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Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« on: June 21, 2014, 11:47:26 pm »
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The Squids, quite frankly, have had it up to their tentacles with this EU scum faction. They've been funding ACRE for too long now. Snowballing other EU scum factions to attack defenseless NA Fiefs (Ganners free trade fiefs).
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If you're non-treasonous to your NA roots then help the Squids defeat this Axis of Evil (KalmarUnion, ACRE, The Coorporation)..
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2014, 02:08:11 am »
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Why would Karlmars need to give us troops?

We had 10k troops on EU side before we started our Exodus. Our total count hasnt increased much since then.

But really nice try making this a NA vs EU fight. You guys are allied with EU factions and you have shitloads of EU mercs, same as Acre.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2014, 02:15:21 am »
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Why would Karlmars need to give us troops?


Because this is a standard issued helmet in the Squids army

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2014, 03:15:16 am »
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FUCK EU! LONG LIVE NA!

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I told you EU factions NA didn't like you camping. Now you get to do something for us, namely by leaving these fiefs for true Americans. Hope you like hell on EU cause this ain't no heaven here.

Also The Corp is a better target, honestly don't think I'll sign for any battles except for the Coorp as they are shit bags taking out poor ganner.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2014, 07:37:50 am »
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Perhaps a compromise could be made here.  New Shulus should be returned to me, a Canadian, which is kinda half Euro and half American.  Everyone will agree to never, ever attack it, so I won't have to sit there but can keep my army in the field.  I'll visit once in awhile to collect the hundreds of thousands of silver I'll earn doing nothing.

This way Europe and Acre still have their trade fief, and the Squids will be delighted that it is in NA hands once again.  I took it from the Europeans (well, AI, but the defender was Euro), and perhaps I should get it back.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2014, 08:06:28 am »
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For people saying 'euros/Eu's' in being general I'd just like to clarify that Mine, Switch's and Heskeys Faction are not affiliated with this attack despite sharing a similar colour on strategus and both being EU scum and that we would never attack Ganner :) Us being a small clan ourselves, And i think the more factions the merrier so smaller is better! ;)

We shall also be bringing some hopefully exciting battles to Na soon!
Please don't generalize.  It would be like if Wardens of the North attacked Ganner at bad hour and then assuming that all NA including Occitan and Super Friends and DSE all attack at horrible hours.  Each EU clan is unique and most are very much open to having battle times that are good for eu and na if they are fighting on na side.


Only the Corporation attacked Ganner.  The rest of the Euros (in the link) have washed their hands of that.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2014, 08:21:30 am »
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Just putting it out there that I did have a lot of EU mercs and support for my defenses. Thanks DRZ, GO, and the other EU mercs that assisted.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2014, 11:04:18 am »
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Its easy:

1. UIF dont like us
2. UIF trades with Squids
3. Squids wants to exclusively have EU trade
4. UIF feeds Squids gear and gold for an attack on us
5. Squids wants it to look like they are doing it for Murrica and get support
6. Squids are preparing NA for their masters in the UIF
7. Squids are the rotten seafood here

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2014, 11:14:03 am »
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Just putting it out there that I did have a lot of EU mercs and support for my defenses. Thanks DRZ, GO, and the other EU mercs that assisted.

And that pretty much sums it up Squiddie. wouldnt you say?
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2014, 12:18:36 pm »
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what faction is "Her Britannic Majestys Royal Armed Forces"

Merc_Algarn stole my free trade fief while I was hard at work at my American job, helping to usher in the next great era of American prosperity and economic hegemony over our transatlantic lessers

fuck him. He's probably spent all the PP jacking up taxes, reducing S and D output, and heirlooming worthless overpriced gimmick items, as per the European mindset of ironic worthless laziness

someone bump him out of our desert 4 me plz
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2014, 12:33:18 pm »
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what faction is "Her Britannic Majestys Royal Armed Forces"

Oh, those EU:s are mercing for the Squids according to the Squids diplothread:

http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/official-republic-of-squids-diplomacy-thread/

"Receiving roster support from: Her Britannic Majestys Royal Armed Forces"

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2014, 03:35:41 pm »
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Its easy:

1. UIF dont like us
2. UIF trades with Squids
3. Squids wants to exclusively have EU trade
4. UIF feeds Squids gear and gold for an attack on us
5. Squids wants it to look like they are doing it for Murrica and get support
6. Squids are preparing NA for their masters in the UIF
7. Squids are the rotten seafood here

Surprise surprise.  Well, not really. 

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2014, 03:46:34 pm »
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If that's Dugan the attack was at a decent time NA (for a friday), shitty time EU. And he's our dog now, he chose us.

We both stood their patting our knees saying 'C'mon Boy! C'mere!' and it looked at us, then it looked at you, then it came trotting over to us.


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What heskeytime said. If I'm told to go somewhere, I go there. I don't discuss orders, nothing personal in that attack, simply executed orders given. Furthermore, it was a saturday I think (weekend), and shit time for us Europeans, so, you can only blame yourselves for not being able to show up for a battle.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2014, 04:28:44 pm »
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Wait we are allied with UIF? When did this happen.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2014, 04:53:07 pm »
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Wait we are allied with UIF? When did this happen.

Another guy from your very organised clan reacted the same way when he found out you (squids)were declaring war on us while we were thinking we had diplomatic talks....did someone in your clan act before getting clan approval for this war?
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