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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2016, 07:04:03 am »
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Reading this thread has made me sad... but also oddly amused and scared.

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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2016, 07:31:07 am »
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Reading this thread has made me sad... but also oddly amused and scared.
How about... aroused?
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2016, 01:06:26 pm »
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Can't wait for strategus 10 where all that remain are Kesh and Arowaine playing hide and seek on the strat map.

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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #48 on: April 11, 2016, 06:36:22 pm »
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Can't wait for strategus 10 where all that remain are Kesh and Arowaine playing hide and seek on the strat map.

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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2016, 04:59:44 am »
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brd won a strat?
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #50 on: April 12, 2016, 05:01:55 am »
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We won all the strats
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2016, 05:33:55 am »
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The only way to win Strat is by not playing.
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2016, 08:07:15 am »
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The only way to win Strat is by not playing.

Wait, so Bruttus did win the war?
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2016, 08:40:43 am »
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Wait, so Bruttus did win the war?

He won strat. But as we all know strat is no longer a war game.
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #54 on: April 13, 2016, 04:45:28 pm »
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I guess this thread should be "You done goofed Occitan".  No attack for almost a week since declaring war.  I think they didn't actually intend to declare war in a war game?  Too scary to actually attack.  In all honesty we kind of expected that from Occitan, happens every strat no matter how heavily the odds are in their favor.  I'm sure they will attack undefended Amere and call that an unparalleled victory and then spend rest of strat making giant sums of money off their overlord UIF masters' fiefs and feeling super e-peen about their fief ownership while secretly hoping someone will attack them after they declared war as the biggest faction on the map.
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #55 on: April 13, 2016, 04:53:30 pm »
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I guess this thread should be "You done goofed Occitan".  No attack for almost a week since declaring war.  I think they didn't actually intend to declare war in a war game?  Too scary to actually attack.  In all honesty we kind of expected that from Occitan, happens every strat no matter how heavily the odds are in their favor.  I'm sure they will attack undefended Amere and call that an unparalleled victory and then spend rest of strat making giant sums of money off their overlord UIF masters' fiefs and feeling super e-peen about their fief ownership while secretly hoping someone will attack them after they declared war as the biggest faction on the map.

Most people I've seen in NA1 on primetime is around 40 players lately. Most I've seen in a strat battle is 35v30 or so, including EUs and AFKs.

And you're STILL here posting about how people are cowards for not devoting more time to a cambodian cross-stitching simulator on the internet.

Don't get me wrong, I'll go down with this ship and I'm not gonna "quit", but don't you reckon that five years has been enough of this stupid shit?
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #56 on: April 13, 2016, 04:58:07 pm »
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This is starting to turn into an angry Bruttus thread.

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I concur that we definately are low on NA server pop and large armies w/ good gear seiges.   I'm going down with the ship too!

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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #57 on: April 13, 2016, 05:14:44 pm »
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I know you are completely unbiased in your support of Occitan, Sandy, but come on, why declare war if you don't want fights? Kind of moronic is all I am saying. Hence the "you done goofed Occitan."  But of course you could never agree with me on anything, purely on principle.
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #58 on: April 13, 2016, 05:17:12 pm »
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This is starting to turn into an angry Bruttus thread.

Mommy the bad men are getting angry!


I concur that we definately are low on NA server pop and large armies w/ good gear seiges.   I'm going down with the ship too!

I wish every single day that I had bought this game sooner and been around for Strat 1-4 when shit was really popping.

Yeah, I do not envy you in this regard.
I only joined halfway through Strat4 but even then it still was insanely much fun!

EU had loads of good battles, but NA ones were still the most fun by far. Good old FCC armies.

And the glorious themed battles! Getting up at 4am just to participate in those was absolutely worth it. Especially the legendary Arb Line Battle :D
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #59 on: April 13, 2016, 05:17:22 pm »
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With the gear bug siegeing is pretty lame to be perfectly honest. I mean anyone could have 1000 troops of good gear sitting in thier fief and never have to spend any more silver to keep the quality of the initial gear. I didn't see any point in declaring war just because of that fact.I seem to recall making a similar statement about the squids declaring war on the GOBBLINS and not doing any attacks at all and you gave me shit for that. "Sir Spacey is a squid" meanwhile he is in the BRD strat faction and not the AoW and at the time was wearing the BRD banner and not the AoW. Now, here you are saying we haven't attacked in almost a week when we had two battles four days ago taking your villages away in the desert.

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« Last Edit: April 13, 2016, 05:34:12 pm by mcdeath »
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