For a little while now, I have been going under the name of Centrelink. I joined FCC, as a spy. Kesh believed my story that I was an Australian that was just looking to go attack something and be under the protection of a clan. Somehow, Kesh believed my story, and in the process, gave me a 1700 man shiny army, along with amazing gear for about 4000 troops.
The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.
I'm happy to get back to LL, I was getting sick of Kesh's hypocritical rants, for example, whinging about Frisia respeccing fiefs when they get them, yet Kesh does the exact same thing! The only thing that comes out of his mouth is bullshit.
Thanks for the army and gear, I look forward to crushing your faction to the ground.
~Centrelink
What kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?
Me
"lol I joined a clan, pretended to be friends with people just so I could betray them in an internet video game lololol im so smert"
Here is a good difference between LL and FCC... On the rare occasion when someone in FCC gets the idea that it would be fun to go join another clan as a spy... we tell them not to do it; whereas LL tells them to do it.
I can't speak for others in FCC in regards to reasons not to encourage such behaviour but my own take on it is pretty simple...
1. If someone is willing to go pretend to be friends with other people and then betray them... can you really trust them not to do it to you?
2. Even if you can trust them not to do it to you... what kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?
So congratulations LL on being the scummiest clan in NA.
What a load of crap,how about FCC just gets hole clans to do it like teutonics did to KUTT and RoR did to LL.Thats why Rocket and myself decided to play you at your own game but unlike you we will admit it where FCC is going to make up some dribble instead of have the balls to admit to the truth :lol:
Gee, you caught us. We actually formed tuetonic out of our own members and then sneakily had them ally with KUTT so that they could later join us! it was all a grand plan and not an instance of the leadership of one clan making a strat decision. Same for RoR... they are all actually FCC members who secretly made their own faction to join LL just to screw over the mighty LL later. Guilty as charged... We the FCC have COMPLETE control over all strat factions on the map. I hate to spoil such a good surprise... but Arowaine and the old Occitan never actually left the FCC when they reformed from TBL to Occitan.. That was all a ruse so that they could become our main rivals in the future so that they could backstab the alliance they built to fight us at the key moment. Just you wait! If we ever lose a city or castle we will get our deep cover clan to wipe out their allies for us.
The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.
"lol I joined a clan, pretended to be friends with people just so I could betray them in an internet video game lololol im so smert"
Here is a good difference between LL and FCC... On the rare occasion when someone in FCC gets the idea that it would be fun to go join another clan as a spy... we tell them not to do it; whereas LL tells them to do it.
I can't speak for others in FCC in regards to reasons not to encourage such behaviour but my own take on it is pretty simple...
1. If someone is willing to go pretend to be friends with other people and then betray them... can you really trust them not to do it to you?
2. Even if you can trust them not to do it to you... what kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?
So congratulations LL on being the scummiest clan in NA.
For a little while now, I have been going under the name of Centrelink. I joined FCC, as a spy. Kesh believed my story that I was an Australian that was just looking to go attack something and be under the protection of a clan. Somehow, Kesh believed my story, and in the process, gave me a 1700 man shiny army, along with amazing gear for about 4000 troops.
The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.
I'm happy to get back to LL, I was getting sick of Kesh's hypocritical rants, for example, whinging about Frisia respeccing fiefs when they get them, yet Kesh does the exact same thing! The only thing that comes out of his mouth is bullshit.
Thanks for the army and gear, I look forward to crushing your faction to the ground.
~Centrelink
So you stole our stuff so you could throw it into the meat grinder known as Ichamur? And you're calling Kesh retarded? Anyway, thanks for the exp. Given LL's track record we'll regenerate the troops we actually lose in two days.
Who was that one guy who joined our clan then was granted Ismarala or something?
australia is the greece of the pacific
^This - if youa re willing to sell out your integrity over a video game, it really doesnt get any lower than that lol. But to be honest it really didnt matter you didnt have 1900 troops when you went down there, just 1600 - they gave you 300. Most of the troops you had was from self-recruiting for the last couple months - hence why we were willing to give youa few hundred troops mostly because you ahd so much gear you accumulated from your own trade runs and from attacking that frisian guy bringing gear abck from ismirala village (bascially just fucking over one of your allies there with mostly your own troops - was it worth 25 arbalests and 400 hundred troops?). The only thing we sent you was 25 arbalests +3 because you didn't have any when you started to head out and we actually got you to drop off all your trade goods (3000) and some of you gear in curaw before you left - talk about deceiving yourself, lol. We actually came ahead on gear and lost a few hundred troops in return for a guy self-recruiting for months for us and attacking frisians - thank you :).
