I expect regular tributes.
Stop following us around, you horrible thing. :mad:
I wish you guys all the best.
I'm a norman what the hell am I doing here ?
long dagger noobs
flamberge cav
long dagger noobs
U guys should change the settings of the auto-password to your server.
Everytime it get's to 30 players u have to wait until there are only 9 players left on the server to join again.
*sobs and cries* I would if I could but I can't find out how to get rid of the fecking thing.
This is the cue for the guy with the really simple 2 second fix on how to do it.
cross? omg where
i would sack him if i were u - he's obviously taking his time
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Hail Vikings !
Choose islam for true happiness !
Dissolve your clan and join BashiBazouks noawwww !!!!!(click to show/hide)
Upon the meeting with Muslim Bulgarians of the Volga, Vladimir found their religion unsuitable due to its requirement to circumcise and taboos against alcoholic beverages and pork; supposedly, Vladimir said on that occasion: "Drinking is the joy of the Rus', we can't go without it."
Upon the meeting with Muslim Bulgarians of the Volga, Vladimir found their religion unsuitable due to its requirement to circumcise and taboos against alcoholic beverages and pork; supposedly, Vladimir said on that occasion: "Drinking is the joy of the Rus', we can't go without it."
*Wikipedia quote WITHOUT a link*Where is it from? I wanna check it out.
Where is it from? I wanna check it out.
Google? What's google?
Apparently Munin has decided to become our resident caricaturist. :PThanks. Was a pretty nice read anyways :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianization_of_Kievan_Rus%27#Vladimir.27s_baptism_of_Kiev
The first time I read about this (not on Wikipedia) there was also a bit about him rejecting Catholicism because of the fasting and ugly ceremonies, but oddly that isn't mentioned here. The part about the Muslims is the same, though, and it's the closest thing I know of to a viking evaluation of Islam.
There is an artist in this team!!!!Just pure epix!
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There is an artist in this team!!!!
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So are we. It just needs a few final touches, I think -- should be done this week, according to Rufio. :Pthursday we said
Battlefield 3 has stolen me.. :shock:
Battlefield 3 has stolen me.. :shock:
So anyway, you're leaving because of a disagreement or a combination of that and change of priorities?
cause real men are not affraid to cry :)
Bjord you are watched, which means you're failed troll, which means you should stop being one :)
Au-revoir highglandeur, deun't bee eu strangeur.
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My dear nordsmen brothers it is time for the poisonous frog to get back to the gutter it came from.
I won't lie and say i enjoyed a lot the playtime, nor most of our discussions, but most of you have been friendly and respectfull, although i didnt always deserve it, given my bad temper and my old school manners.
I've always valued my capacity to speak my mind, whoever the guy is, without caring for the consequences, only living by my principles. It often got me into trouble but never with regrets. However, sometimes, a wise man know when he should shut the fuck up and stop arguing, since being stubborn and aggressive doesn't lead anywhere. I am not a boy anymore and yet it sometimes feels i still have a lot to learn.
I am sorry i disappointed you, I must say I disappointed myself if it can make you feel better (or you don't care right?).
I wish you the best for the future of your team and of this mod.
I hope we speak again, like old friends, cause you know i like you, whatever happened.
Au-revoir highglandeur, don't be a stranger.
C'était sympa de jouer avec toi Highlandeur et c'est dommage de te voir partir mais on se retrouvera sur le champs de bataille pour sûr
Come back to me now
Best of luck wherever you end up! And as cooties said, dont be an stranger!
Today is banner day!You got the banner ready? Guess I'll have to download the new bannerpack when it's updated then :D
Nord_highglandeur
Happy trails, highglandeur, see you around!
That's his name, always
Today is banner day!
Stop this now or im gonna cry!
Gurni, i give you my virtual love-magnet, may it come from all corners and overwhelm you with joy:
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LIAR
I iz spear him so we no become Pokemon. :oops:
No worries, we also have our quiet moments.(click to show/hide)
Yeah, where is it from?Norwegian history books for 1st and 2nd grade.
epic! where's this from?
Yup, that's Tor alright :lol:(click to show/hide)
Look at how overpowered that pike is!
Nah buff the long spear, it should have explosive tip at the end that explodes on contact, and then nanomites to create a new explosive tip.
Norwegian history books for 1st and 2nd grade.
epic! where's this from?
Any of you ever heard of Rebellion? Just found them on youtube, some pretty kickass Viking Metal
http://grooveshark.com/#/s/Odin/32oIm6?src=5
No worries, man. Glad I could hep.
HEP (from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia!)
HEP or hep can mean:
- Hep Records, a jazz record label in Scotland
- Head end power, a method for providing electricity to train carriages
- Healthy eating pyramid
- Hep, a synonym for hip (slang)
- Hepatitis, a gastroenterological disease
- Heterogeneous Element Processor, the first commercial MIMD computer, introduced by Denelcor in 1982.
- High-energy physics
- High Explosive Plastic general purpose ammunition, US Army terminology, also called high explosive squash head (HESH)
- Homotopy extension property, a property in algebraic topology.
- Housing equity partnership
- Hotel Electric Power Electricity generated and used aboard a ship for general purposes.
- Hydroelectric power generation is a means of producing electrical energy through the use of moving water.
- Allegedly a war cry of the Crusaders, described as an acronym for Hierosolyma est perdita (Latin for "Jerusalem is lost")
- The Hep-Hep riots - a series of antisemitic riots in Germany and neighbouring countries in 1819.
- Hrvatska elektroprivreda - a Croatian power company
- Hep - Egyptian mythology
- People's Labor Party (HEP), pro-Kurdish political party in Turkey
*cough*
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I think then Poope Bredeus will make holly Inkvisition against you devil boy.
Anyway +1 khorin
- Allegedly a war cry of the Crusaders, described as an acronym for Hierosolyma est perdita (Latin for "Jerusalem is lost")
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Tbh, I cant be arsed to take the time. The roster will be released in due time, as will the banner. :wink:
translated?
tchu tchu
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Who is Tholgar?OMG nice joke?
Okay, I'll give it a try (you guys are first on my list).
My in game name is Leshma. I'm level 32, playing dedicated twohander (swordsmen) and don't plan to retire ever again. Currently I'm very very active in c-rpg although that will change in near future but I'll still be moderately active. I'm unable to use Teamspeak or any other form of voice communication software, but you can use a steam chat to contact me in game. Main reason why I'm applying is Strategus. I would like to join Nordmen clan.
Important parts are underlined. I'm pretty sure my application will be denied because I'm not fulfilling all the necessary requirements.
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Nooblet, I hope you realize that having a 3rd party software for communication within Strategus is a necessity... if you can hear what people have to say even if without a mic, it's half work done.
Yeah that's ok, I will listen to orders during strategus clan battles.
Should I apply on forums you linked as well?
Okay, I'll give it a try (you guys are first on my list).
My in game name is Leshma. I'm level 32, playing dedicated twohander (swordsmen) and don't plan to retire ever again. Currently I'm very very active in c-rpg although that will change in near future but I'll still be moderately active. I'm unable to use Teamspeak or any other form of voice communication software, but you can use a steam chat to contact me in game. Main reason why I'm applying is Strategus. I would like to join Nordmen clan.
Important parts are underlined. I'm pretty sure my application will be denied because I'm not fulfilling all the necessary requirements.
Yeah that's ok, I will listen to orders during strategus clan battles.Oh Leshma, Dont disapoint so much, I can send you my microphone)
Should I apply on forums you linked as well?
Ahh leshma....
you could of been a plate armoured maniac but you chose the life of a bearded rapist
I'll mourn thee!
