YOU DONE GOOFED BRD

[Duster]

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General Pibb smelled something... odd in the air. His swaybacked donkey Havelle must have smelt it too, as he had stopped about 50 yards from the imposing walls of Jamyyed Castle. Pibb spurred him on, but as the pair drew nearer to the fortress it was clear the castle was in bad shape. "What the fuck?" breathed Havelle, as the two of them took in the sight ahead of them.  The walls, although standing and strong in appearance, were dirty and neglected. The moat, once filled with water and guarded by crocodiles, was now only filled with garbage, seemingly tossed from the top of the wall in laziness. "This is the lair of a real fucking nerd" Pibb sighed. Why Emperor Arowaine insisted that his General personally deliver the declaration of war was beyond Pibb, but orders are orders...

Pibb and Havelle reached the bottom of the drawbridge, and Pibb shouted through his scarf at the battlements; "I am General Pibb, commander of the armies of the Empire, and servant of Emperor Arowaine. I request an audience with your leader". A few minutes later, the drawbridge lowered, granting the pair passage over the river of discarded Mountain Dew™ bottles and Doritos™ Fun Packs™. A short man, balding and dressed in a yellow tabard sidled up to Pibb and Havelle and moaned, "Welcome to Jamyyed Castle, please follow me". Pibb motioned for Havelle to stay put, and he gladly obliged. The odor they had felt outside the castle had only gotten worse now that they were in. Pibb wrapped a scarf around Havelle's black donkey nose as a small mercy and followed the man. Inside the castle was much the same as out, with garbage strewn about the courtyard and a few paths through where it was clear that people walked regularly. Pibb followed his guide through several doors within the castle proper, the stench becoming worse with every step. Rotted food and random trash was the apparent decoration for the castle, with Pibb having to climb around piles in some places. Finally, the pair reached what appeared to be a war planning room.

Pibb took a moment to take in the sight: a large, circular table covered with maps and scrolls sent in from his spies and multi accounts sat in the middle of the room, surrounded by Mountain Dew™ and Doritos™. It was clear by the state of the room that someone had been living in here for a long time. Kesh stood at the opposite end of his table, poring over her intelligence and feverishly writing scrolls addressed to both other kingdoms and the forums. Kesh glanced up from her work to acknowledge her guest. "Are you going to make a fucking post on the forums declaring war you idiot?" Kesh demanded, barely recognizing Pibb. Grimacing from the smell, he bowed slightly, and delivered his message:

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W A R

The Northern Empire does now officially declare war on BRD, for the following offenses against the Emperor:

-Taking the southern resort villages of Mijayet and Habba and using them as landfills
-Snaking their way into the ownership of Castles Durrin and Jamyyed
-Stealing my village of Nova Amere and sodomizing all of my personal sodomy horses
-Most importantly, posting rude and untrue things about us on the forums.


Good luck, scumbags

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[Noodlenrice]

rawr?

[Malaclypse]

will consequences ever be the same?!

[Keshian]

Thank you for the pretty declaration!  Little slow, but that's okay - free afk village i guess.  This should be good fight looking forward to it!  You have more members, more fiefs, more troops, unlimited gold from 9000 crate caravans using DRZ S&D with no tax - basically the way FCC loves it!  Underdogs, against the odds!  Will we fuck up the Northern Empire again (Strat 2) even with all the odds stacked in their favors!  Can't wait to find out! 

Really do love being the underdogs facing insurmountable odds that only brilliant tactics and great teamplay can overcome!  Considering we only own castles and cities now this will be a fun fight for NA!

P.S. Please don't sit on fiefs, ignoring primetime, then attacking middle of next day - this mod too dead to have good fights midday for anyone, most of us have work or school.  Be kind to the community and attack at actual decent times.  I ABSOLUTELY PROMISE none of of our castles will run away (though I hear Tulga is a bit of a tramp, so be careful).

[Novamere]

O SHIT SON ITS GETTING REAL NOW

BRD
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Occitan

VERSION 2.0

[mcdeath]

P.S. Please don't sit on fiefs, ignoring primetime, then attacking middle of next day - this mod too dead to have good fights midday for anyone, most of us have work or school.  Be kind to the community and attack at actual decent times.  I ABSOLUTELY PROMISE none of of our castles will run away (though I hear Tulga is a bit of a tramp, so be careful).

I'm not going to go off onto a huge thing about it but the village battle earlier today wasn't geared and today is Saturday. I could understand not attacking early on the weekdays because that's a dick move but on the weekend I personally prefer a battle to be at an earlier time so I can do something at night like a fucking normie. But really its just a game and most people play games for fun.

[Oreo]

guys can we hold off the war for a few days

i have a kidney stone

edit: thanks in advance

[Novamere]

guys can we hold off the war for a few days

i have a kidney stone

edit: thanks in advance

Shit bro i have always wondered what its like do u care to explain?

[Oreo]

pain my man, pain

[Novamere]

pain my man, pain

Shit i bet what they given u for that? Some painkillers?

[Oreo]

they didnt give me jack shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

but yeah, my dad had one one time.. had to put him on an IV and give him morphine lol

[Bronto]

Should've demanded percacets. Best week ever!

[Dynamics_BRD]

guys can we hold off the war for a few days

i have a kidney stone

edit: thanks in advance

Any idea how you got the Kidney stone in the first place? My mom thinks I'll get one by not drinking enough fluids.

[BaleOhay]

oddly attacked twice before the declaration and none after. Is the war over already? Were those attacks arowaine's premature attackulation?