Guards being guarded, oh the irony!
I got teamswitched and their team was losing until I joined. (Sounds more arrogant than it is, I don't mean that they started winning because of me.) They did the smart thing and kept me alive! ;) It's the right thing for the team and besides, you know full well that i'm the Guard that needs the most guarding... I preform better when I have skilled companions watching my back.
Besides that, since when was I any good at guarding anything? That's what the rest of them do, because there about 400 times better at it than I am, i'm just the pretty face of the Guild. (Not even good at that!)