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[DaruviansUnmutedAccount]

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Sad to see the Frisians in their current state, really took a liking to them. To be fair I don't know the entire situation, but seeing such negative words to past brethren in arms and even each other is definitely a tad bit disheartening. Stop the hate and get back to being the best madcuzbad sperg nerds that we all hate to love. But do love. Shh.

Nigga I don't know what you're talking about, the only people in the Frisian clan that have posted in here are Badoon, Sandy, Havelle, and I... and none of us have said anything mean that wasn't a joke or to Kesh who deserves it.

Most of our posts have been either ironic parrotings of insults or posts trying to figure out what Cikel and Ravens are so upset about.

[Penguin]

Perhaps we should recruit Saxton since Daruvian can't be trusted?

I don't think kesh even knows what he types some time.

"Can't trust a faction with a guy like daruvian in it"

What about a faction with a guy like saxton in it?

[DaruviansUnmutedAccount]

Keshian doesn't really type things that make sense, that is one of the few traits of all of his posts. I mean, I can't say I've ever done anything that has made me untrustworthy on Strategus or cRPG. Maybe things that would make nerds mad because I called them a my old friend on the internet, but other then that... nothing.

Kesh has easily done more things to make him untrustworthy than I have.

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Why is everybody on these forums so willing to elongate shitpost threads?

[TheAppleSauceMan]

Why is everybody on these forums so willing to elongate shitpost threads?

Because I have yet to find better reading material for my dinner than the diplomacy forums of c-rpg. Nothing accentuates the tastes of a juicy tenderloin more than strategus drama and tears.

[miggy]

A reading from the book of Nerdcore

Chapter 2: Fimbulvergins vs. Federal Communications Commission

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female said Cikel. Pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down Sandy's thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, Daruvian rolls over onto his back eating doritos, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. Havelle continues to fap to anime porn in his moms basement while leeching wifi from starbucks across the street.. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the sperging on strat, his greasy mullet haircut and milhouse face. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his man titties with my gravy. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another mudkip flows forth, then another and another. That grape drank tho. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. Saxton's a virgin with a receding hairline at the age of eleventeen, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with his cat, he's a nergin. I feel him anger slow, his cock still throbbing into a cheerio, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping into the cereal bowl, onto his moms ikea kitchen table. I reach down, and grab my cock, slapping it on his forehead. Gf nerd.

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[Keshian]

A reading from the book of Nerdcore

Chapter 2: Fimbulvergins vs. Federal Communications Commission

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female said Cikel. Pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down Sandy's thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, Daruvian rolls over onto his back eating doritos, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. Havelle continues to fap to anime porn in his moms basement while leeching wifi from starbucks across the street.. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the sperging on strat, his greasy mullet haircut and milhouse face. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his man titties with my gravy. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another mudkip flows forth, then another and another. That grape drank tho. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. Saxton's a virgin with a receding hairline at the age of eleventeen, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with his cat, he's a nergin. I feel him anger slow, his cock still throbbing into a cheerio, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping into the cereal bowl, onto his moms ikea kitchen table. I reach down, and grab my cock, slapping it on his forehead. Gf nerd.

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+1 only post that made sense in this thread

[Deltah]

How brave of you but you are speaking vaguely because you can't elaborate. Or prove me wrong. Tell me what exactly is wrong and I will change it. I don't like about strat unlike you Sandersson. Everything I've posted is 100 percent correct. The things that are wrong will be edited as I have done about the start of the fcc chaos war

Alright, let me break this down as any good regionally published DJ would.

You are angered that Sandy is above you and not wasting his time to detail out the logical fallacies you've presented to the public in this thread. For all of Sandersson's apathy towards all of this bullshit, I can assure that he is better versed in your crap than even you are.
" I don't like about strat unlike you Sandersson." - I look forward to the excuse for that trainwreck of a sentence.(loltypo) Is someone perhaps temperamental about this subject(a problem you have brought upon yourself), and just flatulating out responses?

I'm guessing that your response to this is going to be something along the lines of how I am some dog that Artyem called out(dracul4lyfe), or that I'm blatantly harassing you. Both of those statements are true in most regards. However, despite debunking myself, these words carry no less validity.

