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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2013, 07:01:57 am »
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Sad to see the Frisians in their current state, really took a liking to them. To be fair I don't know the entire situation, but seeing such negative words to past brethren in arms and even each other is definitely a tad bit disheartening. Stop the hate and get back to being the best madcuzbad sperg nerds that we all hate to love. But do love. Shh.

Nigga I don't know what you're talking about, the only people in the Frisian clan that have posted in here are Badoon, Sandy, Havelle, and I... and none of us have said anything mean that wasn't a joke or to Kesh who deserves it.

Most of our posts have been either ironic parrotings of insults or posts trying to figure out what Cikel and Ravens are so upset about.
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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2013, 07:02:13 am »
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Perhaps we should recruit Saxton since Daruvian can't be trusted?

I don't think kesh even knows what he types some time.

"Can't trust a faction with a guy like daruvian in it"

What about a faction with a guy like saxton in it?
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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2013, 07:05:04 am »
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Keshian doesn't really type things that make sense, that is one of the few traits of all of his posts. I mean, I can't say I've ever done anything that has made me untrustworthy on Strategus or cRPG. Maybe things that would make nerds mad because I called them a my old friend on the internet, but other then that... nothing.

Kesh has easily done more things to make him untrustworthy than I have.

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2013, 07:14:39 am »
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Why is everybody on these forums so willing to elongate shitpost threads?

Because I have yet to find better reading material for my dinner than the diplomacy forums of c-rpg. Nothing accentuates the tastes of a juicy tenderloin more than strategus drama and tears.
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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2013, 07:16:46 am »
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A reading from the book of Nerdcore

Chapter 2: Fimbulvergins vs. Federal Communications Commission

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female said Cikel. Pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down Sandy's thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, Daruvian rolls over onto his back eating doritos, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. Havelle continues to fap to anime porn in his moms basement while leeching wifi from starbucks across the street.. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the sperging on strat, his greasy mullet haircut and milhouse face. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his man titties with my gravy. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another mudkip flows forth, then another and another. That grape drank tho. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. Saxton's a virgin with a receding hairline at the age of eleventeen, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with his cat, he's a nergin. I feel him anger slow, his cock still throbbing into a cheerio, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping into the cereal bowl, onto his moms ikea kitchen table. I reach down, and grab my cock, slapping it on his forehead. Gf nerd.

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2013, 07:20:44 am »
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A reading from the book of Nerdcore

Chapter 2: Fimbulvergins vs. Federal Communications Commission

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female said Cikel. Pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down Sandy's thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, Daruvian rolls over onto his back eating doritos, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. Havelle continues to fap to anime porn in his moms basement while leeching wifi from starbucks across the street.. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the sperging on strat, his greasy mullet haircut and milhouse face. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his man titties with my gravy. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another mudkip flows forth, then another and another. That grape drank tho. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. Saxton's a virgin with a receding hairline at the age of eleventeen, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with his cat, he's a nergin. I feel him anger slow, his cock still throbbing into a cheerio, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping into the cereal bowl, onto his moms ikea kitchen table. I reach down, and grab my cock, slapping it on his forehead. Gf nerd.

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #51 on: May 30, 2013, 07:21:24 am »
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How brave of you but you are speaking vaguely because you can't elaborate. Or prove me wrong. Tell me what exactly is wrong and I will change it. I don't like about strat unlike you Sandersson. Everything I've posted is 100 percent correct. The things that are wrong will be edited as I have done about the start of the fcc chaos war

Alright, let me break this down as any good regionally published DJ would.

You are angered that Sandy is above you and not wasting his time to detail out the logical fallacies you've presented to the public in this thread. For all of Sandersson's apathy towards all of this bullshit, I can assure that he is better versed in your crap than even you are.
" I don't like about strat unlike you Sandersson." - I look forward to the excuse for that trainwreck of a sentence.(loltypo) Is someone perhaps temperamental about this subject(a problem you have brought upon yourself), and just flatulating out responses?

