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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2014, 06:22:06 am »
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We fooled everyone since the beginning of strat saying that murdertron and G-Force were funded by UIF. In reality it was us the whole time. Jedi mind tricks are real.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2014, 06:25:11 am »
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We fooled everyone since the beginning of strat saying that murdertron and G-Force were funded by UIF. In reality it was us the whole time. Jedi mind tricks are real.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2014, 06:25:45 am »
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2014, 06:34:55 am »
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Squids, after dealing with EUs, build us death star, we'll check progress next month.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2014, 09:57:39 am »
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Squids have full plate? QQ.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2014, 10:12:25 am »
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They seriously had gothic plate?  How does any faction afford that?

But I would also like to apologize for the late battles.  We saw an easy target and went for it.  Then Thumper started chasing me, and I did want to fight, but Dirk (the level headed one) pointed out it would be a late battle, and roster support was too risky at such a time to be gambling an army on it.  I ran for it (er, strategically withdrew), but Thumper was gaining on me so Dirk attacked him.  We feel bad about this, and would have loved a good fight, but such are the ways of strat.

On the other hand, the Squids are evil.  They eat kittens.  I was on their TS one day, and one guy (I won't say names) said he loved munching pussy.  So there.  True Evil!

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2014, 10:15:20 am »
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Good battle by squids - no question

Congratz on your victory! To bad we couldnt make it more of a battle

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2014, 01:31:56 pm »
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Squids, after dealing with EUs, build us death star, we'll check progress next month.
While Im in EU you might aswell give us gear because we are allied afterall right?

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2014, 02:18:05 pm »
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Fuck me credit to USA they are doing well in a World Championship in a sport that they arent the only ones on the planet who play. Will wonders never cease.

 

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2014, 05:22:45 pm »
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Recognition for England for being shit at yet another sport they invented.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2014, 05:29:33 pm »
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2014, 05:35:00 pm »
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2014, 05:42:42 pm »
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Squids, after dealing with EUs, build us death star, we'll check progress next month.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2014, 05:59:18 pm »
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That is thy bidding, my master?. Look above the gates of Narra. They shall join us or die.

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Wouldn't you technically die as well if the Death Star was to shoot?
For all the non-believers, look no further than this thread for proof that while strat battles are won/lost in NA3/EU3, strat wars are won and lost on the forums.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2014, 06:01:48 pm »
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The full-scale superlaser was built in the first Death Star and was used six times—it was first used during a Rebel raid on the Death Star, when Rebel agent X2 used the yet-unfinished superlaser to destroy one of the escorting Star Destroyers, then it was fired once with four percent power to destroy the Fortressa, a Lucrehulk-class battleship under Rebel control, three shots were fired as a secret test shortly after, to destroy the prison planet Despayre, and another shot with full power to destroy Alderaan and demonstrate the Galactic Empire's strength.
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