Yeah i was actually not even remotely upset when i mentioned this in ts yesterday, it was like great we dont have to hire centrelink and have him feed in strat battles anymore, now they have to hahahaha - well worth losing 400 hundred troops and 25 arbalests. Also, it was Kalam that recruited you (he doesn't play much anymore, I could have cared less, but you basically lied to a \ pretty decent guy right there - throwing out your integrity and really didnt get anything. You really should have been pushing for a village or something at least and not done all those trade runs and recruiting for us.
I know right :). Im kind of hoping he atatcks with his mostly shit gear - hundreds of +3 brown surcoats over mail and unloomed weapons of various sorts - though when they gave him 300 troops they probably gave him better egar - will probably have to sell most of what he accumulated for them since its inferior to what they usually use to get a 1:2 k/d. Its just funny they went to such elaborate lengths and sell out their integrity (kind of expect that of greasy to be teaching little boys to lie (we have had young members offer to do cheap things like this and we always come back with a resounding no, we are better than that)) for really no gain, I think we actually came out ahead with the goods he gathered for us and the armies and villages he attacked for us.
if youa re willing to sell out your integrity over a video game, it really doesnt get any lower than that
I think we're talking about two separate instances. Some guy joined our clan, hung out in TS, then disappeared and reappeared with an FCC fief almost immediately afterward. Way after Ismirala was sold on our end.
Not that I'm condoning LL's actions, just trying to ruffle up this moral high ground that is being taken up.
We did not spy on you guys. I remember sparticus name but he was not in our faction long either. I think he was going to hunt white dots around our cities.. lasted very short time and he was gone again.
~Text~
This is great. Let the tears flow. =)
...like teutonics did to KUTT...
Serves you right for recruiting young people. At hosp we 18+ :mrgreen:
Standing on the walkway above the castle gate, dynamike scratched his beard in thought. Below him and running away from the castle, all the while giggling manically to himself, was the young waif the FCC had taken up in their care.
The boy appeared to be in a joyous mood, judging by all the hopping up and down and hugging himself he did. Joyous, and perhaps a bit mad. He seemed to have many of our own troops and gear in his tow, which had a hard time keeping up with the skipping about.
dynamike thought about how he never really had the chance to get to know the guy as Kesh, the red pubes of fire witch from hell - as her friends called her - appeared.
"Sup, Kesh?" dynamike greeted and inquired "That guy leaving us again already?". Kesh, red light shimmering through her pants in the crotch area, replied "Yeah, seems like we got us another spy. A shame that, too. People just don't seem to be trustworthy anymore these days. Do you think we should stop believing in people and not giving any power to new members anymore?"
At these words dynamike turned around, grabbing Kesh by both shoulders, careful not to fuss with that beautiful red mane of hers, and shook her heavily "Don't you dare! Don't you even dare to think about it! Once we stop to believe in the good in people, once we stop treating everyone that comes to us for help as one of our own, this will be the time when the FCC fails! The time when the Companies of Calradia are FREE no more! A day like this may come, BUT TODAY IS NOT THIS DAY! ...hey, is your crotch light getting brighter??"
Kesh, clearly shaken from dynamike's speech - and possibly the actual shaking - strode to her room, locked her door and closed her blinds. Sounds akin to weeping could be heard through the castle for the next 20 odd minutes.
dynamike turned his gaze back to the outside of the castle, where the boy was slowly shrinking away into the distance. Pondering to himself, dynamike mumbled:
"Why the fuck is he walking upside down?"
Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, you're always welcome back to FCC later, Ditto. We could even do a player exchange program.
I'm going to end the denial. I am ready to admit that this was a master stroke, and our days of Strategus will quickly be coming to an end. Check mate. Deep blue got us.
People who refuse to give equal trades are scumbags. I am committed to treating people well with trades.
I once bought Masterwork Stones for 3 loom points; I insisted upon it.
I once gave away four loom points to peasant scrubs that I expected to AFK and never play again (I was right).
You people offering 2 loom points and 45k gold for a +3 item are scumbads.
I'll only remove it if you fuckers finally accept Cavalieres_Daruvian to FCC.
So I'm browsing the marketplace for trades today to see what I can get for my Champion Courser and I notice an offer from this kid, it's pretty funny. So I look him up specifically and find this.Stop stalking the 14 year old boy. :lol:
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You're an ass-hat, Kiddo.
