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Title: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Ditty on September 06, 2013, 08:37:17 am
For a little while now, I have been going under the name of Centrelink. I joined FCC, as a spy. Kesh believed my story that I was an Australian that was just looking to go attack something and be under the protection of a clan. Somehow, Kesh believed my story, and in the process, gave me a 1700 man shiny army, along with amazing gear for about 4000 troops.

The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.

I'm happy to get back to LL, I was getting sick of Kesh's hypocritical rants, for example, whinging about Frisia respeccing fiefs when they get them, yet Kesh does the exact same thing! The only thing that comes out of his mouth is bullshit.

Thanks for the army and gear, I look forward to crushing your faction to the ground.

~Centrelink

Title: Re: The Story of 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Dutchydave on September 06, 2013, 08:37:53 am
Now thats balls of steel and a wit to match  :lol:
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 06, 2013, 08:39:12 am
For a little while now, I have been going under the name of Centrelink. I joined FCC, as a spy. Kesh believed my story that I was an Australian that was just looking to go attack something and be under the protection of a clan. Somehow, Kesh believed my story, and in the process, gave me a 1700 man shiny army, along with amazing gear for about 4000 troops.

The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.

I'm happy to get back to LL, I was getting sick of Kesh's hypocritical rants, for example, whinging about Frisia respeccing fiefs when they get them, yet Kesh does the exact same thing! The only thing that comes out of his mouth is bullshit.

Thanks for the army and gear, I look forward to crushing your faction to the ground.

~Centrelink

Wait, Kesh whines about us respeccing his fiefs?

Sick! Scorched earth, motherfucker.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Charlemagne_De_Kingsmith on September 06, 2013, 08:40:12 am
Awesome job mate  :D. True balls of steel  :D
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Dutchydave on September 06, 2013, 08:49:41 am
A funny thing I would like to point out is the name centrelink, Rocket came up with this name as the one he wanted to use for his infiltration.The funny thing is centrelink is the name of the welfare office in Australia. Thanks for your welfare Kesh it will be awesome fighting you with your own gear for the next month  :lol:
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Gmnotutoo on September 06, 2013, 09:29:41 am
A proper spy would've kept with the facade all the way into the next round of strategus to obtain a higher degree of trust and inflict greater damage when it matters more.

That is the problem with these young kids today, they only think of the now and desire instant gratification. Also their music sucks.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Smoothrich on September 06, 2013, 09:34:15 am
australia is the greece of the pacific
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Matey on September 06, 2013, 09:38:37 am
"lol I joined a clan, pretended to be friends with people just so I could betray them in an internet video game lololol im so smert"

Here is a good difference between LL and FCC... On the rare occasion when someone in FCC gets the idea that it would be fun to go join another clan as a spy... we tell them not to do it; whereas LL tells them to do it.

I can't speak for others in FCC in regards to reasons not to encourage such behaviour but my own take on it is pretty simple...
1. If someone is willing to go pretend to be friends with other people and then betray them... can you really trust them not to do it to you?
2. Even if you can trust them not to do it to you... what kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?

So congratulations LL on being the scummiest clan in NA.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Ditty on September 06, 2013, 09:46:23 am
What kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?

Me obviously... It's FCC, I wouldn't do it to anyone else but you guys.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Matey on September 06, 2013, 09:48:47 am
What kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?

Me

Then I'm glad you found a home that values people like you.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Dutchydave on September 06, 2013, 09:49:11 am
"lol I joined a clan, pretended to be friends with people just so I could betray them in an internet video game lololol im so smert"

Here is a good difference between LL and FCC... On the rare occasion when someone in FCC gets the idea that it would be fun to go join another clan as a spy... we tell them not to do it; whereas LL tells them to do it.

I can't speak for others in FCC in regards to reasons not to encourage such behaviour but my own take on it is pretty simple...
1. If someone is willing to go pretend to be friends with other people and then betray them... can you really trust them not to do it to you?
2. Even if you can trust them not to do it to you... what kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?

So congratulations LL on being the scummiest clan in NA.

What a load of crap,how about FCC just gets hole clans to do it like teutonics did to KUTT and RoR did to LL.Thats why Rocket and myself decided to play you at your own game but unlike you we will admit it where FCC is going to make up some dribble instead of have the balls to admit to the truth  :lol:  I will always trust Rocket,mate  :wink:
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Matey on September 06, 2013, 09:56:03 am
What a load of crap,how about FCC just gets hole clans to do it like teutonics did to KUTT and RoR did to LL.Thats why Rocket and myself decided to play you at your own game but unlike you we will admit it where FCC is going to make up some dribble instead of have the balls to admit to the truth  :lol:

Gee, you caught us. We actually formed tuetonic out of our own members and then sneakily had them ally with KUTT so that they could later join us! it was all a grand plan and not an instance of the leadership of one clan making a strat decision. Same for RoR... they are all actually FCC members who secretly made their own faction to join LL just to screw over the mighty LL later. Guilty as charged... We the FCC have COMPLETE control over all strat factions on the map. I hate to spoil such a good surprise... but Arowaine and the old Occitan never actually left the FCC when they reformed from TBL to Occitan.. That was all a ruse so that they could become our main rivals in the future so that they could backstab the alliance they built to fight us at the key moment. Just you wait! If we ever lose a city or castle we will get our deep cover clan to wipe out their allies for us.

Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: BoneSaw on September 06, 2013, 10:37:28 am
Young man has less honor than a back alley whore. Not just any whore, a crippled, midget, and multiple amputee kind of whore(the very kind we pass around my castle). Come visit if you need a hot meal, and or a gaping turd cutter?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Dutchydave on September 06, 2013, 10:38:05 am
Gee, you caught us. We actually formed tuetonic out of our own members and then sneakily had them ally with KUTT so that they could later join us! it was all a grand plan and not an instance of the leadership of one clan making a strat decision. Same for RoR... they are all actually FCC members who secretly made their own faction to join LL just to screw over the mighty LL later. Guilty as charged... We the FCC have COMPLETE control over all strat factions on the map. I hate to spoil such a good surprise... but Arowaine and the old Occitan never actually left the FCC when they reformed from TBL to Occitan.. That was all a ruse so that they could become our main rivals in the future so that they could backstab the alliance they built to fight us at the key moment. Just you wait! If we ever lose a city or castle we will get our deep cover clan to wipe out their allies for us.

So basically what your saying is that as soon as a whole clan backstabs someone FCC welcomes to join them with open arms.You don't have to say that anyway cause your formline is true.Just think you had someone to the standards of the people you harbor in the grasp of your hands and you let him go  :lol: More typical hypocritical FCC posts
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Tuetensuppe on September 06, 2013, 11:48:29 am


The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.

so?
should he have asked an admin for former clans of you? isnt it right to trust in people?
may he was informed about all and its just all part of his master plan for strategus? got you!

anyway... grow up my little boy, no matter how old you are...
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Tyefire on September 06, 2013, 01:38:57 pm
"Betrayal is the only truth that sticks".
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Keshian on September 06, 2013, 02:01:03 pm
"lol I joined a clan, pretended to be friends with people just so I could betray them in an internet video game lololol im so smert"

Here is a good difference between LL and FCC... On the rare occasion when someone in FCC gets the idea that it would be fun to go join another clan as a spy... we tell them not to do it; whereas LL tells them to do it.

I can't speak for others in FCC in regards to reasons not to encourage such behaviour but my own take on it is pretty simple...
1. If someone is willing to go pretend to be friends with other people and then betray them... can you really trust them not to do it to you?
2. Even if you can trust them not to do it to you... what kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?