Obvious easy choice is obvious! :twisted:
Well yes if I hadnt finally decided to give the Antarian Faction a start I would of taken Okin up on his offer to join VRN.
Obvious bad choice is obvious! :rolleyes:
I dunno if i can fit u all in...
What, they haven't kicked you out of Risen yet? Some purge, Jarlek must be disappointed. :lol:I am dissapoint.
WOOT, VERY NICE
Jelly?JAM
It's very rape and pillagish, awesome. Although I still like your old one too.(click to show/hide)
It's very rape and pillagish, awesome. Although I still like your old one too.
Rape is awesome? :?Medieval Nords should radiate a rape and pillage atmosphere. This banner does that for the Nord clan so that makes it awesome.
The sad voice of experience there, I take it.
The sad voice of experience there, I take it.
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That's right, you heard me! With their ancestral homes in the North rendered uninhabitable by divine catastrophe, the Nordmen move to establish a new settlement in faraway lands!
cool picture but cant tell where on the map that is.
cool picture but cant tell where on the map that is.
Okin... I hate you... STOP RAPING MY CULTURE!Waddya mean? I don't see a single sami or sami wannabe there...
But, MY culture on the other hand!!!!
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(Left side has rough drafts, right side has final version.)
Koldborns little ginger head is just so tempting :P
God wills you to bow before me and listen to my fashion tips.
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(Left side has rough drafts, right side has final version.)
God wills you to bow before me and listen to my fashion tips.
That.. is probably the sexiest banner I've seen! When it's on a shield, anyhow.
That.. is probably the sexiest banner I've seen! When it's on a shield, anyhow.
why do i think of Funzie when i look at that pic above?
= babyface + pot helmet
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Show me where it's wrote there =F(click to show/hide)
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginWhat is this ? I WANT TO PLAY IT !!!!!!!!!!!
What is this ? I WANT TO PLAY IT !!!!!!!!!!!
It's from the Total War: Medieval I expansion 'Viking Invasion', best and most critically acclaimed Total War campaign ever.
So I was wondering, do chadz and other devs that are in your clan, actively participate in strat?
So I was wondering, do chadz and other devs that are in your clan, actively participate in strat?
I'm interested in this as well. It's understandable that the devs want to play their own game, but we do have to consider that they have full access to every possible way of cheating. I wouldn't be surprised if Nord would be the first to conquer a village, castle, or even a town.wat
I really think we should find a solution where devs are not at all participating in strategus. I'm thinking maybe we can find some similar game with a similar problem and do some kind of dev exchange. So our devs can play their game, and their devs can play for Nord. I really think both sides would profit from this, and it would help giving the players trust in the cheat-free-environment of the game.
I'm interested in this as well. It's understandable that the devs want to play their own game, but we do have to consider that they have full access to every possible way of cheating. I wouldn't be surprised if Nord would be the first to conquer a village, castle, or even a town.
I really think we should find a solution where devs are not at all participating in strategus. I'm thinking maybe we can find some similar game with a similar problem and do some kind of dev exchange. So our devs can play their game, and their devs can play for Nord. I really think both sides would profit from this, and it would help giving the players trust in the cheat-free-environment of the game.
I'm interested in this as well. It's understandable that the devs want to play their own game, but we do have to consider that they have full access to every possible way of cheating. I wouldn't be surprised if Nord would be the first to conquer a village, castle, or even a town.
I really think we should find a solution where devs are not at all participating in strategus. I'm thinking maybe we can find some similar game with a similar problem and do some kind of dev exchange. So our devs can play their game, and their devs can play for Nord. I really think both sides would profit from this, and it would help giving the players trust in the cheat-free-environment of the game.
Norman knight are also welcome in our ranks, join the nordmen today !
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Why did Casimir's post get so ferociously minus bomded? I didn't see much that was minus worthy in there.
Bjord made an oopsie.
Explain. :|
http://youtu.be/vAz-Ax330tE?hd=1 (http://youtu.be/vAz-Ax330tE?hd=1)Nice video!
I've captured you guys failing on siege server !
Here is the video nabs !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6R4Pj3jEV4#t=7m5s(click to show/hide)
I've captured you guys failing on siege server !
Here is the video nabs !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6R4Pj3jEV4#t=7m5s(click to show/hide)
Fucking agility builds man http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=E6R4Pj3jEV4#t=484s
Hi there, Angantyr. :)Hejsa Weren, so this is where you've been hiding :) Good to see you're still around.
Can we expect to see Ulf or woden in cRPG? I havent heard anything about those guys for a quite long time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKniXABsUeE
Guys have you seen Sleipnir (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleipnir)? I took it from my father to roll around in the city and it ran away :(. Here is a picture of my father riding to Hel with Sleipnir.
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Please return it to me or tell me if you see it. I really need it back. My father is going to be so angry if he finds out that I ran into a town with his Sleipnir to drink mead and ride drunk :F.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKniXABsUeEBest electro disco I've heard, hands down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKniXABsUeE
Battlefield 4 Trailer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV-gnh1En6E&hd=1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKniXABsUeERatatat are pretty kewl, listen to Falcon Jab.
think im gonna give that bf3 a go to :)
Where is our coconuts train?
What's wrong with me, why I can't find something fun in the pic? Should I get some treatment?(click to show/hide)
History, learn some of it AnfieldR.!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1gw0ByNPGU)
History, learn some of it AnfieldR.Oh, just thought, that this is some simple answer on kitty Karasu's pic...
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Damn, I never knew that they were that tall.. Impressive :)
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(http://i.imgur.com/0cgIm.jpg)
Find 1 error in the above picture. (Nordmen Training).
The prat on the left with no weapon?
Who was the commander for the defense of Fishara? Nice job, best defense I've seen so far. If we'd had a healing tent we might have been able to sustain the hill defenses more.
Yeah, I fucked up the healing tent somehow, no idea why it deployed inside the wall. My bad, gotta aim more carefully in future. :|Moar throwing wpf :lol:
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Find 1 error in the above picture. (Nordmen Training).
This is a racist clan. I was mercilessly gangbanged and then killed when I wore a samurai armor to the photoshoot.
Note Kansuke staring at me with disapproval.
Let's just have a big welcome to the new Nordmen Xant!
This:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qFrY4VcbMU
Ain't no such thing as half-way crooks
You're scared of death, you're scared to look, you're shook
Also from now only people with Munin's caricatures as avatar are allowed to post in this thread.
Sweet victory!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEnTlG1Jbx0
Was a pleasure killing for you this morning.
Also from now only people with Munin's caricatures as avatar are allowed to post in this thread.
Can I hire that guy to make an avatar for me as well. They look AWESOME!
I have to agree, I love Hans'! :PHe looks so innocent, doesnt he? :lol:
Now you need the douche archer! :rolleyes:
I am technically part of your clan after all! :lol:
Yo Serfonz, did you know:(click to show/hide)
:D(click to show/hide)
Also from now only people with Munin's Nordmen caricatures as avatar are allowed to post in this thread.
*hint*
You sold your second key to someone who uses Tor (https://www.torproject.org/) to login... you can probably see why that looks slightly suspicious.
Anything more you can tell me about this second key buyer?
We need more nords on the nordmen server! Its always empty unless wolpers go there and start partying! Take your arms up, lazy bunch, and forget about the pecores server!
So, have you caught up to the levels of corpses on your doorstep that previous strategus versions had yet?
Is this a new clan?
Nordmen Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf670orHKcA#t=0m10s)
Grr, don't tempt me so :mad:If we were to merge the Noble Nordmen from Native we would be unstoppable.
dem Skyrim gaem :3
You sold your second key to someone who uses Tor (https://www.torproject.org/) to login... you can probably see why that looks slightly suspicious.
Anything more you can tell me about this second key buyer?
