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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Peppovitch on February 17, 2012, 08:39:35 am

Title: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Peppovitch on February 17, 2012, 08:39:35 am
The "Green Machine"  has stepped too far.  The LLJK/Chaos movement has sent a wave of oppression over the North, forcing clans to submit to their will by threat of destruction.  We for one will not be bullied into fighting the EU, and will rally against the Green Machine. Our alliance comes with God's cleansing flames to clear this evil from the land, and liberate those who have been overrun by the creeping green.

Those clans who have been forced to go green may wish to consider going neutral, as any green shall be seen as an enemy of God and his people.  This is your chance to make a stand and reclaim your sovereign place on the map. 

Our stance is this. Those who surrender and run will be forgotten, those who will take to our side shall be rewarded, those who stand and fight will see their empire burned to the ground.

First it will be like this:
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Then it will be like this:
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God wills it!

P.S. Find the rubber ducky!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 17, 2012, 08:49:03 am
I demand a Free Peasant in that last picture.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Peppovitch on February 17, 2012, 08:51:44 am
Free peasants added to the mural.  Join us and you shall receive eternal glory within this work of art!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 17, 2012, 08:51:51 am
Even the dean of green couldn't deny how kawai that fan art is.

Be that as it may, we know the history of your kind when it comes to your little crusades. You want the Green to get Mean? So be it!

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Lordark on February 17, 2012, 08:57:17 am
Join the 'good fight' and be added to the 'collaj'
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: _Vandal_ on February 17, 2012, 09:05:54 am
Sooo.... does this mean I get the Hospitaller Picasso rank now?? =p
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 17, 2012, 09:13:55 am
Yes, the masses of Free Peasants are appeased. We will kindly accept your offer. +1 for the middle finger.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Haru_Takeda on February 17, 2012, 09:14:41 am
For behold, green will cover the earth and smother the hospitaller and their minions.  LONG LIVE GREEN
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: WeeBo on February 17, 2012, 09:55:52 am
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Haru_Takeda on February 17, 2012, 10:01:43 am
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Time to study up on Green.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Gristle on February 17, 2012, 10:15:59 am
We for one will not be bullied into fighting the EU

No, of course no one would expect you to fight your unofficial allies.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Gristle on February 17, 2012, 10:17:36 am
Take the bait! Dance, puppets, dance!
Double post. Nothing to see here.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Uumdi on February 17, 2012, 10:17:45 am
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE PROPAGANDA AND FALSE ACCUSATIONS

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THE TRUE CROSS LIES IN GREEN!   HARNESS YOUR CREATIVE ENERGIES!  DO NOT DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED!

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SHUTTERSTOCK KNOWS WHATS UP
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Uumdi on February 17, 2012, 10:22:17 am
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RED LIES IN THE INSTINCT, THE IMPULSE, THE MOST PRIMITIVE, THE MOST BEASTIAL

GREEN IS THE HEART - THE SEAT OF OUR SOUL


For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
-Mark 8:36
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: ShinySpoons on February 17, 2012, 10:27:50 am
One of the dudes looks like he has a giant flaming penis. Now that's gotta be evil.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Lordark on February 17, 2012, 10:29:53 am
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RED LIES IN THE INSTINCT, THE IMPULSE, THE MOST PRIMITIVE, THE MOST BEASTIAL

GREEN IS THE HEART - THE SEAT OF OUR SOUL

??^^  :rolleyes:   
Oppressed minorities in NA rise up and join us to gain your home lands and a place in the KH honor roll! BEATGreen Machine!!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 17, 2012, 10:36:13 am
That's not how you respond to a quote, Lordark.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Peppovitch on February 17, 2012, 10:40:32 am
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Mural updated to add Chaos Terrorists.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: okiN on February 17, 2012, 10:49:06 am
Shit, man, that might offend the Bashibazouks.

Edit: Nice save. :lol:
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Peppovitch on February 17, 2012, 11:03:28 am
Shit, man, that might offend the Bashibazouks.

Edit: Nice save. :lol:

Thought you'd like that  :lol:
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 17, 2012, 11:43:32 am
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RED LIES IN THE INSTINCT, THE IMPULSE, THE MOST PRIMITIVE, THE MOST BEASTIAL

GREEN IS THE HEART - THE SEAT OF OUR SOUL


For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
-Mark 8:36

Ah yes, the Sternum. The weakest and best spot to place a blow on the chest, hopefully so that the cartilage will pierce the heart from the impact.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Graf_Hodenschaf on February 17, 2012, 12:24:33 pm
Thats too much, they even surround the world, trying to plant a bean stalk to raid heaven.

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I SUPPORT HOSPITALLERS!!!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Thovex on February 17, 2012, 12:36:33 pm
IM CALLING BASHIBAZOOKAS TO AMERICAN LAND
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: AntiBlitz on February 17, 2012, 12:41:34 pm
IM CALLING BASHIBAZOOKAS TO AMERICAN LAND

they already own all the seven elevens and now the dunkin donuts, they are already here!  What more must they take from us!

EDIT:wait what the hell is a bashi anyways? 
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 17, 2012, 01:53:03 pm
They are mostly my bitches. When I need a quick a hit or a little cash I pimp them out.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: engurrand on February 17, 2012, 02:44:28 pm
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Guts on February 17, 2012, 03:03:17 pm
The pictures were cute. The first one looks like someone's been watching a bit too much anime (angemon from digimon). Just because you re-color  a few things red, give him a flaming sword and put a helmet on him doesn't make him the holy warrior. The second picture  what a cluster fuck of mixed mashed shit. Who ever is the artist of the second picture im pretty sure he is autistic and somebody should get him a  helmet.

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: MrShine on February 17, 2012, 03:23:33 pm
The pictures were cute. The first one looks like someone's been watching a bit too much anime (angemon from digimon). Just because you re-color  a few things red, give him a flaming sword and put a helmet on him doesn't make him the holy warrior. The second picture  what a cluster fuck of mixed mashed shit. Who ever is the artist of the second picture im pretty sure he is autistic and somebody should get him a  helmet.


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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Guts on February 17, 2012, 03:29:04 pm
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 17, 2012, 03:30:15 pm
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Carebearing it up to the extreme, glad to see you guys admit it finally.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Malaclypse on February 17, 2012, 04:36:45 pm
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RED LIES IN THE INSTINCT, THE IMPULSE, THE MOST PRIMITIVE, THE MOST BEASTIAL

GREEN IS THE HEART - THE SEAT OF OUR SOUL


For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
-Mark 8:36

Gdi Uumdi I love you.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 17, 2012, 05:43:08 pm
Even the dean of green couldn't deny how kawai that fan art is.

Be that as it may, we know the history of your kind when it comes to your little crusades. You want the Green to get Mean? So be it!

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kawai
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: TurmoilTom on February 17, 2012, 05:43:48 pm
Oh look, a rubber duckie.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 17, 2012, 05:50:51 pm
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Best of luck with your little project!

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Konrax on February 17, 2012, 07:58:10 pm
Pray to your false gods for deliverance.

The men of the north need none.

The only god we believe in is CROM, and the power of STEEL!

and Crom has no love for mortals.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Slantedfloors on February 17, 2012, 08:10:36 pm
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No army can bring down the verdant banner of the One True Faith of Rageball.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Aderyn on February 17, 2012, 08:18:59 pm
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 17, 2012, 08:47:04 pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kawai


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nitpick (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nitpick)
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 17, 2012, 08:50:09 pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nitpick (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nitpick)

It's actually called "learning" when you find out something new.  I didn't know what kawai meant, so I googled it and found out it's a mis-use of a real word.  Figured the person using it incorrectly would like to know.

what you're doing is nitpicking.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Lt_Anders on February 17, 2012, 08:54:13 pm
Oh FYI. Kawaii is actually in the Webster Dictionary as a "real word" in the english language.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 17, 2012, 10:10:25 pm
It's actually called "learning" when you find out something new.  I didn't know what kawai meant, so I googled it and found out it's a mis-use of a real word.  Figured the person using it incorrectly would like to know.

what you're doing is nitpicking.

If you're telling me you thought that "kawaii" and "kawai" were two different words entirely then you're either being disingenuous, or need to put two and two together a little better. "If I said you're dum", would you also assume that it was a different word? That nit picking remark was honestly a joke but it was totally apt in this situation. There are plenty of Europeans speaking slightly improper English on these boards, hopefully you follow through with your reasoning and let them know. It's a very tall order after all!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 17, 2012, 10:27:49 pm
If you're telling me you thought that "kawaii" and "kawai" were two different words entirely then you're either being disingenuous, or need to put two and two together a little better. "If I said you're dum", would you also assume that it was a different word? That nit picking remark was honestly a joke but it was totally apt in this situation. There are plenty of Europeans speaking slightly improper English on these boards, hopefully you follow through with your reasoning and let them know. It's a very tall order after all!

