Hero party has been running around the internet showing off their heirloom collection thinking they're cool kids and compensating for something. True sign of a bully clan.(click to show/hide)
2.) Hospitaller territory adjoins hero_party territory, and the Hospitallers have just signed a cease-fire with TKoV and Norse Horde. The present state of affairs affords them both the opportunity and ideological justification (some variant of "saving a smaller faction from a larger, aggressive one") to launch an invasion. I'm just waiting for the thread and the shouts of "God willz it!!" at this point.
From my perspective, it looks like what happened was the Goons, being faced with an impending invasion and the knowledge that they are in the possession of far more territory than they can actually hold against people who know what they are doing (ie everyone who isn't the Josho Shogunate), decided they would try and capitalize on partyboy's popularity and reputation as a pacifist in order to deter hero_party from attacking them. Furthermore, it looks like hero_party is not just going to pack up their bags and go home because the Goons have decided to switch to a different tag than the one they were using for years up until yesterday in a desperate attempt to save their internet horse land and is perfectly willing to get their hands dirty if need be.
All-in-all, it's not a very interesting situation at the moment, although it could become pretty amusing in the future because:
1.) The Goons are likely banking on someone intervening in the war on their behalf
2.) Hospitaller territory adjoins hero_party territory, and the Hospitallers have just signed a cease-fire with TKoV and Norse Horde. The present state of affairs affords them both the opportunity and ideological justification (some variant of "saving a smaller faction from a larger, aggressive one") to launch an invasion. I'm just waiting for the thread and the shouts of "God willz it!!" at this point.
I'm also curious what partyboy's aims are in all of this, as he hasn't really elaborated on them at all. Give us plans, not propaganda.
They're just liberating the fiefs that Phanny owns to hand back to BIRD CLAN.
Your posts feel like a narration of a 90s anime show.
Tune in next weeks kids to find out what the mean hero party does to BIRD clan!!!
They're just liberating the fiefs that Phanny owns to hand back to BIRD CLAN.^^^^^
Hero party has been running around the internet showing off their heirloom collection thinking they're cool kids and compensating for something. True sign of a bully clan.(click to show/hide)
The funny thing is when i first saw that list i was like, why are you posting our armory Murdertron and why would you only post half of it - post it all or nothing. I honestly didnt realize it wasnt ours until i noticed it lacked a half-dozen bows and had 2 bar maces instead of our half-dozen masterworked longswords.
Also, VE attacking Chevalieres after the peace treaty said they could attack anyone without repercussions would be almost identical to Hospitallers finally attacking Hero_party, unless of course the treaty was only for the benefit of one side.
Lastly, no one and I mean no one FUCKS WITH BIRD CLAN!!!!
Why would we attack hero party? I'm confused by this line of reasoning, we had a cause before, now we don't...
Because if your faction was looking to expand its territory, they would be the most promising target of the factions whose domains are bordering yours at the current time.
You have a two month cease-fire with Norse Horde, so they're not an option unless you want to ensure that no one ever makes any kind of treaty with your faction again. The Remnants' fiefs in the tundra would be easy to attack but difficult to hold because of their positioning and also because they're right next to the lands of the Free Companies. Astralis is friendly with your faction, and you would lose more by trying to grab their lands than you would by establishing agreements that work towards your common goals.
What's left is hero_party. They have fiefs that are highly developed, in close proximity to the region your faction controls, and probably not as well defended as they should be, especially in light of the fact that they are currently dealing with BIRD CLAN. That should be all the cause you need to attack them, even before you consider the fact that they caused problems for you earlier in this round of Strategus.
As for whether it's actually a good time for the Hospitallers to consider expanding or not, that's rather obvious too, considering you guys have over 11,000 well-armed troops at your disposal in the steppes and are no longer at war with VE and Norse Horde.
If they attacked Hero Party again i'd bet VE alongside NH and everyone else would declare war against them again anyhow. If not for helping out then for wiping them out. Now with reasons.
Don't Hospitallers and HP have some sort of agreement anyway? making this whole discussion moot?
VE and NH become treaty breakers and I wouldn't deal with them them ever.
Obviously, most won't care. Strat has all its cliques, things won't ever change, sadly.
God it really is nice to have 11 thousand well armed troops. Could anyone else in this community that has no idea what the hell they are talking about please tell me how incredibly OP us Hospi's are? Please guys, I really need a pick-me-up after seeing our only ally and another friendly clan (soon to be at least) wiped. So yeah, If one of you strangers could go ahead and tell me how big me penis is right now, despite it being completely flaccid, I would really appreciate it (I might even get hard!)
God it really is nice to have 11 thousand well armed troops. Could anyone else in this community that has no idea what the hell they are talking about please tell me how incredibly OP us Hospi's are? Please guys, I really need a pick-me-up after seeing our only ally and another friendly clan (soon to be at least) wiped. So yeah, If one of you strangers could go ahead and tell me how big me penis is right now, despite it being completely flaccid, I would really appreciate it (I might even get hard!)