So congratulations LL on being the scummiest clan in NA.

^This - if youa re willing to sell out your integrity over a video game, it really doesnt get any lower than that lol.  But to be honest it really didnt matter you didnt have 1900 troops when you went down there, just 1600 - they gave you 300.  Most of the troops you had was from self-recruiting for the last couple months - hence why we were willing to give youa  few hundred troops mostly because you ahd so much gear you accumulated from your own trade runs and from attacking that frisian guy bringing gear abck from ismirala village (bascially just fucking over one of your allies there with mostly your own troops - was it worth 25 arbalests and 400 hundred troops?).  The only thing we sent you was 25 arbalests +3  because you didn't have any when you started to head out and we actually got you to drop off all your trade goods (3000) and some of you gear in curaw before you left - talk about deceiving yourself, lol.  We actually came ahead on gear and lost a few hundred troops in return for a guy self-recruiting for months for us and attacking frisians  - thank you :). 

Yeah i was actually not even remotely upset when i mentioned this in ts yesterday, it was like great we dont have to hire centrelink and have him feed in strat battles anymore, now they have to hahahaha - well worth losing 400 hundred troops and 25 arbalests.  Also, it was Kalam that recruited you (he doesn't play much anymore, I could have cared less, but you basically lied to a \ pretty decent guy right there - throwing out your integrity and really didnt get anything.  You really should have been pushing for a village or something at least and not done all those trade runs and recruiting for us.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Kalam on September 06, 2013, 02:14:18 pm
For a little while now, I have been going under the name of Centrelink. I joined FCC, as a spy. Kesh believed my story that I was an Australian that was just looking to go attack something and be under the protection of a clan. Somehow, Kesh believed my story, and in the process, gave me a 1700 man shiny army, along with amazing gear for about 4000 troops.

The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.

I'm happy to get back to LL, I was getting sick of Kesh's hypocritical rants, for example, whinging about Frisia respeccing fiefs when they get them, yet Kesh does the exact same thing! The only thing that comes out of his mouth is bullshit.

Thanks for the army and gear, I look forward to crushing your faction to the ground.

~Centrelink

It's called trust. Once real voices are involved, we tend to take people at their word until they prove otherwise, because, let's face it, people of that sort usually do. There's a reason every Bond villain gloats. It's because we can't help it.

Think of it like any game. If I were to maintain a serious rivalry in my amateur soccer league, I might insult the opposing teams and occasionally tackle them harder than is warranted, but I'm not going to go out of my way to join an opposing team, go to their barbecues, befriend their families, and then score an own goal one day.

Thanks for playing the short game instead of the long con, though.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 06, 2013, 02:16:01 pm
So you stole our stuff so you could throw it into the meat grinder known as Ichamur?  And you're calling Kesh retarded?  We should be thanking you for the exp.  Given LL's track record we'll regenerate the troops we actually lose in two days.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Keshian on September 06, 2013, 02:26:00 pm
So you stole our stuff so you could throw it into the meat grinder known as Ichamur?  And you're calling Kesh retarded?  Anyway, thanks for the exp.  Given LL's track record we'll regenerate the troops we actually lose in two days.

I know right :).  Im kind of hoping he atatcks with his mostly shit gear - hundreds of +3 brown surcoats over mail and unloomed weapons of various sorts - though when they gave him 300 troops they probably gave him better egar - will probably have to sell most of what he accumulated for them since its inferior to what they usually use to get a 1:2 k/d.  Its just funny they went to such elaborate lengths and sell out their integrity (kind of expect that of greasy to be teaching little boys to lie (we have had young members offer to do cheap things like this and we always come back with a resounding no, we are better than that)) for really no gain, I think we actually came out ahead with the goods he gathered for us and the armies and villages he attacked for us.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 06, 2013, 02:36:23 pm
Who was that one guy who joined our clan then was granted Ismarala or something?

That was Waffle who I made a deal with in which his little Roman themed clan got Ismirala and we got troops. I believe we cashed in 400 of the 1200 (numbers aren't concrete at this point, it has been a long time) but I didn't hound him to get me the rest of the troops. One of his clan-mates told me that he was gloating that I forgot and he got the better end of the deal, but I just didn't want to be harsh, I guess. Anyway, he never paid any more than that, and he ended up disbanding his clan and joining FCC without letting me know, and FCC inherited the village. I didn't go and ask anyone for it back or anything like that, just kinda sat back and went "huh, well how about that."

So it's quite a bit different, just one guy being moderately rude and not repaying his internet nerd debt and passing his ill-gotten gains to FCC, not that the village really amounted to much.

Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Panos_ on September 06, 2013, 02:41:43 pm
australia is the greece of the pacific

oh look, a black in spanishblack makes fun of Greece.

Don`t you have some wealthfare money to spend on KFC ??
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Dutchydave on September 06, 2013, 02:49:19 pm
^This - if youa re willing to sell out your integrity over a video game, it really doesnt get any lower than that lol.  But to be honest it really didnt matter you didnt have 1900 troops when you went down there, just 1600 - they gave you 300.  Most of the troops you had was from self-recruiting for the last couple months - hence why we were willing to give youa  few hundred troops mostly because you ahd so much gear you accumulated from your own trade runs and from attacking that frisian guy bringing gear abck from ismirala village (bascially just fucking over one of your allies there with mostly your own troops - was it worth 25 arbalests and 400 hundred troops?).  The only thing we sent you was 25 arbalests +3  because you didn't have any when you started to head out and we actually got you to drop off all your trade goods (3000) and some of you gear in curaw before you left - talk about deceiving yourself, lol.  We actually came ahead on gear and lost a few hundred troops in return for a guy self-recruiting for months for us and attacking frisians  - thank you :). 

Yeah i was actually not even remotely upset when i mentioned this in ts yesterday, it was like great we dont have to hire centrelink and have him feed in strat battles anymore, now they have to hahahaha - well worth losing 400 hundred troops and 25 arbalests.  Also, it was Kalam that recruited you (he doesn't play much anymore, I could have cared less, but you basically lied to a \ pretty decent guy right there - throwing out your integrity and really didnt get anything.  You really should have been pushing for a village or something at least and not done all those trade runs and recruiting for us.

LMFAO Kesh you are so full of shit,I reckon you believe your own dribble. You gave him 1000 troops at Curaw. LoL it dosn't matter where you got the gear from you owned it and now you don't :P You say you not even remotely upset? Quiet a different story to the pm's you sent Rocket begging him to come back with his army  :lol: The  500 +3 mace he bought at Curaw where for me cause that's all I was short on  :lol: Centrelink did own a village you gave him but we wanted him out of there cause he couldn't do much sitting in there. He did recruiting for you lmfao he didn't give you 1 troop. But the army was just a bonus as all the intel he gave has played a hand in some of the positions FCC finds itself in right now  :lol: Like you had 6 armys coming to reinforce Ichamur and now only 1 is left hiding in the castle  :lol:
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Dutchydave on September 06, 2013, 02:59:21 pm
I know right :).  Im kind of hoping he atatcks with his mostly shit gear - hundreds of +3 brown surcoats over mail and unloomed weapons of various sorts - though when they gave him 300 troops they probably gave him better egar - will probably have to sell most of what he accumulated for them since its inferior to what they usually use to get a 1:2 k/d.  Its just funny they went to such elaborate lengths and sell out their integrity (kind of expect that of greasy to be teaching little boys to lie (we have had young members offer to do cheap things like this and we always come back with a resounding no, we are better than that)) for really no gain, I think we actually came out ahead with the goods he gathered for us and the armies and villages he attacked for us.

