i stand when i wipe, its not a upright stand, its knee's bent, bending over. stance makes wiping a lot easierUnless you produce extremely high shit heaps, there should be like a 15 cm clearance between your butt and the shit. I tried wiping while standing bend over, but my butt was still significantly more clenched than the natural spread you get from the seat. Besides, standing in a halfway squat is a lot less comfortable than just calmly sitting. There was also a drop of piss at risk of dropping into my pants as I hadn't done ye old dick shake yet, but I guess I could avoid that with more careful planning next time.
how the fuck do you wipe effectively while sitting down, and not get your hand covered in shit.
Why do we always find this kind of threads on melee gaming forums ?
No idea. But we obviously need a subforum dedicated entirely to shit. The crpg community deserves it :lol:
Unless you produce extremely high shit heaps, there should be like a 15 cm clearance between your butt and the shit. I tried wiping while standing bend over, but my butt was still significantly more clenched than the natural spread you get from the seat. Besides, standing in a halfway squat is a lot less comfortable than just calmly sitting. There was also a drop of piss at risk of dropping into my pants as I hadn't done ye old dick shake yet, but I guess I could avoid that with more careful planning next time.
I am pretty sure most tissue holders are placed with sitting down in mind.
How do you wipe sitting? And dont you want to see your shit before putting paper on it? That means you need to stand up, turn around and enjoy first. Then you wipe.
More importantly, do you wipe upwards or downwards, downwards being towards your dick?
How do you wipe sitting? And dont you want to see your shit before putting paper on it? That means you need to stand up, turn around and enjoy first. Then you wipe.I assume you are sitting on a chair right now. Lean on your left buttock, lifting the right a bit in the air. Now scratch your anus region with your right hand, that's all, how is that so hard to imagine? I have never touched the lid, the poop on my ass or the poop in the toilet like this. As for the view, I usually just lean forward while shitting, peaking past my dick to see my product drop.
How do you wipe sitting? And dont you want to see your shit before putting paper on it? That means you need to stand up, turn around and enjoy first. Then you wipe.
i stand when i wipe, its not a upright stand, its knee's bent, bending over. stance makes wiping a lot easier
But Leshma, think of the poor children who have no water before you flush the toilet twice during one shitting!
See now when people refer to 'the human race' they forget that some of us are less evolved. Seriously who the fuck has to stand up to wipe their arse, are you fucking autistic?
I use that bidee showering device to clean and then just dry asshole with toilet paper. Wiping is for casuals.(click to show/hide)
another question is can you poop without peeing? I always wodered how others do that stuff, i will do some tests and report results.
another question is can you poop without peeing? I always wodered how others do that stuff, i will do some tests and report results.I learned the hard way that I can't. I woke up with a severe case of morning wood but had to poo, and I thought 'well, pooping won't be a problem' and kinda forgot about the whole peeing thing that usually accompanies pooing. I let my bowels go while my dick was still half erect pointing out of the bowl and pissed a nice line of pee across the bathroom before I thought of clenching my bladder shut. #toilettalk
I learned the hard way that I can't. I woke up with a severe case of morning wood but had to poo, and I thought 'well, pooping won't be a problem' and kinda forgot about the whole peeing thing that usually accompanies pooing. I let my bowels go while my dick was still half erect pointing out of the bowl and pissed a nice line of pee across the bathroom before I thought of clenching my bladder shut. #toilettalkAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:
another question is can you poop without peeing? I always wodered how others do that stuff, i will do some tests and report results.
I can pee without pooping if i need to hold it, helps when your out in public or in a hurry to help relieve the struggle.I'm like shitbreak in American pie and always cover the toilet with toilet paper. If it has urine on the seat I'll find a new toilet. I wipe coming from my right cheek and up to the crack lmao
Do you go poop in a public stall? I'll only go if it's a absolute cannot wait emergency, otherwise I'll just hold it till I get home, the popping is the first thing I do when I get home
I can't poop without thinking about this now.
I can't believe no one has posted this yet. I had to put it in a spoiler, cause slightly inappropriate.I do not believe that this would be possible. The muscular strength involved wouldn't allow for the poop to exit. Clearly bogus.(click to show/hide)
How Can Wipes Be Real If Our Poops Aren't Real
another plus of standing up is we arent as at risk for hemorrhoids as you sitters :mrgreen:
Citation needed. Otherwise:
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It may also happen if you sit on the toilet too long because when you sit on the toilet, your anus relaxes, allowing the veins around to fill with blood, which then puts pressure on those veins.http://www.livescience.com/34734-hemorrhoid-symptoms-treatment-causes.html (http://www.livescience.com/34734-hemorrhoid-symptoms-treatment-causes.html)
Hemorrhoids may be caused by:http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000292.htm
Straining during bowel movements
Constipation
Sitting for long periods of time, especially on the toilet
Certain diseases, such as liver cirrhosis
Do not strain or sit on the toilet for long periods of timehttp://www.mckinley.illinois.edu/handouts/hemorrhoids.html
I tried, in my mind, to figure how to wipe while sitting down today when I shat, and it felt very weird and with very little space. Standing up feels more natural, and, by the way, to whoever mentioned stuff dropping on the floor/pants, you stand up but keep your butt over the toilet. :D
to whoever mentioned stuff dropping on the floor/pants, you stand up but keep your butt over the toilet. :D
I know :). Plus we really don't want to get into a debate about hemorrhoids... Well at least I don't :lol:
I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.wipe right after ur done and dont play phone games for hour while shitting and it should be fixed :wink:
You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.
I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.
You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.
I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.
You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.
drink more fluids and use flushable wet/most/diaper/whatever-their-called for wiping
if you have to grab half the entire roll to wipe macropus you need to change your diet buddy.too much bear meat I think
I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.
You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.
too much 'roo meat I think
Do you guys also salute your poop when you flush? :oops:
burial at sea
burial at seaNO!
No way! Are you taking me for some sort of savage? :?
I'm fucking disgusting lol
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