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Who is the most attractive woman and/or feminine male in the cRPG community?

Trippin; the Adonis of the cRPG community.
Balton; with his washboard fat rolls positioned to look like muscle.
Gorath; the merciless wife beater in which stems from his sexual inadequacy issues.
chadz; the guy who thinks that Trippin is funny.
Draedan; the attention seeking autist of whom is sad that no one cares that he is playing the game again.
1slander; the guy who wishes that he was a sexy woman, like Trippin.
Goretooth_ATS; the 600lb glutton of whom grinds 23 hours a day in order to get more heirlooms on his +23 bec de corbin.

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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2011, 06:15:49 am »
Nah fake....
You're the bro that rick roll'd me :shock:
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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2011, 06:29:13 am »
I'm a gamer guy ask me anything. I eat doritos while melee spamming and fart.

You are a slob, that's totally something different.

i might be wrong here, but if u loose ur virginity as a 14 year old kid i would say ur either a Whore or a eager teenager that fucks old men/ladies!?

Rape?

So, there is this guy Balton... He iz SOOO great looking. DId you see his pictures???

So from Girl to a guy who wants another guy... What should I do to get his attention?

Act gayer than that something like....
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afaiu he likes that kind of stuff.
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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2011, 07:33:03 am »
So, there is this guy Balton... He iz SOOO great looking. DId you see his pictures???

So from Girl to a guy who wants another guy... What should I do to get his attention?

My fans spreading my name wherever they go, life is good. I was actually informed that I was mentioned in this thread in-game, pretty cool.

And Gorath: It only works like that if you are unattractive.
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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2011, 09:57:02 am »
The typical kinds of questions you get from autistic 14 year old virgin retards. You dig?
Funny how you expect that, don't get it, and now actively request it. Are you familiar with the phrase 'attention whore'?
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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2011, 01:48:50 pm »
What is with this hair all over my bodey?  :shock:

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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2011, 02:06:16 pm »
What is with this hair all over my bodey?  :shock:

It is there so you can knot a carpet for our castle.
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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2011, 02:10:59 pm »
Oh.. my Sir.. I will continue working..  :shock: *cries tears of pure pride while making a carpet out of his pubic hair*

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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2011, 03:16:36 pm »
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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2011, 03:22:21 pm »
Gorath.. I remember that line from the jungle cruise in Disneyland many years ago, well played!



EDIT: Kesh is a fully grown man, heard his voice

Nuh uh, Kesh is a very manly young 16 year old girl.
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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2011, 03:43:29 pm »
You are a slob, that's totally something different.

Rape?

Act gayer than that something like....
(click to show/hide)
afaiu he likes that kind of stuff.
strange that you have all those pictures...
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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2011, 04:04:24 pm »
Balton just so your aware. Check out the persons Profile that acctually posted that post about you. I think you have a guy admirer. Haha.... :twisted:
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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2011, 04:08:22 pm »
Balton's the new Beiber. Except he for one doesn't try to imitate a singer.
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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2011, 04:10:13 pm »
Balton just so your aware. Check out the persons Profile that acctually posted that post about you. I think you have a guy admirer. Haha.... :twisted:

Since you can't figure out the difference between your and you're i want to make something clear: Thank you Captain Obvious!
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Re: Ask a girl anything
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2011, 04:21:46 pm »
If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a b i t c h.

If a guy sleeps with a lot of girls he is a king.

Think about it.