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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 04:10:59 am

Title: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 04:10:59 am
edit: Chaos attacked random fcc guy (saxton) then FCC declared war



Cikel sat at his desk with a full belly. His phone lay lifeless to his right surrounded by empty tea mugs. On the floor next to him lay a plate once filled with oreos. He hadn't showered today, but then again who would he shower for? He casually picked his nose and sent his findings flying away with a flick. He leaned back in his chair and found himself in the diplomacy section.

He was bitter.


Not so much at FCC for their diplomacy posts, or the way dbrookz reacted to his "omg fcc abuse" jokes. Not at gnmutoo breaking character and telling him to shut the fuck up. Not so much at Fimbulvetr for ignoring his warnings. Not at Bonesaw who frequently takes things too seriously. Not at Occitan for playing the right move. Not at the people who lash out in anger more than occasionally. Not at the bro coders who waste everyone's time. Not at the community he calls home.


He was jaded.

He checked the strat map often. Too often. He checked it when he woke up and turned on his computer. He checked it before leaving the house (though he rarely left). He checked it in his mind before he went to sleep, the ever expanding red burned into his sight. He felt anxious. He felt anxious over a video game. He felt anxious over a video game at best represented by an online map with circles and different colored texts.


He felt bad.

Of course it wasn't solely his fault. Most Frisians were tired of beating up on Hospitaller and were actively looking for a new target. He had cautioned against attacking FCC just yet. His primary target had always been VE. They were suffering in a war that had recently gained them very little ground at the cost of too many men. Their morale was starting to waver and they were becoming inactive. FCC had never looked stronger.


And Chaos/FIDLGB attacked.

He had initially merced for FCC against FIDLGB in the first few battles. His kd's, like many others, were obscenely high. It was clear something had to be done. The greens seemed to attack without purpose, without goals. They had no desire to expand. They just wanted to fight the strongest faction. Noble enough considering that most of their members were afk.


And their armies crumbled.

A clan who doesn't enjoy using plate with pierce weapons will rarely enjoy victory. A clan who doesn't plan their inventory out will find themselves falling short. A clan who isn't ready to declare total war against their enemies will never succeed. The time for action had come. He added his voice to the others, their resolve growing and resonating until union came to fruition. They were cocky to the point of being conceited. How could any faction handle 12,000 troops hurled at them with short notice.


So he planned.

He knew the truth of the matter. He had been in FCC for a short time, but had seen enough. He knew their mind set and their resolve. He knew that they would not quaver under the newest threat, but welcome it with open arms. He knew what trouble Fimbulvetr was about to get itself into. It could be avoided, if they did not make the same mistakes everyone else did when attacking FCC.

And pleaded.

He begged them to listen to his counsel. And it seemed as though they did. "We should only be looking to reinforce FIDLGB and Chaos" they had decided. It was a good plan, if not a bit cautious. But somehow or another his tactic was lost in their pride and thrown to the steppe wind. Our minds were filled with thoughts of recent victories, our chests bursting with hubris.

So he watched in horror.

As random, haphazardly planned attacks were ordered with no intention of taking land. As field battles took place playing right into the enemies hands. As Ill equipped men were sent off to certain doom. As armies ran out of gold and conscripts ran away. As thousands of lives were lost in a matter of days. It was a nightmare. And all the while FCC planned and eagerly awaited their turn.

And where were they now? Back exactly where they had started. Countless attacks yielding nothing more than angry mercenaries tired of losses. Relations strained between Fimbulvetr factions. Bowlers days away from being broken. Chaos nowhere to be seen. Occitan turning their backs, a smile on Arrowaines lips. Cikel a broken man with nothing left to lose.

And everyone to blame.
 
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Gmnotutoo on May 30, 2013, 04:38:43 am
You spelled my name wrong. Is it really that hard to spell?


o wait..


and why can't I yell obscenities ICly? Are all characters in strat super nice people and all their players are the evil doers?
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Relit on May 30, 2013, 04:41:37 am
So full of outright lies, as to not to be taken seriously. The disconnect between your brain and your fingers is staggering. You truly are a wonder, Cikel.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Havelle on May 30, 2013, 04:51:55 am
Bypassing my mute through my old account.

Cikel, you're my bud and I love you, but,

Together we stand, divided we fall. This helps nothing but lower morale and strain relations.

VE was too big and we thought FCC would be a fun adversary.

Get on TS and play some dota with me.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 05:10:55 am
So full of outright lies, as to not to be taken seriously. The disconnect between your brain and your fingers is staggering. You truly are a wonder, Cikel.

Tell me the lies Relit. I do understand you take this game seriously enough. Was it the army without ladders? Or the battles where we ran out of gear? Or was it how I told sandersson multiple times that we should only defend, and that you agreed under the condition that we get a treaty with Chaos. A TREATY IN A VIDEO GAME. What did you expect? For them to fly to your house and hand write something.