You know to even the odds and make it more like a fair fight? Or any other NA Faction, which isn't bound by treaty? This attitude mmm we are the good guys and we always will be those standing up for the little guys, i don't buy it, but please proof me wrong. I got to know a lot of clans over my time in strat, most of them are just a bunch of friends playing a game, but when it comes to strategus politics/propaganda, dudes you are mechavellies all over the place, only that Mechavelli knew that he was bullshitting at times, i am not sure that everyone here(me included) always would be able to look over his own BS and still would have a clear perspective.
Also another question what i am wondering since a while. Since TkoV and FCC had been allied the last 2 strats and worked together more or less(please correct me if i am wrong). Do you even concider yourself possible enemies or do you have einstein/Stalin pact going since strat4.0 start whereby you have devided between yourselves the NA map?
Also is now Bird clan part of FCC or the other way round, i heared rumors but what the hell do i know. Sry Godking Partyboy, this shouldn't be herezy, just a blasphemic rumor which i heared.
I don't want you specially to take up that cause, i am just wondering at times about justifications i hear here. Also i am not in a mega alliance but in an alliance of smaller sized clans, which also is part of the eastern block which shares enemies ... the western block which also not all of them are allied even if some of the eastern block may just categorize it that way and vice versa. And yes Wolves weren't yet in action, does that change anything of the arguments i made or is that statement smoke&mirrow as so often.(click to show/hide)
not sure about the term "gripping at". I stated that i am not all aware of the relations in NA, working on that though ^^. While it may look like it, as you described, it could also be seen differently with the terms stated in that NAP, not sure that Hosp have thought that completly through when they signed it, but the intentions seemed clear that someone close to them may get attacked. Then again, chevaliers and Hosp were as much allied as you are to TkoV i suppose ;)(click to show/hide)
Why are you addressing question towards my chambermaid Kesh. The only question I saw you ask me was if borders were still open. They still are during the transitional period between LLJK's spread legs, as open as the market that was ravishing it, and my ever clenching murderhole.I have to apologize, i hope i haven't angered you deeply. I hope you understand my godless state of mind as a mercenary who only praises the mamon as true god, which by far cant compete with any true and real believer of your holiness. It is so deep in my nature that i only can hope for your godly forgiveness, but would never dare to expect it.
Do not expect them to be this way for long. Apply within.
@Espwn thanks for clarifications
I don't want you specially to take up that cause, i am just wondering at times about justifications i hear here. Also i am not in a mega alliance but in an alliance of smaller sized clans, which also is part of the eastern block which shares enemies ... the western block which also not all of them are allied even if some of the eastern block may just categorize it that way and vice versa. And yes Wolves weren't yet in action, does that change anything of the arguments i made or is that statement smoke&mirrow as so often.
not sure about the term "gripping at". I stated that i am not all aware of the relations in NA, working on that though ^^. While it may look like it, as you described, it could also be seen differently with the terms stated in that NAP, not sure that Hosp have thought that completly through when they signed it, but the intentions seemed clear that someone close to them may get attacked. Then again, chevaliers and Hosp were as much allied as you are to TkoV i suppose ;)
So while TKoV can get rid of Chevalier someone who is not allied ^^ to Hosp but seen as friendly to them and therefor one less supporter also helps anyone who would still fight Hosp, at least keep up the pressure for 2 months.
And yes perhaps i am just thinking too complicated and as Espwn stated and myself before, you are just out there to have a good time and some fun, but the way you color things often Kesh leads myself to other conclusions. So perhaps a little less propaganda would suit the fun faction more than always going all out on the "evil enemies". After all, we are all just people.
..., but the diplomacy shit posting/drama between the EU and NA side has finally once again reached an equilibrium.glad i was of service ^^
God Speed FCC and friends.
glad i was of service ^^
edit: and well the front in EU is clear, which doesn't give much exciting topics so i quite enjoy the NA diplomacy. With Wolves trading in NA with everyone in NA, therefor i see reasons trying to understand what is going on on your site of the pond and yes i also try to provoke to get some more information. As upto now i couldn't say that Hospitaller would have been my biggest trading Partner neither overall nor in NA, a friendly one as we know each other from last strat but not more and they would like me not to trade with anyone else there :) but they do understand that i can't do that and we keep being friends, so i guess that is similar to what you do with TkoV Kesh, i am sorry if i was going too far with my implications, for me Strategus is always about the interactions between clans and atm within EU *yawn* 2 big blobs and yeah i know ^^ î am part of that too.
Also this post does not in anyway represent Hospitaller but my own personal views and opinions. Yeah I shoulda stole the other disclaimer.
Any fief that is under control of a BIRD CLAN member will be unharmed. We only want phantom's head on a stake. We want LLJK_Phantomzeros head, not our sacred GODKING. We are cleansing his lands by getting rid of the phantom that haunts it.
I am afraid that Phantomzero has sworn fealty to me. I don't know how hero party treats it's vassals, but Inter-net Honour is top priority in BIRD CLAN.
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WHAT DO
The tundra is now red. The snow that was once bright and clean runs crimson against the terrortops feet as it walks home happy and sated. BS clan had a glorious victory against the purple bears. We go to our rest. The march home was uneventful. Our warriors make the change back to bakers, hunters, farmers. Weapons are cleaned and put away.