No what I said (and am repeating) was that I had never heard the word kawai before.  I googled it and came across the link I provided explaining that kawai is not a word, it's most likely a misspelled version of kawaii.   The guy I quoted clearly speaks English, I don't usually type with good grammar, but mine is pretty impeccable when I try, and I still think I'm one of the most lax when it comes to overlooking grammar and spelling mistakes (either from non-english speakers or native english speakers). 

Now I'm claiming you're bad at reading comprehension, because your first sentence is way off.  I never claimed to know what kawai meant...hence the reason for googling...
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 17, 2012, 10:41:48 pm
No what I said (and am repeating) was that I had never heard the word kawai before.  I googled it and came across the link I provided explaining that kawai is not a word, it's most likely a misspelled version of kawaii.   The guy I quoted clearly speaks English, I don't usually type with good grammar, but mine is pretty impeccable when I try, and I still think I'm one of the most lax when it comes to overlooking grammar and spelling mistakes (either from non-english speakers or native english speakers). 

Now I'm claiming you're bad at reading comprehension, because your first sentence is way off.  I never claimed to know what kawai meant...hence the reason for googling...

No, I understood you perfectly. I just assumed you were being disingenuous when you said you didn't know what kawai meant. I Just gave you the "either or" scenario to sort of give you a back door to just leave it be. I also thought that given the context of the remark in question, it was pretty stinking obvious what I was getting at when I said that. It's literally one of the most mainstream, over used phrases on the web.You're probably one of the only people on here that didn't assume it was a typo, honestly. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though and apologize for making assumptions and not realizing that I might actually just be speaking with one of the most oblivious people on the forums,rather than a nit picker. You made a run on sentence when you talked about your "impeccable grammar" by the by. (Now i'm nit picking  :mrgreen:)
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 17, 2012, 11:03:39 pm
I cannot believe the two of you are arguing about this.

Thread --> ruined   :twisted:
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 17, 2012, 11:04:41 pm
But I left myself a backdoor by saying I don't really try to use proper grammar when I'm typing (I should have said when typing online).

And honestly, I would assume the majority of people haven't heard the word kawaii/kawai before, and even less who would know what it means.  I don't stay up to date on all the latest meme's, but I'm pretty well traveled on these series of tubes.

And mike, apparently we like to argue and threadjack. 
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Peppovitch on February 17, 2012, 11:05:38 pm
I cannot believe the two of you are arguing about this.

Thread --> ruined   :twisted:
. This. Stop treadin' on our thread bros!



Punkass greenie trolls sit on their balls in strat for three months, then act tough.  Have you guys even fought a  real battle yet?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: MrShine on February 17, 2012, 11:14:13 pm
A graphical representation of the upcoming events to bring things back on topic:

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GO RED!  GREEN SUCKS!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 17, 2012, 11:15:51 pm
We Free Peasants dun learned how spoke.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 17, 2012, 11:22:14 pm
. This. Stop treadin' on our thread bros!



Punkass greenie trolls sit on their balls in strat for three months, then act tough.  Have you guys even fought a  real battle yet?  :rolleyes:

We were too busy trying to stay out of your whim driven grudge war with fallen three months ago. Just because you guys go to war for no good reason doesn't mean the rest of the people on the map should feel obligated to do the same. And if you really think there was just some un announced mega green super alliance just sitting back in the shadows waiting for the peons to tire out, then by Ozlam, we will be doing the continent of calradia a great service once we've delivered your leper infested boyhood home to your next of kin and driven your pathetic faction off of the map entirely! Such unwarranted paranoia has no place in our green Utopian vision!


Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Peppovitch on February 17, 2012, 11:35:15 pm
We were too busy trying to stay out of your whim driven grudge war with fallen three months ago. Just because you guys go to war for no good reason doesn't mean the rest of the people on the map should feel obligated to do the same. And if you really think there was just some un announced mega green super alliance just sitting back in the shadows waiting for the peons to tire out, then by Ozlam, we will be doing the nation of calradia a great service once we've delivered your leper infested boyhood home to your next of kin and driven your pathetic faction off of the map entirely! Such unwarranted paranoia has no place in our green Utopian vision!

Whatever you say, leader of the pub stars. If it were up to you greens,  NA strat would still suck.  It's time for some war. Let's see what you can do!   
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 17, 2012, 11:38:05 pm
All I gotta say:

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 17, 2012, 11:46:51 pm
Whatever you say, leader of the pub stars. If it were up to you greens,  NA strat would still suck.  It's time for some war. Let's see what you can do!

Oh how selective your memory is. Your splinter armies supported us in our war with the NA map last strat. You of all people should remember what we can do. Hopefully the consolation that is your eagerness for war and excitement will be enough to warm the decaying bodies of your dead once this is all said and done. I think i've minced words for long enough though. See you on the field, my former leader!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Ufthak on February 17, 2012, 11:52:58 pm
Peppo, I think you forgot something. It was you guys that came to us and tried to 'work something out' before anything happened. Why are you acting like we EVER tried to talk to you? I didn't go and talk to you about Valdian on my own imitative, I was asked to come.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Gristle on February 17, 2012, 11:59:00 pm
Hospitallers have a very strong war strategy. They'll lose as many battles as it takes to lull you into a sense of boredom, and claim victory when their opponent no longer cares. It takes dedication and patience, and a seemingly unending supply of gear, but I guess it works kinda.

Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 18, 2012, 12:12:04 am
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GOOD FUCKING POINT!

Why don't we have ballistas...

chadz!!!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Peppovitch on February 18, 2012, 12:16:46 am
Hospitallers have a very strong war strategy. They'll lose as many battles as it takes to lull you into a sense of boredom, and claim victory when their opponent no longer cares. It takes dedication and patience, and a seemingly unending supply of gear, but I guess it works kinda.

Oh how cute!  The last BRD member left comes in to make some shit up.  Someone has to uphold the high BRD standards!  I don't think you guys realize how much of a joke your clan is to us.



Peppo, I think you forgot something. It was you guys that came to us and tried to 'work something out' before anything happened. Why are you acting like we EVER tried to talk to you? I didn't go and talk to you about Valdian on my own imitative, I was asked to come.
  This was a totally different issue.  We couldn't have cared less about our strat relations with you.

Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Haru_Takeda on February 18, 2012, 12:17:36 am
GREEN
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RED
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I think I see a parallel.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 18, 2012, 12:18:06 am
If you're telling me you thought that "kawaii" and "kawai" were two different words entirely then you're either being disingenuous, or need to put two and two together a little better. "If I said you're dum", would you also assume that it was a different word? That nit picking remark was honestly a joke but it was totally apt in this situation. There are plenty of Europeans speaking slightly improper English on these boards, hopefully you follow through with your reasoning and let them know. It's a very tall order after all!

Actauly they are 2 different words.

One means cute the other is the name a Japanese music company.

Another little no fact, westerners often confuse, Kowai with Kawaii.

Kowai means scary, its pretty funny when you see a dude lean over a pram and say scary scary baby.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Porkthegreat on February 18, 2012, 01:02:33 am
Green machine is butthurt as always.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 18, 2012, 01:06:54 am
Green machine is butthurt as always.

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Nah bro, the only angry nerd in this thread happens to be peppovich. meow.  :lol:
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Peppovitch on February 18, 2012, 01:12:55 am

Nah bro, the only angry nerd in this thread happens to be peppovich. meow.  :lol:

I think screaming in Gagas face for 30 mins was one of the highlights of CRPG for me. It only could have been better if Ecko would have allowed me to ban all 124 of you.  Instead, he gave you your own server :(.

Who has the recording of this? I really want to hear that cat in the background.  :lol:
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Jarlek on February 18, 2012, 01:29:05 am
GOOD FUCKING POINT!

Why don't we have ballistas...

chadz!!!
chadz said if anyone makes a model he will consider it.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Gristle on February 18, 2012, 02:50:47 am
I don't think you guys realize how much of a joke your clan is to us.

Coming from a Hospergler, I'll take that as a compliment!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: engurrand on February 18, 2012, 03:43:36 am
rage troll skirmishes officially engaged.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 18, 2012, 07:46:19 am
rage troll skirmishes officially engaged.

Muted troll officially muted.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Lordark on February 18, 2012, 08:59:54 am
Hospitallers have a very strong war strategy. They'll lose as many battles as it takes to lull you into a sense of boredom, and claim victory when their opponent no longer cares. It takes dedication and patience, and a seemingly unending supply of gear, but I guess it works kinda.


Trololol... Atleast the Fallen have gotten over it Gristle, why not you? Just switch your name to Chaos and quit whining /b/ro!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Farrix on February 18, 2012, 09:22:22 am
well this sounds like its going to be quite fun for all of us hospitallers.

