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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #75 on: June 26, 2014, 04:42:34 am »
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It is true though.
No matter which country you watch.
Rubgy and American Football players bash each others heads in and keep playing cause "tis but a scratch".
Football players instantly drop to the floor and roll across the whole pitch just because another guy looked at them funny.

I have played Football for many years, I often was often fouled (However you say it). Never had a single injury, and it never hurt incredibly much.

If someone tears a muscle or whatever then fair enough, but everytime someone else touches them they scream as if their leg was torn off.

Haha, I know.. in all my time playing I have seen plenty of acting going on. More often than not, though, a kid would jump in front of the ball and take it full force in the gut, only to keep on running after just having the wind knocked out of them. To be honest, I played with some pretty rough kids (probably since they also played american football) who never went down and grabbed their knee in tears just because they got tripped up. Heck, I broke my nose at a game and didn't even get subbed out. We aren't all pussies.... only enough to give us a bad name. :P
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #76 on: June 26, 2014, 04:55:21 am »
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the NHL has the most brutal players by far.

http://elitedaily.com/sports/hilarious-comparison-lebron-james-richard-peverley-shows-us-real-man/

it's bashing basketball but the page says enough about hockey. if you want some brutal hits look up some on youtube, there are plenty.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #77 on: June 26, 2014, 05:21:26 am »
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Only league that allows fights! And America sucks at hockey
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #78 on: June 26, 2014, 05:22:23 am »
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Peverley, favorite old thrasher.

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #79 on: June 26, 2014, 06:21:44 am »
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Only league that allows fights! And America sucks at hockey

Hey hey hey.....  America only sucks at hockey because we are too busy kicking ass, blowing shit up, or punching titties.  When we want great hockey players.....  We sign "Canadians" like Gretsky to LA lol.  Who can fuckin pass that up. 


Oh and BTW....  take a look at Gretsky's daughter...... ouch...
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #80 on: June 26, 2014, 10:40:09 am »
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Haha, I know.. in all my time playing I have seen plenty of acting going on. More often than not, though, a kid would jump in front of the ball and take it full force in the gut, only to keep on running after just having the wind knocked out of them. To be honest, I played with some pretty rough kids (probably since they also played american football) who never went down and grabbed their knee in tears just because they got tripped up. Heck, I broke my nose at a game and didn't even get subbed out. We aren't all pussies.... only enough to give us a bad name. :P

Well yeah, but sadly it is only the most professional players that are shown publicly. And..
unlike most major sports the more professional and high level you get, the more they turn into sissies.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #81 on: June 26, 2014, 11:14:27 am »
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You won't be saying that after I kick you in the nuts...
Just saw a guy bite another during FIFA match lol
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #82 on: June 26, 2014, 12:19:34 pm »
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So much spam in this topic people have missed our glorious victory!

Apply for the Kalmar side tonight to kill some close to naked squids and support more battles for NA! As you well notice by the battle times, these battles can't be fought by EU players so we need you and these battles are there to bring fun and XP for you NA guys. Keep giving us rosters and we'll keep giving you battles. Thank you all for your support and god bless America!

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #83 on: June 26, 2014, 03:04:58 pm »
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French head-butt?
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #84 on: June 26, 2014, 04:17:33 pm »
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Sorry about the latest battle time, but blame Squids for trying to move through our lands at this hour. Hopefully both sides can get a roster for this one as well, there's never too much of good field battles!

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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #85 on: June 26, 2014, 04:49:02 pm »
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Sorry about the latest battle time, but blame Squids for trying to move through our lands at this hour. Hopefully both sides can get a roster for this one as well, there's never too much of good field battles!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1629

Psh, they're our lands now!
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #86 on: June 26, 2014, 06:13:21 pm »
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Psh, they're our lands now!

Oh sorry good sir Squid, we surely didnt mean to offend you
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #87 on: June 26, 2014, 06:52:38 pm »
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but unlike most major sports the more professional and high level you get, the more they turn into sissies.

Yeah, I know... the problem is that it is such a common practice that it has now become part of the game. If you lose the ball with an opponent right next to you, you best fall down clutching your knee in agony. Maybe, just MAYBE the ref is dumb enough and will give you a free kick. They should honestly start penalizing for anyone who is acting. Fall down and shout at the ref even though you went down on your own? Yellow card, motherfucker. That oughta make the game a little bit more manly in no time at all.
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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #88 on: June 27, 2014, 01:41:16 am »
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Soccer is a really good and fun sport, but only if you play it for fun or as good natured amateur.

As soon as there is money and fame at stake, the way football works leaves too much room for foul and dishonourable play.


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Re: Squids Declare war on Kalmar Union
« Reply #89 on: June 27, 2014, 01:58:35 am »
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Good luck to Kalmar Unionen people in this war, by the way  :wink:


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