Don't worry Bale. Their inability to satisfy women is more than made up for their hoarding of massive quantities of fake internetz gold from all the massive selling of goods in UIF lands for free. Who needs women, or balls, or plate armies when you can do this:
P.S. But yeah I remember FCC attacking Northern Empire with less than 1/5th their troops, far cheaper gear and less money, and kicking their ass - understandable a new Northern Empire with more than 2x our gold, 2x our troops, 4x our fiefs, and many more members would be terrified of attacking us. Even without Huey charging head-on from behind. They would need to be at least 10x more to feel confident enough to attack.