Granted, I haven't played at all in the past year, however since I started again in mid january, I have watched the Battles page on strategus. There hasn't been shit going on. Absolutely nothing. Sure we got an economy to deal with now, But correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of strategus to eventually win? And then we get a wipe and everything starts over again.

Green, you guys tried diplomacy. I admire the alternative attempt, but that shit's not gonna work. and so in light of this, we're going to go about it the old fashioned way. Eventually we're going to wipe out enough of these little clans that joined up with you (in whatever fashion you wish to describe it), they're going to actually read and consider the opening statement of this thread. And then they are going to have to consider what  is in the best interest of their clan.

To try and depend on friends that won't even call themselves allies, but still forced them to change their clan colors. Depend on them to defend them against a (thus far) tactically and numerically superior force. Or if it would be wiser to remove themselves from the conflict resulting in their clan as well as their fiefs still remaining on the map?

If you are green, You will be attacked. END OF STORY.

And so it comes to a matter of choice. To all you friends of LLJK and members of the so-called "green alliance" Now is the time for you to decide what is in the best interest of your clan. When the Templars died in strat 1.0, their membership died. They had nearly 60 members as I recall. What will happen to your clan of 20 or less?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 18, 2012, 12:10:53 pm
I admire the rhetoric but lets be honest. You guys were wiped to the brink of extinction last strat and yet you still hung strong and even aided us in our war when we took up arms against a similar enemy.Like you, our allies knew exactly what they signed up for when they took up the green cause; the only difference being that they fight for a real,noble cause and not the words of some false god. I admire your resilience and determination and do hope that you share them with any ally of yours that was foolish enough to take up your cause. Be sure to strap yourselves in because you're in for a long one!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Smoothrich on February 18, 2012, 01:17:04 pm
i challenge the best HoN player in hospitaller/occitan to a 1 vs 1 at kongor, winner take all
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: BADPLAYERold on February 18, 2012, 01:22:41 pm
fyi smoothrich is at 1450mmr so shouldnt be hard
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: BADPLAYERold on February 18, 2012, 01:27:01 pm
also i havent read any page of this thread except the last one but wow, you guys need to all calm down its a fucking game you spergs.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Smoothrich on February 18, 2012, 01:27:28 pm
1510 thank u very much

pretty hard to win consistently when i have LLJK feeder pub trash that i have to carry every game, and a constant influx of "good at LoL" scrubs trying hon for the first time and feeding

even worse is badplayer "i was pro WoW arena so i should be good at HoN" 

pubstar
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: BADPLAYERold on February 18, 2012, 01:34:50 pm
"12:08 - Smoothrich and the Mellows: i want rikthor banned frmo teh crpg forums
12:08 - Smoothrich and the Mellows: he came back 2 days ago and is ruining the LLJK
12:17 - Smoothrich and the Mellows: i challenge the best HoN player in hospitaller/occitan to a 1 vs 1 at kongor, winner take all
12:17 - Smoothrich and the Mellows: i want to say rikthor is af aggot too
12:17 - Smoothrich and the Mellows: and he doesnt repsrent lljk ata ll"

w00ps i misclicked post sorry
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Smoothrich on February 18, 2012, 01:36:35 pm
badplayer is hellowrold
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: BADPLAYERold on February 18, 2012, 01:37:39 pm
nooooooo you have relieved LLJKs secret weapon too early
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Smoothrich on February 18, 2012, 01:53:52 pm
selling heirlooms for $$$, paypal me at [email protected]

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 18, 2012, 02:26:53 pm
HoN is turd made from the shit sandwiches left to poisen the hobos out the back of Mick Ds
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Smoothrich on February 18, 2012, 02:50:14 pm
HoN is turd made from the shit sandwiches left to poisen the hobos out the back of Mick Ds

funny, i thought what they made out of that shit is what you call "australia"
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Smoothrich on February 18, 2012, 04:48:08 pm
to clarify my actual views on this thread besides all the shit posting (that i certainly didn't start)

i don't have any problem with hospitallers and most LLJK/other people in our friendly clans don't either.  its not personal and when these threads turn into hackneyed trolls of calling each other nerds, spergs, jerks, and any other ergy name, its just a self perpuating circle jerk of bad posts, like a snake eating its own tail, only that snake is too fat to get out of its computer chair

the war was provoked by shik raiding you guys out of boredom, now you are coming for revenge, no big deal

LLJK and hospitallers had friendly relations most strat when we had our own wars and conquering to worry about, that time of strat is over so the only fun thing left to do is fight each other in NA pings, both sides have probably felt this way for at least a month now

i do not promote a carebear scrub style of playing in strat, most of our allies who weren't significant trade partners at the start are people that were new to strat that we gave fiefs and stuff too and asked for nothing in return, just want to give as many clans as possible the opportunity to play and participate in strat, cuz we all know its  a great game (even when it isnt)

we finish this war with honor and DRZ please go conquer the rest of the desert already then we can demand a wipe and strat 4.0 with better balance and faster pace
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Farrix on February 18, 2012, 05:56:12 pm
Smoothrich, that was very well said. I am thankful that there is someone other than myself that is actually trying to keep this thread on topic.

To address the people who are saying that people need to calm down...Its called role-play. Anyone who can actually get emotionally involved in this or any video game must really be in need of a father figure. Send me a message, I'm happy to offer my support and advice without any stipulations.

Ahhh, except one,....You gotta call me daddy.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 18, 2012, 07:25:07 pm
Hi I'm Kreczor.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: vinnytk on February 18, 2012, 08:40:10 pm
V is for Victory for the Big Green Machine
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Sauce on February 18, 2012, 08:59:31 pm
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: farthammer on February 18, 2012, 09:19:56 pm
Hi I'm Kreczor.

Get out of here Kreczor.

This is for super MLG pro posters only, heh  8-).
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 18, 2012, 09:32:16 pm
Get out of here Kreczor.

This is for super MLG pro posters only, heh  8-).

Based on your SA posting, why the hell are you here?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 18, 2012, 10:44:22 pm
1) well this sounds like its going to be quite fun for all of us hospitallers.

2) Granted, I haven't played at all in the past year, however since I started again in mid january, I have watched the Battles page on strategus. There hasn't been shit going on. Absolutely nothing. Sure we got an economy to deal with now, But correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of strategus to eventually win? And then we get a wipe and everything starts over again.

3) Green, you guys tried diplomacy. I admire the alternative attempt, but that shit's not gonna work. and so in light of this, we're going to go about it the old fashioned way. Eventually we're going to wipe out enough of these little clans that joined up with you (in whatever fashion you wish to describe it), they're going to actually read and consider the opening statement of this thread. And then they are going to have to consider what  is in the best interest of their clan.

4) To try and depend on friends that won't even call themselves allies, but still forced them to change their clan colors. Depend on them to defend them against a (thus far) tactically and numerically superior force. Or if it would be wiser to remove themselves from the conflict resulting in their clan as well as their fiefs still remaining on the map?

5) If you are green, You will be attacked. END OF STORY.

6) And so it comes to a matter of choice. To all you friends of LLJK and members of the so-called "green alliance" Now is the time for you to decide what is in the best interest of your clan. When the Templars died in strat 1.0, their membership died. They had nearly 60 members as I recall. What will happen to your clan of 20 or less?

1) The idea is even better: it should be fun for all!

2) Welcome back and good point - we are trying to make it more interesting again.

3) We don't even know how to spell diplolmacy, not even gonna try. I'd say if you want fun leave the little clans alone and come straight for mother earth aka the green mother ship. If you can handle that much fun, that is.

4) We are forcing no-one to do anything.  There is no alliance, there is only a cause. And what better cause to fight for then the environment? It concerns us all! Recycle your hospitrash! Go green!  :D

5) If you are green, you are doing it right! If not, it's cool too. More fun to be had.

6) There is no "so called green alliance" not even a "not so called green alliance". In fact, there is only people who care and people who do not. What corner will you be in?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: _Vandal_ on February 18, 2012, 11:29:22 pm
Hospitaller battle plan has been leaked !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOz92aFJtYE&feature=related
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Farrix on February 19, 2012, 12:06:49 am
1) The idea is even better: it should be fun for all!

2) Welcome back and good point - we are trying to make it more interesting again.

3) We don't even know how to spell diplolmacy, not even gonna try. I'd say if you want fun leave the little clans alone and come straight for mother earth aka the green mother ship. If you can handle that much fun, that is.

4) We are forcing no-one to do anything.  There is no alliance, there is only a cause. And what better cause to fight for then the environment? It concerns us all! Recycle your hospitrash! Go green!  :D

5) If you are green, you are doing it right! If not, it's cool too. More fun to be had.