The BS clan lays dorment. The night is dark and silent until the call. Those very same bakers, hunters, and farmers awake instantly as one. There is no sound but they all still can hear the call inside. This time it is different. It is not the growl of Terrortops wanting to feed. It is an even greater sound. CAW CAW rings in their souls. Terror Roars out its protest. Before the dawn light breaks the horizon the warriors have returned and are marching.
If you listen carefully you can hear them coming. Their feet work in rhythm to the beating of your terrified heart. boom boom boom boom
The difference being that fcc is a vassel of bird clan. know the facts before u let your lack of knowledge show. attacking bird clan is the same as attacking fcc. Like I mentioned to kutt. U just put a quarter into the war machine. enjoy the ride.
repent now or the hero will be zero. look to the north as the yellow flows into the sands
Bird clan is just LLJK with a paintjob because they didn't want to fight a fair war with a smaller, but more organized clan, even with a week of warning and time to prepare.
So before any actual battles are fought, LLJK becomes an FCC vassal so you guys have the excuse to roleplay BIRD CLAN CAW CAW gimmicks while sending thousands of troops to Hero Party lands to I presume, wipe out a 10 man faction?
I look forward to any battles, that is why we tried to get a fair, even war with LLJK going. But I suppose its "more fun" this way for everybody.. right?
The Desert: Where Fun and Freedom Goes to Die
This is all silly...
SEMENstorm > LLJK
Thus, this war is over already.
That war is over. This is a new war hero party started against BIRD CLAN because of a grudge with one of BIRD CLAN's new members.I like you partyboy so I'll give you caution. Ever seen a BIRD in oil? Now imagine a BIRD in a SEMENstorm!!!! POOR BIRDS :mrgreen:
I like you partyboy so I'll give you caution. Ever seen a BIRD in oil? Now imagine a BIRD in a SEMENstorm!!!! POOR BIRDS :mrgreen:
I like you guys too but BIRD CLAN has a right to defend itself.Cant we all just get along and be semenBIRD???? :cry:
Cant we all just get along and be semenBIRD???? :cry:
BIRD CLAN is open for all people* to apply!Now that this is straightened out, I have one question that I must ask a true BIRD.
*applicants must love fun
Is this why XOL quit the Hero Party faction on strat and joined chaos?
It really has little to nothing to do with it. Xol had been talking about joining up with us for quite some time. As it stands chaos is not the clan it once was. We are once again back to being a smaller, tight-knit more selective community, but with fewer big names and consequentially, less conflict.
Yeah yeah cut the caw caw FCC, you're just as bad as any mega alliance you complain about. You intervene in a fair war with 1000s of shiny troops and you call others lame? Facts are plain and simple, lljk didn't want to get rolled by a smaller more organized clan so they all joined partyboy to get FCC protection. Can't get any more carebear than that, Bale.
The city was bird clan pink... u had plenty of time to reconsider. You choose to attack.. oh wait raid.. lame.
It is known since strat 2 fcc is bird vassel. This has not changed. Maybe we will do some raiding now
Yeah yeah cut the caw caw FCC, you're just as bad as any mega alliance you complain about. You intervene in a fair war with 1000s of shiny troops and you call others lame? Facts are plain and simple, lljk didn't want to get rolled by a smaller more organized clan so they all joined partyboy to get FCC protection. Can't get any more carebear than that, Bale. I didn't come all the way down from tilbaut castle to get screwed out of a decent fight by this bird clan shit.
Damn I must of not known we were your vassals when I got a 1000man army as BIRD CLAN leader in strategus, had the first strategus battle in strat 2 be one under the BIRD CLAN tags, got 5-6 disgruntled LLJK members to join the faction as a "fun no sperg" way of playing strategus that didn't involve people getting mad at you if you didn't do what Gaga drunkely shouted at you from his native american reservation, attacked the disgraced Acre leader Reinhardt as he fled his faction in a losing war and stole his 100000stones in a glorious victory, removed the hordes of xkhanx from the desert in a BIRD CLAN crusade and ect.
But oh well BIRD CLAN caw caw huh guys?
p.s Attacking a 10man faction is fine and all it's strategus you play to win, but when you guys whine about other clans doing it then do it yourself you come across pretty awfully.
make up your mind shik. you are either a loyal worshipper of PartyBoy or you aren't. attacking PartyBoy or his minions is not something a true follower would do, especially when PartyBoy is currently sorting out his new empire which he just won through a 2 year long conflict with with his most vocal enemies. He has finally suprassed the militant nature of LLJK with His love for partying and brought them into the flock... and you would seek to destroy Him for it? Is it any surprise people would be offended by your actions? anyways, my understanding is this whole situation was sorted out? or something?
It was sorted out until FCC turned into a bunch of lordark-esque shitposters.
Just look at this thread: http://forum.meleegaming.com/strategus-general-discussion/improving-night-time-settings-and-developers-should-behave/
The sperg is overwhelming with this guy, and BaleOhay seems to actually be stupider than Lordark. Anyways we all know FCC is too cowardly to actually fight Hospitallers since they have more than peasant gear in their castles. So you're just looking for a war with the smallest, least-allied clan possible in Hero Party, so just invade us already with your tens of thousands of troops. So I can kill them all, hit level 33 again and send FCC back to Star Wars MMO grinding.
