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Title: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Duster on April 09, 2016, 09:55:24 pm
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W A R



The Northern Empire does now officially declare war on BRD, for the following offenses against the Emperor:


-Taking the southern resort villages of Mijayet and Habba and using them as landfills
-Snaking their way into the ownership of Castles Durrin and Jamyyed
-Stealing my village of Nova Amere and sodomizing all of my personal sodomy horses
-Most importantly, posting rude and untrue things about us on the forums.



Good luck, scumbags


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Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: mcdeath on April 09, 2016, 10:07:24 pm
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Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Noodlenrice on April 10, 2016, 12:48:55 am
rawr?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Malaclypse on April 10, 2016, 12:55:56 am
will consequences ever be the same?!
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Keshian on April 10, 2016, 01:03:11 am
Thank you for the pretty declaration!  Little slow, but that's okay - free afk village i guess.  This should be good fight looking forward to it!  You have more members, more fiefs, more troops, unlimited gold from 9000 crate caravans using DRZ S&D with no tax - basically the way FCC loves it!  Underdogs, against the odds!  Will we fuck up the Northern Empire again (Strat 2) even with all the odds stacked in their favors!  Can't wait to find out!  :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :D :D

Really do love being the underdogs facing insurmountable odds that only brilliant tactics and great teamplay can overcome!  Considering we only own castles and cities now this will be a fun fight for NA!

P.S. Please don't sit on fiefs, ignoring primetime, then attacking middle of next day - this mod too dead to have good fights midday for anyone, most of us have work or school.  Be kind to the community and attack at actual decent times.  I ABSOLUTELY PROMISE none of of our castles will run away (though I hear Tulga is a bit of a tramp, so be careful).
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Novamere on April 10, 2016, 01:28:59 am
O SHIT SON ITS GETTING REAL NOW

BRD
vs
Occitan

VERSION 2.0
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: mcdeath on April 10, 2016, 01:31:49 am
P.S. Please don't sit on fiefs, ignoring primetime, then attacking middle of next day - this mod too dead to have good fights midday for anyone, most of us have work or school.  Be kind to the community and attack at actual decent times.  I ABSOLUTELY PROMISE none of of our castles will run away (though I hear Tulga is a bit of a tramp, so be careful).

I'm not going to go off onto a huge thing about it but the village battle earlier today wasn't geared and today is Saturday. I could understand not attacking early on the weekdays because that's a dick move but on the weekend I personally prefer a battle to be at an earlier time so I can do something at night like a fucking normie. But really its just a game and most people play games for fun.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Oreo on April 10, 2016, 04:55:25 am
guys can we hold off the war for a few days

i have a kidney stone

edit: thanks in advance
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Novamere on April 10, 2016, 05:01:26 am
guys can we hold off the war for a few days

i have a kidney stone

edit: thanks in advance

Shit bro i have always wondered what its like do u care to explain?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Oreo on April 10, 2016, 05:02:46 am
pain my man, pain
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Novamere on April 10, 2016, 05:05:32 am
pain my man, pain

Shit i bet what they given u for that? Some painkillers?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Oreo on April 10, 2016, 05:09:20 am
they didnt give me jack shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

but yeah, my dad had one one time.. had to put him on an IV and give him morphine lol
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Bronto on April 10, 2016, 05:11:21 am
Should've demanded percacets. Best week ever!
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Dynamics_BRD on April 10, 2016, 05:26:49 am
guys can we hold off the war for a few days

i have a kidney stone

edit: thanks in advance
Any idea how you got the Kidney stone in the first place? My mom thinks I'll get one by not drinking enough fluids.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: BaleOhay on April 10, 2016, 06:05:33 am
oddly attacked twice before the declaration and none after. Is the war over already? Were those attacks arowaine's premature attackulation?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Westwood on April 10, 2016, 06:14:04 am
Any idea how you got the Kidney stone in the first place? My mom thinks I'll get one by not drinking enough fluids.
That's exactly how you get kidney stones

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Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 10, 2016, 06:21:06 am
Any idea how you got the Kidney stone in the first place? My mom thinks I'll get one by not drinking enough fluids.

No matter what you hear, it ISN'T gonna be the Mountain Dew ™ doing it to you.