Once again you are so full of shit and I think you are the only person that believes the hypocritical dribble that you post. There was armor for 4000 troops in that gear with over 1k sets of plate,I had to add a few items to balance his army out but 95% of it use to be yours and it is very nice,it will be FCC v FCC tonight and expect plenty of xp all  :lol: You have had members offer what lmao you took teutonics and RoR straight under your wing even before they pulled off their backstabbing and now your claiming your against this,you are so funny.You clearly must think everyone is a moron and never noticed any of this happening in front of their eyes and they will just believe what ever you say. But its true compulsive liars usually become that tied up in their web of lies that they end up believing it themselves.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Haramir on September 06, 2013, 03:09:30 pm
Its pretty sad to see LL gaining such a looser reputation.  That clan used to be fill with a lot of great player but now all we heard about is people happy to steal troops on Strat, which is just completely retard, or other player insulting Kesh continualy like they really think about him all day long...

Members breaking off from a clan out of a disagreament is ok in my opinion, but all these spy thing and selling shit for Crpg gold and Loom is pretty stupid and it ruin the Strat experience which already has is weakness
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Reinhardt on September 06, 2013, 03:21:58 pm
Strange... these stories always seem to involve a 14 year old.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Chestaclese on September 06, 2013, 03:42:40 pm
Can't trust Austrailians, they're all a bunch of liars and thieves.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: dynamike on September 06, 2013, 04:24:45 pm
Standing on the walkway above the castle gate, dynamike scratched his beard in thought. Below him and running away from the castle, all the while giggling manically to himself, was the young waif the FCC had taken up in their care.

The boy appeared to be in a joyous mood, judging by all the hopping up and down and hugging himself he did. Joyous, and perhaps a bit mad. He seemed to have many of our own troops and gear in his tow, which had a hard time keeping up with the skipping about.

dynamike thought about how he never really had the chance to get to know the guy as Kesh, the red pubes of fire witch from hell - as her friends called her - appeared.

"Sup, Kesh?" dynamike greeted and inquired "That guy leaving us again already?". Kesh, red light shimmering through her pants in the crotch area, replied "Yeah, seems like we got us another spy. A shame that, too. People just don't seem to be trustworthy anymore these days. Do you think we should stop believing in people and not giving any power to new members anymore?"

At these words dynamike turned around, grabbing Kesh by both shoulders, careful not to fuss with that beautiful red mane of hers, and shook her heavily "Don't you dare! Don't you even dare to think about it! Once we stop to believe in the good in people, once we stop treating everyone that comes to us for help as one of our own, this will be the time when the FCC fails! The time when the Companies of Calradia are FREE no more! A day like this may come, BUT TODAY IS NOT THIS DAY! ...hey, is your crotch light getting brighter??"

Kesh, clearly shaken from dynamike's speech - and possibly the actual shaking - strode to her room, locked her door and closed her blinds. Sounds akin to weeping could be heard through the castle for the next 20 odd minutes.

dynamike turned his gaze back to the outside of the castle, where the boy was slowly shrinking away into the distance. Pondering to himself, dynamike mumbled:

"Why the fuck is he walking upside down?"
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on September 06, 2013, 04:53:59 pm
Very sad that there are people who are proud of betraying...I did it myself once (not in the way you dared to do...)  and I regret it as fuck...
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on September 06, 2013, 06:46:58 pm
if youa re willing to sell out your integrity over a video game, it really doesnt get any lower than that

Internet honor the true mark of a man.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: BaleOhay on September 06, 2013, 06:51:29 pm
The fcc is not the FBI.. it ia not like we do extensive background checks. You showed interest in joining, we said welcome aboard. Mission accomplished. Your great life achievement could literally be done by anyone who owns a copy of crpg. It could also be done to any clan in game just as easily. Gloating over it is pretty funny considering.

Once again we get a prime example of how any low down and dirty thing against fcc is celebrated. Anything can be justified as long as you do it to us, not because it is something we have ever done but because you think it might be something we could do. 
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 06, 2013, 07:19:28 pm
I think we're talking about two separate instances. Some guy joined our clan, hung out in TS, then disappeared and reappeared with an FCC fief almost immediately afterward. Way after Ismirala was sold on our end.

Not that I'm condoning LL's actions, just trying to ruffle up this moral high ground that is being taken up.

Yeah, I do remember that now. Fuck, I think the dude's name was Spartacus. I believe he made a little viking clan and then never played the game again or something.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: BaleOhay on September 06, 2013, 07:21:58 pm
We did not spy on you guys. I remember sparticus name but he was not in our faction long either. I think he was going to hunt white dots around our cities.. lasted very short time and he was gone again.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Aderyn on September 06, 2013, 07:26:02 pm
This is great. Let the tears flow. =)
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 06, 2013, 07:26:54 pm
We did not spy on you guys. I remember sparticus name but he was not in our faction long either. I think he was going to hunt white dots around our cities.. lasted very short time and he was gone again.

Yeah, it didn't bother me at all. No worries on that.

While I'm not really down with spying by inserting a person into another's faction (I'm straight with gathering intel by word of mouth or shenanigans like that) I do think its hilarious. Maybe if it happens to us someone else will think its hilarious. I enjoy being able to denounce something but still get chuckles from it.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: bagge on September 06, 2013, 07:44:12 pm
Aussie spies best spies?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 06, 2013, 07:53:49 pm
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Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: BaleOhay on September 06, 2013, 08:26:27 pm
This is great. Let the tears flow. =)

what tears?

they would need to do this three more times to even get close to the capped tickets and gear we get.from them this strat.

ot is funny these are the same guys who bought our fief from one of players for a mw crossbow behind our backs. How did that turn out again?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Goretooth on September 06, 2013, 08:36:43 pm
Serves you right for recruiting young people. At hosp we 18+  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 06, 2013, 08:40:46 pm
...like teutonics did to KUTT...


Hey now I thought that was due to diplomacy from me and Fallen, not FCC, don't steal my glory.


Anyways this is a silly thread, but for "tricking" others I dare say there have been far greater incidents in strat. Best of luck to you and congratulations on hoodwinking someone in Strategus for the sake of forum drama and a single-yet-shiny army!
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 06, 2013, 08:41:25 pm
I'm going to end the denial.  I am ready to admit that this was a master stroke, and our days of Strategus will quickly be coming to an end.  Check mate.  Deep blue got us.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 06, 2013, 09:04:58 pm
“You wear your honor like a suit of armor...You think it keeps you safe, but all it does is weigh you down and make it hard for you to move.”
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Kalam on September 06, 2013, 09:24:13 pm
Serves you right for recruiting young people. At hosp we 18+  :mrgreen:

How old was Swift and True, again? Or is it True and Swift...anyway...you're right. The reason the first post amused me was because this is the kind of thing I pulled in games, oh, more than a decade ago. Ganking afks, infiltrating factions, and initiating plots to undermine people. While membership to the individual clans in the FCC is regulated by those clans, I don't really know how generalized FCC members work...and I'm in it. That said, every game needs fresh blood to survive, and eliminating a large part of the new population seems unwise if we're to foster growth.

Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, you're always welcome back to FCC later, Ditto. We could even do a player exchange program.

This entire thing was worth this post...

Standing on the walkway above the castle gate, dynamike scratched his beard in thought. Below him and running away from the castle, all the while giggling manically to himself, was the young waif the FCC had taken up in their care.

