GAY
He posted the conversation in teamspeak, you know where you called him a douche bag for attacking when our clan members are generally available. I've also accomplished my main goal which is making you miserable. It's funny how you bitch about us attacking you and yet have never attacked us. I am also not crying on forums, nothing in my post is QQ at all. Learn to read scrub. I'm offended you would berate Rhalzo for our choice of times. Isn't that what war is all about? YOU PICKING THE TIMES TO FIGHT YOUR ENEMIES.....your nerd rage is consuming you Kesh...or maybe it's your douchebaggery....either way....don't QQ to people in private and try and be a forum hero....
Rage much? You should probably slow down before you have a heart attack - frothing at the mouth is a bad sign.
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Funny video, also, here is the correct spelling for you:
attack.
OWNED again.
Edit: Also I am a leader of FIDLGB too. There's two of us... MIND BLOWN...
LOL - you just proved yourself a liar. You said I called him a douchebag and insulted him and this whole 16 year old drama thread was all about just that, when in fact he was the one that called me a douchebag for asking for once to attack at primetime. Nowhere did I actually sink to the level of insulting him like a 12 year old kid. You guys are like little children and you didn't even realize you just proved the non-basis of this whole thread where you desperately called for attention to yourself. I would say owned but thats pretty juvenile and let you think it instead.
Also, warned in under 30 minutes for bring levity to this thread. I think that's a new record.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Nerd Wars Summer 2013
NA-cRPG players are bracing for a gang war in the streets of Calradia. with the imminent release of an American red-haired mobster from jail.
"There will be shootings for sure. For the most part, it's nerd guy versus nerd guy but if you interfere in their business, if you are in the wrong part of the nerd ghetto at the wrong time, you're totally at risk," said Forum Police Det. Kalam Sherlock "They really don't care. They're not good with verbal skills, these spergs..."
The mobster who forum police worry will be the flashpoint for the violence of Brontosaurus 27. He has been linked to the multi-ethnic Independent Nerd gang whose nominal leader Rhalzo 28, was gunned down while Farmer Nate was in custody in 2012.
Forum police Det. Kalam Sherlock warns of a coming turf war between rival gangs in Calradia.
The Soldiers have been with strong leadership since then.
Spookisland is serving seven years stemming from the kidnapping and beating of Ildist and his Mates in 2012. Matey is due for release in June. His twin brother Farmer Nate is already out on parole for the same offence.
"Nate's the stronger person of the two. His reputation precedes him," Kalam said.
When Spookisland hits the streets, he will most likely attempt to unite the disparate elements of the Independent Soldiers under his rage leadership, Kalam said.
"A bunch of other guys think they run the [Strategus] show," Kalam said. "[Keshian] is going to completely take control."
And, Kalam added, there is concern that Matey's pending release will kick off a spate of violence over the unsolved 2011 shooting murder of DukeDickbutt's best friend, Jason, who died alongside former high-school basketball star Serge Diablo. The two men were shot dead at accused drug dealer Serge's East Calradia home. FlyingDildos, 30, was shot in a downtown nightclub last February and died in the downtown nightclub of Calradia called Hard Buttsex.
The grisly toll will rise when Matey is freed, Kalam predicted.
Once the Independent Soldiers are unified, Kalam said, the focus will shift to battles with established nerd organizations such as the FCC and the Fimbultvers as all try to carve out or maintain their place in Calradia's lucrative drug trade.
The expected clash between the FCC and the Bowlers is of particular concern because both groups are up-and-coming and eager to establish dominance in the eastcoast of Calradia.
"If they run into each other for whatever reason, it's all-out war," Kalam warned.
Sgt. Canary Bird of the B.C. Chaos Forum Task Force said, Matey is well known to them.
"We're aware of who he is, we're aware of his previous activities and we're aware of what he may get back into when he's released," Canary said.
Two members of the Independent Soldiers were warned on the forums last week with a warning percentage of 55%, got muted, and got mad on the internet, forum police say.
It is the first time Independent Soldiers have been arrested in the Diplomacy section of the Forums.
"If they view Mountain Blade as a place they can make internet gold money, they will come here," said
Mayor of Austria, chadz.
The reason the Soldiers are branching out to the the european part of Calradia is pretty clear, according to Kalam.
Good fight. almost won 890 v 1500, only needed 75 more tickets to win - props to all the great mercs - special props to our EU mercs - couple had 2nd and third highest scores sircyrmo and knitler who went 59-14
Believe me we had plenty of team wounding going on.Meh, 1h in strat is no fun anymore. Everyone's got heavy ass armor and 1h swords just don't 8-) cut it....
We accidentally double gear in the fief. Did not know if had stuff inside and added more so we got to have lots of heavy stuff to play with. Our mercs listened and followed orders very well. I attribute that to nearly winning the day as much as anything.
1h with a shield is easy in strat fights.
Maybe with a blunt weapon or a pick. But 1h swords don't work. 2h is easy as balls to do well as even in strat with it pure transitional armies.
Meh, 1h in strat is no fun anymore. Everyone's got heavy ass armor and 1h swords just don't 8-) cut it....
That's why we pack warhammers in our armies...
1h cut weapons just useless now in strat against armies fully equipped at 70 armor.
You're all doing a Great Job
Grammar chocolate chip cookie scum
Hey Rhalzo, I hope you're having a wonderful day on your birthday and the entire CRPG community wanted to tell you...
You're doing a great job!
Was a fun battle, good xp was earned, and for one night we can ravage the women of an FCC town before they retake it. Thanks to all who participated
I've also accomplished my main goal which is making you [Kesh] miserable.Kesh inexplicably posts like, uh, well... like he does. And yet in person he is a generally cool guy and keeps a level head even when bad things happen. Happy or mad, his posts wouldn't read any different.
I am also not crying on forums, nothing in my post is QQ at all. Learn to read scrub. I'm offended you would berate Rhalzo for our choice of times. Isn't that what war is all about? YOU PICKING THE TIMES TO FIGHT YOUR ENEMIES.....your nerd rage is consuming you Kesh...or maybe it's your douchebaggery....either way....don't QQ to people in private and try and be a forum hero....(emphasis mine)
pff bronto didnt even enter the town after taking it, i doubt you lads had any time for ravaging anything but the sheep on the outskirts of the village!
pff bronto didnt even enter the town after taking it, i doubt you lads had any time for ravaging anything but the sheep on the outskirts of the village!
Kind of hard when you auto attack before I can get anything out. Exploiting game mechanics twice when I've taken that village. Both times you've attacked before I could get anything. Thanks for the 3000 crates and not attacking me on my 20 hour journey home.
Gottem.
Edit: Later today kesh I'll have rhalzo message you asking if you were too scared to attack the remaining 130 men I had and then call you a douchebag so this thread can come full circle. Again thanks to all the mercs on our side, I sent you all a gift for your participation.
Get trolled son. Good job bragging about the victory for me. It sure is hard to win in all your lordly heavy armor when we fight exclusively in medium gear. It was a fun battle and always fun to bait you into being an ass with a few choice words. GG.
The irony in this one is almost as great as your derp at being an ass - this entire thread whining about imagined insults baiting you into being an idiot on the forums and then QQing moar about imagined abuse of game mechanics - still pretty sad.
Also 60+ body armor is not really medium gear. Just because you started running out near the end doesn't mean you didn't have good gear - we were doing 1.5 to 1 k/ds long before that.
Lol 60+ body armor. Did we fight the same battle? Regular old Mongol armor comes in at 41 I believe vs transitional armor and +1 mamluke mail. Learn how to math. It's so easy getting you hot and bothered.
The irony in this one is almost as great as your derp at being an ass - this entire thread whining about imagined insults baiting you into being an idiot on the forums and then QQing moar about imagined abuse of game mechanics - still pretty sad.
Triple-loomed mongol armor with triple loomed gauntlets is 60+ body armor - not our fault if used broken shit instead. Also, transitional? We use heavy yawshawns - we are middle-eastern themed not heraldic.
Nothing against FCC, but god damn, heavy transitional the ENTIRE battle. Of course you can do good on strat with nothing but heavy armor(especially against a lighter armored foe).
sound like bronto just needs to get a normal 9-5 job and become a productive citizen like everyone else here... (sarcasm) (kinda)
Or how about everyone in Fcc sets their nighttime in strat during the day, that way all the battles will be bumped back to real primetime.
Also, you cant call it primetime in the middle of the day with only 70 players total on all NA server...
just sayin
Also, you cant call it primetime in the middle of the day with only 70 players total on all NA server...
just sayin
sound like bronto just needs to get a normal 9-5 job and become a productive citizen like everyone else here... (sarcasm) (kinda)
Or how about everyone in Fcc sets their nighttime in strat during the day, that way all the battles will be bumped back to real primetime.
Also, you cant call it primetime in the middle of the day with only 70 players total on all NA server...
just sayin
battle link?
The elemental forces of light and time, the goodly power of holy sunlight shone down from the mystery of the æthereal realm beyond. It placed a boon upon our brows, the glistening of the dewy race of mankind perspiring in the glow. It was not a gift, it was righteousness incarnate. It was not a reward, but for our perseverance we've shewn gave us the power to dole out justice to the foes of the eternal wonders of the lands and the skies.
Justice given in battle. Justice received unfailingly by an enemy unwitting and ignorant of the cosmic powers granting us our strength. Penetrating rays of needle-like, shining justice and glory.
Awlpike justice.
FCC fanboy scum. My primetime is 9 to 5. Please refer to the picture in my first post.
Awlpike justice.
You scumbags DARE attack my castle on the one day a week when im not home at all... YOU HEATHENS SHALL PAY!
And you tormented panda the unofficial mascot of choasnerdz? YOU WILL PAY EVEN MORE SO!
I love when people stick up for me. I can't fight for myself. I'm only a 12 yr old boy. Kthx
Indeed. This explains the questionable merit badge placement on your sash from your troop leader.
Well I think the long hair makes it questionable, and we all know that Kartoffeln is into young boys ;)
I'm gonna get banned from the forums soon.
You gotta calm down nerd
I love when people stick up for me. I can't fight for myself. I'm only a 12 yr old boy. Kthx
I'm gonna get banned from the forums soon. I can see this coming :D
Indeed. This explains the questionable merit badge placement on your sash from your troop leader.
Well I think the long hair makes it questionable, and we all know that Kartoffeln is into young boys ;)
RP for Uumdi:
The smell of decay hung over the battlefield like a blanket covering nightly flatulences. Remnant dynamike carefully stepped around dead soldiers, looking for any survivors of the great battle that had taken place.
As he approached the area where the elite Chopas Troopas had held their stand he noticed they had defended with last breath a figure in their midst. The dead bodies in the courtyard formed a defensive circle around the slim form of a body on the ground, its long hair flowing like waves of Kool Aid, sunlight sparkling in well brushed strands.
Surely this must have been the fair maiden of this castle that the warriors of Choaps tried to protect.
Intrigued by the - surely more than carnal - love these men must have held for the slain beauty in their midst, dynamike stepped closer to glimpse at her features. Her fair skin still had the rosy hue of life in them, pink cheeks not yet subdued to the greyness of death.
dynamike bent down, intending to pay his respects to the source of the fierce resistance the Chapos were offering. As he watched over her, he noticed a strand of hair that had fallen across her face, covering her eyes. For some reason he felt the need to right this wrong, a last gesture to be done. As he made to brush the hair from the face of the fallen figure he lightly touched one cheek...
...and startled as the eyes snapped open and Uumdi spoke:
"These damn wine coolers sure pack a punch. What did I miss?"
CHAOS IS BAD CHAOS IS BAD CHAOS IS BAD
BAD BAD BAD
Ok, we can all stop fighting now.
Holy hell you're dense! At least Tojo knew I was breaking his balls. This thread is for shit talking. Since you don't know what that is you should probably leave....or find the nearest adult.
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i cant keep up with this threadddddddddddd, blahhhlawufpaofsp;ghpf(click to show/hide)
Chaos? More like gayos, Uumdi take your gay agenda somewhere else...heathen.
It's war. Even if it wasn't his prime time does it matter? It's a medieval war game. This happened in medieval times, if you don't like how the medieval times 'worked' out, then don't play a game about it that makes you rage.
It's war. Even if it wasn't his prime time does it matter? It's a medieval war game. This happened in medieval times, if you don't like how the medieval times 'worked' out, then don't play a game about it that makes you rage.
a game where you can be shot with 5 arrows and it not even take you below half health
Your about a month late on that m'boy
It's war. Even if it wasn't his prime time does it matter? It's a medieval war game. This happened in medieval times, if you don't like how the medieval times 'worked' out, then don't play a game about it that makes you rage.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Listening to all the rage shit on these forums has literally given me a hemorrhoid.