As our dear friend Daruvian has indirectly stated with his hilarious forum copypasta, noone cares, neckbeard.

As for those taking anything said on this forum seriously, chill out. This guy is obviously exerting signs of strat-stroke, and should be taken to a rehabilitation facility post haste. Or executed. Whatever.



I also would like to point out that the fimbulvetr breakup over Sandy saying that this feeble being had some validity is completely bullshit. It's pretty obvious that Sandy is just trying to take some common ground and state his actual feelings on the subject in a reasonable manner. He's just telling the truth. To break down the strongest and most hilarious alliance on Crpg over this is about as immature as dumping your date on prom night because she holds her ground in a minor disagreement.

I would also like to point out that I simply don't give a shit about your past qualms(flame wars during strat battles and whatever excuses you have). I know this is just the last straw on the camels back for you guys, but this entire ordeal is one that would not have been had if your maturity had been accompanied by a healthy dose of apathy towards the metagame. On the other hand, the Frisians do the polar opposite, and accompany their apathy with a lack of maturity in general. From my understanding they haven't been pulling their weight in the war, and have been mercing against their own faction in battles. Dracul's hands off approach to the war probably hasn't been very positive either. It sucks to see something so great fall to such stupidity.

[Artyem]

Today an empire falls...


while another gets aroused. 


which may or may not be relevant to this subject, but regardless, it'll be great.


EDIT:

Also, it took Deltah about an hour to proofread that post.

[dynamike]

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edit: Chaos attacked random fcc guy (saxton) then FCC declared war



Cikel sat at his desk with a full belly. His phone lay lifeless to his right surrounded by empty tea mugs. On the floor next to him lay a plate once filled with oreos. He hadn't showered today, but then again who would he shower for? He casually picked his nose and sent his findings flying away with a flick. He leaned back in his chair and found himself in the diplomacy section.

He was bitter.


Not so much at FCC for their diplomacy posts, or the way dbrookz reacted to his "omg fcc abuse" jokes. Not at gnmutoo breaking character and telling him to shut the fuck up. Not so much at Fimbulvetr for ignoring his warnings. Not at Bonesaw who frequently takes things too seriously. Not at Occitan for playing the right move. Not at the people who lash out in anger more than occasionally. Not at the bro coders who waste everyone's time. Not at the community he calls home.


He was jaded.

He checked the strat map often. Too often. He checked it when he woke up and turned on his computer. He checked it before leaving the house (though he rarely left). He checked it in his mind before he went to sleep, the ever expanding red burned into his sight. He felt anxious. He felt anxious over a video game. He felt anxious over a video game at best represented by an online map with circles and different colored texts.


He felt bad.

Of course it wasn't solely his fault. Most Frisians were tired of beating up on Hospitaller and were actively looking for a new target. He had cautioned against attacking FCC just yet. His primary target had always been VE. They were suffering in a war that had recently gained them very little ground at the cost of too many men. Their morale was starting to waver and they were becoming inactive. FCC had never looked stronger.


And Chaos/FIDLGB attacked.

He had initially merced for FCC against FIDLGB in the first few battles. His kd's, like many others, were obscenely high. It was clear something had to be done. The greens seemed to attack without purpose, without goals. They had no desire to expand. They just wanted to fight the strongest faction. Noble enough considering that most of their members were afk.


And their armies crumbled.

A clan who doesn't enjoy using plate with pierce weapons will rarely enjoy victory. A clan who doesn't plan their inventory out will find themselves falling short. A clan who isn't ready to declare total war against their enemies will never succeed. The time for action had come. He added his voice to the others, their resolve growing and resonating until union came to fruition. They were cocky to the point of being conceited. How could any faction handle 12,000 troops hurled at them with short notice.


So he planned.

He knew the truth of the matter. He had been in FCC for a short time, but had seen enough. He knew their mind set and their resolve. He knew that they would not quaver under the newest threat, but welcome it with open arms. He knew what trouble Fimbulvetr was about to get itself into. It could be avoided, if they did not make the same mistakes everyone else did when attacking FCC.