Can I just copy and paste one of my old RP posts or does it have to be new?
I'll only remove it if you fuckers finally accept Cavalieres_Daruvian to FCC.
Can I just copy and paste one of my old RP posts or does it have to be new?
Up to Joe. Although I think he enjoys doing new and wild things.Cause they like money?
-Gore, when someone is offering 500k for a +3 Courser I have to understand why. :( I cannot fathom the type of personality it takes to rip someone off so badly.
For a little while now, I have been going under the name of Centrelink. I joined FCC, as a spy. Kesh believed my story that I was an Australian that was just looking to go attack something and be under the protection of a clan. Somehow, Kesh believed my story, and in the process, gave me a 1700 man shiny army, along with amazing gear for about 4000 troops.
The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.
I'm happy to get back to LL, I was getting sick of Kesh's hypocritical rants, for example, whinging about Frisia respeccing fiefs when they get them, yet Kesh does the exact same thing! The only thing that comes out of his mouth is bullshit.
Thanks for the army and gear, I look forward to crushing your faction to the ground.
~Centrelink
PS: I'm a douchebag.
^ You forgot that bit.
it was like great we dont have to hire centrelink and have him feed in strat battles anymore, now they have to hahahaha
Here is a good difference between LL and FCC... On the rare occasion when someone in FCC gets the idea that it would be fun to go join another clan as a spy... we tell them not to do it; whereas LL tells them to do it.
Now granted, Kesh did not try to join Chaos or FIDLGB, he did come to our teamspeak pretending to be Uumdi and tried to get strat information off of people that were there you know. So pot calling kettle black, who's surprised?lol he pretended to be someone else in your ts?
Now granted, Kesh did not try to join Chaos or FIDLGB, he did come to our teamspeak pretending to be Uumdi and tried to get strat information off of people that were there you know. So pot calling kettle black, who's surprised?
My name is Kesh? Kesh asked me about this idea? Kesh actually joined choaps then left with their stuff?like trying to hire me to tk the other team during a strat battle? yeah full scumbag ^ which is just as bad or worse.
didnt daruvian used to always come into FCC ts as Keshian?
Anyways, basically... that isn't even close to as bad... that is like kinda sketchy compared to full scumbag.
MASTERSTROKEthread over
My name is Kesh? Kesh asked me about this idea? Kesh actually joined choaps then left with their stuff?
didnt daruvian used to always come into FCC ts as Keshian?
Anyways, basically... that isn't even close to as bad... that is like kinda sketchy compared to full scumbag.
It really goes without saying. MY favorite part is the bit where a 1.6k army turns the tide in the war- "i look forward to crushing your faction to the ground."
It tickles me that this child was still in elementary when Kesh and I were running strat 2.
like trying to hire me to tk the other team during a strat battle? yeah full scumbag ^ which is just as bad or worse.
like trying to hire me to tk the other team during a strat battle? yeah full scumbag ^ which is just as bad or worse.
lol he pretended to be someone else in your ts?
Now granted, Kesh did not try to join Chaos or FIDLGB, he did come to our teamspeak pretending to be Uumdi and tried to get strat information off of people that were there you know. So pot calling kettle black, who's surprised?
Yeah! It will forever be known as the night of Uumdi1....Uumdi was already there so it kind of backfired!
Edit: Don't take posting, people, or this game too seriously; you're gonna have a bad time. It's a game people. Just a game.
Lol, no one of our traders was worried they were going to be attacked during our war with chaos 4-5 months ago and i didnt want to hop on and let them see we were still awake, so i just chose a random name. hopped on for 2 seconds, saw how empty it was, left, and told our trader runner they were safe to leave - hence the permanent ban (way out of proportion, but hey they love me that much).
I made a joke with a friend who was expected to say "lol no". I never for a second expected you to take that seriously let alone to do it. The mistake I made was believing you to be my friend... ever... let alone for the better part of two years. I realized not too long ago that you have never considered me as a friend, I was just someone you would try to get strat info out of. Your true self shines through everytime fighting picks up between hosp and FCC, that is when you can no longer pretend not to hate me and every single person in the FCC for daring to war your clan in internet knights. But yeah, me joking around two years ago with someone I believed to be my friend at the time is definitely full scumbag.No hate just surprised at the time you asked me and then you calling other people scumbags for doing similar things. You lost my respect when that happened. What kind of friend asks another to tk his teammates for gold? It was a mistake to ask me to do such a thing. Sorry I don't play strat that way and is which I will never have the FCC tag.
p.s. I see the battle ended rather in our favour, thanks for returning so much gear.