6) There is no "so called green alliance" not even a "not so called green alliance". In fact, there is only people who care and people who do not. What corner will you be in?

Hey hey! theres someone on the other side actually capable of a respectable debate!!!

Ya know what would be alot of fun... and u guys gotta keep in mind I haven't brought this up with our leadership yet though...

If both our sides brought together an army of 10k exactly with lets say 1 mil worth of equipment, met up lets say at reyvadin and had one big fuckin battle with equal troop numbers, equal valued equipment, and have one big fuckin battle thatd last like 4 hours and allow skill to be the only deciding factor. Put up a couple villages as a gamble. winner takes the wager. After the battle we both go to our respective corners, reset with the same stipulations (10k army, 1mil equip) with a negotiated gamble in the second round. Keep going until one side can't anymore and they'll be declared the winner by a council of the leaders of each of our respected clans.

Gotta take screen shots of each of our armies before the battles are initiated, so that both sides can be confident that the other will be going into it with an equal footing.

If this idea sounds good to you guys, we're gonna have to set up some negotiations with all the leaders at a particular time to get the fine details figured out. All the leaders in the same TS at the same time.


What say you?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: SHinOCk on February 19, 2012, 01:18:18 am
Best post in this whole thread by far Smoothrich...

Lets just try to have good battles (finally) and not start a shit storm between all the clans again, i already have enough people i can't stand anymore on this game since the war with FCC. Strat turns too many people into assholes and even though one would say its just a game, i think the way you behave in a game reflect the way you are irl and thats why i still despise individuals like Kesh and Sequel for their shitty propaganda/attitude and trash talking overall. I'd like it if it didn't come to this with you guys from Chaos because i have always respected most of you since you didn't give me a reason not to.

Lets keep this shit civil so we can still enjoy playing cRPG together after this war is over.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 19, 2012, 02:15:11 am
Best post in this whole thread by far Smoothrich...

Lets just try have good battles (finally) and not start a shit storm between all the clans again, i already have enough people i can't stand on this game since the war with FCC. Strat turns too many people into assholes and even tho one would say its just a game, i still despise individuals like Kesh and Sequel for their shitty propaganda/attitude. I'd like it if it didn't come to this with you guys from Chaos because i have always respected most of you since you didn't give me a reason not to.

Lets keep this shit civil so we can still enjoy playing cRPG together after this war is over.
Hi, I'm Kreczor.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Shadowren on February 19, 2012, 04:17:50 am
Lets just try to have good battles (finally) and not start a shit storm between all the clans again, i already have enough people i can't stand anymore on this game since the war with FCC. Strat turns too many people into assholes and even though one would say its just a game, i think the way you behave in a game reflect the way you are irl and thats why i still despise individuals like Kesh and Sequel for their shitty propaganda/attitude and trash talking overall. I'd like it if it didn't come to this with you guys from Chaos because i have always respected most of you since you didn't give me a reason not to.
Lets keep this shit civil so we can still enjoy playing cRPG together after this war is over.


I completely agree with you ShinOCK.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Smoothrich on February 19, 2012, 05:25:56 am
I know most people in here are just spamming image macros and kidding around but there are always people who can end up taking things seriously and getting bad impressions of players or clans based on threads like this.  People can have their fun but I think most of the clans and players involved in this current war are cool chill people who just want to have some good strat battles (finally).  Yes I think we all can look back and cringe at the posting of someone like Kesh as a bad example of how to present yourself to other players when you are supposedly representing your clan.  Even when he had good points it seemed like he actually hated at least some people he fought against.

I can't say I speak for everyone but I definitely speak for myself and most/all of our (LLJK/USA/whatever) players that we've all felt trolled most of all not by other clans or each other but by the pace of this Strategus and the tedious bs we've had to put up with, along with other games sapping the interest and cohesion of us as a clan when cRPG/Strat has gone through times of being more stale than ever before.  Hopefully good war will bring some players back.  Good luck everyone!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: farthammer on February 19, 2012, 05:31:22 am
Based on your SA posting, why the hell are you here?

Good comeback.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 19, 2012, 05:40:59 am
Good comeback.
heh.

I can't wait to finally experience a real strat battle. Good luck to all, but we will stomp you, you loveable hosperglers <3
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 19, 2012, 05:50:09 am
The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the LLJK Faction or the USA Faction.

I'm sorry, but the fact that anyone takes anything with this game or what said on these forums to somehow despise people they haven't and will never meet is beyond me. SeQuel in the last strat posted all kinds of trolling shit as did I, but if I were to meet him tomorrow I wouldn't think twice about it, because it's a game and who cares. You really need to step back and evaluate things if you are to the point you hate or despise people. This isn't directed at Shinock or anyone in this thread, by no means at all, just in general with any competitive games.

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the LLJK Faction or the USA Faction.

Back to your regularly scheduled green team image macro.
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Lordark on February 19, 2012, 09:43:45 am
Ok NA Trollz.  This here dance battle we gonna have is like gonna decide who is the best NA clan like in the history of NA... THUGS!

SO! You bitches better be ready cuz these fucking 'spergs are gonna tear some Chaos Cunts up! BIITCH!    :lol:

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Muki on February 19, 2012, 10:05:24 am
All Heretics will die.

(Hope to see an Friendly and healthy war waging on. Good Luck to both sides)
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Uumdi on February 19, 2012, 10:21:25 am
If both our sides brought together an army of 10k exactly with lets say 1 mil worth of equipment, met up lets say at reyvadin and had one big fuckin battle with equal troop numbers, equal valued equipment, and have one big fuckin battle thatd last like 4 hours and allow skill to be the only deciding factor.


Agreed.  I like the way you think Farrix.  I'm not the one to call the shots, but I say we do it.  Good to see everyone breaking through the smokescreen.  So here, one last red/green img from me, and lets have some fun.

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Personally, I think you red guys are pretty sweet.  (You too Occitan)

BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL MUSIC THAT UUMDI LOVES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7-zRWai5yY
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Muki on February 19, 2012, 10:36:51 am

Agreed.  I like the way you think Farrix.  I'm not the one to call the shots, but I say we do it.  Good to see everyone breaking through the smokescreen.  So here, one last red/green img from me, and lets have some fun.

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Personally, I think you red guys are pretty sweet.  (You too Occitan)

BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL MUSIC THAT UUMDI LOVES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7-zRWai5yY

Occitan should had been the yellow pepper :3
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 19, 2012, 12:27:24 pm
Better start saving up for heavy armor then!, lordark!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Spanish on February 19, 2012, 12:43:22 pm
And +1 goes to Muki! Lol poor occitan even in our mural they look funny. Its a good thing i love those frenchies
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: SHinOCk on February 19, 2012, 06:49:36 pm
I like you as long as i don't hear your voice spaniard :P
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Aderyn on February 19, 2012, 11:58:02 pm
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just saying.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Spanish on February 20, 2012, 03:27:01 am
I have an amazingly sexy voice full of passion and love, thank you very much..... :)
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: arowaine on February 20, 2012, 05:59:43 am
Occitan will help you hospergler .Long life to the Pope Let the crusade begin. Let keep it respectful and enjoy the fun battle we will have.

I wish victory to the best faction/(alliance).
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Troyicide on February 20, 2012, 06:46:22 am
Occitan will help you hospergler .Long life to the Pope Let the crusade begin. Let keep it respectful and enjoy the fun battle we will have.

I wish victory to the best faction/(alliance).
Pute?!?! lulz
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Gristle on February 20, 2012, 09:28:26 pm
I'm sorry, but the fact that anyone takes anything with this game or what said on these forums to somehow despise people they haven't and will never meet is beyond me. SeQuel in the last strat posted all kinds of trolling shit as did I, but if I were to meet him tomorrow I wouldn't think twice about it, because it's a game and who cares. You really need to step back and evaluate things if you are to the point you hate or despise people. This isn't directed at Shinock or anyone in this thread, by no means at all, just in general with any competitive games.

With this in mind, I would like to say that my view on clans based on strategus stops at strategus. I am more than willing to work together with my strategus enemies on the Battle servers. Strategus drama may come up on the forums, but I wish no ill will towards anyone in game or irl.

Have fun with the war, everyone. Hope you don't run out of supplies too fast.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 20, 2012, 09:51:39 pm
Obvious slander, gristle.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Gristle on February 20, 2012, 10:06:00 pm
I'm just telling my enemies I don't actually hate them (outside of strategus)! I was going to throw in a little jab at the end to show green support, but decided to leave that post neutral.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 20, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
With this in mind, I would like to say that my view on clans based on strategus stops at strategus. I am more than willing to work together with my strategus enemies on the Battle servers. Strategus drama may come up on the forums, but I wish no ill will towards anyone in game or irl.

Have fun with the war, everyone. Hope you don't run out of supplies too fast.