If anything, that H2O shit is gonna be the culprit.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: arowaine on April 10, 2016, 09:45:06 am
oddly attacked twice before the declaration and none after. Is the war over already? Were those attacks arowaine's premature attackulation?

you guys don't even bother defending village why attacking castle with fully duped gear ??? i expected more from you but apparantly you still need to learn strategus skill level lisent up to kesh maybe one day you will finnaly get good at it :)
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Bobthehero on April 10, 2016, 11:07:52 am
Oh, the North American French are back at it, uh.

Hide the poutine and they'll surrender fairly quickly.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Taser on April 10, 2016, 02:56:57 pm
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Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: BaleOhay on April 10, 2016, 03:26:57 pm
you guys don't even bother defending village why attacking castle with fully duped gear ??? i expected more from you but apparantly you still need to learn strategus skill level lisent up to kesh maybe one day you will finnaly get good at it :)



You have taken two pointless fiefs, congrats. Even beginners know at this stage, defending bad fiefs is bad strategy. You started this war, do not try and turtle before you even try to do something significant!

Keeping with the premature attackulation analogy, you had two tiny thrusts and it is all over? I feel terrible for the french Canadian women! I imagine that is why bobthehero joined us.... he did not want to be connected to your flaccid attempts to do something in this game.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: arowaine on April 10, 2016, 05:13:50 pm


You have taken two pointless fiefs, congrats. Even beginners know at this stage, defending bad fiefs is bad strategy. You started this war, do not try and turtle before you even try to do something significant!

Keeping with the premature attackulation analogy, you had two tiny thrusts and it is all over? I feel terrible for the french Canadian women! I imagine that is why bobthehero joined us.... he did not want to be connected to your flaccid attempts to do something in this game.


nha he just don't like the taste of the poutine and he is probably muslim too
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Keshian on April 10, 2016, 06:00:27 pm
Don't worry Bale.  Their inability to satisfy women is more than made up for their hoarding of massive quantities of fake internetz gold from all the massive selling of goods in UIF lands for free.  Who needs women, or balls, or plate armies when you can do this:


P.S. But yeah I remember FCC attacking Northern Empire with less than 1/5th their troops, far cheaper gear and less money, and kicking their ass - understandable a new Northern Empire with more than 2x our gold, 2x our troops, 4x our fiefs, and many more members would be terrified of attacking us.  Even without Huey charging head-on from behind.  They would need to be at least 10x more to feel confident enough to attack.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 10, 2016, 06:48:34 pm
everyone can believe what i say below because i have no stake in this bullshit ass moron dick-jerking game at this point, i consider any participation i have now autistic hipster irony:

i read like a few posts in this thread but couldnt read most because the autism level was off. the. fucking. charts.

anyway

BRD are talking like super mad shit, and i figured maybe they were right because they were so certain and like aggressive autistic style posting

then i look at the map and theyre just camping in like 4 castles/cities lol

this game is such a big green thin gruel steaming stream of shit jesus
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Keshian on April 10, 2016, 07:14:18 pm
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Lol, very impartial, sure.  The fact that you call this the autistic thread (actually pretty tame stuff) with the acre and despotates war ones right there with racism and accusations of duping, but focus on this one as autistic involving a former gobblin member faction kind of discredits any attempt at impartiality.  Go back to Skyrim already!  The dragons are massing!

P.S. Also if you dont want to attack castles - don't attack a faction with more castles than villages!
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: BaleOhay on April 10, 2016, 07:38:14 pm
amazingly impartial! I can not imagine a more unbiased response.

With that said, perhaps they should not have declared war on us if all they wanted to do was play defense...

I will SMITE YOU.... but could you maybe attack us? because well, all we know how to do is turtle.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Novamere on April 10, 2016, 07:52:38 pm
I hope you guys bring NA some great battles as it has been rather dry lately and neither of you are "Bad Guys" so rosters should be pretty fair and all should be good!
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 10, 2016, 09:21:33 pm
Did some one put something in the cRPG water?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Westwood on April 10, 2016, 09:34:50 pm
neither of you are "Bad Guys" so rosters should be pretty fair and all should be good!
Stop you're ruining Kesh's victim complex. Surely FCC will have significant merc shortages throughout the war.

Really though it hasn't been even 24 hours since the initial post yet. Faction A is not in any way obligated to wage their war in a way that Faction B finds suitable.

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The best defense is a good offense.