As for Havelle thats not at all why we hit FCC instead of VE. We wanted to hit the biggest faction. You said multiple times that you were tired of people thinking we were FCC vassals as well as saying how much you hate FCC people. Relit got all butt proud about his glorious relations with VE so there was that too. And we wanted to make sure FIDLGB and Chaos did not get rolled as we knew they would. But then again you haven't been very active.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 05:14:17 am
So full of outright lies, as to not to be taken seriously. The disconnect between your brain and your fingers is staggering. You truly are a wonder, Cikel.

Also saying that I have a disconnect between my brain and my fingers would mean I'm thinking the right thing but typing the wrong thing.

It would be better if you said something that was making fun of my thoughts not my motor skills.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Turboflex on May 30, 2013, 05:15:52 am
You are such an idiot Cikel.

This is why women aren't supposed to drink when they are pregnant.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 05:17:07 am
You are such an idiot Cikel.

This is why women aren't supposed to drink when they are pregnant.

Very thought provoking comment turbo. I remember when we were about to break away and you sent relit to say "we'll do whatever Frisia wants. If they want to attack VE we're down. If they want to attack FCC we're down."
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Artyem on May 30, 2013, 05:18:04 am
Or was it how I told sandersson multiple times that we should only defend, and that you agreed under the condition that we get a treaty with Chaos. A TREATY IN A VIDEO GAME. What did you expect? For them to fly to your house and hand write something.

What?

Well now you're just talking out of your ass, the only person who really rejected the idea of attacking FCC at the time was my crew, all of Frisia (including you) had a rager for war with FCC.

Also, since when was there ever discussion of a treaty with choas?  I don't recall such things  :lol:


EDIT:

Not to mention you got all close and tight with Occitan / Chevalier, and then dropped the idea of attacking VE to go on other adventures.

Stop spewing shit all over the place, you're just causing unneeded bullshit among the people who can actually formulate comprehensive conversations.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on May 30, 2013, 05:18:14 am
Why didn't I ever think of that... You're a genius, Havelle! Now I can post that Kesh is a my old friend every day until I get muted on two accounts!

Cikel, I have only played or even thought about this game for a few hours in the last weeks (because it's a shitty game), but let me assure you that even though I hardly have any desire to care about this game, one part of my resolve will forever remain strong.

It is the righteous duty of Frisia to fight the my old friend Companies of Calradia.

If you ever again find your determination from the cause swaying, let yourself be reminded of the one eternal, inexorable, and undeniably true cause that guides our crusade: Kesh is a my old friend.

Time and time again the my old friend Companies of Calradia prove this truth. You only need eyes to see it.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Turboflex on May 30, 2013, 05:19:01 am
Very thought provoking comment turbo. I remember when we were about to break away and you sent relit to say "we'll do whatever Frisia wants. If they want to attack VE we're down. If they want to attack FCC we're down."

Actually we never said that so lay off the glue.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Havelle on May 30, 2013, 05:19:49 am
Can both you stop insulting eachother?

You think you'd stick by us even if we made mistakes or fucked up. The Raven point is moot. We're Fimbulvetr and we should make the best of what we got.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 05:20:25 am
What?

Well now you're just talking out of your ass, the only person who really rejected the idea of attacking FCC at the time was my crew, all of Frisia (including you) had a rager for war with FCC.

Also, since when was there ever discussion of a treaty with choas?  I don't recall such things  :lol:

Artyem it's funny that you think we only talked about strat with you. There was a long period of time (maybe a week) where we Frisians sat around and discussed who to attack and why. Of course you don't play this game so I do not find you at fault for disagreeing and not knowing what was up. Also you don't have a crew.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on May 30, 2013, 05:21:13 am
Can both you stop insulting eachother?

You think you'd stick by us even if we made mistakes or fucked up. The Raven point is moot. We're Fimbulvetr and we should make the best of what we got.

ill make the best of what ur mom got lol my old friend
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 05:21:26 am
Actually we never said that so lay off the glue.

Yes you did. Relit came into ts and said he came from turboflex. Again very good criticism but you'll never know the high I achieve off glue.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Artyem on May 30, 2013, 05:23:31 am
Artyem it's funny that you think we only talked about strat with you. There was a long period of time (maybe a week) where we Frisians sat around and discussed who to attack and why. Of course you don't play this game so I do not find you at fault for disagreeing and not knowing what was up. Also you don't have a crew.

Well, whatever Frisian's do in their own TS has no effect on whatever the rest of Fimbulvetr had been discussing, so that's a pretty invalid point.  You're right, I hardly play cRPG once a week, but I stay updated on Strategus and do some trade runs.

I divert your attention to my signature, unless you lack any ability to comprehend writing beyond what you see at first glance.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 05:24:31 am
Well, whatever Frisian's do in their own TS has no effect on whatever the rest of Fimbulvetr had been discussing, so that's a pretty invalid point.  You're right, I hardly play cRPG once a week, but I stay updated on Strategus and do some trade runs.

I divert your attention to my signature, unless you lack any ability to comprehend writing beyond what you see at first glance.

