Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

[WITCHCRAFT]

drink more fluids and use flushable wet/most/diaper/whatever-their-called for wiping

you heard it hear folks wipe with a diap

[Macropus]

There's a good reason for me to wipe standing up (not straight up ofc, just a bit).
You see, the way I use the tp is:
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

It makes the whole process much faster, but you can't really do that effectively while sitting.

[BlindGuy]

if you have to grab half the entire roll to wipe macropus you need to change your diet buddy.

[Macropus]

if you have to grab half the entire roll to wipe macropus you need to change your diet buddy.

too much bear meat I think

[722_]

I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.

You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.

You know shitting is optional right? if you hold it in for a week it will start getting absorbed into your bloodstream and you dont need to poo anymore

[WITCHCRAFT]

too much 'roo meat I think

[Gravoth_iii]

Do you guys also salute your poop when you flush? 

[WITCHCRAFT]

Do you guys also salute your poop when you flush? 

burial at sea

[Gravoth_iii]

burial at sea

A fart shed for those lost.

[Son Of Odin]

burial at sea

NO!

[Macropus]

No way! Are you taking me for some sort of savage? 

[Gurgumul]

I do both. The first wipe is a scout, I do it sitting down. Usually just to check how things are going, but lately I'm getting the bunny tail poop where I have to do at least 3 sitting wipes to get it off. Then I stand up, present my butt like a submissive slut and continue wiping until clean, alternating between directions. Some time ago I used to get the so called clean poops, where they come out in one, solid ingot, and leave the anus area completely clean. Those were glorious days, but I really don't know what causes the difference in shit structure.

Hope it helps.

[Daunt_Flockula]

Funny that I thought the notorious thread in question was originally created by Clockwork, the official forum sicko. Turns out Teeth is on par with him as long as he is willing to be

[Teeth]

I'm fucking disgusting lol

[Son Of Odin]

I'm fucking disgusting lol

Yeah you disgusting sitting down wiper you.

(click to show/hide)

NO!

Lol I would +1 myself if I could. "We make diamonds from their asshes. Take them into battle with us." "A shining light to our brothers in arms, even in death." Had obviously forgotten that post :D.