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Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 10, 2016, 10:07:22 pm
O SHIT SON ITS GETTING REAL NOW

BRD
vs
Occitan

VERSION 2.0

It is more like 5.0 at this point :P
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: arowaine on April 10, 2016, 10:40:34 pm
It is more like 5.0 at this point :P

correction 6.0 :D
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: BaleOhay on April 10, 2016, 10:47:33 pm
maybe you will actually win this one?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Keshian on April 10, 2016, 10:49:30 pm
No, Gmno right.  Strat 1 we were 6 man faction and you didn't even exist (hadn't yet joined our crpg faction).  So if this is 6th strat, 5th time.

Also, good one Bale!

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Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Dynamics_BRD on April 10, 2016, 10:50:12 pm
maybe you will actually win this one?
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Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Duster on April 10, 2016, 10:56:44 pm
Jesus christ you can't make a thread involving BRD without them shitting it up
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Artyem on April 10, 2016, 11:23:39 pm
Jesus christ you can't make a thread involving BRD without them shitting it up

you can't make any thread without them shitting it up
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Keshian on April 10, 2016, 11:41:57 pm
you can't make any thread without them shitting it up

Go back to your badmin cave!

Also, we should warn you castles and cities are harder to take when you actually have to fight for them and not just be given to you like Samarra castle, Ahmerrad, and Halmar or taking from ai like rest of your castles.

Honestly, that shit with Halmar.  Haven't seen anything that gay since Strat 2 with Goretooth and Northern Empire with Radoghir castle.  Middle of us attacking it after first siege you accept a city from a multi-accounting faction to prevent a siege (unlike you we are not afraid of attacking castles or cities) and less battles for the community.

Seriously is your goal every strat to never fight, just buy or be given fiefs for the e-peen?  You do this every strat and I just don't understand the mentality of it.  Please explain. (There was a really good quote by a dwarf or malaclypse about this - people who play the war game to fight and those who just want fiefs for e-peen, tried hard to find it but didn't turn up).
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 11, 2016, 12:01:04 am
you can't make any thread without them shitting it up

Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Artyem on April 11, 2016, 12:42:55 am
Kesh, your faction received Durrin Castle from BADPLAYER who was permanently banned for running literally 5+ accounts on strategus.  Not to mention thousands of tickets of duped gear, and at least* two of his accounts were in your faction right up until he got banned lmao.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: chesterotab on April 11, 2016, 01:02:32 am
Kesh, your faction received Durrin Castle from BADPLAYER who was permanently banned for running literally 5+ accounts on strategus.  Not to mention thousands of tickets of duped gear, and at least* two of his accounts were in your faction right up until he got banned lmao.

this post made me laugh so hard.

I find it awesome that BADPLAYER was the closest crpg will ever have to a terrorist if the accusations he posted about in his unban thread are true.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Bobthehero on April 11, 2016, 01:06:24 am
That's some grade A shit talking, I am not sure if I should be amazed or not.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Switchtense on April 11, 2016, 01:08:44 am
If any of you wanna make their enemy quit cRPG and thus win the war by just shitposting, just hit one of us Dwarves up.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Malaclypse on April 11, 2016, 01:32:00 am
this post made me laugh so hard.

I find it awesome that BADPLAYER was the closest crpg will ever have to a terrorist if the accusations he posted about in his unban thread are true.

I think hellowrold/BADPLAYER was also responsible for this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYbqq5XIotc) video deleting tons of peoples stuff, years back. Autisttilla's horde was like legit the best thing he could have done with 5+ accounts which were mysteriously unbanned, cracked me up lol He's the antihero cRPG deserves.

Link? :D

I wonder if you'll notice that I've quoted you and edited the link into my post here (http://forum.melee.org/global/clarifications/) lol
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: phnxhdsn on April 11, 2016, 02:11:03 am
this post made me laugh so hard.

I find it awesome that BADPLAYER was the closest crpg will ever have to a terrorist if the accusations he posted about in his unban thread are true.

Link? :D
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Sparvico on April 11, 2016, 03:29:33 am
Link? :D

http://forum.melee.org/global/clarifications/
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Matey on April 11, 2016, 07:04:03 am
Reading this thread has made me sad... but also oddly amused and scared.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Westwood on April 11, 2016, 07:31:07 am
Reading this thread has made me sad... but also oddly amused and scared.
How about... aroused?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Haramir on April 11, 2016, 01:06:26 pm
Can't wait for strategus 10 where all that remain are Kesh and Arowaine playing hide and seek on the strat map.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 11, 2016, 06:36:22 pm
Can't wait for strategus 10 where all that remain are Kesh and Arowaine playing hide and seek on the strat map.