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the LLJK Faction, the CHAOS Faction, the Green Machine, the Green Movement, or the USA Faction.

I'm glad at least some people around here Gristle are like you and don't take things so seriously to the point they are still whining and moaning about how much of a mean poopie head Kesh was to them during war times.

GREEN IS THE WAY
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 21, 2012, 05:46:05 am
Red is killing the planet, fight for green today for a better tomorrow!
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All ye do is cry and whine about how green is a bunch of bundle of stickss. Well, the bundle of stickss are coming for you next you homophobic christian bastards.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: MrShine on February 21, 2012, 05:50:20 am
Who would you rather hang out with?

This:
(click to show/hide)

Or this:
(click to show/hide)

I think the choice is clear.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 21, 2012, 06:40:26 am
Say what?

(click to show/hide)

And for the Invicti's among us  :D

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Slantedfloors on February 21, 2012, 07:43:49 am
Who would you rather hang out with?

This:
(click to show/hide)

Or this:
(click to show/hide)

I think the choice is clear.
One is a classic film representation of a timeless character from one of the most respected authors of the 19th Century, and the other is a soulless marketing device for sugar water that's helped contribute to our society's endemic rate of childhood obesity.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Farrix on February 21, 2012, 09:05:43 am
Red is killing the planet, fight for green today for a better tomorrow!
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All ye do is cry and whine about how green is a bunch of bundle of stickss. Well, the bundle of stickss are coming for you next you homophobic christian bastards.

seriously dude? thats too far. call me what you will, but role play does not include calling people bastards or homophobic. Base your accusations and your roleplay in the theme our clan and our allies have adopted, not in your own bitterness that we whooped your ass in yet another village, while you happened to defend one village.

Man, I'm a serious dude in general, I'll grant you that. But I can roleplay all day no problem, when you start using insults that have nothing to do with the theme we've adopted as a clan, You just sound like a douche.

BTW, we're gonna wipe our asses with your rhetoric after we've taken a big green shit all over your fiefs. There's been what, four battles so far, and we've won three in the same terms you won your single one. You better reconsider the way you talk or the terms you're gonna get when we're satisfied are gonna be stinkier than your momma's pussy.

For the admins: they've taken it to a personal level. I and my colleagues will play that game better than their ex's played their emotions.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: bredeus on February 21, 2012, 01:14:22 pm
christian? you ate too much allah mate.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 21, 2012, 03:29:05 pm
seriously dude? thats too far. call me what you will, but role play does not include calling people bastards or homophobic. Base your accusations and your roleplay in the theme our clan and our allies have adopted, not in your own bitterness that we whooped your ass in yet another village, while you happened to defend one village.

Man, I'm a serious dude in general, I'll grant you that. But I can roleplay all day no problem, when you start using insults that have nothing to do with the theme we've adopted as a clan, You just sound like a douche.

BTW, we're gonna wipe our asses with your rhetoric after we've taken a big green shit all over your fiefs. There's been what, four battles so far, and we've won three in the same terms you won your single one. You better reconsider the way you talk or the terms you're gonna get when we're satisfied are gonna be stinkier than your momma's pussy.

For the admins: they've taken it to a personal level. I and my colleagues will play that game better than their ex's played their emotions.

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the LLJK Faction, the CHAOS Faction, the Green Machine, the Green Movement, or the USA Faction.

Awe look at the little angry nerd, just look at him, so precious. I just want to pinch your little cheeks. By the way, members of your clan have called LLJK bundle of stickss (which is acceptable since the admins and "devs" only care about racism) both in and out of game so Kreczor stretching to call your clan homophobic isn't much of stretch there slick.  Actually, considering many Christians stance on homosexuality it does fit with your clan's theme that you are worried about after all. Personal would be what happened to Goretooth last strat where his actual name, facebook, and stuff like that started being thrown on the forums. That kind of stuff shouldn't ever happen and the admins and "devs" rightfully banned people over it. In other words, calm down and go outside, stop being an angry nerd and taking the forum so seriously. We don't want you to have a stroke because someone called you a homophobe.

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 21, 2012, 03:30:46 pm
"seriously dude? thats too far. call me what you will, but role play does not include calling people bastards or homophobic. Base your accusations and your roleplay in the theme our clan and our allies have adopted, not in your own bitterness that we whooped your ass in yet another village, while you happened to defend one village."

You guys might as well just recruit Goretooth since he took all of the good gear out of that village and basically gave you guys the village while also helping attack the village when it was horribly equipped. Not to mention the fact that he has signed up against his own faction in every battle so far,which is essentially breaking a major rule if im not mistaken. Not to mention the fact that you had the village severely out numbered and still suffered significant losses. As this war goes on I fear you guys will see what you've really gotten yourself into. We are just getting started.

"Man, I'm a serious dude in general, I'll grant you that. But I can roleplay all day no problem, when you start using insults that have nothing to do with the theme we've adopted as a clan, You just sound like a douche."

I agree that real life name calling and stuff has no place here, but to be fair the clan that screams out "god wills it" and "heretic will die by the sword" probably wouldn't be on the front lines of gay pride parade. Be that as it may, roleplaying does have a limit.


Also, can you Hospitaller guys stop downvoting my posts? It's really hurting my feelings.  :cry:

Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Slantedfloors on February 21, 2012, 03:54:00 pm
BTW, we're gonna wipe our asses with your rhetoric after we've taken a big green shit all over your fiefs. There's been what, four battles so far, and we've won three in the same terms you won your single one.
Except those three wins were against barely defended villages and almost entirely village population, two of which belonged to tiny clans barely affiliated with the rest of us.

The one battle of real importance was a 2:1 victory for our side (that you went 3:25 in, fyi).
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 21, 2012, 04:42:05 pm
I think Peppo is just role playing, as I'm sure most of the other people are too.  But some people really do take the shit talking seriously and really do get emotionally angry at other people online. 

Not pointing fingers, but if you can get under someone's skin to the point that it dictates their strategic battle plans and troop movements, you have a big advantage.

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Hosp can you unban me from teamspeak so I can join the strat battle fun?  I don't really want to sign up for Chaos or LLJK seeing as how they've signed up against NH (and let bandits attack us in their lands). 
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 21, 2012, 04:46:11 pm
seriously dude? thats too far. call me what you will, but role play does not include calling people bastards or homophobic. Base your accusations and your roleplay in the theme our clan and our allies have adopted, not in your own bitterness that we whooped your ass in yet another village, while you happened to defend one village.

Man, I'm a serious dude in general, I'll grant you that. But I can roleplay all day no problem, when you start using insults that have nothing to do with the theme we've adopted as a clan, You just sound like a douche.

BTW, we're gonna wipe our asses with your rhetoric after we've taken a big green shit all over your fiefs. There's been what, four battles so far, and we've won three in the same terms you won your single one. You better reconsider the way you talk or the terms you're gonna get when we're satisfied are gonna be stinkier than your momma's pussy.

For the admins: they've taken it to a personal level. I and my colleagues will play that game better than their ex's played their emotions.

Even hip new bands like Green Day are helping us with this one sided fight (hint: we're the one side, you're the non existent one)
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They don't oppose gay marriage, why should you?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: MrShine on February 21, 2012, 08:05:38 pm
Who would you rather hang out with?

Her:
(click to show/hide)

Or her:
(click to show/hide)

I could do this all day.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 21, 2012, 08:11:02 pm
The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the LLJK Faction, the CHAOS Faction, the Green Machine, the Green Movement, or the USA Faction.

Come at me when you get to the big leagues, Mr Shine

(click to show/hide)

Green is good™
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: MrShine on February 21, 2012, 08:17:36 pm
all I see is a daaamn fiiine red head.

the ugly chick in my earlier post is totally brunette btw
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Farrix on February 21, 2012, 08:25:35 pm
Except those three wins were against barely defended villages and almost entirely village population, two of which belonged to tiny clans barely affiliated with the rest of us.

The one battle of real importance was a 2:1 victory for our side (that you went 3:25 in, fyi).

I went 3:25 in that fight because when I was at 3:8 I volunteered to my leaders to run weapons because we were already running out of the poor selection we had.

As far as that post of mine,...

I'm Irish, I'm an alcoholic, and I was trashed. Its pretty typical for one of such category to get angry for no reason. I've put posts on here that say "people shouldn't get emotionally attached to their arguments on here" and I certainly do not wish to be a hypocrite. And I am admitting there was no reason for that post, but I am not gonna delete it or edit it because I do stand by what I say.

The one thing I would like people to gather from that post would be that something like a "Rules of Roleplay" I think would be appropriate for this forum.