What a cop out. You realize you have nothing valid to say or any points to argue. Please stop posting in a thread where you are practically irrelevant.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on May 30, 2013, 05:26:05 am
In Cikel's defense you literally are "practically irrelevant". Just being fair.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Artyem on May 30, 2013, 05:26:09 am
What a cop out. You realize you have nothing valid to say or any points to argue. Please stop posting in a thread where you are practically irrelevant.

It must be like looking into a virtual mirror.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 05:27:15 am
What?

Well now you're just talking out of your ass, the only person who really rejected the idea of attacking FCC at the time was my crew, all of Frisia (including you) had a rager for war with FCC.

Also, since when was there ever discussion of a treaty with choas?  I don't recall such things  :lol:


EDIT:

Not to mention you got all close and tight with Occitan / Chevalier, and then dropped the idea of attacking VE to go on other adventures.

Stop spewing shit all over the place, you're just causing unneeded bullshit among the people who can actually formulate comprehensive conversations.


This is for your edit since yet again you are talking out of your whazoo. If we were getting tight with Occitan we would be more inclined to attack VE. Not drop the idea of attacking VE. You should stop posting here and let our fond memories of you yelling and crying in ts because "PEOPLE WONT LISTEN TO MY ORDERS" remain.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Matey on May 30, 2013, 05:31:02 am
Sometimes it is worth getting a warning...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A&feature=player_detailpage
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on May 30, 2013, 05:33:01 am
If you're still reading this thread, the following is for you:

Congratulations!

You haven't found anything better to do with your life right now!

I'm here to tell you something; there is a whole word outside your door! Filled with real people, rather than bitter nerds on the internet! Go enjoy the plunders of the beautiful world outside, my old friends!
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Havelle on May 30, 2013, 05:35:07 am
Daruvian's right.

I'll buy all cRPG players a round of drinks if they live in close proximity to me.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 05:36:22 am
If you're still reading this thread, the following is for you:

Congratulations!

You haven't found anything better to do with your life right now!

I'm here to tell you something; there is a whole word outside your door! Filled with real people, rather than bitter nerds on the internet! Go enjoy the plunders of the beautiful world outside, my old friends!


It's 11:35 at night Daruvian.


Also

Cikel + Memory + Not being a sperg    1

NH + Artyem 0
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: BadooN on May 30, 2013, 05:37:43 am
Cikel, I don't know why you left the clan but I guess I have some sort of idea after reading your posts.  You know you're our boy man I know you're on your computer so come to ts and just kick with us.

Also daruvian is the biggest sperg in here until kesh posts so disregard him completely.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on May 30, 2013, 05:38:22 am
11:35 is the perfect time of night to find a Diggle-buddy and relentlessly drill her twinkle cave.

Or go play Magic: The Gathering with friends.

Or masturbate!

To Badoon: Good thing I can count on Keshian posting, that bundle of sticks can't resist posting in every thread where his name is uttered. He's like a demon where if you say his name you summon him, except when he is summoned all he does is post really gay, stupid sperg shit.

EDIT: Sometimes, like now, he only comes and downvotes.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 30, 2013, 05:41:06 am
I will only make one post in this thread; that is all that it warrants.

I'm sorry to those of you that will be/are upset with this thread. There's a lot of "I don't even" from me

You're welcome to those of you that think its really hilarious. Probably a lot of people in this category.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: BadooN on May 30, 2013, 05:42:49 am
11:35 is the perfect time of night to find a Diggle-buddy and relentlessly drill her twinkle cave.

Or go play Magic: The Gathering with friends.

Or masturbate!

To Badoon: Good thing I can count on Keshian posting, that bundle of sticks can't resist posting in every thread where his name is uttered. He's like a demon where if you say his name you summon him, except when he is summoned all he does is post really gay, stupid sperg shit.
Agreed, but for anyone not in our TS, Daruvian posts this as he is complaining about who to pick in a DOTA game with other my old friends in our clan who play dota
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: stickher on May 30, 2013, 05:46:27 am
If you're still reading this thread, the following is for you:

Congratulations!

You haven't found anything better to do with your life right now!

I'm here to tell you something; there is a whole word outside your door! Filled with real people, rather than bitter nerds on the internet! Go enjoy the plunders of the beautiful world outside, my old friends!

coming for the guy who gets a 2nd account to talk on the forms also has 2 accounts for crpg
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Relit on May 30, 2013, 05:47:52 am
Well whatever Cikel, we enjoyed having you in Fimbulvetr for the short period you were with us. Seeya around.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Penguin on May 30, 2013, 05:48:39 am
Every night, without fail, Cikel has a dream. The first night, he was sitting alone beneath the shadow of a great redwood in the forests of Narra. The forest spoke to him, but it was unintelligible. A language lost even before the time of man. He could not even fathom describing the sound, he just listened. He feels a rumbling and then he wakes up.

Night after night he would have the dream, the song of the forest resonating in his body, the rumbling under his feet. And each night the song would grow more frantic, more shriek than lullaby, and the rumbling would drown out its call.

