Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

[Latvian]

actually this entire thread is

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[Casimir]

I can't poop without thinking about this now.

[Son Of Odin]

I can't poop without thinking about this now.

How Can Wipes Be Real If Our Poops Aren't Real

[Bronto]

I can't believe no one has posted this yet. I had to put it in a spoiler, cause slightly inappropriate.

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[Molly]

I can't believe no one has posted this yet. I had to put it in a spoiler, cause slightly inappropriate.

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I do not believe that this would be possible. The muscular strength involved wouldn't allow for the poop to exit. Clearly bogus.

[Kafein]

How Can Wipes Be Real If Our Poops Aren't Real

Jayden Poop

Now I want to play more Binding of Isaac, thanks forum!

[Son Of Odin]

People who stand up to wipe probably do this as well

[Hellsing]

How else should I place my Sir Harrington?
Otherwise i wouldn't have place for my laptop - idleing crpg

Actually I think I kinda wipe it, standing up though.. coz I dont like to feel like cartman..

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[Utrakil]

Your vid just made me watch the human centipede.
I hate you now.

[Kalam]

Where's the 'both' option? Standing up in public restrooms, sitting down in the sanctity of my own throne room.

[Clockworkkiller]

another plus of standing up is we arent as at risk for hemorrhoids as you sitters 

[Son Of Odin]

another plus of standing up is we arent as at risk for hemorrhoids as you sitters 

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[Clockworkkiller]

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It may also happen if you sit on the toilet too long because when you sit on the toilet, your anus relaxes, allowing the veins around to fill with blood, which then puts pressure on those veins.

http://www.livescience.com/34734-hemorrhoid-symptoms-treatment-causes.html

Hemorrhoids may be caused by:

    Straining during bowel movements
    Constipation
    Sitting for long periods of time, especially on the toilet
    Certain diseases, such as liver cirrhosis

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000292.htm

Do not strain or sit on the toilet for long periods of time

http://www.mckinley.illinois.edu/handouts/hemorrhoids.html


https://www.southerncross.co.nz/AboutTheGroup/HealthResources/MedicalLibrary/tabid/178/vw/1/ItemID/577/Haemorrhoids-causes-symptoms-treatment-prevention.aspx
http://www.hartfordmedicalgroup.com/ed_colorectal_hemorrhoids.php
http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/safelysit.html
https://www.healthtap.com/topics/does-sitting-on-the-toilet-too-long-cause-hemorrhoids

i could link you more


and sure, sitting while wiping wont be NEAR long enough to cause any hemorrhoid issues, i merely said it as a humorous joke

[Son Of Odin]

I know . Plus we really don't want to get into a debate about hemorrhoids... Well at least I don't

[Patoson]

I tried, in my mind, to figure how to wipe while sitting down today when I shat, and it felt very weird and with very little space. Standing up feels more natural, and, by the way, to whoever mentioned stuff dropping on the floor/pants, you stand up but keep your butt over the toilet.