I'm guessing that your response to this is going to be something along the lines of how I am some dog that Artyem called out(dracul4lyfe), or that I'm blatantly harassing you. Both of those statements are true in most regards. However, despite debunking myself, these words carry no less validity.

As our dear friend Daruvian has indirectly stated with his hilarious forum copypasta, noone cares, neckbeard.

As for those taking anything said on this forum seriously, chill out. This guy is obviously exerting signs of strat-stroke, and should be taken to a rehabilitation facility post haste. Or executed. Whatever.



I also would like to point out that the fimbulvetr breakup over Sandy saying that this feeble being had some validity is completely bullshit. It's pretty obvious that Sandy is just trying to take some common ground and state his actual feelings on the subject in a reasonable manner. He's just telling the truth. To break down the strongest and most hilarious alliance on Crpg over this is about as immature as dumping your date on prom night because she holds her ground in a minor disagreement.

I would also like to point out that I simply don't give a shit about your past qualms(flame wars during strat battles and whatever excuses you have). I know this is just the last straw on the camels back for you guys, but this entire ordeal is one that would not have been had if your maturity had been accompanied by a healthy dose of apathy towards the metagame. On the other hand, the Frisians do the polar opposite, and accompany their apathy with a lack of maturity in general. From my understanding they haven't been pulling their weight in the war, and have been mercing against their own faction in battles. Dracul's hands off approach to the war probably hasn't been very positive either. It sucks to see something so great fall to such stupidity.
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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2013, 07:24:17 am »
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Today an empire falls...


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Also, it took Deltah about an hour to proofread that post.
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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2013, 07:42:18 am »
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Whatever your beef with this guys is, his thread and posting style is amusing.


What about a faction with a guy like saxton in it?

And pray tell, which faction would that be? He sure as hell is not in FCC.
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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2013, 07:53:23 am »
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I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.

Stopped reading here, should have said "nearing the point of no return, cumming closer with every stroke".

You also clearly don't understand the relationship between Sandy and myself because you made him the male bear and I the female bear. Very clearly you do not understand the character dynamics here.

Oh, and my hair is spiked up with a hair fibre, it is not in a mullet shape.

Even better of a question, how do you expect a bear to have a mullet in the first place?

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #55 on: May 30, 2013, 08:12:08 am »
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Stopped reading here, should have said "nearing the point of no return, cumming closer with every stroke".

You also clearly don't understand the relationship between Sandy and myself because you made him the male bear and I the female bear. Very clearly you do not understand the character dynamics here.

Oh, and my hair is spiked up with a hair fibre, it is not in a mullet shape.

Even better of a question, how do you expect a bear to have a mullet in the first place?

I'll give you a 5/10, that's the best I can do. See me after class.

Could have done better. Disappointed in you.

I think I was the one with the mullet, you attention whore.

I assumed he was talking about the homosexual bear in some sort of odd gender-binary-bending relationship. I could be wrong though.

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2013, 08:57:51 am »
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A reading from the book of Nerdcore

Chapter 2: Fimbulvergins vs. Federal Communications Commission

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female said Cikel. Pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down Sandy's thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, Daruvian rolls over onto his back eating doritos, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. Havelle continues to fap to anime porn in his moms basement while leeching wifi from starbucks across the street.. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the sperging on strat, his greasy mullet haircut and milhouse face. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his man titties with my gravy. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another mudkip flows forth, then another and another. That grape drank tho. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. Saxton's a virgin with a receding hairline at the age of eleventeen, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with his cat, he's a nergin. I feel him anger slow, his cock still throbbing into a cheerio, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping into the cereal bowl, onto his moms ikea kitchen table. I reach down, and grab my cock, slapping it on his forehead. Gf nerd.

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2013, 09:08:44 am »
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I have found since losing my claims in Strategus, that the best way to enjoy it is to simply let others sink all their time and effort, emotions, and drama raging into it and then merc for whomever accepts you first. Reap what they sew (Is that the correct spelling for that phrase?) basically.
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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2013, 10:06:49 am »
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I have found since losing my claims in Strategus, that the best way to enjoy it is to simply let others sink all their time and effort, emotions, and drama raging into it and then merc for whomever accepts you first. Reap what they sew (Is that the correct spelling for that phrase?) basically.