And the high-quality shit talking at the end of the post. lol always fun.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Goretooth on February 21, 2012, 09:34:59 pm
yes my facebook information did get thrown around and it was given out to everyone by you darkkarma. Isn't that breaking a major rule?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 21, 2012, 09:41:39 pm
Actually, one of your former ATS clanmates had the link and posted it in TS. I'd actually proposed inviting you to our "RS and bros" facebook page, and re-linked it in TS when someone asked about it once. I never posted it on the forums or ever used it to troll you. That was done entirely by the clan you are(were?) now a part of.

For someone who had no problem linking pictures of himself out at parties drinking with girls and all of that good stuff while in the eastern tsardom's team speak, i'd wager you had more to do with your private information getting out than I did.

Nice try though!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Goretooth on February 21, 2012, 09:43:41 pm
Actually, one of your former ATS clanmates had the link and posted it in TS. I'd actually proposed inviting to our "RS and bros" facebook page, and re-linked it in TS. I never posted it on the forums or ever used it to troll you. That was done entirely by the clan you are(were?) now a part of.

For someone who had no problem linking pictures of him out at parties drinking while in the eastern tsardom's team speak, i'm surprised you're upset over it.

Nice try though!
gaga, zealot, phantom, and smoothrich all say you gave it to them after the dfc battle. gaga got banned you got away free. Kinda funny you trying to use rules to not fight me again. scared?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 21, 2012, 09:47:25 pm
Zealot asked about it in TS after the battle and I posted it in teamspeak. It also didn't stop you from sending me pictures of you drunk and at night clubs with women like 3 weeks later when we were all posting pictures int he tsardom's teamspeak. That second sentence didn't really make any sense at all.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Goretooth on February 21, 2012, 09:49:40 pm
Zealot asked about it in TS after the battle and I gave it to him it also didn't stop you from sending my pictures of you drunk and at night clubs with women like 3 weeks later when we were all posting pictures int he tsardom's teamspeak. That second sentence didn't really make any sense at all.
Pictures yeah don't care but why at the time would you give an enemy my facebook information?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 21, 2012, 09:52:40 pm
I never lied about it in the first place, bud. And it obviously didn't stop you from joining up with the LLJK. I simply pointed out that you broke an in game rule. If LLJK keeps you around that's fine too but given your track record, I wouldn't be surprised if I got another"goretooth is homeless" PM soon!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Goretooth on February 21, 2012, 09:54:02 pm
I never lied about it in the first place, bud. And it obviously didn't stop you from joining up with the LLJK. I simply pointed out that you broke an in game rule. If LLJK keeps you around that's fine too but given your track record, I wouldn't be surprised if I got another"goretooth is homeless" PM soon!
THey are fine with it and understand why. YOu don't see them crying about it do you? why do you think they brought up the point of facebook information being used against me last strat?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 21, 2012, 10:00:36 pm
There is a difference between whining and pointing out a clear fact. It did happen and that's all there is to it. If your only response is "quit crying about it" then i'm satisfied. All I was trying to do was point out that all village battles won't be that easy.

On second thought, Hospitallers and friends are more than welcome to think that all village attacks will be that simple. They'll be in for quite a surprise though.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: MrShine on February 21, 2012, 10:03:05 pm
this thread got pretty intense for a second there.

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 21, 2012, 10:49:03 pm
I went 3:25 in that fight because when I was at 3:8 I volunteered to my leaders to run weapons because we were already running out of the poor selection we had.

As far as that post of mine,...

I'm Irish, I'm an alcoholic, and I was trashed. Its pretty typical for one of such category to get angry for no reason. I've put posts on here that say "people shouldn't get emotionally attached to their arguments on here" and I certainly do not wish to be a hypocrite. And I am admitting there was no reason for that post, but I am not gonna delete it or edit it because I do stand by what I say.

The one thing I would like people to gather from that post would be that something like a "Rules of Roleplay" I think would be appropriate for this forum.

And the high-quality shit talking at the end of the post. lol always fun.
get trolled punk
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Farrix on February 21, 2012, 11:57:07 pm
ehhh, I deserved it. My post was unnecessary. However, such an admission I highly doubt would ever come from one such as yourself, an equally guilty party. It is unnecessary though. Those viewing this with a decent head on their shoulders will recognize the truth.

Sadly enough maturity is a failing commodity in these times of war.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 22, 2012, 12:54:09 am
ehhh, I deserved it. My post was unnecessary. However, such an admission I highly doubt would ever come from one such as yourself, an equally guilty party. It is unnecessary though. Those viewing this with a decent head on their shoulders will recognize the truth.

Sadly enough maturity is a failing commodity in these times of war.
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Aztek on February 22, 2012, 12:58:11 am
We need to get back on track here..

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: engurrand on February 22, 2012, 01:18:19 am
aftering seeing hospitallar's fail first hand the question comes down to this:

Does pseudo tactical moves mixed with lots of money (hospitaller) beat pure 100% baddassery and skill (green machine)?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Blackzilla on February 22, 2012, 01:51:54 am
I went 3:25 in that fight because when I was at 3:8 I volunteered to my leaders to run weapons because we were already running out of the poor selection we had.

As far as that post of mine,...

I'm Irish, I'm an alcoholic, and I was trashed. Its pretty typical for one of such category to get angry for no reason. I've put posts on here that say "people shouldn't get emotionally attached to their arguments on here" and I certainly do not wish to be a hypocrite. And I am admitting there was no reason for that post, but I am not gonna delete it or edit it because I do stand by what I say.

The one thing I would like people to gather from that post would be that something like a "Rules of Roleplay" I think would be appropriate for this forum.

And the high-quality shit talking at the end of the post. lol always fun.

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the LLJK Faction, the CHAOS Faction, the Green Machine, the Green Movement, or the USA Faction. (for safety purposes)


I was 12:6 running weapons back an forth. Also that was the fourth worst k:d i believe.


We need to get back on track here..

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haha
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 22, 2012, 02:01:27 am
We need to get back on track here..

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hahahahah oh dear god.



Also, time will tell engurrand!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 22, 2012, 05:01:28 am
We need to get back on track here..

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Hands down best post in this thread.

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: bredeus on February 22, 2012, 08:50:10 am
Forced? Some of them likes a little pressure ;)
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Lordark on February 22, 2012, 09:05:59 am
If this flame war isnt contained it will spread from le forums, to facebook, then twitter, then heaven forbid; fox news.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Aztek on February 22, 2012, 12:18:46 pm

Even if the fair maiden clearly got forced to participate in this outrageous picture  :wink:

The spoils of War my friend :p
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: engurrand on February 22, 2012, 04:08:30 pm
activate secret magic so m'lord can steal the lady of that man...

M'lord! prepare thine member for thine time is coming! while he is away at war we shall sneak into her chamber and all will become clear...
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 22, 2012, 05:25:18 pm
If this flame war isnt contained it will spread from le forums, to facebook, then twitter, then heaven forbid; fox news.
If it makes it to fox news, I will count it as a victory.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Uumdi on February 22, 2012, 06:31:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojKoTjsSks8


Unrelated, but its green related, war-related, and glorious
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Sauce on February 22, 2012, 08:06:28 pm
Crusader Alliance
0 survivors
1507 killed
commanded by
Templar_TomMyyY

CHAOS
1183 survivors
754 of 1937 killed
defending
Tebandra

The face of mediocrity met the long green dick of the law.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Goretooth on February 22, 2012, 08:12:35 pm
Crusader Alliance
0 survivors
1507 killed
commanded by
Templar_TomMyyY

CHAOS
1183 survivors
754 of 1937 killed
defending
Tebandra

The face of mediocrity met the long green dick of the law.
Hanun, Shulus, and Bhulaban.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 22, 2012, 08:26:19 pm
Hanun, Shulus, and Bhulaban.

And all of your other illegitimate children, I am sure.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Chestaclese on February 22, 2012, 09:57:48 pm
The rivers will run green in March.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Smoothrich on February 23, 2012, 12:29:54 am
Goretooth, we only actually defended one fief so far, which was Tebandra, even you didn't have a positive KD there.  I mean hell Huey and I spawn camped your entire team by ourselves for over and hour, couching all the occitan/hospitaller superstars with ease every time it was off cooldown.  Not a single player had a negative KD on our team lol.  You have to admit, the only battle we actually defended, was a horrible massacre, and no one was surprised. 

Also good job fighting against your own fief against LLJK on the Hospitaller's side, breaking the agreement you said you'd uphold to me and also basically violating Strategus rules.  I know that wasn't much of a serious battle but geeze dude.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 23, 2012, 01:00:45 am
Also good job fighting against your own fief against LLJK on the Hospitaller's side, breaking the agreement you said you'd uphold to me and also basically violating Strategus rules.  I know that wasn't much of a serious battle but geeze dude.

