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Title: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Teeth on March 25, 2015, 09:10:06 pm
Turns out there are certain things of which I don't really know how other human beings do it. I have lived a blissful life always wiping my butt while sitting down. In a recent conversation I learned that a significant number of people stand up do wipe, which blew my mind and which seems rather retarded. Naturally I immediately wanted to know how cRPG players handle the wiping business.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Molly on March 25, 2015, 09:11:45 pm
While standing upright?
I imagine that to be technically rather difficult. It is indeed very surprising to me that there would be someone standing while wiping.

Is it a cultural thing?
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on March 25, 2015, 09:19:15 pm
i stand when i wipe, its not a upright stand, its knee's bent, bending over. stance makes wiping a lot easier

how the fuck do you wipe effectively while sitting down, and not get your hand covered in shit.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Latvian on March 25, 2015, 09:25:45 pm
normal people imo wipe while sitting, otherwise would be just strange
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Post by: Patoson on March 25, 2015, 09:41:46 pm
Hahahahahaha

This thread made my day.
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Post by: Son Of Odin on March 25, 2015, 09:44:12 pm
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Teeth on March 25, 2015, 09:58:50 pm
i stand when i wipe, its not a upright stand, its knee's bent, bending over. stance makes wiping a lot easier

how the fuck do you wipe effectively while sitting down, and not get your hand covered in shit.
Unless you produce extremely high shit heaps, there should be like a 15 cm clearance between your butt and the shit. I tried wiping while standing bend over, but my butt was still significantly more clenched than the natural spread you get from the seat. Besides, standing in a halfway squat is a lot less comfortable than just calmly sitting. There was also a drop of piss at risk of dropping into my pants as I hadn't done ye old dick shake yet, but I guess I could avoid that with more careful planning next time.

I am pretty sure most tissue holders are placed with sitting down in mind.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Leshma on March 25, 2015, 09:59:08 pm
How many of you wash your butt instead of wiping it with tissues? Also how many of you are bums who don't wipe it at all? How many of you live in such cold climate and have no need for wiping?

Brilliant thread :D
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on March 25, 2015, 10:01:33 pm
Why do we always find this kind of threads on melee gaming forums ?

No idea. But we obviously need a subforum dedicated entirely to shit. The crpg community deserves it :lol:
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Leshma on March 25, 2015, 10:02:36 pm
Unless you produce extremely high shit heaps, there should be like a 15 cm clearance between your butt and the shit. I tried wiping while standing bend over, but my butt was still significantly more clenched than the natural spread you get from the seat. Besides, standing in a halfway squat is a lot less comfortable than just calmly sitting. There was also a drop of piss at risk of dropping into my pants as I hadn't done ye old dick shake yet, but I guess I could avoid that with more careful planning next time.

I am pretty sure most tissue holders are placed with sitting down in mind.

 :lol:

There is no 15 cm distance between my pile of shit and my ass because I flush the toilet as soon I defecate the white horse, to make sure smell goes away. Then I wipe my ass and flush again when I'm done.

But Leshma, think of the poor children who have no water before you flush the toilet twice during one shitting!
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Miwiw on March 25, 2015, 10:13:43 pm
How do you wipe sitting? And dont you want to see your shit before putting paper on it? That means you need to stand up, turn around and enjoy first. Then you wipe.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: WarLord on March 25, 2015, 10:21:37 pm
How do you wipe sitting? And dont you want to see your shit before putting paper on it? That means you need to stand up, turn around and enjoy first. Then you wipe.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: [ptx] on March 25, 2015, 10:22:03 pm
People that wipe standing up are probably the same people that are responsible for this heresy:
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I can't possibly trust anyone like that.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Gravoth_iii on March 25, 2015, 10:22:36 pm
Half standing, hell naw i aint reaching down the toilet even with a super low chance of scratching the tip of the mountain.

More importantly, do you wipe upwards or downwards, downwards being towards your dick?
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Miwiw on March 25, 2015, 10:25:51 pm
More importantly, do you wipe upwards or downwards, downwards being towards your dick?

wait, I thought wiping is only about making sure your dick doesnt get dirty. The rest doesnt really matter.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Teeth on March 25, 2015, 10:57:08 pm
How do you wipe sitting? And dont you want to see your shit before putting paper on it? That means you need to stand up, turn around and enjoy first. Then you wipe.
I assume you are sitting on a chair right now. Lean on your left buttock, lifting the right a bit in the air. Now scratch your anus region with your right hand, that's all, how is that so hard to imagine? I have never touched the lid, the poop on my ass or the poop in the toilet like this. As for the view, I usually just lean forward while shitting, peaking past my dick to see my product drop.

Surely if you stand up and turn around you are gonna clench your cheeks enough to spread your exit mess all over the buttocks?
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Nirvana on March 25, 2015, 11:25:50 pm
Hint  #1: Hold your poop. It will give you pleasure and maybe cancer.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: darmaster on March 25, 2015, 11:53:55 pm
How do you wipe sitting? And dont you want to see your shit before putting paper on it? That means you need to stand up, turn around and enjoy first. Then you wipe.

I realy thought I was the only one who looks at his majestic piece of art; I have to confess I am a bit ashamed whrn I turn around tho; anyways, used to stand now I sit
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 26, 2015, 12:24:06 am
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Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 26, 2015, 12:26:39 am
realchat tho stand with one foot on ground and one foot on toilet seat for unhampered access
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Prpavi on March 26, 2015, 12:59:21 am
You nasty fuckers that wipe standing up are the ones walking around with shit mohawks in you underpants smelling dodgy and leaving office chairs smelling, have you no regard to women that wash your shit or people that sit after you in bus/metro/whatever?
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Post by: Asheram on March 26, 2015, 01:22:21 am
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on March 26, 2015, 01:26:28 am
i stand when i wipe, its not a upright stand, its knee's bent, bending over. stance makes wiping a lot easier

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Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Casimir on March 26, 2015, 01:43:00 am
See now when people refer to 'the human race' they forget that some of us are less evolved. Seriously who the fuck has to stand up to wipe their arse, are you fucking autistic?
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Asheram on March 26, 2015, 02:04:50 am
http://inventorspot.com/articles/patently_funny_buttocks_7417
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Post by: Patoson on March 26, 2015, 02:18:07 am
If we're autistic, you are lazy. I never would have thought there were people who wiped while sitting down. Like Clockworkkiller said, I stand up, with lets still spread, bend over, wipe, and I can see if there's still shit or not on the paper through my legs.

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Post by: Shemaforash on March 26, 2015, 02:29:16 am
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I heard that some people wipe with crumbled paper which makes me think people want to get feces on their hand, who wouldn't fold their paper ?

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Double square masterrace
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Hoppster on March 26, 2015, 03:08:43 am
But Leshma, think of the poor children who have no water before you flush the toilet twice during one shitting!

i never knew people stood up, that seems so fucking weird to me. this whole thread made my day though
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: chadz on March 26, 2015, 03:13:02 am
I lost it at conveyor belt  :lol:
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on March 26, 2015, 05:09:57 am
stand to wipe

4 squares folded in half

wipe from back of ass to the ballsack

if its messy shit make sure to get the sidewalls of the ass

when you think your clean, do one last wipe to check

spread legs, try to form a squat position when the browns coming out.

unless your in a public stall (cuz youll look fucking weird) sit with one leg out of your pants, like this:
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this is the way of the samurai for dropping bricks, incase you are attacked or another emergency strikes when you on the john, you can move easily


That is how the masterace unloads on the porcelain throne





See now when people refer to 'the human race' they forget that some of us are less evolved. Seriously who the fuck has to stand up to wipe their arse, are you fucking autistic?

what ever bro, sit there like a bum. meanwhile, standers build up the leg muscle like true men
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Torost on March 26, 2015, 05:24:05 am
Seems most people wipe while sitting...

The REAL question is :

Do you go in from the sides/back or  the front and under (between legs) ?

Have you ever considered the pros and cons of each method of wiping?

What  shitty topic  8-)



Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Tibe on March 26, 2015, 07:43:34 am
Always wipe before not after you shit. It saves time.
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Post by: pogosan on March 26, 2015, 07:48:21 am
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 26, 2015, 08:36:28 am
Hmm interesting results so far. Standing up seem very counter intuitive to me. What if you have diarrhea? Drops of that watery shit start running down your leg into your pants the instant you rise your buttocks from the toilet seat. Shitting in the woods is so much more simple. Just need to have a rabbit (they don't mind if there's some shit left in their fur after shitting).


Now another poop survey would be more about the actual wiping technique. How many fingers do you use to press the toilet paper on your arsehole get best results? I think the best is to use 2 fingers to really get in the zone (one finger technique is giving you too high risk of going through the paper which is not nice). Some people use their whole hand and still manage to come out of the toilet without smelling like shit. How is that even possible?
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Molly on March 26, 2015, 08:43:35 am
Teeth is clearly the voice of reason in this thread.
I had no idea that there are so many people actually standing while wiping. Certainly is an interesting result.
Will do a personal inquiry among my friends to get more views on this.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Spurdospera on March 26, 2015, 09:50:44 am
I use that bidee showering device to clean and then just dry asshole with toilet paper. Wiping is for casuals.
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Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 26, 2015, 09:54:36 am
I use that bidee showering device to clean and then just dry asshole with toilet paper. Wiping is for casuals.
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I bet that saves you some money as you use less tp that way.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: FleetFox on March 26, 2015, 10:45:16 am
Oh lord, in my head I read "do you stand or sit for brushing teeth", maybe I drank too much beer last night... can I change my vote to sitting down?  :lol:
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Latvian on March 26, 2015, 11:31:51 am
another question is can you poop without peeing? I always wodered how others do that stuff, i will do some tests and report results.
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Post by: Prpavi on March 26, 2015, 11:35:05 am
another question is can you poop without peeing? I always wodered how others do that stuff, i will do some tests and report results.

No, I cannot

I remember a particulary traumatic experience shitting on a main bus station, they had those god awful things where you can't sit down, I was clutching my pants while squatting and not trying to piss in my pants. :trauma:
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Post by: Kalp on March 26, 2015, 11:39:38 am
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Teeth on March 26, 2015, 01:25:05 pm
another question is can you poop without peeing? I always wodered how others do that stuff, i will do some tests and report results.
I learned the hard way that I can't. I woke up with a severe case of morning wood but had to poo, and I thought 'well, pooping won't be a problem' and kinda forgot about the whole peeing thing that usually accompanies pooing. I let my bowels go while my dick was still half erect pointing out of the bowl and pissed a nice line of pee across the bathroom before I thought of clenching my bladder shut. #toilettalk
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Post by: Molly on March 26, 2015, 01:55:15 pm
I learned the hard way that I can't. I woke up with a severe case of morning wood but had to poo, and I thought 'well, pooping won't be a problem' and kinda forgot about the whole peeing thing that usually accompanies pooing. I let my bowels go while my dick was still half erect pointing out of the bowl and pissed a nice line of pee across the bathroom before I thought of clenching my bladder shut. #toilettalk
AHAHAHAHAHA  :lol:

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Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on March 26, 2015, 02:07:39 pm
another question is can you poop without peeing? I always wodered how others do that stuff, i will do some tests and report results.

I can pee without pooping if i need to hold it, helps when your out in public or in a hurry to help relieve the struggle.






Do you go poop in a public stall? I'll only go if it's a absolute cannot wait emergency, otherwise I'll just hold it till I get home, the popping is the first thing I do when I get home
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Shemaforash on March 26, 2015, 02:30:20 pm
I can pee without pooping if i need to hold it, helps when your out in public or in a hurry to help relieve the struggle.






Do you go poop in a public stall? I'll only go if it's a absolute cannot wait emergency, otherwise I'll just hold it till I get home, the popping is the first thing I do when I get home
I'm like shitbreak in American pie and always cover the toilet with toilet paper. If it has urine on the seat I'll find a new toilet. I wipe coming from my right cheek and up to the crack lmao
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Latvian on March 26, 2015, 02:31:00 pm
actually this entire thread is
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Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Casimir on March 26, 2015, 02:39:31 pm
I can't poop without thinking about this now.
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Post by: Son Of Odin on March 26, 2015, 02:48:12 pm
I can't poop without thinking about this now.

How Can Wipes Be Real If Our Poops Aren't Real
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Post by: Bronto on March 26, 2015, 03:44:53 pm
I can't believe no one has posted this yet. I had to put it in a spoiler, cause slightly inappropriate.

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Post by: Molly on March 26, 2015, 03:52:15 pm
I can't believe no one has posted this yet. I had to put it in a spoiler, cause slightly inappropriate.

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I do not believe that this would be possible. The muscular strength involved wouldn't allow for the poop to exit. Clearly bogus.
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Post by: Kafein on March 26, 2015, 04:57:45 pm
How Can Wipes Be Real If Our Poops Aren't Real

Jayden Poop

Now I want to play more Binding of Isaac, thanks forum!
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 26, 2015, 05:55:17 pm
People who stand up to wipe probably do this as well

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Post by: Hellsing on March 27, 2015, 10:12:29 am
How else should I place my Sir Harrington?
Otherwise i wouldn't have place for my laptop - idleing crpg :lol:

Actually I think I kinda wipe it, standing up though.. coz I dont like to feel like cartman..
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Post by: Utrakil on March 27, 2015, 05:32:20 pm
Your vid just made me watch the human centipede.
I hate you now.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Kalam on March 27, 2015, 08:21:41 pm
Where's the 'both' option? Standing up in public restrooms, sitting down in the sanctity of my own throne room.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on March 27, 2015, 11:00:31 pm
another plus of standing up is we arent as at risk for hemorrhoids as you sitters  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Son Of Odin on March 27, 2015, 11:21:53 pm
another plus of standing up is we arent as at risk for hemorrhoids as you sitters  :mrgreen:

Citation needed. Otherwise:
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Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on March 28, 2015, 05:50:25 am
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It may also happen if you sit on the toilet too long because when you sit on the toilet, your anus relaxes, allowing the veins around to fill with blood, which then puts pressure on those veins.
http://www.livescience.com/34734-hemorrhoid-symptoms-treatment-causes.html (http://www.livescience.com/34734-hemorrhoid-symptoms-treatment-causes.html)


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Hemorrhoids may be caused by:

    Straining during bowel movements
    Constipation
    Sitting for long periods of time, especially on the toilet
    Certain diseases, such as liver cirrhosis
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000292.htm

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Do not strain or sit on the toilet for long periods of time
http://www.mckinley.illinois.edu/handouts/hemorrhoids.html


https://www.southerncross.co.nz/AboutTheGroup/HealthResources/MedicalLibrary/tabid/178/vw/1/ItemID/577/Haemorrhoids-causes-symptoms-treatment-prevention.aspx
http://www.hartfordmedicalgroup.com/ed_colorectal_hemorrhoids.php
http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/safelysit.html
https://www.healthtap.com/topics/does-sitting-on-the-toilet-too-long-cause-hemorrhoids

i could link you more


and sure, sitting while wiping wont be NEAR long enough to cause any hemorrhoid issues, i merely said it as a humorous joke
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 28, 2015, 08:05:20 am
I know :). Plus we really don't want to get into a debate about hemorrhoids... Well at least I don't :lol:
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Patoson on March 28, 2015, 07:00:34 pm
I tried, in my mind, to figure how to wipe while sitting down today when I shat, and it felt very weird and with very little space. Standing up feels more natural, and, by the way, to whoever mentioned stuff dropping on the floor/pants, you stand up but keep your butt over the toilet.  :D
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Post by: Shemaforash on March 28, 2015, 07:06:27 pm
I tried, in my mind, to figure how to wipe while sitting down today when I shat, and it felt very weird and with very little space. Standing up feels more natural, and, by the way, to whoever mentioned stuff dropping on the floor/pants, you stand up but keep your butt over the toilet.  :D

l2human
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 28, 2015, 07:06:41 pm
to whoever mentioned stuff dropping on the floor/pants, you stand up but keep your butt over the toilet.  :D

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Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Gurnisson on March 28, 2015, 10:08:39 pm
Like every choice in life where it's possible to choose between either sitting or standing while doing something, why would you even consider standing? A no-brainer
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Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on March 28, 2015, 10:43:22 pm
Next obvious but important thing to discuss in this thread: Do you like the smell of your own farts? (set up next poll!)

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Post by: Kafein on March 28, 2015, 11:08:18 pm
I feel shame reading this thread, but not fapocalypse.
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Post by: Son Of Odin on March 28, 2015, 11:37:50 pm
Now I wonder whether chadz used to wipe crpg sitting down or standing up :rolleyes:

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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 29, 2015, 01:48:20 am
I know :). Plus we really don't want to get into a debate about hemorrhoids... Well at least I don't :lol:

speak for yourself
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Post by: Latvian on March 29, 2015, 01:43:16 pm
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Post by: Miwiw on March 29, 2015, 01:50:33 pm
Is anyone lying on his back while wiping? third option
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Post by: Delson on March 30, 2015, 03:05:21 am
The real question is Over or Under (referring to how the tp is on the roll)
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Post by: Casimir on March 30, 2015, 06:04:10 pm
Well obviously over, only barbarians would have it any other way.  The patent even shows that this is the correct and intended way.

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Post by: Protemus on March 30, 2015, 09:07:20 pm
I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.

You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.
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Post by: Latvian on March 30, 2015, 09:13:05 pm
I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.

You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.
wipe right after ur done and dont play phone games for hour while shitting and it should be fixed  :wink:
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Post by: Son Of Odin on March 30, 2015, 09:52:10 pm
I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.

You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.

Dry shit is least of your worries if you spend long times on the toilet seat. Read what clockwork posted.

Hemorrhoids... Hemorrhoids everywhere.
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Post by: Clockworkkiller on March 30, 2015, 11:26:42 pm
I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.

You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.

drink more fluids and use flushable wet/most/diaper/whatever-their-called for wiping
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 01, 2015, 06:42:40 am
drink more fluids and use flushable wet/most/diaper/whatever-their-called for wiping

you heard it hear folks wipe with a diap
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Macropus on April 01, 2015, 02:48:55 pm
There's a good reason for me to wipe standing up (not straight up ofc, just a bit).
You see, the way I use the tp is:
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It makes the whole process much faster, but you can't really do that effectively while sitting.
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Post by: BlindGuy on April 01, 2015, 02:50:09 pm
if you have to grab half the entire roll to wipe macropus you need to change your diet buddy.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Macropus on April 01, 2015, 02:53:39 pm
if you have to grab half the entire roll to wipe macropus you need to change your diet buddy.
too much bear meat I think
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: 722_ on April 01, 2015, 11:30:15 pm
I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.

You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.

You know shitting is optional right? if you hold it in for a week it will start getting absorbed into your bloodstream and you dont need to poo anymore
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 04, 2015, 03:54:05 am
too much 'roo meat I think
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on April 06, 2015, 08:49:36 pm
Do you guys also salute your poop when you flush?  :oops:
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 08, 2015, 08:49:31 pm
Do you guys also salute your poop when you flush?  :oops:

burial at sea
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on April 08, 2015, 08:51:31 pm
burial at sea

A fart shed for those lost.
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Post by: Son Of Odin on April 08, 2015, 09:05:55 pm
burial at sea
NO!
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Macropus on April 08, 2015, 09:48:15 pm

No way! Are you taking me for some sort of savage?  :?
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Gurgumul on March 06, 2016, 04:51:46 pm
I do both. The first wipe is a scout, I do it sitting down. Usually just to check how things are going, but lately I'm getting the bunny tail poop where I have to do at least 3 sitting wipes to get it off. Then I stand up, present my butt like a submissive slut and continue wiping until clean, alternating between directions. Some time ago I used to get the so called clean poops, where they come out in one, solid ingot, and leave the anus area completely clean. Those were glorious days, but I really don't know what causes the difference in shit structure.

Hope it helps.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on March 06, 2016, 05:14:27 pm
Funny that I thought the notorious thread in question was originally created by Clockwork, the official forum sicko. Turns out Teeth is on par with him as long as he is willing to be :D
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Teeth on March 06, 2016, 09:39:34 pm
I'm fucking disgusting lol
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 06, 2016, 10:17:48 pm
I'm fucking disgusting lol

Yeah you disgusting sitting down wiper you.

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Lol I would +1 myself if I could. "We make diamonds from their asshes. Take them into battle with us." "A shining light to our brothers in arms, even in death." Had obviously forgotten that post :D.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: kwhy on March 08, 2016, 04:24:51 am
I finally bought a cheap ass bidet attachment which is not something most of us Americans use.

tell you what if your a broke ass college student (wish I had one of these when I was in school) then do yourself a favor and get one for like $30-60 on Amazon that you can attach to your toilet and you'll go through like 1 roll of toilet paper every 1-2 months.  No more of that...ohh fuck wheres the subway or taco bell napkin stash.

I used to be stander, but now have to sit and wipe once after the wash.  Honestly its a little more disgusting cause your putting your hands closer to the danger zone though.  Standing is pro.
Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Asheram on March 08, 2016, 07:47:45 am
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Title: Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Post by: Kafein on March 08, 2016, 08:46:39 pm
I really can't decide which is worse between this and the Panos thread.