Thanks In Advance.
LLJK had twice our members before the conversion to bird clan, so I don't see how that applies.
LLJK had twice our members before the conversion to bird clan, so I don't see how that applies.
Trying not to get too involved into this derpy strat drama because i'm busy playing Sperg Hunting of Duty: Racist Kids Ops 2.
But LLJK before BIRD conversion had like 90% of the clan being afk playing shitty Guild Wars 2 (Gay Wars 2) or Borderlands 2 (Baddielands 2) or just generally being not active at all in strat/CRPG.
If that's the case, then why are you holding three castles, a town, and several villages? If your entire faction is pretty much inactive, it makes little sense for you to have that much territory. That's more land than is held by either Fallen, Chaos, or the Remnants, all of which have a lot of people who actually play Strategus.
Yeah, that's probably true about the inactive LLJK, but honestly it isn't any different for hero party either. Out of all our members, I can count the active ones on two hands. Believe it or not, all the armies of our clan were basically equipped and gathered by each individual holding said army.
Anyways, FCC, if you're going to attack us then attack us, but don't expect to intimidate us into play "tradingus" and not attack anyone just because CAW CAW
ain't got nothing to do with justification Tears, just pointing out that FCC is a clan of sanctimonious shitposters, much like yourself.
Good lord this thread has exploded into some angry nerd posting :|
ain't got nothing to do with justification Tears, just pointing out that FCC is a clan of sanctimonious shitposters, much like yourself.
Also, Fallen: keyword being sanctimonious. We don't pretend our shitposts smell any better than anyone else's.Neither do I, pretty sure I am always happy to include myself in this rotten mess :|
Am I missing anything?
Also, Fallen: keyword being sanctimonious. We don't go all over the forums complaining about UIF while pretending our shit smells like flowers.
Because BIRD CLAN is just taking flight. And my entire clan is active, the membership is just under half of what hero party's is.
at least no clan is as bad as fallen
All I'm saying is that in this round of Strategus, there are clans with 30 or 40 or 50 members that have nowhere near as many or as valuable fiefs as you currently have. The fact that you are an avowed pacifist and, unless you suddenly change your tune, are probably not going to use those fiefs to supply a war machine (and thus an uninterrupted flow of good, entertaining battles) to the rest of NA means that your faction's ownership of them is basically a waste of time for everyone involved.
No one is saying you should be homeless or that you should give up without a fight, but, considering how small the NA map is compared to the EU one, you shouldn't be surprised if hero_party is only the first of several groups that decide to expand their territory at your expense.
Boy oh boy I have never seenas in here.
- Shik so mad and involved
- Smooth so weak on the insult (he's usually pretty good)
- Bale being insulted before
- Partyboy being so reasonable
- Berenger being chastised
- Tears being so much on the sidelines
- Nobody yelling about Hosps for so long
- Kesh not chiming in at all since 5+ pages
- Not a Badplayer rising from his internet grave
- EU's narrating NA drama
This thread has it all. Keep it up.
And of course I am being reasonable, I represent a faction that is more than just myself and it would reflect poorly on everyone else if I conducted myself in an uncouth manner.
BIRD CLAN has the right to defend itself.
Indeed. It would be nice if you exercised that right on your own and told your vassals to stay out of it.
Boy oh boy I have never seen
- Tears being so much on the sidelines
- Berenger being chastised
Go Dynamike yourself.Berenger talk dirty to me so I dont feel left out on the bashing.
I also have a huge crush on Gmnotutoo and want to be a unicorn <3
Berenger talk dirty to me so I dont feel left out on the bashing.
Boy oh boy I have never seen
- Kesh not chiming in at all since 5+ pages
This thread has it all. Keep it up.
Your attack on BIRD CLAN has put us in a rough spot. Leaving vastly smaller clans alone really is one of our major principles, and in fact the one I consider to be the most important, but I have no idea what will happen when you place that against our loyalty to BIRD CLAN. You can call that bullshit, but loyalty is loyalty. There is currently no plan to attack as far as I know.
(though I don't think shik can get away with raiding the Godking's city and running - his just punishment by our God and lord is banishment to the lower pits of hell).(click to show/hide)
- Badplayer AKA Hellowrold was unbanned from the depths of hell and made part of Hero party because they are so desperate that they are willing to overlook past crimes just to oppress the good people of Calradia! Also because Shik suckorz, true story.
:o didn't know badplayer was sent to hell. Well do hope we can still be friends Tears :)
Remember Smooth... when you go against BIRD CLAN you gonna get FUCKED up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecTcebkJTws
From everything I know and have experienced in relation to Partyboy, I have concluded that he is a manipulative psychopath. I would be cautious about any dealings with him for those like myself not directly involved.
From everything I know and have experienced in relation to Partyboy, I have concluded that he is a manipulative psychopath. I would be cautious about any dealings with him for those like myself not directly involved.