Just read that and thought "someone uses Tor to login?" Now I can see why he does so well and when he states his name it's so flat and emotionless, he is indeed, just a machine.
If we were to merge the Noble Nordmen from Native we would be unstoppable.I'm currently trying to work things in this direction, otherwise it'll just be me and perhaps a few others.
Also, another advantage is that you can always play "Nords" no need to buy Swadian gear!
Your today's participation in fight against BIA to consider as declaration of war?
BIA_Slepoy.
I'm currently trying to work things in this direction, otherwise it'll just be me and perhaps a few others.
Fuck Skyrim. 8-)
I think we need to send the dark brotherhood some... "instructions" about Gurnisson.
btw gurnisson, what happened to you arbalest?
So there's a (when_gurnisson_joins_server)§rain=100% as well?
Edit: you could have told me. I feel stupid with my shield now.
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visitors can't see pics , please register or loginDragon is using Bad Breath. It's super effective!
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIYOlEJ6lRo&feature=feedu) is what kind of Skyrim my computer might be able to handle :D.
I posted this on Fallen clan thread but...
Do you feel like this after Skyrim was released? This is me after Skyrim release, playing forever alone in cRPG.Forever cRPG(click to show/hide)
Im with you man+ me
Although all still on TS so none are neglecting their Strategus duties otherwise I beat them with my pot helmet.
The clan at the moment is..This is so goddamn disgusting, it's almost scary.(click to show/hide)
Although all still on TS so none are neglecting their Strategus duties otherwise I beat them with my pot helmet.
This is so goddamn disgusting, it's almost scary.IG joined cRPG and they dont allow multi-clanning. Or I think thats what happened ^^
Btw : What happened to Saint and where is he now?
IG joined cRPG and they dont allow multi-clanning. Or I think thats what happened ^^
Sorry guys, forgot that I signed in on your last strat-battle. Hope you won anyways.
Who were the 2 guys who died under extreme conditions? It would have been me but I'm sure I didn't die :)
I'm fairly sure someone tripped on their sword.
What do the nordmen do 6am on the servers, they ask?Fuck guys you stole this trick from me!!!!!!
Our answer:(click to show/hide)
We are in our own wonderland!
What do the nordmen do 6am on the servers, they ask?
Our answer:(click to show/hide)
We are in our own wonderland!
Siiem is fisting that poor horse. That or he is veterinarian
Tor won because Serfonz did not participate. It is known.It is known.
If Serfonz and Tor dueled it would have been a clash of the titans and the server would have gone down because it was scared. True story bro.It is not known.
No the server would not go down, serfonz would have consumed Tor and then reigned supreme forever.
But we already have one civil war ongoing (or maybe several) between me and the self-proclaimed knob-king. Obviously Tor and his followers must join my faction to combat serf tyranny!
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I've noticed only now Munin's little pieces of art. :o
May I suggest adding a little gallery with Munin's works to the first post of this thread?
Cya. :rolleyes:
! (http://z0r.de/79)
! (http://z0r.de/79)Best post in this thread so far.
U NOOBS, I JUST NOTICED HOW CUTE YOUR AVATARS ARE.
^_______________^
Middle-eastern*
But then again, Sweden's population now consists 20% of foreigners. Whereas Finland has 3% foreigners!
I think he means that finland is full of rednecks that marry their sister.
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Chef cmp:
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visitors can't see pics , please register or loginNope Kansuke, this is the best post in this thread ever!
again i can not come to tourney, have to work :(
Again i will not gain the Champion titel, which is rightfully my titel.
Oh well, i will get it next time.
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Is the Almighty Thor blind after all his battles? About to retire perhaps? :wink:I couldn't see it either, but then I became curious and pressed "quote"- button and looked the link. I have to tell you sad news, apina.biz pictures usually (meaning 99.9999% of the time) don't work when you link them to forum posts. I have imagelinkfail'd so many times I know this shit :D
I couldn't see it either, but then I became curious and pressed "quote"- button and looked the link. I have to tell you sad news, apina.biz pictures usually (meaning 99.9999% of the time) don't work when you link them to forum posts. I have imagelinkfail'd so many times I know this shit :D
I dont run, I face the enemy horde with my Pickaxe
:wink:
This is how I picture the angleThats my way to describe The_Angle:
http://chickenonaraft.com/
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I want one of those awesome Nordmen pics for my avatar! Who do I have to bribe without joining?
Might I add, I beat Serfonz with a steady 170 ping. Though, obviously Serfonz is a great man and let me win in the tournament while he utterly crushed me in the warm up.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/844/2011120400063.jpg/^^ Serfonz taking a nap :D
Couple of more action shots (& a face off):(click to show/hide)
Oh my incoming pitchfork kill on last one
Small addition to pic 3 in the other post - Intermezzo can be seen on the left NOT participating in the festivities.
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Small addition to pic 3 in the other post - Intermezzo can be seen on the left NOT participating in the festivities.
So okiN is now the owner of Mijayet and Aab ? omg coconuts monopoly
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I don't know what this thread is, but I like the direction it's going.
Envy me!(click to show/hide)
why are the nordmen in the southernmost part of the map?
Envy me!(click to show/hide)
Nah, try this:I piss on your connection!
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I piss on your connection!
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:lol:
I piss on your connection!
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:lol:
North is filthy NA land :( It pains us very much to see the glorious village of Feneda accommodate American blood.
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I to suck
ITT: Cooties can't even spell the name of the cradle of the SeaRaiders.
I've noticed only now Munin's little pieces of art. :o
May I suggest adding a little gallery with Munin's works to the first post of this thread?
Cya. :rolleyes:
This will be done! :mrgreen:
The data is in our forum Serfonz is just lazy.
Here's (almost) all of them as Avatars:(click to show/hide)
The data is in our forum Serfonz is just lazy.
Here's (almost) all of them as Avatars:(click to show/hide)
The data is in our forum Serfonz is just lazy.
Here's (almost) all of them as Avatars:(click to show/hide)
Seriously, If I get an avatar like that I'm out of the Guards.how dare you *slap* :twisted:
Gief me, Gief me...
There are as awesome as ever!
Ooh ooh! I just thought up a way to recruit even more people!
If you want an avatar like this, join the Nordmen today! 8-)(click to show/hide)
Hans is such a sweetie.
Until he shoots an arrow to your kneeOMG! HE IS THE ONE WHO SHOT ALL THEM ARROWS!
There are as awesome as ever!
Ooh ooh! I just thought up a way to recruit even more people!
If you want an avatar like this, join the Nordmen today! 8-)(click to show/hide)
fucking scary at 4 am lol(click to show/hide)
fucking scary at 4 am lol
Hans is such a sweetie.
Here some nightmare fuel for the turks:(click to show/hide)
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Why not the North? Was it too predictable?
With a glorious final score of -3 7.. or was it 8 deaths?
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It's your internet connection better than 58% of GB, what about you? I think this percent no less than 99%(click to show/hide)
i think fireballs need add to crpg becose in skyrim is magiac and magick good adition to game. therefour i makke poll.
how make poll pls? no so good english.
YAY Munin did my awesome avatar :)Omg your even better than mine.... shame)
We need an avatar of the 13th warrior, don't we? :wink:Who's 13th warrior? guess you...... haven't been enough with us to impress THE Munin
YAY Munin did my awesome avatar :)
Now update your profile info FeddyDK!
YAY Munin did my awesome avatar :)
The "(click for full caricature picture)" are the wrong way round :D
http://youtu.be/fIvJ2P0giVc (http://youtu.be/fIvJ2P0giVc)Oh It's the song about Jhash: "Your own PERSONAL JIHASH!" You arrive always in the right time... I miss you( and your accent as well)
For the poor ones who don't know about vikings...