The boy appeared to be in a joyous mood, judging by all the hopping up and down and hugging himself he did. Joyous, and perhaps a bit mad. He seemed to have many of our own troops and gear in his tow, which had a hard time keeping up with the skipping about.

dynamike thought about how he never really had the chance to get to know the guy as Kesh, the red pubes of fire witch from hell - as her friends called her - appeared.

"Sup, Kesh?" dynamike greeted and inquired "That guy leaving us again already?". Kesh, red light shimmering through her pants in the crotch area, replied "Yeah, seems like we got us another spy. A shame that, too. People just don't seem to be trustworthy anymore these days. Do you think we should stop believing in people and not giving any power to new members anymore?"

At these words dynamike turned around, grabbing Kesh by both shoulders, careful not to fuss with that beautiful red mane of hers, and shook her heavily "Don't you dare! Don't you even dare to think about it! Once we stop to believe in the good in people, once we stop treating everyone that comes to us for help as one of our own, this will be the time when the FCC fails! The time when the Companies of Calradia are FREE no more! A day like this may come, BUT TODAY IS NOT THIS DAY! ...hey, is your crotch light getting brighter??"

Kesh, clearly shaken from dynamike's speech - and possibly the actual shaking - strode to her room, locked her door and closed her blinds. Sounds akin to weeping could be heard through the castle for the next 20 odd minutes.

dynamike turned his gaze back to the outside of the castle, where the boy was slowly shrinking away into the distance. Pondering to himself, dynamike mumbled:

"Why the fuck is he walking upside down?"


Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Dutchydave on September 06, 2013, 09:46:11 pm

Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, you're always welcome back to FCC later, Ditto. We could even do a player exchange program.


Could I trade you for Kesh?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Nightmare798 on September 06, 2013, 09:56:06 pm
moar like story of 13yrs old asspie...
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 06, 2013, 09:58:00 pm
shit thread m8
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 06, 2013, 10:16:34 pm
You little rippa you Ditto.  I reckon yous should be grinning like a shot fox about these spewin sticky beaks.  We tall poppies get wobbly at all the date whinges from FCC.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Lemon on September 06, 2013, 10:37:02 pm
Shows that Australians never changed ways from when they were originally dumped on that island to die.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Socks on September 06, 2013, 10:55:22 pm
10/10 would read again
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Keshian on September 06, 2013, 11:52:11 pm
I'm going to end the denial.  I am ready to admit that this was a master stroke, and our days of Strategus will quickly be coming to an end.  Check mate.  Deep blue got us.

So true.  I think we spent a whole minute talking about it and then forgot about it because we mostly didn't care some guy running off with mostly his own troops and gear he built up after he had repeatedly attacked frisians for us, including after they took fenada.  Actually would be happy to have more "super serial" spies in our clan like that, could maybe take halmar back that way.  To be fair i did get some amusement watching greasy sage on page 1-3 frothing at the mouth desperate to show how clever and awesome his convoluted plot lasting 2 months was, that really didn't do much of anything (10/10 would read again).

yes, greasy sage, i did try to warn centelink repeatedly because he was walking into a disaster for him I thought and yes I do try to help my members not completely fuck up, by repeatedly trying to get a hold of them to not slowly march through enemy territory with an under-sized army and weighed down by 3k crates of mostly average gear.  Tried to conjole him not to suicide, thought it was just some 14 year old being stupid and needed embellishment to get him to not suicide until it was worthwhile so more armies could get in - which they eventually did - 1800 more troops - roughly costing you 3.5k troops of yours based on your usual 1:2 k/d.

And yeah, Ismirala - waffle sold with his troops to another faction for a loom point because it was their fief, spartacus had left our faction a while ago before he ever got ismirala - was in conquistadores clan at that point when he was given ownership of ismirala.


P.S.  Oh shit, I just was informed there is a guy named SpyGarem in our faction.  hes been deep undercover for 9 months now - when will this sleeper cell come out?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Canuck on September 07, 2013, 12:15:20 am
Gobbies all around
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Goretooth on September 07, 2013, 12:18:04 am
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Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Relit on September 07, 2013, 12:19:02 am
The Raven blacklist keeps on growing. This is just sad.

I was at war with the FCC. Kesh and I went back and forth for a little bit too but I am not going to go out of my way to pass a recruit/member into FCC for the purpose of spying and then betraying them. Whats the point in this exactly? Hurray! You sure messed with them. But in doing so have hurt LL beyond measure.

Knowing that the LL leadership actually approved this... How am I supposed to trust anything anybody in LL says after this?

PS Bragging about doing this makes it even worse. At least try to keep some plausible deniability jeez. Its like I'm trying to talk politics/espionage to a 14 year old...
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Gmnotutoo on September 07, 2013, 12:31:16 am
So I'm browsing the marketplace for trades today to see what I can get for my Champion Courser and I notice an offer from this kid, it's pretty funny. So I look him up specifically and find this.

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You're an ass-hat, Kiddo.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 07, 2013, 12:43:20 am
People who refuse to give equal trades are scumbags. I am committed to treating people well with trades.

I once bought Masterwork Stones for 3 loom points; I insisted upon it.

I once gave away four loom points to peasant scrubs that I expected to AFK and never play again (I was right).

You people offering 2 loom points and 45k gold for a +3 item are scumbads.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Matey on September 07, 2013, 12:47:11 am
People who refuse to give equal trades are scumbags. I am committed to treating people well with trades.

I once bought Masterwork Stones for 3 loom points; I insisted upon it.

I once gave away four loom points to peasant scrubs that I expected to AFK and never play again (I was right).

You people offering 2 loom points and 45k gold for a +3 item are scumbads.

Daru, your signature quote is so out of date. I declared LL to be the biggest scumbags at least 10 hours ago now.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 07, 2013, 12:49:14 am
I'll only remove it if you fuckers finally accept Cavalieres_Daruvian to FCC.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Gmnotutoo on September 07, 2013, 12:50:06 am
I'll only remove it if you fuckers finally accept Cavalieres_Daruvian to FCC.

I told you how protocol works. You have to ask Huey or make a gay rp post with Joe.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 07, 2013, 12:50:57 am
Can I just copy and paste one of my old RP posts or does it have to be new?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Goretooth on September 07, 2013, 12:51:29 am
So I'm browsing the marketplace for trades today to see what I can get for my Champion Courser and I notice an offer from this kid, it's pretty funny. So I look him up specifically and find this.

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You're an ass-hat, Kiddo.
Stop stalking the 14 year old boy.  :lol:
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Gmnotutoo on September 07, 2013, 12:53:52 am
Can I just copy and paste one of my old RP posts or does it have to be new?

Up to Joe. Although I think he enjoys doing new and wild things.

-Gore, when someone is offering 500k for a +3 Courser I have to understand why. :( I cannot fathom the type of personality it takes to rip someone off so badly.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Matey on September 07, 2013, 12:55:52 am
I'll only remove it if you fuckers finally accept Cavalieres_Daruvian to FCC.

Just find a rank 10 Cavalieres guy to accept your app.

Pick one. (if you can find one)

Cavalieres_Aegon
Cavalieres_Edmond
Cavalieres_Flawless
Cavalieres_KaMiKaZe_JoE
Cavalieres_Mike_N_Ike
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 07, 2013, 12:58:06 am
Just applied to FCC. If you don't accept me right now I'll just have Joe ninja me in at some later date.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Relit on September 07, 2013, 01:00:45 am
Can I just copy and paste one of my old RP posts or does it have to be new?

Come into my office. We can make magic together.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Goretooth on September 07, 2013, 01:04:17 am
Up to Joe. Although I think he enjoys doing new and wild things.

