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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2014, 05:10:49 pm »
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As far as I know we aren't trading with EU, I just checked the map and none of our members are over there. We aren't attacking the EU factions near Narra because we like to be friendly with our neighbors, that's all. Saying that we're 'working for our UIF masters' is laughable. The Republic of Squids fights wars to expand our territory, which brings greater wealth and influence. I don't know if Acre is trading at Shulus, I don't know if they're trading with EU, but they could be and with the trade embargo it seems more likely that they are. Regardless, it's a lone village that doesn't have very many troops in it. It's way at the corner of the map where we could get good distance bonuses. Taking it would limit the Kingdom of Acre's options. Attacking seems like a natural conclusion.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2014, 06:24:36 pm »
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Yeah I think Watto definitely is underappreciated, what do you guys think?


Anyway.

Just gotta get used to NA strat diplomacy guys, the OP has to be a full-on rage-filled post in full caps and huge text about how the war is justified etc. It doesnt mean anything, NA just like wars etc xD

Whereas in EU it's a web of grudges and old alliances and people are actually genuinely saying their opinions when making posts like OP here lol.

Actually that seems to be true. Every declaration of war I have read so far (I will be honest, not too many cause I find them boring to read) has some kind of justifications in them.
Why don't you just write something like

"We declare war on you.!
Why you ask?
Because I don't like you and fuck you."

Would make things much easier to read, understand and would cause less bullshit, while producing the same amount of drama.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2014, 06:27:52 pm »
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New Shulus is a very viable target, and it does make a lot of sense for the Squids to try take it.  And yeah, like Heskeytime said, you gotta lay on propaganda on thick in these parts.  And it don't get much thicker than the OP.

That being said, the Squids are a truly evil bunch, spreading their slimy tentacles everywhere, trying to force all the players to submit to their democratic republic style faction (democracy is against everything chadz has taught- Calradia needs a King!).  What with them trying to crush our immigrant Euro-friends, who just escaped the tyranny of Druzhina/Grey who have plunged Europe into an era of peace and prosperity.  They came here seeking blood, violence and destruction!  Should we deny them that?

Also Squids kill kittens, eat babies, and rape Japanese schoolgirls.  And they're not American at all.  They are Iranian terrorists who snuck into the States and seek to take it over.  First they take Strat, then the rest of the world.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2014, 06:48:28 pm »
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Will there be cav in this war????
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2014, 07:55:06 pm »
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As far as I know we aren't trading with EU, I just checked the map and none of our members are over there. We aren't attacking the EU factions near Narra because we like to be friendly with our neighbors, that's all. Saying that we're 'working for our UIF masters' is laughable. The Republic of Squids fights wars to expand our territory, which brings greater wealth and influence. I don't know if Acre is trading at Shulus, I don't know if they're trading with EU, but they could be and with the trade embargo it seems more likely that they are. Regardless, it's a lone village that doesn't have very many troops in it. It's way at the corner of the map where we could get good distance bonuses. Taking it would limit the Kingdom of Acre's options. Attacking seems like a natural conclusion.

If that were true Legs, then why do the Squids sell so many fiefs?

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2014, 07:56:40 pm »
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Funny we are the only faction that does not trade with EU. The only goods of ours that landed in EU hands was stolen by that scum ALLram_Kalmarunion in the middle of the night with his shitty night time setting.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2014, 08:29:54 pm »
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Well, Shulus has a good position for you - valid point

Dont come dragging with the whole Bros/acres/Kalmarunion bullshit, you want the fief for trade and you are agggressive - I like aggressive clans

Lets hope we can have a good war
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2014, 08:51:19 pm »
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If that were true Legs, then why do the Squids sell so many fiefs?

greater wealth
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2014, 11:50:16 pm »
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"report fkng russians"
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2014, 12:29:10 am »
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"report fkng russians"

I'm sure this was an Axis of Evil failed attempt to bring down moral. Before and after it was said ppl were coming in and out of the teamspeak channel. Judging from the accent it was most likely ACRE.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2014, 12:55:01 am »
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2014, 03:41:59 am »
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I'm ready.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2014, 04:11:41 am »
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To be fair -it was just one guy in the ts.  Some random mercenary not affiliated with the clan that hired you.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2014, 04:14:56 am »
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I'm ready.

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ready for what? shits over, conflict resolved in a whopping 15 fucking minutes. The first \ only strat battle of the season that felt like an actual battle...lasted all of 15 goddamn mins.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2014, 06:12:46 am »
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Its easy:

1. UIF dont like us
2. UIF trades with Squids
3. Squids wants to exclusively have EU trade
4. UIF feeds Squids gear and gold for an attack on us
5. Squids wants it to look like they are doing it for Murrica and get support
6. Squids are preparing NA for their masters in the UIF
7. Squids are the rotten seafood here

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They uncovered our plan. Attack Squidies!!! ATTACK!!!!

Yes i'm here to confirm that Squids are part of the UIF and we sponsor them with all their armies, equipment and gold, and yes we trade together day and night!!!
Squids was just poor little clan before we become their masters!
And when EU's fail on NA you should all know that its UIFs doing.

PS: Squids don't fight it, give in, no one will believe you anyway :)) Its just the price u have to pay for attacking our enemies.

PSS: Thanks for your efforts, maybe we won't have to come to NA for them.
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