For a while the nightmares stopped, and Cikel was grateful, for they had taken a heavy toll on the mind of the young neckbeard. And then they started again, but this time he was no longer in the lush forests of Narra. He sat in the shadow of a rotting redwood, there was no life to be seen in this desert that stretched for miles. He put his ear to the tree and heard not even the faintest whisper. The rumbling was all around him now, and he fixed his gaze on the procession before him. Thousands of decomposed soldiers clad in heavy yawshawns marched forth, fire spewing forth from their helms. Their skins boiled beneath their armor and left behind trails of sizzling flesh in their wake. Cikel screamed.

He woke up. His phone lay lifeless to his right surrounded by empty tea mugs. On the floor next to him lay a plate once filled with oreos. Cikel turned on this computer....
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 05:54:42 am
I will only make one post in this thread; that is all that it warrants.

I'm sorry to those of you that will be/are upset with this thread. There's a lot of "I don't even" from me

You're welcome to those of you that think its really hilarious. Probably a lot of people in this category.

How brave of you but you are speaking vaguely because you can't elaborate. Or prove me wrong. Tell me what exactly is wrong and I will change it. I don't like about strat unlike you Sandersson. Everything I've posted is 100 percent correct. The things that are wrong will be edited as I have done about the start of the fcc chaos war
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on May 30, 2013, 05:56:14 am
coming for the guy who gets a 2nd account to talk on the forms also has 2 accounts for crpg

but thats wrong
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Artyem on May 30, 2013, 05:56:41 am
How brave of you but you are speaking vaguely because you can't elaborate. Or prove me wrong. Tell me what exactly is wrong and I will change it. I don't like about strat unlike you Sandersson. Everything I've posted is 100 percent correct. The things that are wrong will be edited as I have done about the start of the fcc chaos war

The fuck is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 06:03:11 am
The fuck is wrong with you?

Some Sperg keeps posting snippets of nonsense in my thread
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 06:06:16 am
Last call sandy if you want to say anything to these fine people. However, I'm going to have to ask you not to tell dirty lies. I have nothing to gain by lying. I've never lied to any of you about strat because I find deceit deplorable. I was the one who came forth telling everyone about the duped gear.

Although I do have more severe dirty secrets I have decided not to share them. Just don't lie.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Turboflex on May 30, 2013, 06:07:53 am
so what clan is gonna recruit this winner?
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: BlackWhite on May 30, 2013, 06:10:49 am
Aren't we hiring?
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: BadooN on May 30, 2013, 06:11:37 am
Aren't we hiring?
Blackwhite I sent in my resume for raven months ago and still haven't gotten a call back.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 30, 2013, 06:21:39 am
Last call sandy if you want to say anything to these fine people. However, I'm going to have to ask you not to tell dirty lies. I have nothing to gain by lying. I've never lied to any of you about strat because I find deceit deplorable. I was the one who came forth telling everyone about the duped gear.

Although I do have more severe dirty secrets I have decided not to share them. Just don't lie.

I was playing the DotAs. We fed and lost, I guess I had a little fun.

I don't think anything that you posted in the initial post was incorrect, really. It has quite a bit to do with point of view, though. Of course the Ravens don't feel that their attacks were random. I'd say that we/they had a plan, but it was an ineffective one.

However, I will say that you didn't need to go and say that shit in the diplomacy forum. I don't mind all that much that you posted it, but if I had to choose between you posting it and refraining, I'd choose the latter.

Basically, I agree with the majority of what you posted (to the ire of the Ravens, who understandable disagree with most of it. Truth is subjective.) but it was information that didn't need to be posted.

I can't seem to post in any fashion except for small two-line couplets and triplets. It's probably because I'm fucking gay.

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Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Keshian on May 30, 2013, 06:39:00 am
I was playing the DotAs. We fed and lost, I guess I had a little fun.

I don't think anything that you posted in the initial post was incorrect, really. It has quite a bit to do with point of view, though. Of course the Ravens don't feel that their attacks were random. I'd say that we/they had a plan, but it was an ineffective one.

However, I will say that you didn't need to go and say that shit in the diplomacy forum. I don't mind all that much that you posted it, but if I had to choose between you posting it and refraining, I'd choose the latter.

Basically, I agree with the majority of what you posted (to the ire of the Ravens, who understandable disagree with most of it. Truth is subjective.) but it was information that didn't need to be posted.

I can't seem to post in any fashion except for small two-line couplets and triplets. It's probably because I'm fucking gay.

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To be fair Ravens actually attacked us, they didn't spend weeks roaming around with 1900 man armies except for only one massively failed attack by daruvian (who would trust that guy with an army?).

Also, i will check with the other FCC leaders on your application to join us, but I have  a feeling Matey, Bale, Dynamike, Weebo, Holiday and several others are leaning toward a big no.  Can't really trust a faction with a guy like daruvian in it.  i'll still check though.  Much better better chance to get in if you finally dropped him  from your faction.

