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Offline Westwood

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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2016, 06:14:04 am »
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Any idea how you got the Kidney stone in the first place? My mom thinks I'll get one by not drinking enough fluids.
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2016, 06:21:06 am »
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Any idea how you got the Kidney stone in the first place? My mom thinks I'll get one by not drinking enough fluids.

No matter what you hear, it ISN'T gonna be the Mountain Dew ™ doing it to you.

If anything, that H2O shit is gonna be the culprit.
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2016, 09:45:06 am »
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oddly attacked twice before the declaration and none after. Is the war over already? Were those attacks arowaine's premature attackulation?

you guys don't even bother defending village why attacking castle with fully duped gear ??? i expected more from you but apparantly you still need to learn strategus skill level lisent up to kesh maybe one day you will finnaly get good at it :)
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2016, 11:07:52 am »
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Oh, the North American French are back at it, uh.

Hide the poutine and they'll surrender fairly quickly.
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2016, 02:56:57 pm »
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2016, 03:26:57 pm »
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you guys don't even bother defending village why attacking castle with fully duped gear ??? i expected more from you but apparantly you still need to learn strategus skill level lisent up to kesh maybe one day you will finnaly get good at it :)



You have taken two pointless fiefs, congrats. Even beginners know at this stage, defending bad fiefs is bad strategy. You started this war, do not try and turtle before you even try to do something significant!

Keeping with the premature attackulation analogy, you had two tiny thrusts and it is all over? I feel terrible for the french Canadian women! I imagine that is why bobthehero joined us.... he did not want to be connected to your flaccid attempts to do something in this game.
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2016, 05:13:50 pm »
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You have taken two pointless fiefs, congrats. Even beginners know at this stage, defending bad fiefs is bad strategy. You started this war, do not try and turtle before you even try to do something significant!

Keeping with the premature attackulation analogy, you had two tiny thrusts and it is all over? I feel terrible for the french Canadian women! I imagine that is why bobthehero joined us.... he did not want to be connected to your flaccid attempts to do something in this game.


nha he just don't like the taste of the poutine and he is probably muslim too
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2016, 06:00:27 pm »
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Don't worry Bale.  Their inability to satisfy women is more than made up for their hoarding of massive quantities of fake internetz gold from all the massive selling of goods in UIF lands for free.  Who needs women, or balls, or plate armies when you can do this:


P.S. But yeah I remember FCC attacking Northern Empire with less than 1/5th their troops, far cheaper gear and less money, and kicking their ass - understandable a new Northern Empire with more than 2x our gold, 2x our troops, 4x our fiefs, and many more members would be terrified of attacking us.  Even without Huey charging head-on from behind.  They would need to be at least 10x more to feel confident enough to attack.
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2016, 06:48:34 pm »
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everyone can believe what i say below because i have no stake in this bullshit ass moron dick-jerking game at this point, i consider any participation i have now autistic hipster irony:

i read like a few posts in this thread but couldnt read most because the autism level was off. the. fucking. charts.

anyway

BRD are talking like super mad shit, and i figured maybe they were right because they were so certain and like aggressive autistic style posting

then i look at the map and theyre just camping in like 4 castles/cities lol

this game is such a big green thin gruel steaming stream of shit jesus

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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2016, 07:14:18 pm »
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Lol, very impartial, sure.  The fact that you call this the autistic thread (actually pretty tame stuff) with the acre and despotates war ones right there with racism and accusations of duping, but focus on this one as autistic involving a former gobblin member faction kind of discredits any attempt at impartiality.  Go back to Skyrim already!  The dragons are massing!

P.S. Also if you dont want to attack castles - don't attack a faction with more castles than villages!
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2016, 07:38:14 pm »
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amazingly impartial! I can not imagine a more unbiased response.

With that said, perhaps they should not have declared war on us if all they wanted to do was play defense...

I will SMITE YOU.... but could you maybe attack us? because well, all we know how to do is turtle.
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2016, 07:52:38 pm »
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I hope you guys bring NA some great battles as it has been rather dry lately and neither of you are "Bad Guys" so rosters should be pretty fair and all should be good!

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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2016, 09:21:33 pm »
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Did some one put something in the cRPG water?
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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2016, 09:34:50 pm »
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neither of you are "Bad Guys" so rosters should be pretty fair and all should be good!
Stop you're ruining Kesh's victim complex. Surely FCC will have significant merc shortages throughout the war.

Really though it hasn't been even 24 hours since the initial post yet. Faction A is not in any way obligated to wage their war in a way that Faction B finds suitable.

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Re: YOU DONE GOOFED BRD
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2016, 10:07:22 pm »
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O SHIT SON ITS GETTING REAL NOW

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VERSION 2.0

It is more like 5.0 at this point :P
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