He is french canadian though so he is making fun of himself too. Kind of like an Uncle Ruckus of Quebec.
What the fuck did you say? I am from fucking Boston son, I will fuck your day up.
Say that shit to my motherfucking face and you will be eating from a tube.
Fuck Canada and their pussy bundle of sticks hockey shit.
If only you could hear how angry I was typing you would know that I don't fuck with that shit. Fuck Canada, the B's reign supreme
Edit: more drunk than before