P.S.  You can always check with occitan, they did just accept hospitallers and qunicy clan (eu) into their faction and you are really really close with them.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Matey on May 30, 2013, 06:39:31 am

P.S. can we join FCC now?

I'm afraid we will have to decline; the world might explode if daru and kesh were in the same strat faction.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on May 30, 2013, 06:41:12 am
Also you don't have a crew.

Think again.
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Sad to see the Frisians in their current state, really took a liking to them. To be fair I don't know the entire situation, but seeing such negative words to past brethren in arms and even each other is definitely a tad bit disheartening. Stop the hate and get back to being the best madcuzbad sperg nerds that we all hate to love. But do love. Shh.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Turboflex on May 30, 2013, 06:46:29 am
I was playing the DotAs. We fed and lost, I guess I had a little fun.

I don't think anything that you posted in the initial post was incorrect, really. It has quite a bit to do with point of view, though. Of course the Ravens don't feel that their attacks were random. I'd say that we/they had a plan, but it was an ineffective one.

However, I will say that you didn't need to go and say that shit in the diplomacy forum. I don't mind all that much that you posted it, but if I had to choose between you posting it and refraining, I'd choose the latter.

Basically, I agree with the majority of what you posted (to the ire of the Ravens, who understandable disagree with most of it. Truth is subjective.) but it was information that didn't need to be posted.

I can't seem to post in any fashion except for small two-line couplets and triplets. It's probably because I'm fucking gay.

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That's it, we're out.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Havelle on May 30, 2013, 06:47:03 am
To be fair Ravens actually attacked us, they didn't spend weeks roaming around with 1900 man armies except for only one massively failed attack by daruvian (who would trust that guy with an army?).

Also, i will check with the other FCC leaders on your application to join us, but I have  a feeling Matey, Bale, Dynamike, Weebo, Holiday and several others are leaning toward a big no.  Can't really trust a faction with a guy like daruvian in it.  i'll still check though.  Much better better chance to get in if you finally dropped him  from your faction.

P.S.  You can always check with occitan, they did just accept hospitallers and qunicy clan (eu) into their faction and you are really really close with them.

Perhaps we should recruit Saxton since Daruvian can't be trusted?
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on May 30, 2013, 07:01:57 am
Think again.
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Sad to see the Frisians in their current state, really took a liking to them. To be fair I don't know the entire situation, but seeing such negative words to past brethren in arms and even each other is definitely a tad bit disheartening. Stop the hate and get back to being the best madcuzbad sperg nerds that we all hate to love. But do love. Shh.

Nigga I don't know what you're talking about, the only people in the Frisian clan that have posted in here are Badoon, Sandy, Havelle, and I... and none of us have said anything mean that wasn't a joke or to Kesh who deserves it.

Most of our posts have been either ironic parrotings of insults or posts trying to figure out what Cikel and Ravens are so upset about.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Penguin on May 30, 2013, 07:02:13 am
Perhaps we should recruit Saxton since Daruvian can't be trusted?

I don't think kesh even knows what he types some time.

"Can't trust a faction with a guy like daruvian in it"

What about a faction with a guy like saxton in it?
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on May 30, 2013, 07:05:04 am
Keshian doesn't really type things that make sense, that is one of the few traits of all of his posts. I mean, I can't say I've ever done anything that has made me untrustworthy on Strategus or cRPG. Maybe things that would make nerds mad because I called them a my old friend on the internet, but other then that... nothing.

Kesh has easily done more things to make him untrustworthy than I have.

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Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on May 30, 2013, 07:14:39 am
Why is everybody on these forums so willing to elongate shitpost threads?

Because I have yet to find better reading material for my dinner than the diplomacy forums of c-rpg. Nothing accentuates the tastes of a juicy tenderloin more than strategus drama and tears.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: miggy on May 30, 2013, 07:16:46 am
A reading from the book of Nerdcore

Chapter 2: Fimbulvergins vs. Federal Communications Commission

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female said Cikel. Pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down Sandy's thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, Daruvian rolls over onto his back eating doritos, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. Havelle continues to fap to anime porn in his moms basement while leeching wifi from starbucks across the street.. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the sperging on strat, his greasy mullet haircut and milhouse face. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his man titties with my gravy. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another mudkip flows forth, then another and another. That grape drank tho. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. Saxton's a virgin with a receding hairline at the age of eleventeen, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with his cat, he's a nergin. I feel him anger slow, his cock still throbbing into a cheerio, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping into the cereal bowl, onto his moms ikea kitchen table. I reach down, and grab my cock, slapping it on his forehead. Gf nerd.