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Re: Serious Business
« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2013, 10:10:51 am »
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That's it, we're out.

I made a bit of a fool out of myself and posted some hasty comments, and I now understand why you'd react in anger to it. Truth be told, I must agree with Keshian. He is often right, although I would prefer that he not be:

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Well at least the first part. Anyway,

As Kesh said, there were very few Frisian troops expended against FCC. Ravens threw in several large armies, and we threw in a couple, one of which was a distinctly foolhardy decision, considering we attempted a sneak attack at a less than ideal battle time. We got our shit slapped by the combination of a very nasty hill and superior mercenary numbers and skill, the second of which resulted directly from our attempt at a sneak attack. I mean, it seemed like a good idea at the time
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because Zildjian was a fief owner and he had a largish amount of crates on him. Hell, the crates could have all been rocks or shitty gear for all we knew.


Our Raven friends threw multiple armies without restraint right into FCC and we pattered around waiting for the best time to strike. Well, that time never came and I reckon we've made real jackasses of yourselves. Perhaps more accurately, I made a jackass out of myself. My best defense is that I have been leading all of the Fimbulvetr battles, so I sort of focused on that instead of the strat map, but that's a pretty shitty excuse. It is the best one I have, I guess.

I'm sorry that things turned out like this, and while I will play willing audience to anything you'd like to discuss, I'm not begging you to welcome us back with open arms, but at the same time I would like to take Artyem's suggestion and reconcile our quarrels. The decision is, of course, up to you. You're welcome to refuse us, and you'd be within your rights.

Regardless of what you decide, we'll prove our mettle. We'll throw ourselves upon the Free Companies and prove our mettle. They're quite scary, especially with the recent addition of AoW, HG, and Remnant into them (I do understand that you don't get all of HG/Remnant/AoW to participate on your side, but having several really active people to your faction is a damn good thing.

Nevertheless, we'll take up arms against them in force. If you'd welcome us back, we'll fight them hard. If you don't, we'll do the same. Maybe we'll get our shit kicked in. It seems rather likely we'd get our shit kicked in. Even so, we'll do our best to get folks some fights against a tough foe, and maybe we'll win. I sure hope we'll have fun doing this, and I think we will. If Rhalzo attends our fights, fun will be assured.

Oh, and about that shit I said. Let me try to explain my thoughts on the matter. I think that the strategy that you Raven folks used was faulty; however, I did not contribute to their efforts, nor did I voice my concerns on their strategy. Our armies sort of just meandered around FCC land hoping to get attacked so we could have nice luxurious field defences. My feeling that the improper strategy was used is rendered invalid by my lack of contribution to the effort, as well as poor communication. The idea that your campaign was random and haphazardly organized is patently incorrect. We agreed that their villages were almost universally shit to defend, so we would burn their tickets in the village maps which lend themselves more to attackers than defenders. We fucked up by attacking FCC armies in the field, as did Ravens. I still didn't say shit like "hey guys we should stop", I would be more likely to say "lol fucking fcc gets hills and arbalests goddamnit this sucks get on battalion 1." It really sucks for us that FCC got fearsome hills on their side, but we could have avoided that by taking, holding, and defending a village.

tldr; I fucked up, did relatively little on the strat map against FCC, agreed with some shit in whole when I should have agreed only in part. Ravens battleplan was ineffective, but mine was non-existent. I'd like to get back together with my funbutler bros, but I dunno if they're interested. We're going to go fight FCC now to prove we ain't bitches.

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By the way, I'd like to tell Cikel that I wish he didn't quit my internet club, but he's still more than welcome to come back or just play dota with us or some shit. You're a good homie to have around, an all-around solid motherfucker. It'd a damn shame if you packed up your internet bags and split on us.


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