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Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Oreo on April 12, 2016, 04:59:44 am
brd won a strat?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Bobthehero on April 12, 2016, 05:01:55 am
We won all the strats
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Westwood on April 12, 2016, 05:33:55 am
The only way to win Strat is by not playing.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Switchtense on April 12, 2016, 08:07:15 am
The only way to win Strat is by not playing.

Wait, so Bruttus did win the war?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Sparvico on April 12, 2016, 08:40:43 am
Wait, so Bruttus did win the war?

He won strat. But as we all know strat is no longer a war game.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Keshian on April 13, 2016, 04:45:28 pm
I guess this thread should be "You done goofed Occitan".  No attack for almost a week since declaring war.  I think they didn't actually intend to declare war in a war game?  Too scary to actually attack.  In all honesty we kind of expected that from Occitan, happens every strat no matter how heavily the odds are in their favor.  I'm sure they will attack undefended Amere and call that an unparalleled victory and then spend rest of strat making giant sums of money off their overlord UIF masters' fiefs and feeling super e-peen about their fief ownership while secretly hoping someone will attack them after they declared war as the biggest faction on the map.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 13, 2016, 04:53:30 pm
I guess this thread should be "You done goofed Occitan".  No attack for almost a week since declaring war.  I think they didn't actually intend to declare war in a war game?  Too scary to actually attack.  In all honesty we kind of expected that from Occitan, happens every strat no matter how heavily the odds are in their favor.  I'm sure they will attack undefended Amere and call that an unparalleled victory and then spend rest of strat making giant sums of money off their overlord UIF masters' fiefs and feeling super e-peen about their fief ownership while secretly hoping someone will attack them after they declared war as the biggest faction on the map.

Most people I've seen in NA1 on primetime is around 40 players lately. Most I've seen in a strat battle is 35v30 or so, including EUs and AFKs.

And you're STILL here posting about how people are cowards for not devoting more time to a cambodian cross-stitching simulator on the internet.

Don't get me wrong, I'll go down with this ship and I'm not gonna "quit", but don't you reckon that five years has been enough of this stupid shit?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on April 13, 2016, 04:58:07 pm
This is starting to turn into an angry Bruttus thread.

Mommy the bad men are getting angry!


I concur that we definately are low on NA server pop and large armies w/ good gear seiges.   I'm going down with the ship too!

I wish every single day that I had bought this game sooner and been around for Strat 1-4 when shit was really popping.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Keshian on April 13, 2016, 05:14:44 pm
I know you are completely unbiased in your support of Occitan, Sandy, but come on, why declare war if you don't want fights? Kind of moronic is all I am saying. Hence the "you done goofed Occitan."  But of course you could never agree with me on anything, purely on principle.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Switchtense on April 13, 2016, 05:17:12 pm
This is starting to turn into an angry Bruttus thread.

Mommy the bad men are getting angry!


I concur that we definately are low on NA server pop and large armies w/ good gear seiges.   I'm going down with the ship too!

I wish every single day that I had bought this game sooner and been around for Strat 1-4 when shit was really popping.

Yeah, I do not envy you in this regard.
I only joined halfway through Strat4 but even then it still was insanely much fun!

EU had loads of good battles, but NA ones were still the most fun by far. Good old FCC armies.

And the glorious themed battles! Getting up at 4am just to participate in those was absolutely worth it. Especially the legendary Arb Line Battle :D
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: mcdeath on April 13, 2016, 05:17:22 pm
With the gear bug siegeing is pretty lame to be perfectly honest. I mean anyone could have 1000 troops of good gear sitting in thier fief and never have to spend any more silver to keep the quality of the initial gear. I didn't see any point in declaring war just because of that fact.I seem to recall making a similar statement about the squids declaring war on the GOBBLINS and not doing any attacks at all and you gave me shit for that. "Sir Spacey is a squid" meanwhile he is in the BRD strat faction and not the AoW and at the time was wearing the BRD banner and not the AoW. Now, here you are saying we haven't attacked in almost a week when we had two battles four days ago taking your villages away in the desert.

I probably have more to say but I've gotta get back to work.