-Gore, when someone is offering 500k for a +3 Courser I have to understand why. :( I cannot fathom the type of personality it takes to rip someone off so badly.
Cause they like money?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on September 07, 2013, 01:12:53 am
For a little while now, I have been going under the name of Centrelink. I joined FCC, as a spy. Kesh believed my story that I was an Australian that was just looking to go attack something and be under the protection of a clan. Somehow, Kesh believed my story, and in the process, gave me a 1700 man shiny army, along with amazing gear for about 4000 troops.

The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.

I'm happy to get back to LL, I was getting sick of Kesh's hypocritical rants, for example, whinging about Frisia respeccing fiefs when they get them, yet Kesh does the exact same thing! The only thing that comes out of his mouth is bullshit.

Thanks for the army and gear, I look forward to crushing your faction to the ground.

~Centrelink

PS: I'm a douchebag.

         ^ You forgot that bit.

Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 07, 2013, 01:22:44 am
         ^ You forgot that bit.

It really goes without saying.  MY favorite part is the bit where a 1.6k army turns the tide in the war- "i look forward to crushing your faction to the ground."
It tickles me that this child was still in elementary when Kesh and I were running strat 2.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 07, 2013, 01:42:40 am
MASTERSTROKE
thread over
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Jack1 on September 07, 2013, 01:49:33 am
it was like great we dont have to hire centrelink and have him feed in strat battles anymore, now they have to hahahaha

leave FCC today to find out what they REALLY think about you!
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Socks on September 07, 2013, 02:02:49 am
My guess was greasy told him to: lelelle doode so awesome post on fourms all the ppl be liek LOOOOOOL FCC GOT REKT RAMMED NERDSZ  but well they all thought wrong.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Thumper on September 07, 2013, 02:09:53 am
No tears, just dreams.

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Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Bronto on September 07, 2013, 02:48:28 am
Here is a good difference between LL and FCC... On the rare occasion when someone in FCC gets the idea that it would be fun to go join another clan as a spy... we tell them not to do it; whereas LL tells them to do it.

Now granted, Kesh did not try to join Chaos or FIDLGB, he did come to our teamspeak pretending to be Uumdi and tried to get strat information off of people that were there you know. So pot calling kettle black, who's surprised?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Goretooth on September 07, 2013, 03:01:15 am
Now granted, Kesh did not try to join Chaos or FIDLGB, he did come to our teamspeak pretending to be Uumdi and tried to get strat information off of people that were there you know. So pot calling kettle black, who's surprised?
lol he pretended to be someone else in your ts?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Matey on September 07, 2013, 03:13:37 am
Now granted, Kesh did not try to join Chaos or FIDLGB, he did come to our teamspeak pretending to be Uumdi and tried to get strat information off of people that were there you know. So pot calling kettle black, who's surprised?

My name is Kesh? Kesh asked me about this idea? Kesh actually joined choaps then left with their stuff?

didnt daruvian used to always come into FCC ts as Keshian?

Anyways, basically... that isn't even close to as bad... that is like kinda sketchy compared to full scumbag.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Goretooth on September 07, 2013, 03:17:08 am
My name is Kesh? Kesh asked me about this idea? Kesh actually joined choaps then left with their stuff?

didnt daruvian used to always come into FCC ts as Keshian?

Anyways, basically... that isn't even close to as bad... that is like kinda sketchy compared to full scumbag.
like trying to hire me to tk the other team during a strat battle? yeah full scumbag ^ which is just as bad or worse.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 07, 2013, 03:34:38 am
MASTERSTROKE
thread over
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 07, 2013, 03:35:51 am
My name is Kesh? Kesh asked me about this idea? Kesh actually joined choaps then left with their stuff?

didnt daruvian used to always come into FCC ts as Keshian?

Anyways, basically... that isn't even close to as bad... that is like kinda sketchy compared to full scumbag.

PROtip: Daruvian went into EVERY ts as Keshian, including our own.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on September 07, 2013, 03:36:33 am
It really goes without saying.  MY favorite part is the bit where a 1.6k army turns the tide in the war- "i look forward to crushing your faction to the ground."
It tickles me that this child was still in elementary when Kesh and I were running strat 2.

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5037

This kid is amusing beyond belief.

PS: I would have broken your forward spawn in minutes if Desire_Of_Chaos wasn't being so damn patient with a loaded arbalest. :)
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Gmnotutoo on September 07, 2013, 03:37:16 am
like trying to hire me to tk the other team during a strat battle? yeah full scumbag ^ which is just as bad or worse.

Your reign of terror as an admin is leagues above anyone in this thread. ;)


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Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Tyefire on September 07, 2013, 03:37:35 am
GF LLJK
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Matey on September 07, 2013, 03:37:52 am
like trying to hire me to tk the other team during a strat battle? yeah full scumbag ^ which is just as bad or worse.

I made a joke with a friend who was expected to say "lol no". I never for a second expected you to take that seriously let alone to do it. The mistake I made was believing you to be my friend... ever... let alone for the better part of two years. I realized not too long ago that you have never considered me as a friend, I was just someone you would try to get strat info out of. Your true self shines through everytime fighting picks up between hosp and FCC, that is when you can no longer pretend not to hate me and every single person in the FCC for daring to war your clan in internet knights. But yeah, me joking around two years ago with someone I believed to be my friend at the time is definitely full scumbag.


p.s. I see the battle ended rather in our favour, thanks for returning so much gear.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Bronto on September 07, 2013, 03:40:58 am
lol he pretended to be someone else in your ts?

Yeah! It will forever be known as the night of Uumdi1....Uumdi was already there so it kind of backfired!

Edit: Don't take posting, people, or this game too seriously; you're gonna have a bad time. It's a game people. Just a game.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Keshian on September 07, 2013, 03:44:45 am
Now granted, Kesh did not try to join Chaos or FIDLGB, he did come to our teamspeak pretending to be Uumdi and tried to get strat information off of people that were there you know. So pot calling kettle black, who's surprised?

Lol, no one of our traders was worried they were going to be attacked during our war with chaos 4-5 months ago and i didnt want to hop on and let them see we were still awake, so i just chose a random name. hopped on for 2 seconds, saw how empty it was, left, and told our trader runner they were safe to leave - hence the permanent ban (way out of proportion, but hey they love me that much).

I didnt even go back to the server for 2-3 months and when i joined I forgot my name was still that, while i was recruiting for a battle.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Gmnotutoo on September 07, 2013, 03:47:03 am
Yeah! It will forever be known as the night of Uumdi1....Uumdi was already there so it kind of backfired!

Edit: Don't take posting, people, or this game too seriously; you're gonna have a bad time. It's a game people. Just a game.

What if it isn't? What if irl is really the game and strategus is our real lives?

Do you want to know what true reality is? Because if you want to know, I can show you. You just have to follow me down the rabbit hole, mind your sanity because it might get lost along the way.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Bronto on September 07, 2013, 03:50:41 am
Lol, no one of our traders was worried they were going to be attacked during our war with chaos 4-5 months ago and i didnt want to hop on and let them see we were still awake, so i just chose a random name. hopped on for 2 seconds, saw how empty it was, left, and told our trader runner they were safe to leave - hence the permanent ban (way out of proportion, but hey they love me that much).

