Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

[Torost]

Seems most people wipe while sitting...

The REAL question is :

Do you go in from the sides/back or  the front and under (between legs) ?

Have you ever considered the pros and cons of each method of wiping?

What  shitty topic 

[Tibe]

Always wipe before not after you shit. It saves time.

[pogosan]

[Son Of Odin]

Hmm interesting results so far. Standing up seem very counter intuitive to me. What if you have diarrhea? Drops of that watery shit start running down your leg into your pants the instant you rise your buttocks from the toilet seat. Shitting in the woods is so much more simple. Just need to have a rabbit (they don't mind if there's some shit left in their fur after shitting).

Now another poop survey would be more about the actual wiping technique. How many fingers do you use to press the toilet paper on your arsehole get best results? I think the best is to use 2 fingers to really get in the zone (one finger technique is giving you too high risk of going through the paper which is not nice). Some people use their whole hand and still manage to come out of the toilet without smelling like shit. How is that even possible?

[Molly]

Teeth is clearly the voice of reason in this thread.
I had no idea that there are so many people actually standing while wiping. Certainly is an interesting result.
Will do a personal inquiry among my friends to get more views on this.

[Spurdospera]

I use that bidee showering device to clean and then just dry asshole with toilet paper. Wiping is for casuals.

(click to show/hide)

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

[Son Of Odin]

I use that bidee showering device to clean and then just dry asshole with toilet paper. Wiping is for casuals.

(click to show/hide)

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

I bet that saves you some money as you use less tp that way.

[FleetFox]

Oh lord, in my head I read "do you stand or sit for brushing teeth", maybe I drank too much beer last night... can I change my vote to sitting down? 

[Latvian]

another question is can you poop without peeing? I always wodered how others do that stuff, i will do some tests and report results.

[Prpavi]

another question is can you poop without peeing? I always wodered how others do that stuff, i will do some tests and report results.

No, I cannot

I remember a particulary traumatic experience shitting on a main bus station, they had those god awful things where you can't sit down, I was clutching my pants while squatting and not trying to piss in my pants. :trauma:

[Kalp]

[Teeth]

another question is can you poop without peeing? I always wodered how others do that stuff, i will do some tests and report results.

I learned the hard way that I can't. I woke up with a severe case of morning wood but had to poo, and I thought 'well, pooping won't be a problem' and kinda forgot about the whole peeing thing that usually accompanies pooing. I let my bowels go while my dick was still half erect pointing out of the bowl and pissed a nice line of pee across the bathroom before I thought of clenching my bladder shut. #toilettalk

[Molly]

I learned the hard way that I can't. I woke up with a severe case of morning wood but had to poo, and I thought 'well, pooping won't be a problem' and kinda forgot about the whole peeing thing that usually accompanies pooing. I let my bowels go while my dick was still half erect pointing out of the bowl and pissed a nice line of pee across the bathroom before I thought of clenching my bladder shut. #toilettalk

AHAHAHAHAHA 

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

[Clockworkkiller]

another question is can you poop without peeing? I always wodered how others do that stuff, i will do some tests and report results.

I can pee without pooping if i need to hold it, helps when your out in public or in a hurry to help relieve the struggle.






Do you go poop in a public stall? I'll only go if it's a absolute cannot wait emergency, otherwise I'll just hold it till I get home, the popping is the first thing I do when I get home

[Shemaforash]

I can pee without pooping if i need to hold it, helps when your out in public or in a hurry to help relieve the struggle.






Do you go poop in a public stall? I'll only go if it's a absolute cannot wait emergency, otherwise I'll just hold it till I get home, the popping is the first thing I do when I get home

I'm like shitbreak in American pie and always cover the toilet with toilet paper. If it has urine on the seat I'll find a new toilet. I wipe coming from my right cheek and up to the crack lmao