Edit: Wars go both ways
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Bronto on April 13, 2016, 05:53:49 pm
I'm not saying you guys are slacking, but with less than a third of your people (at the time) we managed 29 battles in just two months. Dwarven Miners Guild, best guild.

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Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Blackzilla on April 13, 2016, 07:59:32 pm
I'm not saying you guys are slacking, but with less than a third of your people (at the time) we managed 29 battles in just two months. Dwarven Miners Guild, best guild.

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I guess some wars are fought on the Strat map while others like this are fought on the forums.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Switchtense on April 13, 2016, 08:08:03 pm
I guess some wars are fought on the Strat map while others like this are fought on the forums.

We are one step ahead. We fought both on the map and in the forums.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Saxton on April 13, 2016, 09:39:07 pm
We are one step ahead. We fought both on the map and in the forums.

But the difference is you lost on both forums AND map. Nice effort tho.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Switchtense on April 13, 2016, 10:11:08 pm
But the difference is you lost on both forums AND map. Nice effort tho.

Don't do drugs kids, or you will end up like this.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 13, 2016, 11:47:46 pm
With the gear bug siegeing is pretty lame to be perfectly honest. I mean anyone could have 1000 troops of good gear sitting in thier fief and never have to spend any more silver to keep the quality of the initial gear. I didn't see any point in declaring war just because of that fact.I seem to recall making a similar statement about the squids declaring war on the GOBBLINS and not doing any attacks at all and you gave me shit for that. "Sir Spacey is a squid" meanwhile he is in the BRD strat faction and not the AoW and at the time was wearing the BRD banner and not the AoW. Now, here you are saying we haven't attacked in almost a week when we had two battles four days ago taking your villages away in the desert.

I probably have more to say but I've gotta get back to work.

Edit: Wars go both ways

This is a good point McDeath. After CC's disastrous siege of Tilbaut we have to force ourselves to even continue playing strat after realizing we literally got NOTHING out of that loss. Usually when you lose in a siege even if you only kill 300 ticks like we did you can say "Oh hey at least now they're down those 300 ticks of gear." Nope, not even the case. If we want to win we have to grind down another 2.4k ticks of troops in fairly good gear while we throw army after army at it and lose hundreds of thousands of gear in silver throughout the process. Please fix this bug ASAP or lets all just agree to fight each other in the field over fiefs and transfer them to the winners afterwards.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Keshian on April 14, 2016, 02:09:09 am
With the gear bug siegeing is pretty lame to be perfectly honest. I mean anyone could have 1000 troops of good gear sitting in thier fief and never have to spend any more silver to keep the quality of the initial gear. I didn't see any point in declaring war just because of that fact.I seem to recall making a similar statement about the squids declaring war on the GOBBLINS and not doing any attacks at all and you gave me shit for that. "Sir Spacey is a squid" meanwhile he is in the BRD strat faction and not the AoW and at the time was wearing the BRD banner and not the AoW. Now, here you are saying we haven't attacked in almost a week when we had two battles four days ago taking your villages away in the desert.

I probably have more to say but I've gotta get back to work.

Edit: Wars go both ways

Except you guys have Occitan_Dritz running 9000 crates into DRZ lands every couple of days.  Gear really shouldn't be a problem as the wealthiest and largest faction on the map.  What it really comes down to is straight up cowardice - Occitan has never been the aggressor in all the strats they have played, and you, Damatacus, and PIbb I guess are not enough to instill a backbone in them now.  We attacked Halmar before you bitched out and were "given" it.  HOC fought 4-5 sieges to take shariz with worse gear than you have.  Grow a pair of nuts already!

P.S. You grabbed those villages a dsy before declaring hoping to not have a fight before we could reinforce, so again avoiding battles.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Malaclypse on April 14, 2016, 02:15:07 am
wealthiest

I can't remember how to access it now, but about a month back I stumbled upon the built in graphs of strat stuffs, attacks, total troops, troops lost, etc. and at that point it listed Veluca as the wealthiest faction (though certainly not the largest). For the life of me I can't find that information again lol
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Dynamics_BRD on April 14, 2016, 02:33:22 am
I can't remember how to access it now, but about a month back I stumbled upon the built in graphs of strat stuffs, attacks, total troops, troops lost, etc. and at that point it listed Veluca as the wealthiest faction (though certainly not the largest). For the life of me I can't find that information again lol
Are you talking about this? http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=chart I don't know what you're on but I find it hard to believe the despotate were at one point graphed at the richest faction no offense to Taser or anyone in the Despotate Especially after seeing their gear in the recent attacks on MERC's villages.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Saxton on April 14, 2016, 02:39:08 am
I don't what you were looking at but I can guarantee Despotate were no where near the wealthiest faction at that time. No offence to Taser or anyone in the Despotate faction.