Riiiiigghhtt...c.y.a. bro. Cover your ass.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Goretooth on September 07, 2013, 04:10:08 am
I made a joke with a friend who was expected to say "lol no". I never for a second expected you to take that seriously let alone to do it. The mistake I made was believing you to be my friend... ever... let alone for the better part of two years. I realized not too long ago that you have never considered me as a friend, I was just someone you would try to get strat info out of. Your true self shines through everytime fighting picks up between hosp and FCC, that is when you can no longer pretend not to hate me and every single person in the FCC for daring to war your clan in internet knights. But yeah, me joking around two years ago with someone I believed to be my friend at the time is definitely full scumbag.


p.s. I see the battle ended rather in our favour, thanks for returning so much gear.
No hate just surprised at the time you asked me and then you calling other people scumbags for doing similar things. You lost my respect when that happened. What kind of friend asks another to tk his teammates for gold? It was a mistake to ask me to do such a thing. Sorry I don't play strat that way and is which I will never have the FCC tag.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Matey on September 07, 2013, 04:13:35 am
No hate just surprised at the time you asked me and then you calling other people scumbags for doing similar things. You lost my respect when that happened.

I bet what really went through your head was "Ah ha! He actually thinks we are friends so he made a joke! now I can go paste this conversation all over the forums to make FCC  look bad! YES!!!"
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 07, 2013, 04:15:07 am
I was actually talking to Matey (2 years ago) about said offer (now that we're digging up old news).  We had discussed asking you to change sides (apparently  a regular occurrence lately) and he joked about asking you to just betray your team instead.  It was funny and relevant because a faction was punished a week prior for the same thing.  No one was seriously asking you to do so.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Goretooth on September 07, 2013, 04:15:51 am
I bet what really went through your head was "Ah ha! He actually thinks we are friends so he made a joke! now I can go paste this conversation all over the forums to make FCC  look bad! YES!!!"
Yes was my fault for saying no to tking teammates in strat for gold. Sorry matey to let you down and ruin our friendship.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 07, 2013, 04:17:07 am
Yes was my fault for saying no to tking teammates in strat for gold. Sorry matey to let you down and ruin our friendship.
^Read my post above.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Matey on September 07, 2013, 04:19:22 am
Yes was my fault for saying no to tking teammates in strat for gold. Sorry matey to let you down and ruin our friendship.

Naw. You didn't say no to a real offer. You ran and cried all over the forums because I made a joke with you. Also, I forgave you for that later when you went back to pretending to be friends with me and we mostly got along for another year until we became strat enemies again at which point you started be a huge asshole again... so I took you off steam so I wouldnt have to have you being an asshole to me on steam... then you kept asking me to add you back since you were sorry... and I did... then one day we fought hosp again and you flipped shit at me immediately at which point i deleted you again. For good this time. You take strat way too fucking seriously. I actually like the vast majority of my strat enemies... you hate all your strat enemies and would probably attack them IRL for fighting your faction in strat.

p.s. we should get our own thread for our lovers quarrel and leave this one to laughing at centrelink for blowing 1900 troops to kill 450 and returning most of our gear.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Goretooth on September 07, 2013, 04:23:39 am
Naw. You didn't say no to a real offer. You ran and cried all over the forums because I made a joke with you. Also, I forgave you for that later when you went back to pretending to be friends with me and we mostly got along for another year until we became strat enemies again at which point you started be a huge asshole again... so I took you off steam so I wouldnt have to have you being an asshole to me on steam... then you kept asking me to add you back since you were sorry... and I did... then one day we fought hosp again and you flipped shit at me immediately at which point i deleted you again. For good this time. You take strat way too fucking seriously. I actually like the vast majority of my strat enemies... you hate all your strat enemies and would probably attack them IRL for fighting your faction in strat.

p.s. we should get our own thread for our lovers quarrel and leave this one to laughing at centrelink for blowing 1900 troops to kill 450 and returning most of our gear.
Yes my fault you wanted me to tk teamtes for you to get a internet castle easier sorry matey.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 07, 2013, 04:24:57 am
^Read my post above.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: miggy on September 07, 2013, 04:50:16 am
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 07, 2013, 05:04:51 am
I actually think this was cool?

WHY? Cause no crpg money was involved. In fact, it was only a strat related thing(gear/troops) and some drama. That, to me, is EXACTLY what should happen in strat.

Trading shit for looms is a "Meh." I don't support it, but I won't condone it either.

I still would trade with him, and sell shit, cause that's the purpose of the game. But then again, I don't fight often anymore. I just fund wars from the background like the CIA does.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Pistachio on September 07, 2013, 07:59:14 pm
What a load of crap,how about FCC just gets hole clans to do it like teutonics did to KUTT and RoR did to LL.Thats why Rocket and myself decided to play you at your own game but unlike you we will admit it where FCC is going to make up some dribble instead of have the balls to admit to the truth  :lol:  I will always trust Rocket,mate  :wink:
We never joined up with FCC.
With Teutonics it was a offer to leave KUTT and join FCC. We left on our own. Stop acting like FCC stole us from you guys. And FCC never helped us like they did to Teutonics.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: HarryCrumb on September 07, 2013, 08:13:56 pm
i'm still a spy for remnerds. fk ravens.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 07, 2013, 09:18:30 pm
Serves you right for recruiting young people. At hosp we 18+  :mrgreen:

Tailor_Swift?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on September 07, 2013, 10:09:39 pm
The story of a 14 year old autist  :shock:

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Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Bronto on September 08, 2013, 03:51:52 am
The story of a 14 year old autist  :shock:

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Lol! Europeans on a NA thread.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Charlemagne_De_Kingsmith on September 08, 2013, 05:28:51 am
Jeez so many butt hurt people in here. The guy was employed by his clan to act as a spy and did the job wonderfully. And a spy’s job is to infiltrate the opposition and gather Intel, disrupt or confuse the enemy, and destroy or in this case steal vital assets. It’s what I believe is called espionage and its a beautiful part of strategus that should be admired. Not many other games give you that choice or allow it.

And also would like to add strat is a game, have fun and enjoy wrecking havoc and terror.  :twisted:
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: BaleOhay on September 08, 2013, 06:16:51 am
couple of issues with that...

He did more for us then he did to hurt us in his short time in the faction. We also capped your poor attempt to take Ich and got all the gear back at very little cost in tickets.

All you exposed is we are trusting and accepting and that you are a low and classless faction. Congrats.. I guess?

Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 08, 2013, 06:21:12 am
This thread is shit and I'm sad that you fuckers haven't stopped posting in it yet. You cannot take a side without being gay.

Your choices are:

Take the side of an edgy 14-year old Aussie betraying people autistically on the internet.

or

Take the side of the manchildren putting down the edgy 14-year that autistically betrayed them.

You're a shitlord either way.

Just stop you vietnam shits.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Lemon on September 08, 2013, 06:52:22 am
This thread is shit and I'm sad that you fuckers haven't stopped posting in it yet. You cannot take a side without being gay.

Your choices are:

Take the side of an edgy 14-year old Aussie betraying people autistically on the internet.

or

Take the side of the manchildren putting down the edgy 14-year that autistically betrayed them.

You're a shitlord either way.

Just stop you vietnam shits.

Amen
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Smoothrich on September 08, 2013, 08:30:45 pm
This thread is shit and I'm sad that you fuckers haven't stopped posting in it yet. You cannot take a side without being gay.

Your choices are:

Take the side of an edgy 14-year old Aussie betraying people autistically on the internet.

or

Take the side of the manchildren putting down the edgy 14-year that autistically betrayed them.

You're a shitlord either way.

Just stop you vietnam shits.

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Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 09, 2013, 05:02:52 pm
Did all of kesh's shit talking get him to over 60% warning level?  Tried finding an obvious reason for his warning level, but could not.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Aderyn on September 09, 2013, 05:31:30 pm
Did all of kesh's shit talking get him to over 60% warning level?  Tried finding an obvious reason for his warning level, but could not.