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(click for full caricature picture (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/835/finnbogi.jpg/))
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(click for full caricature picture (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/408/topmodelot.jpg/))
Actually, you've never been considered a proper member of the Nordmen because you failed to create an account on the clan forum. Last I checked you weren't even using the clan tag, and you've been totally inactive in the clan since "joining", so really it'd be better if you just removed us from your profile here on the cRPG forum.Lol'd.
Actually, you've never been considered a proper member of the Nordmen because you failed to create an account on the clan forum. Last I checked you weren't even using the clan tag, and you've been totally inactive in the clan since "joining", so really it'd be better if you just removed us from your profile here on the cRPG forum.Cold man, real cold. Ice cold!
Depends how long until you come back! :rolleyes:
Am i still considered a nord or have i been away for too long?
This relationship is getting serious. Here are some instructions to prepare you all for the next step.I think, that Radgar does only red stuff, Am I right?..)(click to show/hide)
Actually, you've never been considered a proper member of the Nordmen because you failed to create an account on the clan forum. Last I checked you weren't even using the clan tag, and you've been totally inactive in the clan since "joining", so really it'd be better if you just removed us from your profile here on the cRPG forum.that's because i was in the Feudal clan, which merged with the Nords, but i left crpg for some time, but now i'm back and have an account on the forum, have a clantag, banner and nord equipment, and fought with you guys on the tournement last night, so now i am right?
Nords @ Tournament (2 full screens):Damn i look sexy on the right, of the second picture.(click to show/hide)
Grats on your ticket to finals Nords. :D
Damn i look sexy on the right, of the second picture.
I win the award of the sexiestI lost to a guy in weaboo gear...... ?
Munin draws the caricatures. So far they've been members-only, he hasn't branched out into taking commissions yet. :P
Speaking of which, here's a new one:(click to show/hide)
*Mistakes baby for throwing Axe*
A Nord baby is the most terrifyingly deadly projectile you could ever imagine.
why does this baby make me think of some anime i might have seen?
Oh god you are sick.
No you're not lol, what's with the attitude. If anything you have to slave through 2 weeks of trial and pray you mend fences with anyone you've pissed off so far. 1 no vote on your trial = kick, so the first thing I'd recommend you to do is talk with okiN ;).ok, i'm willing to go true the trail period if that's what it takes to join the Nords, i'll be happy to get to know all the new members, you guys probably already know me from TS, you too cooties. if i've pissed anyone off so far, i'm sorry, i just enjoy playing with you guys and to do tournements and stuff alike, like friday night, that's one of the reasons why i want to join you. and i did want to join back then, but like i said, i quit Crpg for some time. but now i'm willing to go true the consequences of that.
We carefully select everyone in the Nords, only those in the beginning during the merge were allowed in without "scrutiny" and since you never truly joined (shame on you for being slack back then :P) you have to go through the trial period.
Jacko is cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-Bwks3u5C0
Exactly, egg freaking zactly.Yeah Serfonz.... so you mean that you're pimp?
Also, they would not let me participate in the tournament cause I'm apparently a useless crossbowman.. But without me its not really a Nord team, its just a bunch of whores.. WHORES.. Especially Siiem.
Now listen here, mister Gnjus, our Serfonz is not that kind of girl!
You'll probably want to ask Pecores about those.
Bitch, learn some history.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paladin
This picture will explain you everything about baby(click to show/hide)
Do not ask where is her second sock :(
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So Serf Onz.....can we meet on TS tonight ? I need to talk to you about something. :wink:
It's xmas time, be a human being and help the poor Greek!
It's xmas time, be a human being and help the poor Greek!
Look at dat detail on cmp's avatar
So I heard Munin makes awesome pics.(click to show/hide)
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It's xmas time, be a human being and help the poor Greek!
http://chn.ge/sCqB8q
Ty!
Nice scores there! I only see 3 on your side with negative K:D, and even they weren't that bad. Did the NA Carebear alliance just bumrush you with semi-naked troops?(click to show/hide)
Nice scores there! I only see 3 on your side with negative K:D, and even they weren't that bad. Did the NA Carebear alliance just bumrush you with semi-naked troops?
Wrong topic :wink:
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Christ I'm so jelly. I want pretty avatar picture too!
Christ I'm so jelly. I want pretty avatar picture too!
If I ever get one I want me stabbing Leed or Oberyn in the head with my spear.
Most fun = Bjord and Serth in the same channel, just listening to those to dribble nonsense into the mic makes my day
Guards being guarded, oh the irony! :rolleyes:
My favourite guy on ts is Corsair/Pietoffel. I usually find british guys the most enjoyable :oops:
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You can all go straight to hell.(I think I should not make offensive answer on this... That's so much cool that I can stop in right moment)
Seems pretty true lately though I've been forced to play with other friends, at least they are true friends!
(I think I should not make offensive answer on this... That's so much cool that I can stop in right moment)
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Now stop shoving it down our throats
He would never
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If you would just stop peeing on the carpet.
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visitors can't see pics , please register or loginWhy do I see a... a... a Arab in the nordmen?!!?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7QZPw04KsLOL.
Happy new year all Nordmen! Drink like only you can! :mrgreen:
Happy New Year guys, hope 2012 would be really sucсessful for everybody in our lovely clan... and for Nordmen in general. Cya in 2012 on EURO championship
Yes bro, we will be seeing eachother in Euro champs. Sweden will eat your limbs :wink:What I've got to answer for Sweedy.... We dont really scare your team, cus It's worst team in group (Also we have 3-colored cocks and few dirty red lions..) Hope YNWA will help us
Happy new year Nordies :)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/4991466.stm
Just saying.
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Linking to football is a bannable offence in my eyes, I'm the only English man who hates the damn game, or at least it seems like it. :p
Linking to football is a bannable offence in my eyes, I'm the only English man who hates the damn game, or at least it seems like it. :p
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Behold mortals and be jelly! Many thanks to Munin for his awesome work xDLol you look like a butcher
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Behold mortals and be jelly! Many thanks to Munin for his awesome work xDDid you start drinking because of your dwarfism or did you stunt your growth by drinking on an early age?
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I would like to Join, NA player here, but I am a Norse, Already sticking with the Nord Theme.http://nordmen.com/forum/index.php (http://nordmen.com/forum/index.php)
xant, okin and munin having some fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIs00QjiJZQ&feature=player_embedded
IT'S ME, A CMP!You are tearing me apart, CMP...... anyway How is your sex life? Thumbs Up Tholgar)
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4 Rooms > The RoomNo It's naht true... It's bullshit... It Is naht!
Ignore him, Nessaj doesn't know anything. Especially when it comes to movies/tv shows. He thinks the Wire is a good series.(click to show/hide)
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heh, always a treat to check this thread :lol:
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NSFW(click to show/hide)
We're not the FCC.
You have awesome avatars :shock:
What I've got to answer for Sweedy.... We dont really scare your team, cus It's worst team in group (Also we have 3-colored cocks and few dirty red lions..) Hope YNWA will help us
Yeah we'll see :)Ok Serfonz, I think you should ban this horrible Sweedy, cus of Football
Is this the thread where all the nerdy kids post random gifs they just found on the internet..?
Is this the thread where all the cool kids post random gifs they just found on the internet..?
When you guys get a kill (its rare I know)
I wasn't there, nor was tommyyy, score doesn't count.
I wasn't there, nor was tommyyy, score doesn't count.Neither was I! :O
I wasn't there, nor was tommyyy, score doesn't count.
Your not good enough to count though. :PShhh, casimir's having head trouble, he should have said "Hardness and tommmyyyyyyyy weren't there."