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Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Keshian on May 30, 2013, 07:20:44 am
A reading from the book of Nerdcore

Chapter 2: Fimbulvergins vs. Federal Communications Commission

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female said Cikel. Pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down Sandy's thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, Daruvian rolls over onto his back eating doritos, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. Havelle continues to fap to anime porn in his moms basement while leeching wifi from starbucks across the street.. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the sperging on strat, his greasy mullet haircut and milhouse face. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his man titties with my gravy. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another mudkip flows forth, then another and another. That grape drank tho. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. Saxton's a virgin with a receding hairline at the age of eleventeen, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with his cat, he's a nergin. I feel him anger slow, his cock still throbbing into a cheerio, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping into the cereal bowl, onto his moms ikea kitchen table. I reach down, and grab my cock, slapping it on his forehead. Gf nerd.

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+1 only post that made sense in this thread
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Deltah on May 30, 2013, 07:21:24 am
How brave of you but you are speaking vaguely because you can't elaborate. Or prove me wrong. Tell me what exactly is wrong and I will change it. I don't like about strat unlike you Sandersson. Everything I've posted is 100 percent correct. The things that are wrong will be edited as I have done about the start of the fcc chaos war

Alright, let me break this down as any good regionally published DJ would.

You are angered that Sandy is above you and not wasting his time to detail out the logical fallacies you've presented to the public in this thread. For all of Sandersson's apathy towards all of this bullshit, I can assure that he is better versed in your crap than even you are.
" I don't like about strat unlike you Sandersson." - I look forward to the excuse for that trainwreck of a sentence.(loltypo) Is someone perhaps temperamental about this subject(a problem you have brought upon yourself), and just flatulating out responses?

I'm guessing that your response to this is going to be something along the lines of how I am some dog that Artyem called out(dracul4lyfe), or that I'm blatantly harassing you. Both of those statements are true in most regards. However, despite debunking myself, these words carry no less validity.

As our dear friend Daruvian has indirectly stated with his hilarious forum copypasta, noone cares, neckbeard.

As for those taking anything said on this forum seriously, chill out. This guy is obviously exerting signs of strat-stroke, and should be taken to a rehabilitation facility post haste. Or executed. Whatever.



I also would like to point out that the fimbulvetr breakup over Sandy saying that this feeble being had some validity is completely bullshit. It's pretty obvious that Sandy is just trying to take some common ground and state his actual feelings on the subject in a reasonable manner. He's just telling the truth. To break down the strongest and most hilarious alliance on Crpg over this is about as immature as dumping your date on prom night because she holds her ground in a minor disagreement.

I would also like to point out that I simply don't give a shit about your past qualms(flame wars during strat battles and whatever excuses you have). I know this is just the last straw on the camels back for you guys, but this entire ordeal is one that would not have been had if your maturity had been accompanied by a healthy dose of apathy towards the metagame. On the other hand, the Frisians do the polar opposite, and accompany their apathy with a lack of maturity in general. From my understanding they haven't been pulling their weight in the war, and have been mercing against their own faction in battles. Dracul's hands off approach to the war probably hasn't been very positive either. It sucks to see something so great fall to such stupidity.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Artyem on May 30, 2013, 07:24:17 am
Today an empire falls...


while another gets aroused.  8-)


which may or may not be relevant to this subject, but regardless, it'll be great.


EDIT:

Also, it took Deltah about an hour to proofread that post.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: dynamike on May 30, 2013, 07:42:18 am
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Whatever your beef with this guys is, his thread and posting style is amusing.


What about a faction with a guy like saxton in it?

And pray tell, which faction would that be? He sure as hell is not in FCC.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on May 30, 2013, 07:53:23 am
I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.

Stopped reading here, should have said "nearing the point of no return, cumming closer with every stroke".

You also clearly don't understand the relationship between Sandy and myself because you made him the male bear and I the female bear. Very clearly you do not understand the character dynamics here.

Oh, and my hair is spiked up with a hair fibre, it is not in a mullet shape.

Even better of a question, how do you expect a bear to have a mullet in the first place?

I'll give you a 5/10, that's the best I can do. See me after class.

Could have done better. Disappointed in you.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Havelle on May 30, 2013, 08:12:08 am
Stopped reading here, should have said "nearing the point of no return, cumming closer with every stroke".

You also clearly don't understand the relationship between Sandy and myself because you made him the male bear and I the female bear. Very clearly you do not understand the character dynamics here.

Oh, and my hair is spiked up with a hair fibre, it is not in a mullet shape.

Even better of a question, how do you expect a bear to have a mullet in the first place?

I'll give you a 5/10, that's the best I can do. See me after class.

Could have done better. Disappointed in you.

I think I was the one with the mullet, you attention whore.

I assumed he was talking about the homosexual bear in some sort of odd gender-binary-bending relationship. I could be wrong though.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: HeraldOfTheGOBBLINKING on May 30, 2013, 08:57:51 am
A reading from the book of Nerdcore

Chapter 2: Fimbulvergins vs. Federal Communications Commission

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female said Cikel. Pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down Sandy's thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, Daruvian rolls over onto his back eating doritos, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. Havelle continues to fap to anime porn in his moms basement while leeching wifi from starbucks across the street.. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the sperging on strat, his greasy mullet haircut and milhouse face. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his man titties with my gravy. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another mudkip flows forth, then another and another. That grape drank tho. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. Saxton's a virgin with a receding hairline at the age of eleventeen, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with his cat, he's a nergin. I feel him anger slow, his cock still throbbing into a cheerio, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping into the cereal bowl, onto his moms ikea kitchen table. I reach down, and grab my cock, slapping it on his forehead. Gf nerd.