Well he's full of shit in 100% of his posts so it was only a matter of time.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Christo on September 10, 2013, 12:40:42 am
Oh look, people still care about strategus for some reason.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Jack1 on September 10, 2013, 12:54:01 am
Oh look, people still care about strategus for some reason.

Go back to EU were the bundle of stickss turtle up and apparently nobody cares..... fucking casual.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: HeraldOfTheGOBBLINKING on September 10, 2013, 01:07:44 am
Serves you right for recruiting young people. At hosp we 18+  :mrgreen:
There's no way TaylorSwift was 18, it felt illegal just being in the same TS channel as her/him/it
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Bjord on September 10, 2013, 02:12:50 am
Are we supposed to applaud the OP?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: HappyPhantom on September 10, 2013, 02:18:44 am
Why would anyone ever trust an Australian? Clearly their "settlement" history is not well known in the northern hemispheres.

Also: YAWN.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Bjord on September 10, 2013, 02:22:10 am
Well, observing the Australians in this community (except FRANK, who is cool), who FYI are all obnoxious brats from PK, you should have been more wary, FCC - even if he was merely pretending!
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Dutchydave on September 10, 2013, 06:35:43 am
Just for the record I was never in PK and was always against them until the end, Rocket(centrelink) was briefly with them before joining LL and Lionheart and his brother are both new players.PK members never really got involved in strat apart from a few that lasted only a month or 2. Also for the record I was the only LL member who endorsed this spy activity and would only ever consider doing it to FCC,not that I have a problem with most people FCC in general just Kesh. Last strat I had a very good relations with BaleOhay and still consider him a top bloke.Frank the Tank is a ledgend and its a shame he don't really play anymore.

Also I must add that Matey was very pleasant to deal with while attacking his city but unfortunately we had no interest in attacking him in a diplomatic way.I understand his offer of setting a time to attack so he could take troops out so we didn't have to attack with so many but personally war is war and the "please sir can I attack you". "yes sir no worrys I will accommodate you" Just doesn't tickle my RP fancies.

From a bigger picture,what fun what strat be without an enemy and who is a more worthy enemy then FCC?Lol I don't mind talking the fight up to make it more interesting in the same way a boxer dose for his.But in saying that I personally think Kesh is a goose and have no respect for his morals based on the utter hypocritical dribble he plagues these forums with day in day out.

Well LL certainly has reasons to be at war with FCC and Eternal war was declared just incase someone thought it would end. Say what you like or pass the buck but as far as im concerned twice FCC inserted whole clans into our ranks as spies or if not endorsed them with open arms the minute they backstabbed us. secondly when we where sieging Teutonics at Slezkh castle(a fair fight if anything their clan was much bigger) FCC decided to step and and take away our glory in a bully tactic. Thirdly Kesh pm'd LL members and asked for us to sign for FCC in strat battles and when this was refused attacked our village,respecced it and took off. These are the reasons we are at eternal war with FCC and any clan Kesh may join in the future.

As said we would never consider sending a spy to anyone but FCC and only because Kesh is in it. Having a spy is by the rules and to be quiet honest it was really fun and the highlight of this strat for me. I got to admit I thought Kesh would smell a rat and have got to congratulate Rocket for doing such a good job. LMAO I read FCC members saying they got the gear back in the siege Rocket done on Ichumar? That wasn't even 1 quarter of it and not even any of the good stuff that attack was purely on princible and trust me you will be getting the better gear back and all of it apart from a few selected items I thought would be nice in Distar castle ;)That attack cost LL 240 troops and a few great mauls the rest was FCC vs FCC  :lol:

GL and Die FCC scum,die in a fire.Look forward to all the fun and xp to come  :lol:
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 10, 2013, 07:09:43 am
Does anyone else hear a mosquito?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Holiday203 on September 10, 2013, 09:57:15 am
Can't believe I just read all of this shit. Who-Tang?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: HappyPhantom on September 10, 2013, 12:12:43 pm
We should have known better at "14 year old aussie"...
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: BaleOhay on September 10, 2013, 01:40:02 pm
couple of things sage... the reason it worked is not a mastermind job by your spy, but because strat in general has no way to determine a persons intentions. So you are forced by necessity to take people at their word. For the vast majority of people in game this system works very well, then people like you guys and saxton and that dude who stole the castle in EU it fails. Since you can not account for douchbaggery like that successfully. You pulled off the easiest crime of the decade (in your mind) and saxton beat you to it, and that castle thief did it better. We are a trusting lot and pay for it, twice and are no worse off in either case.

Thanks for proving my point in saying you would only do this against us. Makes me laugh the extent people will debase themselves to try and beat us then as an excuse say how vile and underhanded we are. Nice work sir.

You GOTTEM!

Ohay
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Bjord on September 10, 2013, 02:30:39 pm
Treachery is becoming a rather popular strategy lately. It's sad what some people resort to.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 10, 2013, 03:57:19 pm
Sigh...do I have to post this again?

Quote
“You wear your honor like a suit of armor...You think it keeps you safe, but all it does is weigh you down and make it hard for you to move.”

Honor is a only useful until it's not.  If that quote is true to real life (which I believe it is), why would internet honor be more important than honor IRL?
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: dynamike on September 10, 2013, 04:05:29 pm
Just for the record I was never in PK and was always against them until the end, Rocket(centrelink) was briefly with them before joining LL and Lionheart and his brother are both new players.PK members never really got involved in strat apart from a few that lasted only a month or 2. Also for the record I was the only LL member who endorsed this spy activity and would only ever consider doing it to FCC,not that I have a problem with most people FCC in general just Kesh. Last strat I had a very good relations with BaleOhay and still consider him a top bloke.Frank the Tank is a ledgend and its a shame he don't really play anymore.

Also I must add that Matey was very pleasant to deal with while attacking his city but unfortunately we had no interest in attacking him in a diplomatic way.I understand his offer of setting a time to attack so he could take troops out so we didn't have to attack with so many but personally war is war and the "please sir can I attack you". "yes sir no worrys I will accommodate you" Just doesn't tickle my RP fancies.

From a bigger picture,what fun what strat be without an enemy and who is a more worthy enemy then FCC?Lol I don't mind talking the fight up to make it more interesting in the same way a boxer dose for his.But in saying that I personally think Kesh is a goose and have no respect for his morals based on the utter hypocritical dribble he plagues these forums with day in day out.

Well LL certainly has reasons to be at war with FCC and Eternal war was declared just incase someone thought it would end. Say what you like or pass the buck but as far as im concerned twice FCC inserted whole clans into our ranks as spies or if not endorsed them with open arms the minute they backstabbed us. secondly when we where sieging Teutonics at Slezkh castle(a fair fight if anything their clan was much bigger) FCC decided to step and and take away our glory in a bully tactic. Thirdly Kesh pm'd LL members and asked for us to sign for FCC in strat battles and when this was refused attacked our village,respecced it and took off. These are the reasons we are at eternal war with FCC and any clan Kesh may join in the future.

As said we would never consider sending a spy to anyone but FCC and only because Kesh is in it. Having a spy is by the rules and to be quiet honest it was really fun and the highlight of this strat for me. I got to admit I thought Kesh would smell a rat and have got to congratulate Rocket for doing such a good job. LMAO I read FCC members saying they got the gear back in the siege Rocket done on Ichumar? That wasn't even 1 quarter of it and not even any of the good stuff that attack was purely on princible and trust me you will be getting the better gear back and all of it apart from a few selected items I thought would be nice in Distar castle ;)That attack cost LL 240 troops and a few great mauls the rest was FCC vs FCC  :lol:

GL and Die FCC scum,die in a fire.Look forward to all the fun and xp to come  :lol:

What I get from this:
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: protox2k on September 10, 2013, 04:18:08 pm
For a little while now, I have been going under the name of Centrelink. I joined FCC, as a spy. Kesh believed my story that I was an Australian that was just looking to go attack something and be under the protection of a clan. Somehow, Kesh believed my story, and in the process, gave me a 1700 man shiny army, along with amazing gear for about 4000 troops.