Only one thing left to do:

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Ufthak on February 23, 2012, 02:25:03 am
A few people went negative, Smoothrich. Mostly untried people, and people we didn't necessarily need to hire. I sat out, for example, to give Para my spot (who did well) I could have easily taken a slot from someone I didn't recognize, but I decided not to be an ass.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Chestaclese on February 23, 2012, 04:01:03 am
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I got my green wrist band. Do you have yours?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: ManOfWar on February 23, 2012, 04:02:22 am
Goretooth stop being a douche and fight for your clan

I thought we were gonna be battle buddies  I mean da fuck man?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Shadowren on February 23, 2012, 04:03:13 am
Hanun, Shulus, and Bhulaban.

lolz so true Goretooth.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Uumdi on February 23, 2012, 04:03:39 am
Looks like you guys bit off more than you could chew:

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 23, 2012, 04:05:46 am
Oh for shame Goretooth. You ripped out Mano's heart more violently than the dentist did his four wisdom teeth this afternoon. He spent the whole afternoon remarking that he didn't know what hurt more; his mouth, or his heart. Come back to us Goretooth. Manofwar is absolutely green with envy now that you are helping build Hospitaller confidence by attacking peasant villages.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Goretooth on February 23, 2012, 04:14:03 am
Goretooth stop being a douche and fight for your clan

I thought we were gonna be battle buddies  I mean da fuck man?
:( all i gotta say is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhm7DMvapGA
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 23, 2012, 05:15:07 am
:( all i gotta say is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhm7DMvapGA
Buddy, why are you ignoring me on the battle servers? When did I wrong you? I hope we can reconnect. I miss you.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Goretooth on February 23, 2012, 05:25:04 am
Buddy, why are you ignoring me on the battle servers? When did I wrong you? I hope we can reconnect. I miss you.
lol cause i got my chat turned down so much i don't even see chat.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 23, 2012, 05:44:53 am
lol cause i got my chat turned down so much i don't even see chat.

well i thought u didnt like me no more so i kicked u off that tower :(
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Smoothrich on February 23, 2012, 07:53:17 am
well i thought u didnt like me no more so i kicked u off that tower :(

inc ban
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 23, 2012, 05:31:01 pm
This is now the thread of which everyone loves each other and we reunite with lost friends.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Uumdi on February 23, 2012, 07:01:44 pm
I wonder what crpg the community would be like without respawns.

Probably a really quiet place, huh
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Canary on February 24, 2012, 03:54:15 am
I'd like to thank Hospitaller for giving me a village for my birthday, it was a great present.

It may be the wrong size, though, so I might have to return it for store credit or regift it or something!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Aztek on February 24, 2012, 04:00:03 am
You forgot to blow out the candles.. Now were going to have to take back your present.. ;)

Happy 50'th tho, Takes a lot to get there, Grats!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Troyicide on February 24, 2012, 04:13:53 am
I'd like to thank Hospitaller for giving me a village for my birthday, it was a great present.

It may be the wrong size, though, so I might have to return it for store credit or regift it or something!

one more year closer to the grave , nikka . I'll most likely send you there quicker then you think :P
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Richter on February 24, 2012, 04:16:15 am
Check out this here thread I made.
Maybe it will evoke discussion.
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,26679.0.html
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: AreTreble on February 24, 2012, 10:45:56 pm
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Niemand on February 26, 2012, 07:22:53 am
Pffrrrt... "green machine". you guys are just cheap shitfakes.

there is only one green. and thats the green of the Sun. rename yourselves.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Blackzilla on February 26, 2012, 03:33:36 pm
................... You're lime green
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Vibe on February 26, 2012, 03:43:38 pm
Pffrrrt... "green machine". you guys are just cheap shitfakes.

there is only one green. and thats the green of the Sun. rename yourselves.

The sun was not green last time i checked
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Niemand on February 26, 2012, 04:28:38 pm
That proofs that youre fakes.

and:
Limegreen
CotgSgreen
if you cant see the difference you need a new monitor. or new eyes.

go and change your name.


btw: @threadtitle theyre not weed. theyre algae. stuff that makes water bad and destroys habitats.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Uumdi on February 26, 2012, 05:35:53 pm
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: BaleOhay on February 26, 2012, 06:07:18 pm
algea is bio-fuel of the future! get on the band wagon now!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 26, 2012, 10:02:29 pm
Pffrrrt... "green machine". you guys are just cheap shitfakes.

there is only one green. and thats the green of the Sun. rename yourselves.

Here, work on this:

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You need it!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 26, 2012, 11:53:44 pm
VIVA LA GREEN


Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Niemand on February 27, 2012, 12:03:00 am
VIVA LA GREEN

yes. CotgS will live.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: ManOfWar on February 27, 2012, 12:57:36 am
Green movement does not associate with niemand

Please do not make that mistake
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: BADPLAYERold on February 27, 2012, 01:05:37 am
Green movement does not associate with white supremacists

Please do not make that mistake
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Slantedfloors on February 27, 2012, 01:08:53 am
I don't think it's fair to call Niemand a white supremacist, BADPLAYER.  All we really know is that he's a holocaust denier and chocolate chip cookie sympathizer.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Cowstomper on February 27, 2012, 01:27:39 am
Pffrrrt... "green machine". you guys are just cheap shitfakes.

there is only one green. and thats the green of the Sun. rename yourselves.

Oh dear, I think someone is desperate for relevancy.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 27, 2012, 02:01:08 am
"hey guys we are still a clan remember us? hey, hey , hey ,hey what about us? doesn't anyone care?"

short answer: not really
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Niemand on February 27, 2012, 02:22:36 am
i think my lack of stupidity and retardity, compared to you americanos makes me more relevant than you are. :D

I don't think it's fair to call Niemand a white supremacist, BADPLAYER.  All we really know is that he's a holocaust denier and chocolate chip cookie sympathizer.
who said i am white? you morons. I am green. but you... are not. Youre just trying to be, since CotgS got ballz. You wanna copy us? Grow some hair down there first. And now go and vote Arnie for president. He would represent your country perfectly.

Solbless. :D
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 27, 2012, 02:24:45 am
you're certainly more self-important than we are.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: MrShine on February 27, 2012, 02:32:11 am
Join the winning side and take part in our glorious
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Fair warning - if you don't, you might be
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yes I know I'm super clever
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Niemand on February 27, 2012, 02:34:00 am
of course i am important to myself.

and indeed. how could you be important? youre just cheap fakes. reconsider your choice of colours and your name. maybe you should become the yellow machine. then HRG could join you, you would be a great team. i can dye your banners for you, too, if you want. see how nice i am?

sorry guys, but green does not fit you very well.



lol@MrShine
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Slantedfloors on February 27, 2012, 02:49:51 am
of course i am important to myself.

and indeed. how could you be important? youre just cheap fakes. reconsider your choice of colours and your name. maybe you should become the yellow machine. then HRG could join you, you would be a great team. i can dye your banners for you, too, if you want. see how nice i am?

sorry guys, but green does not fit you very well.

Holy shit go away. You're even more annoying than HATE.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: MrShine on February 27, 2012, 02:56:54 am
Holy shit go away. You're even more annoying than HATE.

Looks like someone's green with envy.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Tyrell on February 27, 2012, 03:10:40 am
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Aztek on February 27, 2012, 03:36:35 am
Thought the USA was all about the "RED white and blue".. think about it.. Dun Dun Dunnnnn!!!!

Green = Greed and envy = George bush = ..... yeah, we all know how that turned out :p
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 27, 2012, 05:21:41 am
Thought the USA was all about the "RED white and blue".. think about it.. Dun Dun Dunnnnn!!!!

Green = Greed and envy = George bush = ..... yeah, we all know how that turned out :p
Is USA clan even a thing anymore? I don't even know.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Niemand on February 27, 2012, 01:51:25 pm
yah, it is. they just renamed to LLJK again.

Holy shit go away. You're even more annoying than HATE.
nevar. And i take that as a compliment. ;)
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: BADPLAYERold on February 27, 2012, 02:50:05 pm
Niemand you take being called a racist a compliment so I don't think anyone cares about your fucked up opinions.

The fact that I, the peacebringer, the GoD, the King of Cool have been warned twice on these forums for posting chocolate chip cookie related imagery, while you the real chocolate chip cookie gets away free is a travesty.

Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 27, 2012, 03:52:35 pm
Niemand you take being called a racist a compliment so I don't think anyone cares about your fucked up opinions.

The fact that I, the peacebringer, the GoD, the King of Cool have been warned twice on these forums for posting chocolate chip cookie related imagery, while you the real chocolate chip cookie gets away free is a travesty.
Free Badplayer! Ban Niemand!

Is CotGs even a clan? I think Niemand just wants to make himself feel good about himself claiming he has friends that will beat us up if we make fun of him. Oh no, the chocolate chip cookies are going to commit genocide on canadians, whatever will I do? Oh right, America has nukes.