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Mmmff. Give me MOAR
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Tanken on May 30, 2013, 09:08:44 am
I have found since losing my claims in Strategus, that the best way to enjoy it is to simply let others sink all their time and effort, emotions, and drama raging into it and then merc for whomever accepts you first. Reap what they sew (Is that the correct spelling for that phrase?) basically.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on May 30, 2013, 10:06:49 am
I have found since losing my claims in Strategus, that the best way to enjoy it is to simply let others sink all their time and effort, emotions, and drama raging into it and then merc for whomever accepts you first. Reap what they sew (Is that the correct spelling for that phrase?) basically.

*Sow. Other than that, spot on!

Also, the picture was totally worth my first forums warning. A beautiful day I will forever remember. (':
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 30, 2013, 10:10:51 am
That's it, we're out.

I made a bit of a fool out of myself and posted some hasty comments, and I now understand why you'd react in anger to it. Truth be told, I must agree with Keshian. He is often right, although I would prefer that he not be:

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Well at least the first part. Anyway,

As Kesh said, there were very few Frisian troops expended against FCC. Ravens threw in several large armies, and we threw in a couple, one of which was a distinctly foolhardy decision, considering we attempted a sneak attack at a less than ideal battle time. We got our shit slapped by the combination of a very nasty hill and superior mercenary numbers and skill, the second of which resulted directly from our attempt at a sneak attack. I mean, it seemed like a good idea at the time
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because Zildjian was a fief owner and he had a largish amount of crates on him. Hell, the crates could have all been rocks or shitty gear for all we knew.


Our Raven friends threw multiple armies without restraint right into FCC and we pattered around waiting for the best time to strike. Well, that time never came and I reckon we've made real jackasses of yourselves. Perhaps more accurately, I made a jackass out of myself. My best defense is that I have been leading all of the Fimbulvetr battles, so I sort of focused on that instead of the strat map, but that's a pretty shitty excuse. It is the best one I have, I guess.

I'm sorry that things turned out like this, and while I will play willing audience to anything you'd like to discuss, I'm not begging you to welcome us back with open arms, but at the same time I would like to take Artyem's suggestion and reconcile our quarrels. The decision is, of course, up to you. You're welcome to refuse us, and you'd be within your rights.

Regardless of what you decide, we'll prove our mettle. We'll throw ourselves upon the Free Companies and prove our mettle. They're quite scary, especially with the recent addition of AoW, HG, and Remnant into them (I do understand that you don't get all of HG/Remnant/AoW to participate on your side, but having several really active people to your faction is a damn good thing.

Nevertheless, we'll take up arms against them in force. If you'd welcome us back, we'll fight them hard. If you don't, we'll do the same. Maybe we'll get our shit kicked in. It seems rather likely we'd get our shit kicked in. Even so, we'll do our best to get folks some fights against a tough foe, and maybe we'll win. I sure hope we'll have fun doing this, and I think we will. If Rhalzo attends our fights, fun will be assured.

Oh, and about that shit I said. Let me try to explain my thoughts on the matter. I think that the strategy that you Raven folks used was faulty; however, I did not contribute to their efforts, nor did I voice my concerns on their strategy. Our armies sort of just meandered around FCC land hoping to get attacked so we could have nice luxurious field defences. My feeling that the improper strategy was used is rendered invalid by my lack of contribution to the effort, as well as poor communication. The idea that your campaign was random and haphazardly organized is patently incorrect. We agreed that their villages were almost universally shit to defend, so we would burn their tickets in the village maps which lend themselves more to attackers than defenders. We fucked up by attacking FCC armies in the field, as did Ravens. I still didn't say shit like "hey guys we should stop", I would be more likely to say "lol fucking fcc gets hills and arbalests goddamnit this sucks get on battalion 1." It really sucks for us that FCC got fearsome hills on their side, but we could have avoided that by taking, holding, and defending a village.

tldr; I fucked up, did relatively little on the strat map against FCC, agreed with some shit in whole when I should have agreed only in part. Ravens battleplan was ineffective, but mine was non-existent. I'd like to get back together with my funbutler bros, but I dunno if they're interested. We're going to go fight FCC now to prove we ain't bitches.

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By the way, I'd like to tell Cikel that I wish he didn't quit my internet club, but he's still more than welcome to come back or just play dota with us or some shit. You're a good homie to have around, an all-around solid motherfucker. It'd a damn shame if you packed up your internet bags and split on us.


Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 30, 2013, 10:50:02 am
On the floor next to him lay a plate once filled with oreos. He casually picked his nose and sent his findings flying away with a flick.

He was bitter.