The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.

I'm happy to get back to LL, I was getting sick of Kesh's hypocritical rants, for example, whinging about Frisia respeccing fiefs when they get them, yet Kesh does the exact same thing! The only thing that comes out of his mouth is bullshit.

Thanks for the army and gear, I look forward to crushing your faction to the ground.

~Centrelink
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Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on September 10, 2013, 05:07:12 pm
What I get from this:
  • Kesh really manages to rustle your jimmies
  • The spacebar is a protected species in Australia
  • You have a weird crush on Frank
  • Boxers have doses where you come from
  • You sound like you still think this was a successful sabotage mission
  • Kesh is a goose ??

Best post thus far.

Also, still not quite sure why LL would be so eager to brag of this......wouldn't it be smarter to deny it or at least avoid bringing it up to public knowledge? The only long-lasting effect this will have is that nobody will trust your clan or it's members.....

But yeah....I guess you sure got FCC, they'll never recover  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 10, 2013, 05:20:25 pm
Why are we still posting in this thread?  Doesn't anyone remember that this masterstroke plan ended with LL's worst attack yet?  I think they got flag capped with 900 tickets left.  Best for everyone to pretend this never happened.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Carthan on September 10, 2013, 06:36:23 pm
What I get from this:
  • Kesh really manages to rustle your jimmies
  • The spacebar is a protected species in Australia
  • You have a weird crush on Frank
  • Boxers have doses where you come from
  • You sound like you still think this was a successful sabotage mission
  • Kesh is a goose ??
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Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Bjord on September 10, 2013, 06:42:13 pm
Sigh...do I have to post this again?

Honor is a only useful until it's not.  If that quote is true to real life (which I believe it is), why would internet honor be more important than honor IRL?

If honour is an armour that weighs you down, then I'll gladly remain immobile, so I can block the path for fucks like Centrelink, Dolby  and other snakes.

You'll see then, that honour and decency gets you farther. Whoever came up with that quote should be battered.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 10, 2013, 06:54:45 pm
If honour is an armour that weighs you down, then I'll gladly remain immobile, so I can block the path for fucks like Centrelink, Dolby  and other snakes.

You'll see then, that honour and decency gets you farther. Whoever came up with that quote should be battered.

http://books.google.com/books?id=i9PvStUdWz8C&pg=PT448&dq=%22you+wear+your+honor+like+a+suit+of+armor%22&hl=en&sa=X&ei=VU4vUuHaF6qI2wXAqYCYAg&ved=0CC0Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22you%20wear%20your%20honor%20like%20a%20suit%20of%20armor%22&f=false

It's one of my favorite quotes I've ever read.  I really dislike Littlefinger (Petyr Baelish) but I really respect him at the same time.  He's cut throat, and a sketchy bastard, but he's very smart and cunning at the same time.  Honor is of course very useful if you want people to trust you.  But at the same time, holding on to honor can and will get you killed in certain instances. 

Warning spoilers (from the first book A Game of Thrones, which people should have already watched/read...but I'll still put in spoiler:

I'd suggest reading the previous couple pages from the link I posted, it's a great dialogue between Ned and Littlefinger, discussing the succession of the Realm after Robert Baratheon dies.  Both of them acknowledge that Joffrey and the other children are from incest and not of Baratheon blood, but they disagree with the course of action to take with that information.  This wasn't that well hashed out in the TV show, and one of the best exchanges in the first book.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Bjord on September 10, 2013, 07:01:22 pm
Well, as with anything extreme, it goes out of hand. Luckily, this is a virtual reality so nothing will come of it, and all the more reason to be firm in your beliefs.

In real life, I wouldn't risk my life over something as honour unless it meant changing the world. Maybe that's a cowardly way of life, but I want to live. If I can lead an honorable and decent life, then I'm satisfied. If I have to put my life on the line for honour, I'd be more hesitant. It's not like someone like me could be a martyr anyway, I'm far too concerned about my ambitions.

Honour as a guideline is a fine thing, though. People respect that.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Phantasmal on September 10, 2013, 08:22:44 pm
http://books.google.com/books?id=i9PvStUdWz8C&pg=PT448&dq=%22you+wear+your+honor+like+a+suit+of+armor%22&hl=en&sa=X&ei=VU4vUuHaF6qI2wXAqYCYAg&ved=0CC0Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22you%20wear%20your%20honor%20like%20a%20suit%20of%20armor%22&f=false

It's one of my favorite quotes I've ever read.  I really dislike Littlefinger (Petyr Baelish) but I really respect him at the same time.  He's cut throat, and a sketchy bastard, but he's very smart and cunning at the same time.  Honor is of course very useful if you want people to trust you.  But at the same time, holding on to honor can and will get you killed in certain instances. 

Warning spoilers (from the first book A Game of Thrones, which people should have already watched/read...but I'll still put in spoiler:

I'd suggest reading the previous couple pages from the link I posted, it's a great dialogue between Ned and Littlefinger, discussing the succession of the Realm after Robert Baratheon dies.  Both of them acknowledge that Joffrey and the other children are from incest and not of Baratheon blood, but they disagree with the course of action to take with that information.  This wasn't that well hashed out in the TV show, and one of the best exchanges in the first book.

But were not holding the ability to pick the new king of Westeros here, were playing for a few e-points on an internet game. Seeing as this move on strat can only be used once on an account (because now everyone knows you are not trustworthy), one could argue that it would be more beneficial to maintain your e-honor (and what comes with it) then to pull off a rather unsuccessful scheme (cost v. benefits). Now, if Centrelink were to have control of a hard to take city with 9,000 troops it, one could argue the benefits would outweigh the costs.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 10, 2013, 09:57:51 pm
All trolling and epenis swinging aside, LL took a bigger net loss than FCC did in this entire scheme.  Most of the gear that was given/stolen/whatever is now back in FCC hands, the troops are unfortunately destroyed when defenders cap flags, and any broken gear will be sold by Matey so LL has actually lengthened the time that Matey will be able to hold out.

Also, I'm just going to throw it out there, but if anyone straight up asked Kesh for gear and troops to attack FCC with, you might actually get it.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 10, 2013, 09:59:27 pm
This thread is shit and I'm sad that you fuckers haven't stopped posting in it yet. You cannot take a side without being gay.

Your choices are:

Take the side of an edgy 14-year old Aussie betraying people autistically on the internet.

or

Take the side of the manchildren putting down the edgy 14-year that autistically betrayed them.

You're a shitlord either way.

Just stop you vietnam shits.

Your daily reminder since you people haven't stopped posting yet.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on September 10, 2013, 11:36:24 pm
Your daily reminder since you people haven't stopped posting yet.

Nerd drama and madbads are the only thing that result from strat that aren't fucking terrible (you know, cuz strat is, seriously), don't you dare ruin this. I need reading material for when I take shits and eat, or get bored at work.
Title: Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie
Post by: Kalam on September 11, 2013, 03:16:04 am
This thread has outlived it's relevance on the Diplomacy thread.

As a reminder: please review http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/important-diplomacy-forum-rules/ (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/important-diplomacy-forum-rules/)