And pleaded.

He begged them to listen to his counsel. And it seemed as though they did. "We should only be looking to reinforce FIDLGB and Chaos" they had decided. It was a good plan, if not a bit cautious. But somehow or another his tactic was lost in their pride and thrown to the steppe wind. Our minds were filled with thoughts of recent victories, our chests bursting with hubris.

So he watched in horror.

As random, haphazardly planned attacks were ordered with no intention of taking land. As field battles took place playing right into the enemies hands. As Ill equipped men were sent off to certain doom. As armies ran out of gold and conscripts ran away. As thousands of lives were lost in a matter of days. It was a nightmare. And all the while FCC planned and eagerly awaited their turn.

And where were they now? Back exactly where they had started. Countless attacks yielding nothing more than angry mercenaries tired of losses. Relations strained between Fimbulvetr factions. Bowlers days away from being broken. Chaos nowhere to be seen. Occitan turning their backs, a smile on Arrowaines lips. Cikel a broken man with nothing left to lose.

And everyone to blame.
 

Whatever your beef with this guys is, his thread and posting style is amusing.

What about a faction with a guy like saxton in it?

And pray tell, which faction would that be? He sure as hell is not in FCC.

[DaruviansUnmutedAccount]

I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.

Stopped reading here, should have said "nearing the point of no return, cumming closer with every stroke".

You also clearly don't understand the relationship between Sandy and myself because you made him the male bear and I the female bear. Very clearly you do not understand the character dynamics here.

Oh, and my hair is spiked up with a hair fibre, it is not in a mullet shape.

Even better of a question, how do you expect a bear to have a mullet in the first place?

I'll give you a 5/10, that's the best I can do. See me after class.

Could have done better. Disappointed in you.

[Havelle]

Stopped reading here, should have said "nearing the point of no return, cumming closer with every stroke".

You also clearly don't understand the relationship between Sandy and myself because you made him the male bear and I the female bear. Very clearly you do not understand the character dynamics here.

Oh, and my hair is spiked up with a hair fibre, it is not in a mullet shape.

Even better of a question, how do you expect a bear to have a mullet in the first place?

I'll give you a 5/10, that's the best I can do. See me after class.

Could have done better. Disappointed in you.

I think I was the one with the mullet, you attention whore.

I assumed he was talking about the homosexual bear in some sort of odd gender-binary-bending relationship. I could be wrong though.

[HeraldOfTheGOBBLINKING]

A reading from the book of Nerdcore

Chapter 2: Fimbulvergins vs. Federal Communications Commission

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female said Cikel. Pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down Sandy's thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, Daruvian rolls over onto his back eating doritos, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. Havelle continues to fap to anime porn in his moms basement while leeching wifi from starbucks across the street.. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the sperging on strat, his greasy mullet haircut and milhouse face. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his man titties with my gravy. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another mudkip flows forth, then another and another. That grape drank tho. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. Saxton's a virgin with a receding hairline at the age of eleventeen, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with his cat, he's a nergin. I feel him anger slow, his cock still throbbing into a cheerio, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping into the cereal bowl, onto his moms ikea kitchen table. I reach down, and grab my cock, slapping it on his forehead. Gf nerd.

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Mmmff. Give me MOAR

[Tanken]

I have found since losing my claims in Strategus, that the best way to enjoy it is to simply let others sink all their time and effort, emotions, and drama raging into it and then merc for whomever accepts you first. Reap what they sew (Is that the correct spelling for that phrase?) basically.

[TheAppleSauceMan]

I have found since losing my claims in Strategus, that the best way to enjoy it is to simply let others sink all their time and effort, emotions, and drama raging into it and then merc for whomever accepts you first. Reap what they sew (Is that the correct spelling for that phrase?) basically.

*Sow. Other than that, spot on!

Also, the picture was totally worth my first forums warning. A beautiful day I will forever remember. (':

[Sandersson Jankins]

That's it, we're out.