1) I thought we agreed to be nice to each other :(
2)Also when you're the only one to hold a view that is contrary to everyone else you really have consider if everyone else is crazy or if it's you. So maybe ease back on the mind altering substances?
3)I also want to point out that once during a public mental breakdown Jason accused me of manipulating others into liking me. He was mad at me for being friendly and fun.
1 or 3.) From everything I know and have experienced in relation to Partyboy, I have concluded that he is a manipulative psychopath.
1 or 3.) I would be cautious about any dealings with him for those like myself not directly involved.
thx for the example partyboy! I'm going to divide up your statement into 3 parts which I have already labelled.
1) this statement is you portraying me as the bad guy, obviously manipulative.
...
3) Well that's just mean... but also psychopathic and manipulative :p.
Wait... :|
:?
He-Said-She-Said arguments are terrible little circles with such "loose" examples, as they can easily be applied to your own arguments, especially since in this case you literally threw the first stone.
Joe: Bob is manipulative, don't trust him!
Bob: Joe is being mean and a liar.
Joe: See?!??!?!?
Me: wut
so confused which one of them did you call a lady?Myself, naturally.
gg BIRD fans it's all over Jason has singlehandedly taken down the BIRD EMPIRE.
by breaking my heart.
I sence a fowl heresy growing in the east...
As you we all can clearly see once again party is grandiosely proclaiming that he actually controls an empire, the truest ambitions of a psychopath. I can recall the proclamations of such claims by characters throughout history such as einstein and Stalin (The Jews and other such minorities may want to evacuate Bird Clan controlled fiefs.)
On to your final statement, your proposal that I broke your heart is impossible as you have none. The only thing that compels you to do anything however for these purposes I'll use the example of getting out of bed in the morning is to better someone else. People like you are scum as all you are good for is inflicting pain for the purpose of your own sadistic pleasure onto those who simple seek to be happy and have no wish for confrontation.
As you we all can clearly see once again party is grandiosely proclaiming that he actually controls an empire, the truest ambitions of a psychopath. I can recall the proclamations of such claims by characters throughout history such as einstein and Stalin (The Jews and other such minorities may want to evacuate Bird Clan controlled fiefs.)Wow you really don't like me
On to your final statement, your proposal that I broke your heart is impossible as you have none. The only thing that compels you to do anything however for these purposes I'll use the example of getting out of bed in the morning is to better someone else. People like you are scum as all you are good for is inflicting pain for the purpose of your own sadistic pleasure onto those who simple seek to be happy and have no wish for confrontation.
Wow you really don't like me
Your doing exactly what I am accusing you of, otherwise why bother.
This has the potential to become the best thread on this forum. Keep it up, guys.
Also, I still can't decide who to support in this war. You're all breaking my heart.
This has the potential to become the best thread on this forum. Keep it up, guys.
Also, I still can't decide who to support in this war. You're all breaking my heart.
But yeah, baiting you isn't very fun for me
Well pick this up tomorrow, k?... :lol:
You make me uncomfortable.
OKAY GUYS BACK TO DIPLOMACY BIG FIGHT TONIGHT HOW ABOUT THAT SMOOTRICH EH
bla bla einstein bla Stalin bla Jews bla bla
I think Jason Flynn is saying you are literally worse then einstein.
What was so bad about einstein???(click to show/hide)
I was under the impression the battle happened at 3:17 due to YOUR nighttime settings?nope, it happened because partyboy literally attacked me at 3:17 AM yesterday lmao. My night time starts at 4 AM...
nope, it happened because partyboy literally attacked me at 3:17 AM yesterday lmao. My night time starts at 4 AM...
Ya, I'm not complaining, I know that you did what was necessary, just a little salty that I had to eschew sleep for internet horses haha
Two seperate thousand man FCC armies and 4-5 LLJK armies of 300-900 troops each can't lock down me or Shik after completely surrounding us, and a fulll lordly plate army led by a_bear_irl can't capture a Hero Party fief of nothing but peasants and population in the middle of LLJK territory.
Smooth you must realize that FCC's strength isn't just ingame but on these forums as well. Being able to turn Hero Party into a vile thing for attacking the Godking. When all you wanted to do was step on some goons.
And Tears and Berenger with cute female avatars!? I must change mine as well.
It's if Kesh was in Paramore.Obama was cuter!
HAYLEY WILLIAMS BEST!
Obama was cuter!
Well tell me when Muki cartoonizes that avatar.
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Shik took my goods that were promised to me when he raided Shariz so I had to go to Ayn Assuadi to get more. I was also hoping that someone might attack my MILLION DOLLAR ARMY, but alas they did not. The journey to 2 million will be a long one.You should be bringing goods to BIRD clan not taking their s & d. Goddamn shitty vassals.
You should be bringing goods to BIRD clan not taking their s & d. Goddamn shitty vassals.
I already did and dropped them off for partyboy. Godddamn shitty jump to conclusionstron.YES BUT YOU GET NOTHING IN RETURN BESIDES LOVE WHEN PAYING HOMAGE TO YOUR GODKING
Sleep well tonight my chadzian brothers, the Velucan Empire has positioned ourselves between these heathens and the area is locked down. Do not blame these animals for acting in this primative state, their vicious actions are only natural to them. Our missionaries have been sent to the native villages on both sides. We will chadzanize their hearts, then civilize their minds.