Dynamics grow a pair and call us the poor scumlords we are.

Spare some gravel for me family pls?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Westwood on April 14, 2016, 02:50:58 am
You're all too scared to fight me in this video game.

You're not playing this video game in the way I want you to.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: KaleLord on April 14, 2016, 02:51:14 am
at that point it listed Veluca as the wealthiest faction (though certainly not the largest). For the life of me I can't find that information again lol

lolol i would like to see such a graph
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Damatacus_ATS on April 14, 2016, 02:55:35 am
I can't really blame anyone for not wanting to attack castles and cities with the system bieng bugged such as it is. Especially with the looming possibility of it being fixed. Defenders lose nothing and attackers everything. Like mcdeath said you only need one set of good gear, and then u just continually re use it. Its a really shitty situation, nobody will want to be the faction that wasted all their gear attacking a castle, just to have the admins fix the bug right after. It would be better really if they just said we are not fixing it, at least then we would know things will be even moving forward. As it is I don't expect to see many assaults on a castle or city from any faction.  Now BRD has nothing left except castles and cities and they think they can provoke us into attacking by calling us cowards, when of course they know they are full of shit. So they say we should not declare war then, but we did take the fiefs you chose not to defend and hopefully we will get some field battles.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Malaclypse on April 14, 2016, 03:21:57 am
Are you talking about this? http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=chart I don't know what you're on but I find it hard to believe the despotate were at one point graphed at the richest faction no offense to Taser or anyone in the Despotate Especially after seeing their gear in the recent attacks on MERC's villages.

Yeah it was definitely that layout but it also had the option to show dosh. I think the metric I was looking at was actually most silver- so at that point Despotate had the most silver- unspent, I'm assuming- but still weren't the wealthiest because wealth would include gear and not simply unspent silver. I still can't flippin figure out how to view that though lol
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Keshian on April 14, 2016, 03:27:39 am
Actually bug long term benefits attackers.  May take 2-4 waves, but when you take the castle you get twice the defender's gear in pristine condition.  Near a break-even as most defenses have extra gear in fiefs.  Before attackers would have lost 90% of their gear with each wave and get a bunch of broken garbage at the end.  Now you lose the last 10%, but get far more when you take it.  And devs have made no efforts toward fixing (imminent? lol, try Dec. 2010, just an excuse not to attack with all your shiny armies for fear of denting your plate). 

P.S.  But honestly man, it's fine.  We really are not even remotely surprised that Occitan, of all clans, would declare war and then never attack.  The only French_Canadian I have met in this game that is not demasculated, is BobTheHero who fights first person 1her no shield.  Kind of left most with a poor impression of French Canadians (Russians too with how much UIF blatantly cheats, but makes sense those two groups would find each other).  I am sure most are not like them, but really bad representation on their part.  Oh well, continue the forum war, nothing else you guys are good for in a medieval war simulation game.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Bobthehero on April 14, 2016, 03:51:39 am
Sphinx was nice, too, when he used to play.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: mcdeath on April 14, 2016, 04:04:28 am
I mean why do you have to bring race into this kesh, seriously.

Ps: Super drunk at the Red Sox game, expect a better response tomorrow(thanks god for swipe text figuring out words.)

Edit
Bad response already know
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Bobthehero on April 14, 2016, 04:19:24 am
French Canadians aren't a race, they're a mistake.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Westwood on April 14, 2016, 04:24:15 am
French Canadians aren't a race, they're a mistake.
Race is a social construct.

I think McDeath's point was that it's pathetic to be prejudiced towards a group of people over a video game. And he's right, that's a pretty silly worldview.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Jona on April 14, 2016, 04:30:13 am
lolol i would like to see such a graph

Afaik, these graphs only present the information that is already public knowledge - the size of the garrison and amount of gold stored in each fief, all totaled up for each faction. It doesn't account for amount of troops in your field armies, or the handful of nerds in each faction hoarding all the silver, since no one would ever leave anywhere near 100% of their wealth in their fiefs.

