[Nord] The Nordmen (Recruiting EU by invite only)

[Tor!]

Get out of our thread already, got no interest in whiny little weaklings like you.

[Xant]

We are very scared of CotgS, Niemand in particular. With his stellar performance in battles we would surely lose.


  CotgS_Niemand   3   45
  CotgS_Niemand   14   43

We have studied these statistics carefully and decided that despite winning our previous battles when attacking villages even when we had less troops (and managing 1800k/1400d stats against Samarra), we couldn't possibly hope to stand against the might of Niemand. Our superior numbers would be nothing compared to his mad skillz, therefore we have stooped so low as to use a game mechanic like it's supposed to be used. For shame. What's next, will we raid some caravans even though it would be good sport to let them get to their destination so they could fuel the war effort of our enemies in the future, thus ensuring good battles? Forsooth, I must admit that Nordmen doing something as lowly as that would break my heart.

[okiN]

Hahaha, Niemand, you shouldn't blame us just because you're too incompetent to put up a proper defence.

[Weren]

Well we did used to be called Searaiders, I see raiding, raping and looting as part of our nature.

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CotgS_Niemad

[Bjord]

CotgS_Niemad

[Gurnisson]

You are pussying out because you are scared to lose against 700 troops with your 1000.

Nice joke, Niemad

[Niemand]

Well we did used to be called Searaiders, I see raiding, raping and looting as part of our nature.

Its a desert, you moron. no sea around here.

We are very scared of CotgS, Niemand in particular. With his stellar performance in battles we would surely lose.


  CotgS_Niemand   3   45
  CotgS_Niemand   14   43

EU_cRPG_3   Siege   30.10.2011 23:08   Crusader Alliancea:1244s:531k:713   Iqbayla:503no survivors   255:13

Indeed. You are scared of my true skills. Guys... I don't care about my K:D. I am playing this game for the fun of being with my clan. And even once in a while my stats turn out to be good. Not against Druzhinian Aimbot-Archers of course. J4yI: you can't hit me on this one.
And I gotta say I got better the last battles. at least a bit.

CotgS_Niemad

stfu and stop adding zeros to your factions database-entries. :O
And stop crashing the crpg-site all the time when we have a battle.

Btw: You should talk to the NA-people, afaik they have more annoying names for me.


And yah. Exactly. I did not prepare a proper defense... If you would siege the village like the men you want to be, you would see a proper defense.
But now you will face a waste of gear. You will have to loot practice-shields when you win. But no worries, I got enough for your whole army.

[Weren]

Its a desert, you moron. no sea around here.

You have to make do with what you have. 

[Moncho]

You have to make do with what you have. 

Plus, it shows how far inland were able to raid!

[okiN]

And I gotta say I got better the last battles. at least a bit.

Oh, you mean when we threw all the cheapest, most worthless shit we'd found on the wayside at you, and still wiped out your armies? You had a slightly less dismal score when you were fighting almost-naked peasants? Congratulations.

And yah. Exactly. I did not prepare a proper defense... If you would siege the village like the men you want to be, you would see a proper defense.
But now you will face a waste of gear. You will have to loot practice-shields when you win. But no worries, I got enough for your whole army.

This is just priceless, really. Here you are, crying like a little bitch for all the world to see, but you're calling us unmanly because we're taking advantage of your stupidity. A true jester.

Then again, that's what you've always been -- you run your mouth on the forums at anyone who'll listen, but everyone knows you're just a useless punk with a no-account clan. Talking shit is all you can ever do.

[Son Of Odin]

CotgS_Niemad

It is known

[Niemand]

Plus, it shows how far inland were able to raid!

It just shows that you got not enough balls to fight the russians and whatever that are up in the north at the sea.

Oh, you mean when we threw all the cheapest, most worthless shit we'd found on the wayside at you, and still wiped out your armies? You had a slightly less dismal score when you were fighting almost-naked peasants? Congratulations.

Yah. the worthless shit. like a weaponrack and around 5 siege-shields... that greys put on the last time. And nah. The armour is not the problem. I am an archer. I got better the last few battles because I hit some enemies and didnt waste arrows on farns and grasses so much.

Then again, that's what you've always been -- you run your mouth on the forums at anyone who'll listen, but everyone knows you're just a useless punk with a no-account clan. Talking shit is all you can ever do.

Everyone has his skills. But not everybody has the balls to show them. As we can see here. ;)
Talking shit could bring me to wealth and might. I could go into politricks with that. But hey. Nice to know that youre one of those heads in the crowd that listens to my bullshit. ;)

And dont call me punk, bitch, my dreads aren't dyed. yet. Also: The music I listen to is far more complicated then this punkrockshit.

And since I dunno what you mean with "no-account clan"... well... this offense was not worth the effort. You want to explain it to me? Or try it again?

And yes. The world knows now that my "skills" suck. But I can always train. But what will you do with your missing balls? Yah... there is plastic surgery... but that wont give you something that works properly.

Fact is: You can't handle the truth.

[Weren]

Everyone has his skills. But not everybody has the balls to show them.

What if one's skill is invisibility?

[Niemand]

Touché!

I just found something for you.
Strategus-Colours: Nerd = blue. CotgS = green.