Hardenskiller arrived in our faction thread..BACK FROM THE DEAD!(click to show/hide)
I don't :mad:(click to show/hide)
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Finally one not off topic post ! Thanks Cooties.... for breaking spam in our hearts(click to show/hide)
I guess we could start talking about actual stuff :P but we have our own forum for that really.NordInvasion? O_o
All Nords should check the forum for the upcoming Nord Event though!
NordInvasion? O_o
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Yeah TsimFuckis ftw:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4&ob=av2e (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4&ob=av2e)
Serfonz such a failure...
Serfonz such a failure...
I bet on Serfonz's shoes that Skrtel will catch Tevez)
+1Do you know, Tor, that Serfonz has some secret shoes fear?.... It makes him even more special.... anyway I guess that we undoubtedly winning this war against poor Bizy..... Lets increase our gif spam for death and Serfonz's shoes
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Physics
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Just posting here to say I love your Nordmen avatars. They are just epic! I guess your avatars are worth ghosting in these forums for 18 hours a day. :mrgreen:
Just posting here to say I love your Nordmen avatars. They are just epic! I guess your avatars are worth ghosting in these forums for 18 hours a day. :mrgreen:
By the time you're eligible to get one you'd want to stay :PMehh, I'll be alternative and not join Nordmen or 22nd.
Mehh, I'll be alternative and not join Nordmen or 22nd.
Mehh, I'll be alternative and not join Nordmen or 22nd.So true :D
Mehh, I'll be alternative and not join Nordmen or 22nd.
Nordmen was never cool (they have cmp and xant) but the SeaRaiders were awesome.So true :)
I joined ARMYOFTHOR, now that's being alternative. :lol:
baws.
ARMYOFTHOR ftw.
Try and read our forum once in a while instead of just spamming it Siiemp.
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Haha, nice Nessaj. Wouldn't mind some of that global warming :lol:(click to show/hide)
im jelly of all your puuurty avatars :cry:
Beautiful. Reminds me a bit of the style from 'The Saga of Biorn' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5w262XvCU)
This is a group of Danish animators' video bachelor project, hereby highly recommended if you haven't seen it before.
Beautiful. Reminds me a bit of the style from 'The Saga of Biorn' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5w262XvCU)
This is a group of Danish animators' video bachelor project, hereby highly recommended if you haven't seen it before.
This was present in the old Sea Raider thread! Epic animation short! Now we should compare the challengers to people in crpg. Like Tor getting owned by Anfield at 1:50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MV5w262XvCU#t=110s)
I feel like Bjorn. I never find any honorable enough fight worthy of going to Valhall no more.
Also Anfield owning Xant @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MV5w262XvCU#t=150sOh lol :D.
selling/trading a brown rus lam cuiriass
How about some Nord e-peen moment?On the down of list....usually lying me.....check out....(click to show/hide)
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Kinda fair fight :D
Am I the only one not using that UI?No, I do use the crappy old one that reminds me of what i am playing :) (also, I dont know where to find that one)
(also, I dont know where to find that one)
To install Stig UI click the LINK (http://www.clay-ba.ru/crpg/swtorgovno.html) and follow the instructions.
Here's the forum thread (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,23460.0.html).
Nord e-peen moments you say? :o(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
Love the drawing Munin! But shouldnt it be Y u harm kittens? :rolleyes:
Snip
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Shoo! Shoo! This is a Nordmen e-peen thread going!(click to show/hide)
You can easily beat the ratio, but the amount will be hard. :lol:
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Beat that kd :evil:
Fair enough :lol:8-)(click to show/hide)
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Beat that kd :evil: ok im gna stop waving around my epeen in your thread now lol
awlpikes doesn't count :P
I'm a fan of infinite kdr tooOh no you didn't just do that! :shock:
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Where is the +1 button when I need it! :D(click to show/hide)
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Good Lord, I have definitely never expected a Nordic thread to be like this!Yeah I didn't make that picture obviously.. But it demonstrates quite well why you are not able to divide by zero.
I believe that's more algebra than calculus..
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wtf that messed up my brainLook at this then (its my screen saver btw):
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I R Back!
Many a good fighter, too bad about their pagan ways!
One day they will convert to chadzianity!
Many a good fighter, too bad about their pagan ways!
One day they will convert to chadzianity!
Pike abuse:I giggle at night, fantazising that something like that will one day happen to Gurnidottir_the_unclean.(click to show/hide)
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Nordic theme ?
I saw a filthy nord shieldman with a spammitar ! It's true !
Nordic theme ?
I saw a filthy nord shieldman with a spammitar ! It's true !
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This gif is rather inaccurate as our solar system is on the outer arm of the milky way.
I got rage very hard when yesterday Iron hide, Tor, Fair , Shemaforash came together in rage ball, some of them wait in spec until they can team up together. Their tactics is great and I was on x1 for more than 40 minutes thanks to them :Dme too, x1 sucks.
Those GIFS are SO FUNNY you Nords should have them as propaganda, screening them 24/7 in all your fiefs....oh wait...
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Templols need a king Henselt to tell them "I forbid you to die like imbeciles" truly a great general would be needed for that.
Templols need a king Henselt to tell them "I forbid you to die like imbeciles" truly a great general would be needed for that.
You're correct, I just really like Henselt :(
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why has this thread gone still, where are our gifs :evil:(click to show/hide)
Siiem never fart.
This how I go to bed
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With your pants on?Tor is insecure like that. ;)
Tor is insecure like that. ;)
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Let me guess, top of the scoreboard. That E-peen. :lol:As always.
Let me guess, top of the scoreboard. That E-peen. :lol:
Last night Tor got a small implementation into strategical spot. Just thought to share this here since I think I captured the moment pretty well regardless of my crappy dx7 :D
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Tor approves, although the angle makes it look smaller 8-)
As always.Yay(click to show/hide)
Interesting how Nords never even get warned let alone muted for posting obscene gifs & pics especially without the spoilers while other honest folks get instantly hammered for much less by the Paladins of cRPG......how convenient. :wink:
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Stop making your presence known, my old friend.
I sense some madness in you Siiem.......is it cold in Norway ?-20..... in the SOUTH! Don't want to KNOW about the northeners!
I'm in the middle and it's about 2+ so shorts and shirt weather.Fucking summer. Wish I was there....
Pfffft. Only the FINNS are true NORTHERNERS.Finland is Winland. How would this be a surprise to anyone?(click to show/hide)
My post was for the benefit of the simpletons among us (Siiem and.. well, just Siiem.)
Pfffft. Only the FINNS are true NORTHERNERS.
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The only benefit that would involve xant is a public hanging. (Of xant, naturally).
Hooray! yellow zone.
Epilepsy spoiler, please.(click to show/hide)
Pfffft. Only the FINNS are true NORTHERNERS.Hell yeah!
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Xant and Siiem:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P1l0FoX6e0
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Xant and Siiem:where is the 1 button when i need it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P1l0FoX6e0
Xant and Siiem::lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P1l0FoX6e0
Xant and Siiem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P1l0FoX6e0
Xant and Siiem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P1l0FoX6e0
Xant and Siiem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P1l0FoX6e0
damn, this madtv is hilarious :lol:Naht really...
this so true 8-)TOR PLZ LISTEN
TOR PLZ LISTEN
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How much. Fucking HOW MUCH! I GIVE YOU ALL MAH LOOMS FOR THAT DAGGER! RAWRAWRAWAWRWA! oh wait. Is it Long or Normal?(click to show/hide)
How much. Fucking HOW MUCH! I GIVE YOU ALL MAH LOOMS FOR THAT DAGGER! RAWRAWRAWAWRWA! oh wait. Is it Long or Normal?
In karasu's case it's never long! :wink:
How much. Fucking HOW MUCH! I GIVE YOU ALL MAH LOOMS FOR THAT DAGGER! RAWRAWRAWAWRWA! oh wait. Is it Long or Normal?
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long ofc :oops: more stab damage than my mw sow lolHeeeey, anther Blueman! Lordly Blue Tunic FTW Squad FOR THE WIN!(click to show/hide)
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So I stopped playing for a while. I just dropped in today and looked on strat and saw all the Nordmen fiefs gone... What happened?My genius plan for world (IRL, btw) domination, phase 2b, happened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxp8qPEwSXM
BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY AGAMEMNON!
BOW!
You stole Georges, bastards... :evil:
Guys, give him a break, it says here today is his birthday: http://nordmen.com/forum/index.php
Congrats on turning 13, Xant!
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That isn't funny, Nessaj. If there was a dislike button, I'd HIT IT
Well, you'd certainly try.
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Executive leader nordmen.com = Serfonz. :lol:
We love you Serf Onz
your youtube recording happened, tor
supbrahumad?
Hemad.
yeiknowrite
Thanks to Cooties, Bagge, and Gurni for showing their support tonight. Hope you guys had a good time!
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Xant, where's your war face?Clicked this link in the related videos and it makes me unable to sleep.
Put on your war face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6vHOR8lzTg#t=0m8s)!
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What is Jarlek doing in our thread?Turning it Blue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYrVwGxlcFA)- You're all too yellow!
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What is Jarlek doing in our thread?
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so much wire
Making it gay.U jelly!
Making it gay.
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We finally get to see Xant's face!nah, Xants prettier
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Damnit Rufio, there is an edit button.
Magnificent video I must say!This, but would've been a lot better with no xant in it
This, but would've been a lot better with no xant in it
I wasn't in the video you GIGANTIC bundle of sticks.
You're like that dumb bully I met today, I was walking out the door and he said "hey my old friend, it ain't Halloween" and he kicked my lipstick to the floor
I wasn't in the video you GIGANTIC bundle of sticks.Well then I can only say: "My sincere condolences" to the guy I mistook for you.
You're like that dumb bully I met today, I was walking out the door and he said "hey my old friend, it ain't Halloween" and he kicked my lipstick to the floorAnd then you got jabbeb in the schlong with a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs?
And then you got jabbeb in the schlong with a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs?
Yes, but not before saying him and his wife are my biggest fans.
"Him and his wife"
Learn to speak English you TREMENDOUS fuckface. It's "he" not "him".
100th page is mine, and no objections. You all know it, dont dare to oppose it, I'll destroy you if you do.Challenge accepted!
100th page is mine, and no objections. You all know it, dont dare to oppose it, I'll destroy you if you do.
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Sorry Bjord, this thread is a my old friend-free environment. May I perhaps recommend the Fallen thread for you? I hear they are most welcoming over there.
Wat the... :shock:(click to show/hide)
busted
XANT
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bandits only fight, they don't need to understand the strategy, eh? :lol:
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That is what happens when someone is led into battle by a retarded, chemically unbalanced person whom probably also have SARS.
And I'm sure he's better-looking then you irl.Being better looking isn't always a good thing for him...
That just proves okiN's point?! Defenders should get 1.5-2 kdr, instead they had like 0.8? Tsk tsk tsk.
Cooties' orders. I can't say no to him, he is my mother.
This discovery will revolutionize warfare as we know it - defending isn't better than attacking!
If only we would have had a BlindGuy a couple thousand years ago.
Ah, I look forward to the collective 0.5 kdr when you get in charge of defending villages!
Brave nordmen caricatures :twisted:
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I dont lead village defences...soz. Last battle I lead was when 1000 wataga attacked our 300 caravan. They managed to escape with 200 men left cause we ran out of time to kill them all. I think we lost about 100 men....Tomorrow morning I will lead my attack against more Wataga scum who thought they could try and bargain with me. Dont get me wrong, I like their strat RP etc. and Im not insulting them, but I dont negotiate with terrorists.
Great work Munin, what tablet are using if You don't mind asking?
Please Okin let blindGuy have his moment of glory even if they are only in his memory ;)
Ty for comment, also i dont use tablets. Just scan the sketch i make up and colour it with Gimp2 :P
Sun Tzu
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nice, what movie is that? :P+1
Repost, ban he.shush, tk'er :P
(On a serious side, unbalanced tag on morningstar sucks. I don't see an unbalanced Bec de OP, OPMace, GoedengOP)
(On a serious side, unbalanced tag on morningstar sucks. I don't see an unbalanced Bec de OP, OPMace, GoedengOP)Because they are not weapons with a fistsized metal ball on the end.
God, it's so easy to light the troll fire in this community. :lol:
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lol dongs
If i posted something like that (even with spoilers) I'd get hammered by the mighty paladins of this forum.
Bad Opium, you know better than that. Just because it's not pornographic doesn't mean it's work-safe.
It's hard being a Gnjus.
REPOSTXant your avatar is full of win :lol:
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If i posted something like that (even with spoilers) I'd get hammered by the mighty paladins of this forum.
2nd gif: .... That's how my typical day is going on)(click to show/hide)
Nords are you listening? theyll nerf your helmet °O°
Nerfing the gjermundbu was my idea, its current stats are stupid. :oNou mah new helmyt! It's perfect now and some people actually use it instead of nordic warlord helmet :(
╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗Okai
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who dont need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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Well, the sheep are clearly terrified by the umbrella, so I guess that works.
Hahaha that sheep gif is hilarious.
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So badass, but... winged helmets :shock:Reminds me of Asterix & Obelix every time :D
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:PAndswaru is back, It's so lovely...I've been missing you) Now I'm gonna be really active
TS rights?
Nop, only scars.
Any of you guys have nordic themed tatoos?
I suck at StarCraft II and it makes me sad. :|
I hear you..
:?
i agree!I deny....
JOIN DIAMOND SWORD TODAYuuuh
We should have some matches! :D
٩(●̮̮̃)۶ (-̮̮̃)۶ ٩(̃-̮̮̃-)۶ ٩(̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃)۶ (-̮̮̃)۶ ٩(̃-̮̮̃-)۶ ٩(̮̮̃-̃)۶
This is better :D (couldn't find a gif though..)(click to show/hide)
Tornado? :O(click to show/hide)
send me a pm then you my old friend
What's your username?! I'm moving atm, got no internets at my apartment yet but in a few days I will show you the light.
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Hail Bjordmen, I thank Tor! for his fashionable feedback on my fashionable gear.AND PROUD
Xant is gay.
STOP REPOSTING! :evil:
Scary is hell
First Lottery Lördag now this.. wtf? Life is so unfair, the biggest dick of all wins everything?!
You niggas like dubstep?
http://youtu.be/z3HBhQpQWS0 (http://youtu.be/z3HBhQpQWS0)
I R BACK!
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visitors can't see pics , please register or loginomg, what awsome movie is this? :lol:
What's this from?
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Sauce?
Meatballs
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Ricky Gervais show omg just omghehe yeah, Karl's diary :lol:
I am the greatest.
You play Tribes too okiNator?
Shazbot!
no its not:|
:|Shazbot!(click to show/hide)
I just started. I had it during beta but never got around to playing. Gotta learn how to go fast!
Did you really need a video to tell you how to to ski Xant, tsk tsk.That's just us Norwegians :P
I thought most northern people were born this way:
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Finns are known to be better at skiing than Norwegians.Our sea of Gold medals beg to differ.
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http://www.sembeo.com/media/Matrix.swf (http://www.sembeo.com/media/Matrix.swf)
Not having beard is only acceptable if you have cool a moustache or an interesting nose.
http://www.incredibox.com/en/#/application (http://www.incredibox.com/en/#/application)
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Good job, men! After a long struggle, the enemy has been truly crushed!
nice graphics imo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnPNr9yquuc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnPNr9yquuc)is it weird if i have a boner?
