The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie

[Ditty]

[Dutchydave]

Now thats balls of steel and a wit to match 

[Sandersson Jankins]

For a little while now, I have been going under the name of Centrelink. I joined FCC, as a spy. Kesh believed my story that I was an Australian that was just looking to go attack something and be under the protection of a clan. Somehow, Kesh believed my story, and in the process, gave me a 1700 man shiny army, along with amazing gear for about 4000 troops.

The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.

I'm happy to get back to LL, I was getting sick of Kesh's hypocritical rants, for example, whinging about Frisia respeccing fiefs when they get them, yet Kesh does the exact same thing! The only thing that comes out of his mouth is bullshit.

Thanks for the army and gear, I look forward to crushing your faction to the ground.

~Centrelink

Wait, Kesh whines about us respeccing his fiefs?

Sick! Scorched earth, motherfucker.

[Charlemagne_De_Kingsmith]

Awesome job mate  . True balls of steel 

[Dutchydave]

A funny thing I would like to point out is the name centrelink, Rocket came up with this name as the one he wanted to use for his infiltration.The funny thing is centrelink is the name of the welfare office in Australia. Thanks for your welfare Kesh it will be awesome fighting you with your own gear for the next month 

[Gmnotutoo]

A proper spy would've kept with the facade all the way into the next round of strategus to obtain a higher degree of trust and inflict greater damage when it matters more.

That is the problem with these young kids today, they only think of the now and desire instant gratification. Also their music sucks.

[Smoothrich]

australia is the greece of the pacific

[Matey]

"lol I joined a clan, pretended to be friends with people just so I could betray them in an internet video game lololol im so smert"

Here is a good difference between LL and FCC... On the rare occasion when someone in FCC gets the idea that it would be fun to go join another clan as a spy... we tell them not to do it; whereas LL tells them to do it.

I can't speak for others in FCC in regards to reasons not to encourage such behaviour but my own take on it is pretty simple...
1. If someone is willing to go pretend to be friends with other people and then betray them... can you really trust them not to do it to you?
2. Even if you can trust them not to do it to you... what kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?

So congratulations LL on being the scummiest clan in NA.

[Ditty]

What kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?

Me obviously... It's FCC, I wouldn't do it to anyone else but you guys.

[Matey]

What kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?

Me

Then I'm glad you found a home that values people like you.

[Dutchydave]

"lol I joined a clan, pretended to be friends with people just so I could betray them in an internet video game lololol im so smert"

Here is a good difference between LL and FCC... On the rare occasion when someone in FCC gets the idea that it would be fun to go join another clan as a spy... we tell them not to do it; whereas LL tells them to do it.

I can't speak for others in FCC in regards to reasons not to encourage such behaviour but my own take on it is pretty simple...
1. If someone is willing to go pretend to be friends with other people and then betray them... can you really trust them not to do it to you?
2. Even if you can trust them not to do it to you... what kind of person intentionally befriends people just to fuck them over?

So congratulations LL on being the scummiest clan in NA.

What a load of crap,how about FCC just gets hole clans to do it like teutonics did to KUTT and RoR did to LL.Thats why Rocket and myself decided to play you at your own game but unlike you we will admit it where FCC is going to make up some dribble instead of have the balls to admit to the truth    I will always trust Rocket,mate 

[Matey]

What a load of crap,how about FCC just gets hole clans to do it like teutonics did to KUTT and RoR did to LL.Thats why Rocket and myself decided to play you at your own game but unlike you we will admit it where FCC is going to make up some dribble instead of have the balls to admit to the truth 

Gee, you caught us. We actually formed tuetonic out of our own members and then sneakily had them ally with KUTT so that they could later join us! it was all a grand plan and not an instance of the leadership of one clan making a strat decision. Same for RoR... they are all actually FCC members who secretly made their own faction to join LL just to screw over the mighty LL later. Guilty as charged... We the FCC have COMPLETE control over all strat factions on the map. I hate to spoil such a good surprise... but Arowaine and the old Occitan never actually left the FCC when they reformed from TBL to Occitan.. That was all a ruse so that they could become our main rivals in the future so that they could backstab the alliance they built to fight us at the key moment. Just you wait! If we ever lose a city or castle we will get our deep cover clan to wipe out their allies for us.

[BoneSaw]

Young man has less honor than a back alley whore. Not just any whore, a crippled, midget, and multiple amputee kind of whore(the very kind we pass around my castle). Come visit if you need a hot meal, and or a gaping turd cutter?

[Dutchydave]

Gee, you caught us. We actually formed tuetonic out of our own members and then sneakily had them ally with KUTT so that they could later join us! it was all a grand plan and not an instance of the leadership of one clan making a strat decision. Same for RoR... they are all actually FCC members who secretly made their own faction to join LL just to screw over the mighty LL later. Guilty as charged... We the FCC have COMPLETE control over all strat factions on the map. I hate to spoil such a good surprise... but Arowaine and the old Occitan never actually left the FCC when they reformed from TBL to Occitan.. That was all a ruse so that they could become our main rivals in the future so that they could backstab the alliance they built to fight us at the key moment. Just you wait! If we ever lose a city or castle we will get our deep cover clan to wipe out their allies for us.

So basically what your saying is that as soon as a whole clan backstabs someone FCC welcomes to join them with open arms.You don't have to say that anyway cause your formline is true.Just think you had someone to the standards of the people you harbor in the grasp of your hands and you let him go  More typical hypocritical FCC posts

[Tuetensuppe]

The fact I must stress about this, is that Kesh, the "Master of Strategus" or whatever you want to call him, was tricked, by a 14 year old from the middle of nowhere in Australia. I wonder how that feels to be outwitted by a person less that half his age.

so?
should he have asked an admin for former clans of you? isnt it right to trust in people?
may he was informed about all and its just all part of his master plan for strategus? got you!

anyway... grow up my little boy, no matter how old you are...