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: okiN on February 27, 2012, 04:13:10 pm
i think my lack of stupidity and retardity, compared to you americanos makes me more relevant than you are. :D

Ahaha, this from the guy who asserted that dromedaries aren't camels, and believed that the US entered WWII as a result of the Germans sinking the Lusitania.

Is CotGs even a clan? I think Niemand just wants to make himself feel good about himself claiming he has friends that will beat us up if we make fun of him.

There's a few of them, but I think the only actual battle I ever saw them in was when one of them got robbed by bandits. He's really desperate about bigging it up, though, reminds me of BalrogBoru.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 27, 2012, 04:28:34 pm
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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Niemand on February 27, 2012, 04:59:23 pm
Niemand you take being called a racist a compliment so I don't think anyone cares about your fucked up opinions.

The fact that I, the peacebringer, the GoD, the King of Cool have been warned twice on these forums for posting chocolate chip cookie related imagery, while you the real chocolate chip cookie gets away free is a travesty.
Nope. I take being annoying as a compliment. Open yerr eyes, learn to read. Can't even understand your own language, huh? :(

Didn't see any chocolate chip cookies here. Oh wait, I did. HRG have some.

Camels are not Dromedaries. Same as Tigers are not Lions. And Dogs are not Wolves. You don't wanna discuss that with me, I know I am right.

That thing about the WWII was misinformation on my side, not stupidity or retardity.

Is CotGs even a clan? I think Niemand just wants to make himself feel good about himself claiming he has friends that will beat us up if we make fun of him. Oh no, the chocolate chip cookies are going to commit genocide on canadians, whatever will I do? Oh right, America has nukes.

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Yah. CotgS is a Clan. Existing in cRPG longer than CHAOS. America has nukes? Proof that. Fire one. Or you scared, "Big Bro"?
And when I look at it... america is more racist than germany ever was. Native Americans still have nearly no rights and gotta live in reservates. After the white man killed them all. Oh and all those African (now African-American) slaves? I bet you guys would fight to keep them slaves instead of freeing them.

I will consider killing myself when you guys a) switched colours. b) grew some ballz. c) and hair on them.
Since b and c will never happen I have not to think about it even once. But I bet you do every day, fat white man.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: okiN on February 27, 2012, 05:18:08 pm
Camels are not Dromedaries. Same as Tigers are not Lions. And Dogs are not Wolves. You don't wanna discuss that with me, I know I am right.

For the last time, just because there are camels that aren't dromedaries doesn't make dromedaries stop being camels. There are two species of camel, and the dromedary is one of them. Rejecting reality does not, in fact, change it.

That thing about the WWII was misinformation on my side, not stupidity or retardity.

I'd say there's ample evidence for both.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Hobb on February 27, 2012, 05:28:56 pm
Yah. CotgS is a Clan. Existing in cRPG longer than CHAOS. America has nukes? Proof that. Fire one. Or you scared, "Big Bro"?
And when I look at it... america is more racist than germany ever was. Native Americans still have nearly no rights and gotta live in reservates. After the white man killed them all. Oh and all those African (now African-American) slaves? I bet you guys would fight to keep them slaves instead of freeing them.


So a clan that old has gone this long without ever being noticed? Meanwhile a 2week old strat alliance has successfully taken the term "green" and made it relevant?

Id say thats quite sad on ur part
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: vinnytk on February 27, 2012, 06:47:51 pm
Niemand is the dude who said einstein was an alright guy right?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 27, 2012, 07:35:53 pm
Niemand is the dude who said einstein was an alright guy right?

Pretty much and he argued he should be allowed to have a chocolate chip cookie flag for his custom banner if the USA clan got to keep the USA flag because "they are the same thing".
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Slantedfloors on February 28, 2012, 12:11:54 am
Niemand is the dude who said einstein was an alright guy right?
Also that the US indirectly caused the Holocaust and chocolate chip cookie Germany had no unpleasant plans for the Jews until that mean ol' Roosevelt forced his hand.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: vinnytk on February 28, 2012, 01:22:03 am
hmmm, figures the hospurgerlers would support him then
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 28, 2012, 02:22:29 am
hmmm, figures the hospurgerlers would support him then

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: vinnytk on February 28, 2012, 02:27:50 am
Gildass died in North Korea making me president of USA.  I speak fully for us
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: farthammer on February 28, 2012, 04:00:05 am
Gildass died in North Korea making me president of USA.  I speak fully for us


He died an AMERICAN hero.

Also, I'm p. sure Niemand is an IRL sperg.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 28, 2012, 04:44:18 am
teeheeee someone lost tonight and it wasn't the green team

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Zaren on February 28, 2012, 04:48:14 am
teeheeee someone lost tonight and it wasn't the green team

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your right it was the white team
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Peppovitch on February 28, 2012, 05:14:08 am
That was a great fight guys.  Damn that timer!!!

This is turning out to be quite an epic war.  :twisted:

We got a lot more to play with too. On with the battles!!!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: vinnytk on February 28, 2012, 05:35:34 am
teeheeee someone lost tonight and it wasn't the green team

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Superior goon green tactics win again
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: farthammer on February 28, 2012, 05:55:27 am
Superior goon green tactics win again

The Green Army marches to victory!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Peppovitch on February 28, 2012, 06:03:35 am
Superior goon green tactics win again

The game beat us today.   :cry:  We needed to get our asses in that village faster. 

The glitched equipment didn't help either.   Till next time Greenies!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 28, 2012, 07:08:39 am
The game beat us today.   :cry:  We needed to get our asses in that village faster. 

The glitched equipment didn't help either.   Till next time Greenies!

Was a good battle, Peppo and definitely a lot of fun!

Looking forward to the next encounter with your mighty shield walls.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Lordark on February 28, 2012, 07:11:26 am
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff why didnt any 1 tell me there was battle 2 day  :shock:
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Smoothrich on February 28, 2012, 06:13:13 pm
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fa1420df1f/green-team-from-will-ferrell-adam-ghost-panther-mckay-and-john-c-reilly
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: AreTreble on February 29, 2012, 07:19:38 pm
Chaos does the dirty work, while LLJK does pelvic thrusts in the lime light.

Reference LLJK siege on Bhuluban:
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Don't be a groupie! Join the Red team today!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: PhantomZero on February 29, 2012, 07:41:07 pm
I don't think anyone ever claimed LLJK has superior fighting skills.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 29, 2012, 07:47:52 pm
I don't think anyone ever claimed LLJK has superior fighting skills.

Superior trolling skills and Superior Goon Tactics™ is all we need. Remember Invicti, only one of us had to be carried to get a single fief defended by naked peasants while crying about carebearing.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Darkkarma on February 29, 2012, 08:14:26 pm
LLJK stomps when they have their horsies. CHAOS is an infantry clan and as such, we do well in infantry favored terrain!
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: ManOfWar on February 29, 2012, 08:31:08 pm
I don't think anyone ever claimed LLJK has superior fighting skills.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 29, 2012, 08:47:53 pm
Oh no worries, LLJK contributes to the cause alright.

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Lockt on February 29, 2012, 09:03:03 pm
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I've been getting weird ping spikes all week.  Also my wife was uploading pictures.  Also the sun was in my eyes.  Also my teammates are goons.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: PhantomZero on February 29, 2012, 09:24:13 pm
All valid excuses.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 29, 2012, 09:37:39 pm
I've been getting weird ping spikes all week.  Also my wife was uploading pictures.  Also the sun was in my eyes.  Also my teammates are goons.

All valid excuses.

You sure about that, we are talking about goons...
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Lockt on February 29, 2012, 09:50:50 pm
You sure about that, we are talking about goons...

You should take a lesson from Badplayer and start tweeting your KDR.  Women go crazy for pro internet horse lords.
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Rikthor on February 29, 2012, 10:14:38 pm
You should take a lesson from Badplayer and start tweeting your KDR.  Women go crazy for pro internet horse lords.

Sorry my level of sperginess hasn't risen to that level yet

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: ManOfWar on February 29, 2012, 10:18:16 pm
I believe one time in TS we made the an analogy for the goons


It went along the lines that if LLJK was a tank, it would be the sherman tank, and although the tiger can lets say kill 10 shermans at a time, LLJK will always have 11 tanks

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: Kreczor on February 29, 2012, 10:25:01 pm
Oh no worries, LLJK contributes to the cause alright.

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I am the fairest of the maidens, how would you like your service?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on February 29, 2012, 10:57:37 pm
I am the fairest of the maidens, how would you like your service?

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Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: BaleOhay on March 01, 2012, 02:23:39 am
someone mention bunnies?
Title: Re: Weed Whacking for Jesus
Post by: dynamike on March 01, 2012, 03:39:41 pm
someone mention bunnies?

I knew that'd get to you  :mrgreen: