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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2015, 01:01:15 am »
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You sound like you're proud of that  :?
You seem disgusted  :rolleyes:
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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2015, 01:41:53 am »
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Get well, you poor bastard. I can deal with any stomachache but persistent liquid-grade diarrhea makes you want to just die instead of seeing yourself trash about in agony.

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2015, 01:49:25 am »
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persistent liquid-grade diarrhea makes you want to just die

lolno

It isn't pleasant thing to experience but it is far from being the worst. Far worse is the complete opposite thing, when you can't have a dump for weeks. That will make you contemplate suicide.

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2015, 01:52:07 am »
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Strangely enough, I never had to experience constipation. But I had several brutal diarrhea attacks, which were totally life ruining.

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2015, 10:34:47 am »
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Why do we always find this kind of threads on melee gaming forums ?

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2015, 12:36:37 pm »
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No idea. But we obviously need a subforum dedicated entirely to shit. The crpg community deserves it :lol:

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2015, 01:09:10 pm »
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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2015, 05:14:06 pm »
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No idea. But we obviously need a subforum dedicated entirely to shit. The crpg community deserves it :lol:

we obviously need a subforum dedicated entirely to shit.

dedicated entirely to shit.

shit.

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2015, 08:24:45 pm »
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That quadruple quote was worth it  :lol:

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2015, 07:30:40 am »
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That quadruple quote was worth it  :lol:

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2015, 01:28:33 pm »
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Clean up your diet.

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2015, 01:56:52 pm »
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Clean up your diet.
How would that help?

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2015, 02:09:22 pm »
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It helps against virtually all diseases, the ones that hit the stomach in particular.

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2015, 03:19:43 pm »
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It helps against virtually all diseases, the ones that hit the stomach in particular.
What do you mean by cleaning up your diet in practice? What would a simplified, clean diet look like, and as opposed to what?
Meaning lies as much
in the mind of the reader
as in the Haiku.

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Re: Stomach flu
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2015, 04:39:44 pm »
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OP has made at least two topics on diarrhea plus two on some kind of stomach disease. Also energy drink is mentioned a lot of times. Dispensing with those would be a good start, I guess.