So who's gonna play Diablo 3 hardcore with me when its released?
Not having beard is only acceptable if you have cool a moustache or an interesting nose.It's historically accurate for some Medieval periods. Also, I have an interesting mouth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5Hp8SA1izgBeautiful, and with great strength.
Also, I have an interesting mouth.Now you got me interested, pics or didn't happen! :P
It's historically accurate for some Medieval periods. Also, I have an interesting mouth.
Now you got me interested, pics or didn't happen! :P
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Surely coming back to cRPG from Tribes must feel slow as shit.
Surely coming back to cRPG from Tribes must feel slow as shit.
lololol that was awzm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_xdftOspA
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Why art thou raiding?
Go and attack it. Or have you got no balls between your legs?
You're behaving like little girls. Should rename your clan to "Nerdgals" instead of "Nerdmen".
Pf. And I thought you have honour. :O
Looks like even Watagar got more of it then you.
CotgS_Niemad
You are pussying out because you are scared to lose against 700 troops with your 1000.
Well we did used to be called Searaiders, I see raiding, raping and looting as part of our nature.Its a desert, you moron. no sea around here.
We are very scared of CotgS, Niemand in particular. With his stellar performance in battles we would surely lose.EU_cRPG_3 Siege 30.10.2011 23:08 Crusader Alliancea:1244s:531k:713 Iqbayla:503no survivors 255:13
CotgS_Niemand 3 45
CotgS_Niemand 14 43
CotgS_Niemadstfu and stop adding zeros to your factions database-entries. :O
Its a desert, you moron. no sea around here.You have to make do with what you have. :P
You have to make do with what you have. :PPlus, it shows how far inland were able to raid!
And I gotta say I got better the last battles. at least a bit.
And yah. Exactly. I did not prepare a proper defense... If you would siege the village like the men you want to be, you would see a proper defense.
But now you will face a waste of gear. You will have to loot practice-shields when you win. But no worries, I got enough for your whole army. :D
CotgS_NiemadIt is known (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foqUPiwMiOM)
Plus, it shows how far inland were able to raid!It just shows that you got not enough balls to fight the russians and whatever that are up in the north at the sea. :D
Oh, you mean when we threw all the cheapest, most worthless shit we'd found on the wayside at you, and still wiped out your armies? You had a slightly less dismal score when you were fighting almost-naked peasants? Congratulations. :lol:Yah. the worthless shit. like a weaponrack and around 5 siege-shields... that greys put on the last time. And nah. The armour is not the problem. I am an archer. I got better the last few battles because I hit some enemies and didnt waste arrows on farns and grasses so much. :D
Then again, that's what you've always been -- you run your mouth on the forums at anyone who'll listen, but everyone knows you're just a useless punk with a no-account clan. Talking shit is all you can ever do. :PEveryone has his skills. But not everybody has the balls to show them. As we can see here. ;)
Everyone has his skills. But not everybody has the balls to show them.What if one's skill is invisibility?
I am an archer.
CotgS_Niemand 3 45
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Get out of our thread already, got no interest in whiny little weaklings like you.
I dont know what you hope to achieve Niemand. Or, well if you are trying to make a fool of yourself, then I can understand. :rolleyes:
You words no make sense. learn a language. :(
lekker bezig niemand, je een beetje gedragen als een debieltje
Niemand always makes us germans look so stupid. =(HRG are doing quite well at that themselves, most of the time. no help needed from my side. :D
lekker bezig niemand, je een beetje gedragen als een debieltjehey pussy :P ben je te bang om mijn uit te schelden in het duits?
Niemand arrives to le thread:Weren. I like that guy, hes funny. So its very nice of you that you say he represents me. :D(click to show/hide)
Thank you for the equipment, I'm sure we'll put it to good use. :)no problem. how many practice shields you got? 300? :D
I dunno, I was too busy admiring the hundreds of MW armours and weapons we got to count those.You know, posting the full looted list just to gloat would be delightfully evil of you.
Nordmen simply are a disappointment.
I dunno, I was too busy admiring the hundreds of MW armours and weapons we got to count those.nah. when we think about the fact that we wasted lots of them and you only get a percentage you shouldve got maybe 50 armours. weapons... far less. we only had lots of shit.
CotgS on the other hand are not. Everyone already knew you guys can't organize a defence or use your brain.Why should we give you a good fight or our equipment when you're behave like shit? Youre not worth the efforts, I actually enjoy trolling you this way. :D
nah. when we think about the fact that we wasted lots of them and you only get a percentage you shouldve got maybe 50 armours. weapons... far less. we only had lots of shit.
So... you got lots of scythes and lots of training-shields. maybe some construction-materials and a few bows. I took most of the good stuff with me. like 300 MW Transitional Heraldic Mails. :D
Still, it's no big deal, since the Wolves were kind enough to donate 400 full sets.
Dom playing mindtricks on us again :rolleyes:
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<18:02:21> "my old friend_Tuetensuppe_okin_i_see_you":
its mostly fun mate...its fun > the whole game is about fun...
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i know you guys are fighting like kids and sometimes insulting each other
but I hope you will treat me like an old mate.
Gurni, i give you my virtual love-magnet, may it come from all corners and overwhelm you with joy:
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yes i am black tor
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dude how can use this shit as profile pic? help me :oops:
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trick question: cats?
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visitors can't see pics , please register or loginI'd like to get the story behind that one.
I'd like to get the story behind that one.
From what I remember its a guy with down syndrome with his carer and he randomly decides to kick that kid (my guess is he thought he was trying to cut in line) and the kids dad ofc is pissed.
Im taking over Nord, you shall now listen to my commands.
Well, we've been listening, but there have been no commands. Therefore:oh, i waited for a response on my claim of the throne :(
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Oh, it is you claiming to spam our thread. Stop killing me!Okay young one, ill stop :(
You attacked our caravan without any warning or declaration of war. What does it mean? Is it some kind of mistake or what? Please, explain your actions
BIA_Slepoy.
You attacked our caravan without any warning or declaration of war. What does it mean? Is it some kind of mistake or what? Please, explain your actions
BIA_Slepoy.
Dear Nordmen
ive been attacked so i need your help here
http://www.c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3190
thanks u Panος
I'll help you, lord PanocWhy would you?
Why would you?
Why would you?
beer is an enemy combatant. bagge, you traitor!
Just leaving this here ^^nice sister you got there, Odinson :P(click to show/hide)
nice sister you got there, Odinson :Poh wait what... noo! why did you say that?! :DD
beer is an enemy combatant. bagge, you traitor!
Need more cannon fodder in DayZ (http://nordmen.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=681), DL and join already.
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(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx5Sc3vWefE)
Click to be enlightened.
Need more cannon fodder in DayZ (http://nordmen.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=681), DL and join already.
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(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx5Sc3vWefE)
Click to be enlightened.
oh wait what... noo! why did you say that?! :DDbecause u should not have her, i should :mrgreen:
+1
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Wtf.....
Wow, where did you find this old thing, I was looking all over for it just the other day?(click to show/hide)
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Click on the goddam picture!
Wow, where did you find this old thing, I was looking all over for it just the other day?
Yeah why? It's crap and fucking gay.as in jolly? :P
as in jolly? :P
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hahaha!Fail'd suicide attempt. I think that driver's reaction might work better than any therapy session ever :D.
http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/uit-den-ouden-doosch-do-the-tantrum-11464 (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/uit-den-ouden-doosch-do-the-tantrum-11464)
fuck the police gotta keep this thread bumped.