I still have no idea of your intentions in the area. I have a stf lance cav I need to rename. maybe if I name him hubb I can understand what u type
Sleep well tonight my chadzian brothers, the Velucan Empire has positioned ourselves between these heathens and the area is locked down. Do not blame these animals for acting in this primative state, their vicious actions are only natural to them. Our missionaries have been sent to the native villages on both sides. We will chadzanize their hearts, then civilize their minds.
A man after mine own heart bale, you speak with passion and arrogance. Yet this new found love for these savages has clouded your mind, evidence of this is seen in your ignorant response. Habb will be very disapointed in you. We had open arms to embrace you as brother and you shat on my tongue as I brought good news to the people of Calradia
Get medieval-ed!!
welp I hit reply instead of edit so i might as well reply one more time and say devs probably shouldn't be allowed to play they game that they are responsible for and also that they know every bug that we have to learn for ourselves, since, apparently, as I've been told, exploiting shit is the only way to win.
welp I hit reply instead of edit so i might as well reply one more time and say devs probably shouldn't be allowed to play they game that they are responsible for and also that they know every bug that we have to learn for ourselves, since, apparently, as I've been told, exploiting shit is the only way to win.
Funny how anything FCC does, it is ingenuity. Anything Hero_Party does is exploiting/hacking/cheating/bugs/abuse. Stop crying about every little thing that doesn't go your way please. Sometimes people just get outplayed.
So you instead attack a BIRD clan village for a battle time on Thanksgiving. Talk about classy.Yeah its on Thanksgiving day but at least it isn't at some outrageous time on a work or school day.
So you instead attack a BIRD clan village for a battle time on Thanksgiving. Talk about classy.
P.S. Shik abused nighttime settings.Just because you keep repeating that as fact, it still doesn't make it any more true. Honestly you're worse than gingerpussy when it comes to shitposting. Don't cry fowl at everything that doesn't go your way, just man up and play internet horses.
It's ok. BIRD CLAN and FCC have way more Canadians than heroparty so it impacts us even less.
Just because you keep repeating that as fact, it still doesn't make it any more true. Honestly you're worse than gingerpussy when it comes to shitposting. Don't cry fowl at everything that doesn't go your way, just man up and play internet horses.
He's just a propagandist...always trying to gain support with every post, and demonize his enemies at the same time.
I spent a lot of time and my own personal strat resources trying to help hero party when they were being attacked by Hospitaller. I have been very friendly with you both and to hear word that Smooth is shit talking me when I'm not around makes me upset because I was under the impression that we had positive viewpoints for each other (( I have the logs of said shit talking )).
I knew there was a reason I didn't like you Smoothrich, I hate obnoxious new jersey douche bags. Those stupid fake Italians give us real ones a bad name. Stupid ass new jersey shitty little state full of tools and nerds
I am from New Jersey. We call our own loved ones "stupid fucking bundle of stickss" at the dinner table as a sign of endearment.
So you instead attack a BIRD clan village for a battle time on Thanksgiving. Talk about classy.
Trust me, it doesn't take a few reruns of Jersey Shore to make Italians look like bad. It just takes one dinner at their house with all their "aunts uncles and cousins" when all of a sudden its at least 3 dozen angry drunk Italian people cursing at each other.
welp I hit reply instead of edit so i might as well reply one more time and say devs probably shouldn't be allowed to play they game that they are responsible for and also that they know every bug that we have to learn for ourselves, since, apparently, as I've been told, exploiting shit is the only way to win.
The only thing I got mad at a few times was Khorin being vague and unresponsive, and the feeling he was going to be attacking us instead after giving him gear and gold (like Fallen tried to pay him to do)
its a free game... stop crying plz
the clock and cav won you the first fight.
reinforcement won you the second.
either way nice work.
I thought HP lost the cav fight for the first match :P
Your cav got the archers and melee, while our cav was killing them. They actually got more kills on your side, but our side got the more difficcult kills of other cav, which we really needed becasue you guys had more cav than us and with the champion destriers were beating us up just with team bumps, let alone the lancing.
Many thanks for the second fight, too. Cav spawns are fucking retarded, though. The only reason I was at the top of le scoreboard for a while there was because I spawned behind and to the right of the other team, with a hill for cover. Literally just lancing people in the back when they looked away.
Doing a quick scan, I count 4 threads in relation to this conflict (2 in Diplomacy, 2 in Issues, and the one started by Snickers is unrelated), and FCC only started one of them (http://forum.meleegaming.com/strategus-issues/incoming-item-bombing-by-badplayer/). There has been paranoia and shitposting on both sides. If they deserve to be muted, then you should be right there with them. You haven't exactly been a saint to us.
We have been having a lot of issues with fights not engaging when they clearly should, and yes, the building paranoid rage over it constantly happening is being thrown your way. Still, this thread is probably the worst way to deal with it. Ignore the posts if you can, report them if you feel it's justified, PM the offenders and have a private discussion, or come to our TS and ask for a meeting (I know you have it, as you've come to us on friendly terms countless times before this all started). If you're civil I'd like to think you'll get the same attitude in return.(click to show/hide)
yeah I find it rather funny that the clan with the most game admins per player and has the ehad na game admin in their faction is abusing the most strategus game mechanics. We could really use an impartial EU admin getting involved as everytime we complain to the NA admins under shik we are ignored - even as they continue to abuse sky ladders in battles, abusing nighttime settings, and now this. I guess they are afraid of fair fights. Kind of sad actually. But yes please can an eu admin get involved.
Also it appears if they are willing to change their direction slightly each minute before the tick they are impossible to be attacked even though we move 3-4x as fast as them and are on top of them. Not sure why within 50 meters isnt sufficient for an attack anyways as that is smaller than the distance between opposing flags in strategus battles. Without that it makes this kind of abuse possible and the exploitation of the 0 meter rule along with ticks for movement.
But you see, I'm the one with insane vendettas and paranoid theories, like the ego-driven grudge against LLJK, and the imaginary Fallen oil money!
As for the middle eastern oil tycoon. We did actually have an oil baron in the Fallen Brigade, but he wasn't from Saudi Arabia, he was from Qatar. And we did pay for the LLJK servers for a time, after they were announced to be the official servers and Zealot was saying he couldnt pay for them anymore and that the ATS servers would come back online.
my diplomacy grievances are simply "stop meddling in everything while pretending to be against meddling."
Whats going to happen now that Smooth and Kesh are muted?
As for the TAMDA, the only meddling we're involved in is to stop other big meddlers, which was also clearly explained all within that thread.
Well i guess avoid Diplomacy unless you're on good terms with Canary lol.You don't have to be on good terms to avoid getting muted by Canary, just avoid making rage post like Kesh and funny troll post like Smooth. On Topic, death to BIRD clan, I'm coming for you.
So many powerhouses everywhere with everyone taking sides. Getting kinda boring to be honest.
Sadly, that seems to be the nature of the beast. Anyone who would fight against a supposed super bloc inadvertently tries to form a super bloc themselves. In the end, the map can always be divided into two sides. I still think that there's plenty of grey area left in this round though. Still room for some surprises.
Occitan is coming back with all the cheated gold and troops of the UIF apparently, that's the surprise
I'm more interested in whether you lads do anything surprising when you return.
Didn't you get the news man we're allied with you guys now and i made peace with Kesh because he's an awesome human being!
LLJK became BIRD CLAN just as you were ready to attack (a coincidence on partyboy's part, but perhaps not LLJK's), which then also forced our hand to get involved. We had other plans before this all happened, and we would happily leave if you would call off this war against the peaceful BIRD nation. We simply must defend them from any aggressor.
Not that I have anything to do with this thread, but I think I can share my two cents to the drama.
I think it's fairly clear to everyone that Bird Clan knowingly took LLJK under its wings(epic pun) only to have a reason for Bird to go to war with Hero_Party and drag in the FCC to fight the war for them.
Except Hero Party started the war because they wanted to fight LLJK.Well, that's fairly obvious. But thanks for reminding.
but I know for a fact that partyboy just happened to want a bigger faction.He and everyone else, including Hero Party. Y'know, except me.
Except Hero Party started the war because they wanted to fight LLJK. Something I think LLJK knew, but I know for a fact that partyboy just happened to want a bigger faction. Right place at the right time for him.
Well, that's fairly obvious. But thanks for reminding.
only to have a reason for Bird to go to war with Hero_Party
Anyway, I was simply saying that I agree Hero Party was put in a difficult position. We just want peace for BIRD CLAN.I think you misunderstood. I'm saying Bird Clan willingly did this to get a reason to involve himself in the war and win with FCC troops and get a ton of fiefs from LLJK and maybe even Hero Party.
Does it really matter?No, it doesn't matter really. Just trying to clarify the facts of this war so this drama can either escalate or die.
I think you misunderstood. I'm saying Bird Clan willingly did this to get a reason to involve himself in the war and win with FCC troops and get a ton of fiefs from LLJK and maybe even Hero Party.
I'm not talking about who started the war with LLJK.
you must not know anything about partyboy and BIRD CLAN. it is a pacifist clan, all it does it party. he didnt want this war.Oh please. That tired old song is getting tiresome.
I figured they'd probably type this in their forums(they usually do, was fun reading in Josho morning coffee breaks) so I went and checked and here you go. Mind you, I never said that LLJK was particurarily good at co-ordination.ninjad(click to show/hide)
I figured they'd probably type this in their forums(they usually do, was fun reading in Josho morning coffee breaks) so I went and checked and here you go. Mind you, I never said that LLJK was particurarily good at co-ordination.(click to show/hide)
Did you really just post these? Like these are valuable intel? :lol:Not to me they're not. It's good to be a strat retiree.
I want BIRD to declare an alliance with Hero Party and work together to wage war on the FCC.That's the sort of alliance I can support!
Would be the best thing ever.
I want BIRD to declare an alliance with Hero Party and work together to wage war on the FCC.
Would be the best thing ever.
Partyboy took over LLJK in the name of BIRD CLAN as a last attempt to avoid a war with Hero Party. It was hoped that by dismantling LLJK, Smoothrich would no longer want to go to war.
He obviously still did, knowing full well the ramifications of attacking BIRD CLAN fiefs. His reasons for going to war with LLJK (to remove me from power) having been completed he continued to march armies across the desert just looking to start a fight.
Bah no more lljk?
The diplomacy board wont be the same with idle, Kesh and Smoothrich muted. :cry:
Fear not though, we won the troll war. Smoothrich is muted on here and banned on SA yet again.I am not muted. I purposfully stayed away from this thread but now that Smoothrich is muted I might just come in here and fight back in
Fear not though, we won the troll war. Smoothrich is muted on here and banned on SA yet again.
Are you sure about that though?
Of course he is sure.
He is as sure as LLJK being a clan still.
He is as sure as BIRD clan being able to take on Hero Party without the FCC.
He is as sure as the fact that Berenger hates redheads.
Probably, Berenger is awful much like the rest of us.Berenger is awful because he raised his population count from 1337 and his army count from 420 at New Jameyyed Castle. It was a sad day on the strat map when that happened.
Berenger is awful because he raised his population count from 1337 and his army count from 420 at New Jameyyed Castle. It was a sad day on the strat map when that happened.
That's the sort of alliance I can support!
Would've been better if whole NA invaded EU to be honest.Nothing better to get people enthused about Strategus like fighting an opponent with twice their ping and half their size! :rolleyes: I can live with one or the other, but not both.
No one has said LLJK is a clan anymore.
LLJK is now completely dismantled, all useful parts have been appropriated for use in the BIRD CLAN LOVE MACHINE and the rest discarded like the trash it is.
This thread, like LLJK, is no longer relevant.
Someone sure is mad about the FCC being involved as is their requirement per being Partyboy's vassals.
He is as sure as the fact that Berenger hates redheads.
Probably, Berenger is awful much like the rest of us.
Probably, CountBerenger is addicted to gingers
This.
... BIRD would not be able to do anything against us...
But BIRD doesn't want to do anything against you. You started it.these god damn lame hero party kids...
But BIRD doesn't want to do anything against you. You started it.
We attacked LLJK and then to try and save themselves they cowered into BIRD in hope of being safe from us completely destroying them. Not to mention we attacked LLJK because they were being huge asshats thinking that the desert is supposed to be green and that we would want to be a part of their dickhead plans. Until the members of ex-LLJK bow down to the all might SEMEN party then BIRD can be left out of it and then the war can be over.
At least for me I am sure Smoothrich would disagree.
We attacked LLJK and then to try and save themselves they cowered into BIRD in hope of being safe from us completely destroying them. Not to mention we attacked LLJK because they were being huge asshats thinking that the desert is supposed to be green and that we would want to be a part of their dickhead plans. Until the members of ex-LLJK bow down to the all might SEMEN party then BIRD can be left out of it and then the war can be over.
At least for me I am sure Smoothrich would disagree.
Trading ex lljk trading cards?
If I dye my hair red, and stop wearing it in a bun, will I finally be cool enough to hang out in Berenger's brothel?
these god damn lame hero party kids...
tisk tisk starting a war in a trading game
so lame
Dis angry nerd right here, some serious Angry Nerd ATS spergin going on here. Simmer down mate, I understand you are still bitter that we shit up your precious servers but let go man, let go.Man I wasn't even in ATS then. Yes I am an Angry Nerd ATS but I thought that server shit was wicked funny.
K I'll send over my ex-LLJK if you send over yours.I honestly have no clue who was ex-LLJK in HP besides Smoothrich.
I honestly have no clue who was ex-LLJK in HP besides Smoothrich.
As coincidence you bringing that up just proves how immature you are as a clan and ultimately leads me to believe that you goons or shitheads or whatever the fuck you want to call yourselves need to all back away from any sort of video game, step outside and think about what a shitty life you have and change it.
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Thanks for proving my point, one angry nerd joke and out comes the sperg.
Canary, please unmute Smoothrich and Badplayer. I need someone who is actually funny and that doesn't get bent out of shape to troll with.
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hahahhahahaha
Smoothrich - since you are unmuted now, please take over trolling duties again, his posts are just sad :(
Are ya'll still invading us or what
I say we drop this completely and we team up to attack the worst clan of all NA, NH. Who is in?
Smoothrich the huge battle is great and all but you're really not considering the west coast and people who have jobs
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=1855
Roh has a job that means he can't usually make Strategus battles so he made sure for his own battle that this time he could play in it (couldn't last time because he got attacked instead of attacking)
I mean shitpost all you want about bad battle times but this is Roh's own army so he is going to attack for a time that is best for him, not anyone else and I wouldn't expect or want anyone else to do differently.
I said shitposting cause I assumed Kesh would come post about it within minutes but thankfully not.
Does Blackzilla also have a job where he can't wait a couple hours after this one is finished? I'm willing to hold off a couple hours if he is.