I made a bit of a fool out of myself and posted some hasty comments, and I now understand why you'd react in anger to it. Truth be told, I must agree with Keshian. He is often right, although I would prefer that he not be:

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To be fair Ravens actually attacked us, they didn't spend weeks roaming around with 1900 man armies except for only one massively failed attack by daruvian (who would trust that guy with an army?).

Also, i will check with the other FCC leaders on your application to join us, but I have  a feeling Matey, Bale, Dynamike, Weebo, Holiday and several others are leaning toward a big no.  Can't really trust a faction with a guy like daruvian in it.  i'll still check though.  Much better better chance to get in if you finally dropped him  from your faction.

P.S.  You can always check with occitan, they did just accept hospitallers and qunicy clan (eu) into their faction and you are really really close with them.

Well at least the first part. Anyway,

As Kesh said, there were very few Frisian troops expended against FCC. Ravens threw in several large armies, and we threw in a couple, one of which was a distinctly foolhardy decision, considering we attempted a sneak attack at a less than ideal battle time. We got our shit slapped by the combination of a very nasty hill and superior mercenary numbers and skill, the second of which resulted directly from our attempt at a sneak attack. I mean, it seemed like a good idea at the time

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because Zildjian was a fief owner and he had a largish amount of crates on him. Hell, the crates could have all been rocks or shitty gear for all we knew.


Our Raven friends threw multiple armies without restraint right into FCC and we pattered around waiting for the best time to strike. Well, that time never came and I reckon we've made real jackasses of yourselves. Perhaps more accurately, I made a jackass out of myself. My best defense is that I have been leading all of the Fimbulvetr battles, so I sort of focused on that instead of the strat map, but that's a pretty shitty excuse. It is the best one I have, I guess.

I'm sorry that things turned out like this, and while I will play willing audience to anything you'd like to discuss, I'm not begging you to welcome us back with open arms, but at the same time I would like to take Artyem's suggestion and reconcile our quarrels. The decision is, of course, up to you. You're welcome to refuse us, and you'd be within your rights.

Regardless of what you decide, we'll prove our mettle. We'll throw ourselves upon the Free Companies and prove our mettle. They're quite scary, especially with the recent addition of AoW, HG, and Remnant into them (I do understand that you don't get all of HG/Remnant/AoW to participate on your side, but having several really active people to your faction is a damn good thing.

Nevertheless, we'll take up arms against them in force. If you'd welcome us back, we'll fight them hard. If you don't, we'll do the same. Maybe we'll get our shit kicked in. It seems rather likely we'd get our shit kicked in. Even so, we'll do our best to get folks some fights against a tough foe, and maybe we'll win. I sure hope we'll have fun doing this, and I think we will. If Rhalzo attends our fights, fun will be assured.

Oh, and about that shit I said. Let me try to explain my thoughts on the matter. I think that the strategy that you Raven folks used was faulty; however, I did not contribute to their efforts, nor did I voice my concerns on their strategy. Our armies sort of just meandered around FCC land hoping to get attacked so we could have nice luxurious field defences. My feeling that the improper strategy was used is rendered invalid by my lack of contribution to the effort, as well as poor communication. The idea that your campaign was random and haphazardly organized is patently incorrect. We agreed that their villages were almost universally shit to defend, so we would burn their tickets in the village maps which lend themselves more to attackers than defenders. We fucked up by attacking FCC armies in the field, as did Ravens. I still didn't say shit like "hey guys we should stop", I would be more likely to say "lol fucking fcc gets hills and arbalests goddamnit this sucks get on battalion 1." It really sucks for us that FCC got fearsome hills on their side, but we could have avoided that by taking, holding, and defending a village.

tldr; I fucked up, did relatively little on the strat map against FCC, agreed with some shit in whole when I should have agreed only in part. Ravens battleplan was ineffective, but mine was non-existent. I'd like to get back together with my funbutler bros, but I dunno if they're interested. We're going to go fight FCC now to prove we ain't bitches.

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By the way, I'd like to tell Cikel that I wish he didn't quit my internet club, but he's still more than welcome to come back or just play dota with us or some shit. You're a good homie to have around, an all-around solid motherfucker. It'd a damn shame if you packed up your internet bags and split on us.