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Cikel, whatever you do, don't leave crpg! You're something special! It will be interesting to see what this airing of grievances and secret intel dump will do for the future of all clans involved. Forced diplomacy, if you will. Between this thread and Saxton's shenanigans, there is more than enough strat soap opera to keep me busy and content.

Also, you guys making a second account to post while muted: here's a novel idea. DONT GET MUTED IN THE FIRST PLACE
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Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Relit on May 30, 2013, 10:54:00 am
We fucked up by attacking FCC armies in the field, as did Ravens. I still didn't say shit like "hey guys we should stop", I would be more likely to say "lol fucking fcc gets hills and arbalests goddamnit this sucks get on battalion 1." It really sucks for us that FCC got fearsome hills on their side, but we could have avoided that by taking, holding, and defending a village.

1) The open field battle versus Matey was planned. We even informed FCC of wanting to attack him so he could stick around and let us hit him at the opportune time. That we lost is irrelevant. It was a good fight and a lot of fun. Thanks to FCC for working with us on that.

2) FCC was not going to attack us. Not at all. If we stacked up in a village they would  have waited us out and just left a couple armies to watch us while they continued moving around doing whatever they wanted. The onus was on us to attack and kill as many troops as possible and to keep as many armies of theirs as possible in the area. That wave was also very effective at telling us what their response time was and their mobilization capabilities.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Matey on May 30, 2013, 10:54:05 am
Also, you guys making a second account to post while muted: here's a novel idea. DONT GET MUTED IN THE FIRST PLACE

Don't you need a unique cd-key/crpg account for your forum account? in other words... having 2 forum accounts means having 2 crpg accounts which potentially means 2 strat accounts ja?
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 30, 2013, 11:23:10 am
Don't you need a unique cd-key/crpg account for your forum account? in other words... having 2 forum accounts means having 2 crpg accounts which potentially means 2 strat accounts ja?

Nope. Take MURDERTRON's conundrum for example...

VVV yeah that's what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Havelle on May 30, 2013, 11:31:55 am
Don't you need a unique cd-key/crpg account for your forum account? in other words... having 2 forum accounts means having 2 crpg accounts which potentially means 2 strat accounts ja?

Nope. I actually made Havelle Registered Voter because this account was not linked to my CD key, therefore I couldn't vote.

Learning is fun.

You were quick to throw around accusations. I find that in bad taste.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Matey on May 30, 2013, 11:43:54 am
Nope. I actually made Havelle Registered Voter because this account was not linked to my CD key, therefore I couldn't vote.

Learning is fun.

You were quick to throw around accusations. I find that in bad taste.

I said "potentially" and phrased it as a question because I was unsure. My understanding of forum account creation was that you literally had to have a crpg account (which is linked to your cdkey). I had no idea it was possible to make a forum account any other way. Sorry if my ignorance offended you.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Havelle on May 30, 2013, 11:47:44 am
I said "potentially" and phrased it as a question because I was looking for some confirmation. My understanding of forum account creation was that you literally had to have a crpg account (which is linked to your cdkey). I had no idea it was possible to make a forum account any other way. Sorry if my ignorance offended you.

S'all good.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: BoneSaw on May 30, 2013, 03:33:46 pm
Great! I'm the serious guy in the community now? I'll have to loosen my tie for now on.....
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on May 30, 2013, 05:38:41 pm
Here's to hoping Ravens and Frisia can rekindle that old lovers flame. I may not play anymore, but I still hate the idea of them splitting up for good.  :(
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: ildist on May 30, 2013, 07:53:39 pm
fight about it irl with greatswords
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: Tanken on May 30, 2013, 08:46:48 pm
This problem will always exist between any faction across Strategus:

Every leader has a different mindset for leading their clan.

It is what creates your faction's strengths and weaknesses, and which also leads to wars as well as friendships. I cannot say there is any alike Factions which makes siding with any given faction hard for players looking to support. For example: Ravens and Frisians. Ravens seem a little more coordinated and are more teamwork oriented and build a strong reliance on one another to do well--Which is good! but to pair them as allies with Frisians whom are a little more 'Gun-ho' (if you will) and slightly less experienced in Strategus, as well as have a few members that purposely pollute their own personal image in the name of "role-play"--It's not a good mix.

There will always be friction between clans whether it is spoken or not, and a lot of it comes in part due to their different leadership mentality and opposing objectives and ways to approach this. If I were to give any faction an award based on how well they seem to overcome this curve it would be Chevaliers de Occitan (hopefully got that correct).

*please note I am not trying to offend any of the above mentioned clans or individuals in what I am saying. It's purely example, and an askew one at that.
Title: Re: Serious Business
Post by: kasMVC on May 30, 2013, 09:00:52 pm
Well seeing as baddies got butt hurt I'm going to lock this thread. If they actually read my post they would see I blame myself as much as anyone for how the war has gone. But niggas gonna nig as the story goes.





Kesh you're a stupid fuck. I take solace in the fact that you won't amount to shit and care more than anyone else about strategus. I'm sure you can put that on your resume.