I still can't flippin figure out how to view that though lol

You can find that info here: http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusfieflist&view=chart - it is found by going to strat>fiefs>search>chart view. So as I mentioned above, this is only the troop/silver totals for what is in the fiefs.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 14, 2016, 04:31:48 am
Are you talking about this? http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=chart I don't know what you're on but I find it hard to believe the despotate were at one point graphed at the richest faction no offense to Taser or anyone in the Despotate Especially after seeing their gear in the recent attacks on MERC's villages.
Yeah it was definitely that layout but it also had the option to show dosh. I think the metric I was looking at was actually most silver- so at that point Despotate had the most silver- unspent, I'm assuming- but still weren't the wealthiest because wealth would include gear and not simply unspent silver. I still can't flippin figure out how to view that though lol
The graph where it says silver only shows silver in fiefs, it doesnt count silver in your personal pocket. If you look at the graph now it does indeed show Despotate as the wealthiest faction with 885k silver in their fiefs but all that means is they either have very high taxes on their fiefs and get a lot of use, or they just forget to take it out/want to never worry about their garrisons running out.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Malaclypse on April 14, 2016, 04:48:44 am
no one would ever leave anywhere near 100% of their wealth in their fiefs.

almost no one lol (almost no one lol).

Yeah if it's only the fief amount then that's totally meaningless for measuring wealth, I didn't notice before that it was only for fiefs and seriously could not figure out how to get back to those pages, and not for lack of fumbling around trying to do so. Thanks Jona and Kesh Dynamics for the links!

On the subject of quebecois, I liked that cunt Patric(ia)k a lot.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Taser on April 14, 2016, 04:57:56 am
Afaik, these graphs only present the information that is already public knowledge - the size of the garrison and amount of gold stored in each fief, all totaled up for each faction. It doesn't account for amount of troops in your field armies, or the handful of nerds in each faction hoarding all the silver, since no one would ever leave anywhere near 100% of their wealth in their fiefs.

You can find that info here: http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusfieflist&view=chart - it is found by going to strat>fiefs>search>chart view. So as I mentioned above, this is only the troop/silver totals for what is in the fiefs.

Of course not.

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Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Taser on April 14, 2016, 04:59:44 am
Are you talking about this? http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=chart I don't know what you're on but I find it hard to believe the despotate were at one point graphed at the richest faction no offense to Taser or anyone in the Despotate Especially after seeing their gear in the recent attacks on MERC's villages.

I told kale not to spend it all on the gear so I could swim in the silver in my own personal reserves.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 14, 2016, 05:33:15 am
Race is a social construct.

I think McDeath's point was that it's pathetic to be prejudiced towards a group of people over a video game. And he's right, that's a pretty silly worldview.

He is french canadian though so he is making fun of himself too. Kind of like an Uncle Ruckus of Quebec. :P
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: mcdeath on April 14, 2016, 05:36:39 am
He is french canadian though so he is making fun of himself too. Kind of like an Uncle Ruckus of Quebec. :P

What the fuck did you say? I am from fucking Boston son, I will fuck your day up.

Say that shit to my motherfucking face and you will be eating from a tube.
Fuck Canada and their pussy bundle of sticks hockey shit.

If only you could hear how angry I was typing you would know that I don't fuck with that shit. Fuck Canada, the B's reign supreme

Edit: more drunk than before
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Bobthehero on April 14, 2016, 05:38:12 am
I'd make fun of you for being from that city, but considering how poorly the Habs played this year, I'll keep quiet
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 14, 2016, 05:38:39 am
What the fuck did you say? I am from fucking Boston son, I will fuck your day up.

Say that shit to my motherfucking face and you will be eating from a tube.
Fuck Canada and their pussy bundle of sticks hockey shit.

If only you could hear how angry I was typing you would know that I don't fuck with that shit. Fuck Canada, the B's reign supreme

I'm from Los Angeles.. I'll fucking you cut off on the lane and give you the bird while doing it. You want to mess with me? Fucking tokyo drift all over your face.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: mcdeath on April 14, 2016, 05:41:23 am
I'm from Los Angeles.. I'll fucking you cut off on the lane and give you the bird while doing it. You want to mess with me? Fucking tokyo drift all over your face.

Honestly I am rooting for the kings this series because fuck everyone else.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 14, 2016, 05:44:14 am
Honestly I am rooting for the kings this series because fuck everyone else.