No hate just surprised at the time you asked me and then you calling other people scumbags for doing similar things. You lost my respect when that happened.
I bet what really went through your head was "Ah ha! He actually thinks we are friends so he made a joke! now I can go paste this conversation all over the forums to make FCC look bad! YES!!!"Yes was my fault for saying no to tking teammates in strat for gold. Sorry matey to let you down and ruin our friendship.
Yes was my fault for saying no to tking teammates in strat for gold. Sorry matey to let you down and ruin our friendship.^Read my post above.
Yes was my fault for saying no to tking teammates in strat for gold. Sorry matey to let you down and ruin our friendship.
Naw. You didn't say no to a real offer. You ran and cried all over the forums because I made a joke with you. Also, I forgave you for that later when you went back to pretending to be friends with me and we mostly got along for another year until we became strat enemies again at which point you started be a huge asshole again... so I took you off steam so I wouldnt have to have you being an asshole to me on steam... then you kept asking me to add you back since you were sorry... and I did... then one day we fought hosp again and you flipped shit at me immediately at which point i deleted you again. For good this time. You take strat way too fucking seriously. I actually like the vast majority of my strat enemies... you hate all your strat enemies and would probably attack them IRL for fighting your faction in strat.Yes my fault you wanted me to tk teamtes for you to get a internet castle easier sorry matey.
p.s. we should get our own thread for our lovers quarrel and leave this one to laughing at centrelink for blowing 1900 troops to kill 450 and returning most of our gear.
^Read my post above.
What a load of crap,how about FCC just gets hole clans to do it like teutonics did to KUTT and RoR did to LL.Thats why Rocket and myself decided to play you at your own game but unlike you we will admit it where FCC is going to make up some dribble instead of have the balls to admit to the truth :lol: I will always trust Rocket,mate :wink:We never joined up with FCC.
Serves you right for recruiting young people. At hosp we 18+ :mrgreen:
The story of a 14 year old autist :shock:(click to show/hide)
This thread is shit and I'm sad that you fuckers haven't stopped posting in it yet. You cannot take a side without being gay.
Your choices are:
Take the side of an edgy 14-year old Aussie betraying people autistically on the internet.
or
Take the side of the manchildren putting down the edgy 14-year that autistically betrayed them.
You're a shitlord either way.
Just stop you vietnam shits.
This thread is shit and I'm sad that you fuckers haven't stopped posting in it yet. You cannot take a side without being gay.
Your choices are:
Take the side of an edgy 14-year old Aussie betraying people autistically on the internet.
or
Take the side of the manchildren putting down the edgy 14-year that autistically betrayed them.
You're a shitlord either way.
Just stop you vietnam shits.
Did all of kesh's shit talking get him to over 60% warning level? Tried finding an obvious reason for his warning level, but could not.
Oh look, people still care about strategus for some reason.
Serves you right for recruiting young people. At hosp we 18+ :mrgreen:There's no way TaylorSwift was 18, it felt illegal just being in the same TS channel as her/him/it
“You wear your honor like a suit of armor...You think it keeps you safe, but all it does is weigh you down and make it hard for you to move.”
Just for the record I was never in PK and was always against them until the end, Rocket(centrelink) was briefly with them before joining LL and Lionheart and his brother are both new players.PK members never really got involved in strat apart from a few that lasted only a month or 2. Also for the record I was the only LL member who endorsed this spy activity and would only ever consider doing it to FCC,not that I have a problem with most people FCC in general just Kesh. Last strat I had a very good relations with BaleOhay and still consider him a top bloke.Frank the Tank is a ledgend and its a shame he don't really play anymore.
Also I must add that Matey was very pleasant to deal with while attacking his city but unfortunately we had no interest in attacking him in a diplomatic way.I understand his offer of setting a time to attack so he could take troops out so we didn't have to attack with so many but personally war is war and the "please sir can I attack you". "yes sir no worrys I will accommodate you" Just doesn't tickle my RP fancies.
From a bigger picture,what fun what strat be without an enemy and who is a more worthy enemy then FCC?Lol I don't mind talking the fight up to make it more interesting in the same way a boxer dose for his.But in saying that I personally think Kesh is a goose and have no respect for his morals based on the utter hypocritical dribble he plagues these forums with day in day out.
Well LL certainly has reasons to be at war with FCC and Eternal war was declared just incase someone thought it would end. Say what you like or pass the buck but as far as im concerned twice FCC inserted whole clans into our ranks as spies or if not endorsed them with open arms the minute they backstabbed us. secondly when we where sieging Teutonics at Slezkh castle(a fair fight if anything their clan was much bigger) FCC decided to step and and take away our glory in a bully tactic. Thirdly Kesh pm'd LL members and asked for us to sign for FCC in strat battles and when this was refused attacked our village,respecced it and took off. These are the reasons we are at eternal war with FCC and any clan Kesh may join in the future.
As said we would never consider sending a spy to anyone but FCC and only because Kesh is in it. Having a spy is by the rules and to be quiet honest it was really fun and the highlight of this strat for me. I got to admit I thought Kesh would smell a rat and have got to congratulate Rocket for doing such a good job. LMAO I read FCC members saying they got the gear back in the siege Rocket done on Ichumar? That wasn't even 1 quarter of it and not even any of the good stuff that attack was purely on princible and trust me you will be getting the better gear back and all of it apart from a few selected items I thought would be nice in Distar castle ;)That attack cost LL 240 troops and a few great mauls the rest was FCC vs FCC :lol:
GL and Die FCC scum,die in a fire.Look forward to all the fun and xp to come :lol:
For a little while now, I have been going under the name of Centrelink. I joined FCC, as a spy. Kesh believed my story that I was an Australian that was just looking to go attack something and be under the protection of a clan. Somehow, Kesh believed my story, and in the process, gave me a 1700 man shiny army, along with amazing gear for about 4000 troops.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.
I'm happy to get back to LL, I was getting sick of Kesh's hypocritical rants, for example, whinging about Frisia respeccing fiefs when they get them, yet Kesh does the exact same thing! The only thing that comes out of his mouth is bullshit.
Thanks for the army and gear, I look forward to crushing your faction to the ground.
~Centrelink
What I get from this:
- Kesh really manages to rustle your jimmies
- The spacebar is a protected species in Australia
- You have a weird crush on Frank
- Boxers have doses where you come from
- You sound like you still think this was a successful sabotage mission
- Kesh is a goose ??
What I get from this:visitors can't see pics , please register or login
- Kesh really manages to rustle your jimmies
- The spacebar is a protected species in Australia
- You have a weird crush on Frank
- Boxers have doses where you come from
- You sound like you still think this was a successful sabotage mission
- Kesh is a goose ??
Sigh...do I have to post this again?
Honor is a only useful until it's not. If that quote is true to real life (which I believe it is), why would internet honor be more important than honor IRL?
If honour is an armour that weighs you down, then I'll gladly remain immobile, so I can block the path for fucks like Centrelink, Dolby and other snakes.
You'll see then, that honour and decency gets you farther. Whoever came up with that quote should be battered.
http://books.google.com/books?id=i9PvStUdWz8C&pg=PT448&dq=%22you+wear+your+honor+like+a+suit+of+armor%22&hl=en&sa=X&ei=VU4vUuHaF6qI2wXAqYCYAg&ved=0CC0Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22you%20wear%20your%20honor%20like%20a%20suit%20of%20armor%22&f=false
It's one of my favorite quotes I've ever read. I really dislike Littlefinger (Petyr Baelish) but I really respect him at the same time. He's cut throat, and a sketchy bastard, but he's very smart and cunning at the same time. Honor is of course very useful if you want people to trust you. But at the same time, holding on to honor can and will get you killed in certain instances.
Warning spoilers (from the first book A Game of Thrones, which people should have already watched/read...but I'll still put in spoiler:
I'd suggest reading the previous couple pages from the link I posted, it's a great dialogue between Ned and Littlefinger, discussing the succession of the Realm after Robert Baratheon dies. Both of them acknowledge that Joffrey and the other children are from incest and not of Baratheon blood, but they disagree with the course of action to take with that information. This wasn't that well hashed out in the TV show, and one of the best exchanges in the first book.
This thread is shit and I'm sad that you fuckers haven't stopped posting in it yet. You cannot take a side without being gay.
Your choices are:
Take the side of an edgy 14-year old Aussie betraying people autistically on the internet.
or
Take the side of the manchildren putting down the edgy 14-year that autistically betrayed them.
You're a shitlord either way.
Just stop you vietnam shits.
Your daily reminder since you people haven't stopped posting yet.