Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

[Shemaforash]

I tried, in my mind, to figure how to wipe while sitting down today when I shat, and it felt very weird and with very little space. Standing up feels more natural, and, by the way, to whoever mentioned stuff dropping on the floor/pants, you stand up but keep your butt over the toilet. 

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[Son Of Odin]

to whoever mentioned stuff dropping on the floor/pants, you stand up but keep your butt over the toilet. 

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[Gurnisson]

Like every choice in life where it's possible to choose between either sitting or standing while doing something, why would you even consider standing? A no-brainer

[The_Bloody_Nine]

Next obvious but important thing to discuss in this thread: Do you like the smell of your own farts? (set up next poll!)

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I do, mostly   

[Kafein]

I feel shame reading this thread, but not fapocalypse.

[Son Of Odin]

Now I wonder whether chadz used to wipe crpg sitting down or standing up

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Or squatting?

[WITCHCRAFT]

I know . Plus we really don't want to get into a debate about hemorrhoids... Well at least I don't

speak for yourself

[Latvian]

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[Miwiw]

Is anyone lying on his back while wiping? third option

[Delson]

The real question is Over or Under (referring to how the tp is on the roll)

[Casimir]

Well obviously over, only barbarians would have it any other way.  The patent even shows that this is the correct and intended way.

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[Protemus]

I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.

You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.

[Latvian]

I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.

You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.

wipe right after ur done and dont play phone games for hour while shitting and it should be fixed 

[Son Of Odin]

I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.

You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.

Dry shit is least of your worries if you spend long times on the toilet seat. Read what clockwork posted.

Hemorrhoids... Hemorrhoids everywhere.

[Clockworkkiller]

I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.

You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.

drink more fluids and use flushable wet/most/diaper/whatever-their-called for wiping