Always Kings, the Ducks and Orange County is shitty.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: mcdeath on April 14, 2016, 06:04:54 am
Just got home from the Red Sox, fuck BasketBall. ITS HOCKEY PLAYOFFS BABY


#NORMIESTATUS
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Malaclypse on April 14, 2016, 06:37:48 am
fuckin a
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Saxton on April 14, 2016, 06:40:12 am
Just got home from the Red Sox, fuck BasketBall. ITS HOCKEY PLAYOFFS BABY


#NORMIESTATUS

SOOOOoooo I get muted for spam, but this shit doesn't warrant a mute? THANKS NA ADMINS THX
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: mcdeath on April 14, 2016, 06:55:43 am
SOOOOoooo I get muted for spam, but this shit doesn't warrant a mute? THANKS NA ADMINS THX

You got muted for hate speech you racist intolerant shitbag.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 14, 2016, 06:57:31 am
I'm from Seattle, I wont do anything about it right away but I'll be passive aggressive towards you for the rest of the time we know each other. Everytime you want to make plans I'll just say "maybe" and never give you a definitive answer and then cancel the day of with the ol' "Hey man, sorry I can't make it. Really swamped at school/work. Besides I've already hiked 10 times this week and I want to take a day off from that. Cool thanks, see you at a starbucks maybe?"
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Westwood on April 14, 2016, 07:25:10 am
I'm from Seattle, I wont do anything about it right away but I'll be passive aggressive towards you for the rest of the time we know each other. Everytime you want to make plans I'll just say "maybe" and never give you a definitive answer and then cancel the day of with the ol' "Hey man, sorry I can't make it. Really swamped at school/work. Besides I've already hiked 10 times this week and I want to take a day off from that. Cool thanks, see you at a starbucks maybe?"
Such is life.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Keshian on April 14, 2016, 07:50:38 am
Sounds like Minnesota Nice!
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Rhalzo on April 14, 2016, 10:51:26 am
Sounds like Minnesota Nice!

We are the masters of passive aggression. Trained from birth.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Tumble on April 14, 2016, 03:19:10 pm
Actually bug long term benefits attackers.  May take 2-4 waves, but when you take the castle you get twice the defender's gear in pristine condition.  Near a break-even as most defenses have extra gear in fiefs.  Before attackers would have lost 90% of their gear with each wave and get a bunch of broken garbage at the end.  Now you lose the last 10%, but get far more when you take it.  And devs have made no efforts toward fixing (imminent? lol, try Dec. 2010, just an excuse not to attack with all your shiny armies for fear of denting your plate). 

P.S.  But honestly man, it's fine.  We really are not even remotely surprised that Occitan, of all clans, would declare war and then never attack.  The only French_Canadian I have met in this game that is not demasculated, is BobTheHero who fights first person 1her no shield.  Kind of left most with a poor impression of French Canadians (Russians too with how much UIF blatantly cheats, but makes sense those two groups would find each other).  I am sure most are not like them, but really bad representation on their part.  Oh well, continue the forum war, nothing else you guys are good for in a medieval war simulation game.

A. I can confirm this from the taking of shariz. I know many will be little my old friendgily Butt Punching Monkey Stuffers, and say "blahblah he duped...I like penis...Blahblah"... but that was unclear at the time and my only motivation was the city.
B. You knew about this bug obviously as its been going on for some time ESPECIALLY having had our siege so recently. Therefore why the declaration of war knowing you would reach this stale mate that you have mentally decided you are in?  2 villages? That is cute. Next maybe you will find an AFK BRD in the middle of nowhere and the war will really kick off.
C. Did you mean to just declare a staring contest?
D. Yay Downvotes  :lol:
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Duster on April 14, 2016, 04:52:49 pm
Did you forget the part where you stood outside of shariz for 2 months?
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: njames89 on April 14, 2016, 05:48:04 pm
Just got home from the Red Sox, fuck BasketBall. ITS HOCKEY PLAYOFFS BABY


#NORMIESTATUS

First Tampa vs. Destroit game was a great watch
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: BaleOhay on April 15, 2016, 05:18:47 pm
maybe you will actually win this one?

Guess not.
Title: Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
Post by: Keshian on April 19, 2016, 03:57:18 pm
I guess we won again?!  Only took 1 battle before they realized they had no hope against the mighty FCC(BRD)!