I assume this is the official GIF thread?
Bloody hell you're slow!
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You're no gentleman.
Guys! Where the hell are your siege-players?
I barely see more than 2 Nords on Siege lately. Just fighting GO or DRZ :(
Being attacker on siege is zzzzz, replace siege with Conquest Mode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo)
Funniest zhit ever.
Definitely funniest zhit ever.
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Definitely funniest zhit ever.
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Does the horn get right up into the chin or am i seeing wrong?
Greetings, Nords. What does a south-eastern european male who roleplays a nordic warrior lady has to do to join the Nords? I am at my 6th gen atm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvtIbPWAwjQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvtIbPWAwjQ)
Tor talking dirty
17:16 - Tor: did you know
17:16 - Tor: my forearms
17:16 - Tor: are rock hard now
I did not attack you cuz I got no business with you. I got a higher goal than fighting for a pile of sand with some ballless fisheaters. But noes, Gay Order attacked us, so we attacked them. And now the Nerdwomen come and siege us instead of taking the village seriously? Indeed, I got no balls.
I have no interest in your Fiefs. I only need one to prepare for my masterplan... if my plan succeeded I would not even be interested in the village anymore.
PS: First you set up a raid. Then it turned into a siege. And now its back to raid again...? When it said "Siege" in the list, I really was looking forward to have a serious and entertaining fight with you guys. No I am not mad. I am disappointed.
PPS: No manipulation intended, its too late for you to change the kind of the battle anyways. I am just stating the truth. You cant handle it, so you are trying to troll me. But... open your eyes. look at it. You are pussying out because you are scared to lose against 700 troops with your 1000.
Pah. "Nordmen"... you're indeed a bunch of little girls. You do not deserve to be called men. and your chars should switch gender to female. Would fit best. :D
Am I the only one getting tired of Svitjodvarg's retarded chocolate chip cookie nordic supremacy bullshit? Seriously, want me to make a collage of all the stupid shit he's said on the forums on that subject? It's worse than the brain-washed turks.
Am I the only one getting tired of Svitjodvarg's retarded chocolate chip cookie nordic supremacy bullshit? Seriously, want me to make a collage of all the stupid shit he's said on the forums on that subject? It's worse than the brain-washed turks. Fucking Fritz Lenz disciple.Theres a part of his shit for start
Meh, koska milloin rohkea valloittajat muuttuu hurskas Paladins ..... :twisted:
Am I the only one getting tired of Svitjodvarg's retarded chocolate chip cookie nordic supremacy bullshit? Seriously, want me to make a collage of all the stupid shit he's said on the forums on that subject? It's worse than the brain-washed turks. Fucking Fritz Lenz disciple.
We are the most Scandinavians, we're the strongest, the most manly, the most sexy, the most awesome, and we're the best at anything we try our hands at. Now go play somewhere else, because this is all Nords baby 8-)
seems to be more finns than scandinavians put together.
seems to be more finns than scandinavians put together.Yes, which just proves the point. Finns are the super scandinavians. The vanguard, the first and last line of defense.
There are even more danes than finns, so your observational skills are pretty bad :lol:
I am confuse.
Also new poll cause that one has been there forever.
btw chocolate chip cookies don't exist anymoreFail
people with green eyes are believed to be the real nordic descendants true story
Yes, which just proves the point. Finns are the super scandinavians. The vanguard, the first and last line of defense.
Okin, you must include the most fashionable and beautiful of them all in poll, Tor & Tori. And maybe Weren too!
Finland is not part of Scandinavia.
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Who am I?Tor? Identity crisis much?
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Mario if it was on xbox?(click to show/hide)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhYXNwvcl6A&feature=youtu.be
A must watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhYXNwvcl6A&feature=youtu.be
A must watch.
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Some people have no clue how the world works. :lol:
Considering this is a female not knowing how an oven works it's even worse.
http://forum.donanimhaber.com/m_54722730/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm
Guys if u check,there are too many GİF image from turkish forum. :)
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Damn, thats even in a kitchen... And she doesnt know how it works.... pff she is useless.
çok sakat var
Hi all !!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Serfonz Tip 34 # How wake up good!-1 cause i fell a sleep after the 2nd time xD
Go to your favouritist browser and copy paste this URL moments after waking up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwEGV5ZiauU#t=0m34s
Listen to whole song at least 20 times, you are now waked up good.
Serfonz Tip 34 # How wake up good!
Go to your favouritist browser and copy paste this URL moments after waking up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwEGV5ZiauU#t=0m34s
Listen to whole song at least 20 times, you are now waked up good.
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Life is short, sons of north (http://youtu.be/YaqqsTVuCnI?t=2m18s)
FINLAND!
Though I'm sceptical was that a threat or just a link to good song.
Not a threat XD
I just think any true nord should listen trough the: From afarm album of Ensiferum :D
My personal favourite song (http://youtu.be/ad6FBb4lZIE?t=29s)
I just think any true nord should listen trough the: From afarm album of Ensiferum :D
Not a threat XDEnsiferum is maybe the worst pagan/folk metal band in Finland :|
I just think any true nord should listen trough the: From afarm album of Ensiferum :D
My personal favourite song (http://youtu.be/ad6FBb4lZIE?t=29s)
That's why it's not good anymore
That's why it's not good anymore
As a Finn I have obsessions, one of them is to beat Sweden in everything.
Nightwish was never good. :PWhile I agree that they were never good, they were never BAD either. Ok, I would say.
*snip*You don't like violin? You're dead to me. :P
You don't like violin? You're dead to me. :PFiddle4lyfe!
You don't like violin? You're dead to me. :P
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginBest thing to come out of Finland -- no, scratch that, the UNIVERSE -- ever.(click to show/hide)
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Triple post
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Is this Plitvica?
you seem to be an expert(click to show/hide)
Yeah, Plitvice, good spot.(click to show/hide)
Probably the most lovely thing that exists in Croatia :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYmADPVEqU4&feature=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UauwoG2o0FE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UauwoG2o0FE)
Probably the most lovely thing that exists in Croatia :P
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Ahh, fullcontact the best sport that exist. I can remember the fighters :D Last year i got almost defeated but, nice fighters!
Is anyone in your clan doing reenactment?
:rolleyes:
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Ahh, fullcontact the best sport that exist. I can remember the fighters :D Last year i got almost defeated but, nice fighters!
Is anyone in your clan doing reenactment?
That's gay, to kill someone you should poke them.I know, but I always forget which end to do it with :(
Say to the reenactors in your clan they should apply for that:
http://www.mysite1952.co.uk/azincourt2015/index.html
More than 20.000 allready applied. But becarefull! do NOT participe if you have only padded armour. Because of the saftey limit for the bows/arrows, actually they penetrate light armour.And its Fullcontact only!
I hope i see your fighters in 3 years on the battlefield!
So long no see... Been too busy for the cRPG for quiet awhile... Hows it going guys? :)FOR THE GOD SAKE! Here is Tholgar...damn I love you so much as other clan members love me) Everything is just fine Strat cRPG. We where missing for your risky stuff( Like Andswaru says) and Come back home my dear!
So long no see... Been too busy for the cRPG for quiet awhile... Hows it going guys? :)
So long no see... Been too busy for the cRPG for quiet awhile... Hows it going guys? :)
So long no see... Been too busy for the cRPG for quiet awhile... Hows it going guys? :)
I'm sceptical about the new bannerYep me too) Anyway I keep thinking that the last SeaRaiders banner the best, and VRN banner was nice too. Would be great remember our origins and get back to it: Like banner with VRN emblem and blue background colour.
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we are now anfieldr , stop living in the past
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I deleted the post.How would you possibly be able to?! :rolleyes: