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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Bronto on May 17, 2013, 03:33:53 pm

Title: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Bronto on May 17, 2013, 03:33:53 pm
Surprise....

BUTT SEX....

I don't care about your "precious" time frames but I do care that you KESH would insult Rhalzo, one of the nicest people i know. He's doing a great job and if you think we're timid I really don't care. Yes a 6 member faction harassing you would be a pain in the ass. Why do you think i'm doing it? Out of friendship? NO. I don't care what you or any of your faction think about my choice of attack times. GROW A SET and understand that not everyone has prime time of 6 to 12PM or whatever. MY PRIME TIME IS 8AM to 5PM.

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Also, Nova Ibiran is going down hard. Or we'll all get glorious xp doing it. Anyone who signs up for us know that you're doing a great job!
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on May 17, 2013, 04:05:33 pm
GAY
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Keshian on May 17, 2013, 04:16:28 pm
GAY

Yup.

Also, didn't insult even just asked why he had to keep avoiding attacking us at primetime, was he scared to fight us with our players actually there, village wasnt going anywhere and then he bitched about ruining his birthday(which of course i am supposed to know), though why he wasted time online on his birthday to reply then instead of the next day just to brag that he can get tons of na mercs at noon to trounce us, I really dont know.

"It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you"


P.S. This whole thread is just sad - are you guys all 10 years old and need to cry on the forums because people are upset that you cant fight when most of your clanmates and most of the enemies' clanmates can't actually play?

Even sadder - bragging ahead of time about winning  a battle 1500 v 890 you attacked at 9 am pst - not like we are not just going to take it right back like we always do and meanwhile you lost most of your army and accomplish nothing.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Bronto on May 17, 2013, 04:25:51 pm
He posted the conversation in teamspeak, you know where you called him a douche bag for attacking when our clan members are generally available. I've also accomplished my main goal which is making you miserable. It's funny how you bitch about us attacking you and yet have never attacked us. I am also not crying on forums, nothing in my post is QQ at all. Learn to read scrub. I'm offended you would berate Rhalzo for our choice of times. Isn't that what war is all about? YOU PICKING THE TIMES TO FIGHT YOUR ENEMIES.....your nerd rage is consuming you Kesh...or maybe it's your douchebaggery....either way....don't QQ to people in private and try and be a forum hero....
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Keshian on May 17, 2013, 04:33:58 pm
He posted the conversation in teamspeak, you know where you called him a douche bag for attacking when our clan members are generally available. I've also accomplished my main goal which is making you miserable. It's funny how you bitch about us attacking you and yet have never attacked us. I am also not crying on forums, nothing in my post is QQ at all. Learn to read scrub. I'm offended you would berate Rhalzo for our choice of times. Isn't that what war is all about? YOU PICKING THE TIMES TO FIGHT YOUR ENEMIES.....your nerd rage is consuming you Kesh...or maybe it's your douchebaggery....either way....don't QQ to people in private and try and be a forum hero....

Rage much?  You should probably slow down before you have a heart attack - frothing at the mouth is a bad sign.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Bronto on May 17, 2013, 04:36:35 pm
Rage much?  You should probably slow down before you have a heart attack - frothing at the mouth is a bad sign.

Take your own advice. I'm not the one sending personal messages to people raging and then not having the balls to put that rage on here.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Pappy on May 17, 2013, 04:47:32 pm
owned
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Keshian on May 17, 2013, 04:59:22 pm
You guys and this sad drama thread remind me so much of:

http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KLqIEvRZZREjIARuP7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTBvcTJzcm5xBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDVjEzMQ--?p=sweet+16+spoiled&vid=04ea61d1412656a4bb2539ae15430094&l=9%3A13&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DV.4904660363838630%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DC__RtfcFiaU&tit=%26quot%3BSweet+16%26quot%3B%3F+Try+Spoiled+Brats%21&c=0&sigr=11avqbtea&age=0&fr=yfp-t-900&tt=b (http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KLqIEvRZZREjIARuP7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTBvcTJzcm5xBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDVjEzMQ--?p=sweet+16+spoiled&vid=04ea61d1412656a4bb2539ae15430094&l=9%3A13&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DV.4904660363838630%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DC__RtfcFiaU&tit=%26quot%3BSweet+16%26quot%3B%3F+Try+Spoiled+Brats%21&c=0&sigr=11avqbtea&age=0&fr=yfp-t-900&tt=b)


Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Bronto on May 17, 2013, 05:11:02 pm
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Funny video, also, here is the correct spelling for you:

attack.

OWNED again.

Edit: Also I am a leader of FIDLGB too. There's two of us... MIND BLOWN...

Edit2: added the rest of the conversation that i saw.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Keshian on May 17, 2013, 05:31:45 pm
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Funny video, also, here is the correct spelling for you:

attack.

OWNED again.

Edit: Also I am a leader of FIDLGB too. There's two of us... MIND BLOWN...

LOL - you just proved yourself a liar.  You said I called him a douchebag and insulted him and this whole 16 year old drama thread was all about just that, when in fact he was the one that called me a douchebag for asking for once to attack at primetime.  Nowhere did I actually sink to the level of insulting him like a 12 year old kid.  You guys are like little children and you didn't even realize you just proved the non-basis of this whole thread where you desperately called for attention to yourself.  I would say owned but thats pretty juvenile and let you think it instead.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Rikthor on May 17, 2013, 05:36:06 pm
Shouldn't this be titled, Kesh Rage Harder? I mean you have literally posted nothing about FCC, and all about Kesh in this thread.

Also, this is a bad thread. There is not a single picture or gif, just verbal diarrhea. I am not entertained.  :evil:

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Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Rhalzo on May 17, 2013, 05:53:36 pm
LOL - you just proved yourself a liar.  You said I called him a douchebag and insulted him and this whole 16 year old drama thread was all about just that, when in fact he was the one that called me a douchebag for asking for once to attack at primetime.  Nowhere did I actually sink to the level of insulting him like a 12 year old kid.  You guys are like little children and you didn't even realize you just proved the non-basis of this whole thread where you desperately called for attention to yourself.  I would say owned but thats pretty juvenile and let you think it instead.

If Bronto would have posted the complete log instead of like half of it, then you will see that I say douchebag once, then you come back with it a few times. Such as when you said "douchebag - someone who atatcks at awful hours to be a dick" - wouldn't that be you saying that I'm (or Bronto is?) a douchebag due to the timing of this battle being "awful" in your opinion? Yet as of last I checked, you're actually on the other side of the roster and I'm still at work.

Oh and Kesh, I think that MTV or whoever has that show that you linked has an intervention show that you may want to see if you can get on. Seems you may need it.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on May 17, 2013, 05:53:54 pm
This is all just shit.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Rikthor on May 17, 2013, 05:58:27 pm
Also, warned in under 30 minutes for bringing levity to this thread. I think that's a new record.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Bronto on May 17, 2013, 06:02:28 pm
Rikthor, my first posted spoiler is a picture. you're welcome.

Kesh, you're only defense here is calling me a 10 year old, a 16 year old and a 12 year old. Judging by your deduction i'm somewhere between 10 and 16. Not sure what that has to do with anything or what to even say to that. Also, your response has apparently missed my ENTIRE first post. I hope you don't read or prepare your cases like this because you miss a lot of details.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Knute on May 17, 2013, 06:14:41 pm
Also, warned in under 30 minutes for bring levity to this thread. I think that's a new record.

Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on May 17, 2013, 07:12:28 pm
Your all doing a great job.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: miggy on May 17, 2013, 07:15:31 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Nerd Wars Summer 2013

NA-cRPG players are bracing for a gang war in the streets of Calradia. with the imminent release of an American red-haired mobster from jail.
"There will be shootings for sure. For the most part, it's nerd guy versus nerd guy but if you interfere in their business, if you are in the wrong part of the nerd ghetto at the wrong time, you're totally at risk," said Forum Police Det. Kalam Sherlock "They really don't care. They're not good with verbal skills, these spergs..."
The mobster who forum police worry will be the flashpoint for the violence of Brontosaurus 27. He has been linked to the multi-ethnic Independent Nerd gang whose nominal leader Rhalzo 28, was gunned down while Farmer Nate was in custody in 2012.

Forum police Det. Kalam Sherlock warns of a coming turf war between rival gangs in Calradia.


The Soldiers have been with strong leadership since then.
Spookisland is serving seven years stemming from the kidnapping and beating of Ildist and his Mates in 2012. Matey is due for release in June. His twin brother Farmer Nate is already out on parole for the same offence.
"Nate's the stronger person of the two. His reputation precedes him," Kalam said.
When Spookisland hits the streets, he will most likely attempt to unite the disparate elements of the Independent Soldiers under his rage leadership, Kalam said.
"A bunch of other guys think they run the [Strategus] show," Kalam said. "[Keshian] is going to completely take control."
And, Kalam added, there is concern that Matey's pending release will kick off a spate of violence over the unsolved 2011 shooting murder of DukeDickbutt's best friend, Jason, who died alongside former high-school basketball star Serge Diablo. The two men were shot dead at accused drug dealer Serge's East Calradia home. FlyingDildos, 30, was shot in a downtown nightclub last February and died in the downtown nightclub of Calradia called Hard Buttsex.
The grisly toll will rise when Matey is freed, Kalam predicted.
Once the Independent Soldiers are unified, Kalam said, the focus will shift to battles with established nerd organizations such as the FCC and the Fimbultvers as all try to carve out or maintain their place in Calradia's lucrative drug trade.
The expected clash between the FCC and the Bowlers is of particular concern because both groups are up-and-coming and eager to establish dominance in the eastcoast of Calradia.
"If they run into each other for whatever reason, it's all-out war," Kalam warned.
Sgt. Canary Bird of the B.C. Chaos Forum Task Force said, Matey is well known to them.
"We're aware of who he is, we're aware of his previous activities and we're aware of what he may get back into when he's released," Canary said.
Two members of the Independent Soldiers were warned on the forums last week with a warning percentage of 55%, got muted, and got mad on the internet, forum police say.
It is the first time Independent Soldiers have been arrested in the Diplomacy section of the Forums.
"If they view Mountain Blade as a place they can make internet gold money, they will come here," said
Mayor of Austria, chadz.
The reason the Soldiers are branching out to the the european part of Calradia is pretty clear, according to Kalam.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 17, 2013, 07:18:05 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Nerd Wars Summer 2013

NA-cRPG players are bracing for a gang war in the streets of Calradia. with the imminent release of an American red-haired mobster from jail.
"There will be shootings for sure. For the most part, it's nerd guy versus nerd guy but if you interfere in their business, if you are in the wrong part of the nerd ghetto at the wrong time, you're totally at risk," said Forum Police Det. Kalam Sherlock "They really don't care. They're not good with verbal skills, these spergs..."
The mobster who forum police worry will be the flashpoint for the violence of Brontosaurus 27. He has been linked to the multi-ethnic Independent Nerd gang whose nominal leader Rhalzo 28, was gunned down while Farmer Nate was in custody in 2012.

Forum police Det. Kalam Sherlock warns of a coming turf war between rival gangs in Calradia.


The Soldiers have been with strong leadership since then.
Spookisland is serving seven years stemming from the kidnapping and beating of Ildist and his Mates in 2012. Matey is due for release in June. His twin brother Farmer Nate is already out on parole for the same offence.
"Nate's the stronger person of the two. His reputation precedes him," Kalam said.
When Spookisland hits the streets, he will most likely attempt to unite the disparate elements of the Independent Soldiers under his rage leadership, Kalam said.
"A bunch of other guys think they run the [Strategus] show," Kalam said. "[Keshian] is going to completely take control."
And, Kalam added, there is concern that Matey's pending release will kick off a spate of violence over the unsolved 2011 shooting murder of DukeDickbutt's best friend, Jason, who died alongside former high-school basketball star Serge Diablo. The two men were shot dead at accused drug dealer Serge's East Calradia home. FlyingDildos, 30, was shot in a downtown nightclub last February and died in the downtown nightclub of Calradia called Hard Buttsex.
The grisly toll will rise when Matey is freed, Kalam predicted.
Once the Independent Soldiers are unified, Kalam said, the focus will shift to battles with established nerd organizations such as the FCC and the Fimbultvers as all try to carve out or maintain their place in Calradia's lucrative drug trade.
The expected clash between the FCC and the Bowlers is of particular concern because both groups are up-and-coming and eager to establish dominance in the eastcoast of Calradia.
"If they run into each other for whatever reason, it's all-out war," Kalam warned.
Sgt. Canary Bird of the B.C. Chaos Forum Task Force said, Matey is well known to them.
"We're aware of who he is, we're aware of his previous activities and we're aware of what he may get back into when he's released," Canary said.
Two members of the Independent Soldiers were warned on the forums last week with a warning percentage of 55%, got muted, and got mad on the internet, forum police say.
It is the first time Independent Soldiers have been arrested in the Diplomacy section of the Forums.
"If they view Mountain Blade as a place they can make internet gold money, they will come here," said
Mayor of Austria, chadz.
The reason the Soldiers are branching out to the the european part of Calradia is pretty clear, according to Kalam.


Best post of 2013, if you don't upvote this I couldn't begin to imagine what is wrong with you.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Ganner on May 17, 2013, 07:34:22 pm
Whatever the battle turned out to be, my valorous crossbow squad died defending our post of the the flags multiple times, but it was hilarious.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Bronto on May 17, 2013, 07:36:39 pm
everyone who participated you all did a great job! we had fun, xp was earned, and butts were hurt. not a bad start to the weekend!
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Turboflex on May 17, 2013, 07:38:01 pm
crossbow valourous??

'Tis the weapon of a cur!
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 17, 2013, 07:39:30 pm
Who is raging harder?

FIDLGB that made the post or FCC that hasn't been mentioned.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Bronto on May 17, 2013, 07:40:50 pm
Sure i raged at Kesh, big fucking deal, he raged at my friend and i don't take shit from anyone. ESPECIALLY OVER THE INTERNET!

Edit: also, FCC By now knows that i hate their yawshawn heavy armor crutching, non-bug exploiting, defender of the mod stance because it's bullshit. so good job pointing out nothing. you can read i shall applaud.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Keshian on May 17, 2013, 07:41:47 pm
Good fight. almost won 890 v 1500, only needed 75 more tickets to win - props to all the great mercs - special props to our EU mercs - couple had 2nd and third highest scores sircyrmo and knitler who went 59-14
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: ildist on May 17, 2013, 07:41:58 pm
i blame the gays
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Mae. on May 17, 2013, 07:42:04 pm
did you assholes even tell him happy birthday?
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 17, 2013, 07:42:07 pm
There's my answer: FIDLGB.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 17, 2013, 08:26:58 pm
Good fight. almost won 890 v 1500, only needed 75 more tickets to win - props to all the great mercs - special props to our EU mercs - couple had 2nd and third highest scores sircyrmo and knitler who went 59-14

Nothing against FCC, but god damn, heavy transitional the ENTIRE battle. Of course you can do good on strat with nothing but heavy armor(especially against a lighter armored foe).

FCC had such good EU mercs. I kept getting THed by ours :evil: :evil:
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: BaleOhay on May 17, 2013, 08:33:40 pm
Believe me we had plenty of team wounding going on.

We accidentally double gear in the fief. Did not know if had stuff inside and added more so we got to have lots of heavy stuff to play with. Our mercs listened and followed orders very well. I attribute that to nearly winning the day as much as anything.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 17, 2013, 08:38:20 pm
Believe me we had plenty of team wounding going on.

We accidentally double gear in the fief. Did not know if had stuff inside and added more so we got to have lots of heavy stuff to play with. Our mercs listened and followed orders very well. I attribute that to nearly winning the day as much as anything.
Meh, 1h in strat is no fun anymore. Everyone's got heavy ass armor and 1h swords just don't  8-) cut it....
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 17, 2013, 08:44:55 pm
1h with a shield is easy in strat fights.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 17, 2013, 08:49:48 pm
1h with a shield is easy in strat fights.

Maybe with a blunt weapon or a pick. But 1h swords don't work. 2h is easy as balls to do well as even in strat with it pure transitional armies.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 17, 2013, 08:58:37 pm
I know 2h is easy. Thats why I am 1h shielder. Somewhat more of a challenge.

Edit: Pike men for easiest class if you have a buddy to protect you.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 17, 2013, 09:01:09 pm
Maybe with a blunt weapon or a pick. But 1h swords don't work. 2h is easy as balls to do well as even in strat with it pure transitional armies.

1h swords work really well if you have 9 powerstrike and no shield skill.

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Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Tanken on May 17, 2013, 09:29:27 pm
You're all doing a Great Job
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Turboflex on May 17, 2013, 09:55:52 pm
Meh, 1h in strat is no fun anymore. Everyone's got heavy ass armor and 1h swords just don't  8-) cut it....

That's why we pack warhammers in our armies...

1h cut weapons just useless now in strat against armies fully equipped at 70 armor.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Matey on May 17, 2013, 10:04:15 pm
That's why we pack warhammers in our armies...

1h cut weapons just useless now in strat against armies fully equipped at 70 armor.

I use an arbalest! problem solved!
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on May 17, 2013, 10:42:35 pm
You're all doing a Great Job

Grammar chocolate chip cookie scum
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Tanken on May 17, 2013, 10:43:38 pm
Grammar chocolate chip cookie scum

Huh? no, I just wanted to post that in big letters to hopefully farm Renown like a whore, not to correct anyone  :D
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: HarryCrumb on May 17, 2013, 10:58:44 pm
Hey Rhalzo, I hope you're having a wonderful day on your birthday and the entire CRPG community wanted to tell you...

You're doing a great job!
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Rhalzo on May 17, 2013, 11:39:13 pm
Hey Rhalzo, I hope you're having a wonderful day on your birthday and the entire CRPG community wanted to tell you...

You're doing a great job!

My birthday was yesterday, but thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Those of you that aren't, and even those that are, getting involved in this drama - you're doing a great job.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Pappy on May 18, 2013, 05:50:35 am
Was a fun battle, good xp was earned, and for one night we can ravage the women of an FCC town before they retake it. Thanks to all who participated
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Matey on May 18, 2013, 05:52:25 am
Was a fun battle, good xp was earned, and for one night we can ravage the women of an FCC town before they retake it. Thanks to all who participated

pff bronto didnt even enter the town after taking it, i doubt you lads had any time for ravaging anything but the sheep on the outskirts of the village!
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 18, 2013, 06:36:35 am
I've also accomplished my main goal which is making you [Kesh] miserable.
Kesh inexplicably posts like, uh, well... like he does. And yet in person he is a generally cool guy and keeps a level head even when bad things happen. Happy or mad, his posts wouldn't read any different.

Quote
I am also not crying on forums, nothing in my post is QQ at all. Learn to read scrub. I'm offended you would berate Rhalzo for our choice of times. Isn't that what war is all about? YOU PICKING THE TIMES TO FIGHT YOUR ENEMIES.....your nerd rage is consuming you Kesh...or maybe it's your douchebaggery....either way....don't QQ to people in private and try and be a forum hero....
(emphasis mine)
sorry I was kind of goofing around with formatting while on the phone and ended up with this
you're a cool dude I got no beef with you


Feels like I have read this post multiple times in every diplomacy thread ever.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Penguin on May 18, 2013, 08:52:08 am
pff bronto didnt even enter the town after taking it, i doubt you lads had any time for ravaging anything but the sheep on the outskirts of the village!

You underestimate the true power of premature ejaculation.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Bronto on May 18, 2013, 02:02:06 pm
pff bronto didnt even enter the town after taking it, i doubt you lads had any time for ravaging anything but the sheep on the outskirts of the village!

Kind of hard when you auto attack before I can get anything out. Exploiting game mechanics twice when I've taken that village. Both times you've attacked before I could get anything. Thanks for the 3000 crates and not attacking me on my 20 hour journey home.

Gottem.

Edit: Later today kesh I'll have rhalzo message you asking if you were too scared to attack the remaining 130 men I had and then call you a douchebag so this thread can come full circle. Again thanks to all the mercs on our side, I sent you all a gift for your participation.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Keshian on May 18, 2013, 03:07:04 pm
Kind of hard when you auto attack before I can get anything out. Exploiting game mechanics twice when I've taken that village. Both times you've attacked before I could get anything. Thanks for the 3000 crates and not attacking me on my 20 hour journey home.

Gottem.

Edit: Later today kesh I'll have rhalzo message you asking if you were too scared to attack the remaining 130 men I had and then call you a douchebag so this thread can come full circle. Again thanks to all the mercs on our side, I sent you all a gift for your participation.

Lol rage moar!  Keep your 130 - we killed 1400 and only lost 690 actual troops not population.  Troops are much harder to come by then gear and gold.  Exploiting game mechanics really?  is that your new QQ in this thread, you haven't whined enough over imagined insults you actually called me rather than the other way around, you need to whine even more!  Im sure all the chaos, Fidlgb, and frisian bros will -1 my posts again - like it does anything - but man we really kicked your ass in that fight and that was a LOT of fun, you guys did a GREAT job getting all that red!

You did have 5 hours to reinforce the village - if you really want to keep what is inside just dump some troops in there.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Bronto on May 18, 2013, 03:36:27 pm
Get trolled son. Good job bragging about the victory for me. It sure is hard to win in all your lordly heavy armor when we fight exclusively in medium gear. It was a fun battle and always fun to bait you into being an ass with a few choice words. GG.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Keshian on May 18, 2013, 03:44:22 pm
Get trolled son. Good job bragging about the victory for me. It sure is hard to win in all your lordly heavy armor when we fight exclusively in medium gear. It was a fun battle and always fun to bait you into being an ass with a few choice words. GG.

The irony in this one is almost as great as your derp at being an ass - this entire thread whining about imagined insults baiting you into being an idiot on the forums and then  QQing moar about imagined abuse of game mechanics - still pretty sad.

Also 60+ body armor is not really medium gear.  Just because you started running out near the end doesn't mean you didn't have good gear - we were doing 1.5 to 1 k/ds long before that.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Bronto on May 18, 2013, 03:49:59 pm
The irony in this one is almost as great as your derp at being an ass - this entire thread whining about imagined insults baiting you into being an idiot on the forums and then  QQing moar about imagined abuse of game mechanics - still pretty sad.

Also 60+ body armor is not really medium gear.  Just because you started running out near the end doesn't mean you didn't have good gear - we were doing 1.5 to 1 k/ds long before that.

Lol 60+ body armor. Did we fight the same battle? Regular old Mongol armor comes in at 41 I believe vs transitional armor and +1 mamluke mail. Learn how to math. It's so easy getting you hot and bothered.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Keshian on May 18, 2013, 04:41:55 pm
Lol 60+ body armor. Did we fight the same battle? Regular old Mongol armor comes in at 41 I believe vs transitional armor and +1 mamluke mail. Learn how to math. It's so easy getting you hot and bothered.

Triple-loomed mongol armor with triple loomed gauntlets is 60+ body armor - not our fault if used broken shit instead.  Also, transitional?  We use heavy yawshawns - we are middle-eastern themed not heraldic.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Rhalzo on May 18, 2013, 04:47:52 pm
The irony in this one is almost as great as your derp at being an ass - this entire thread whining about imagined insults baiting you into being an idiot on the forums and then  QQing moar about imagined abuse of game mechanics - still pretty sad.

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Kesh, what would these bolded statements in the above spoiler be? From my perspective, you're calling someone a douchebag in the first one (Bronto or myself), then the second two combine into you calling someone a douchebag again basically. Are these imagined insults? By the way, I just noticed how you spelled attack/attacking twice. That's a pretty sweet way of spelling it.

Triple-loomed mongol armor with triple loomed gauntlets is 60+ body armor - not our fault if used broken shit instead.  Also, transitional?  We use heavy yawshawns - we are middle-eastern themed not heraldic.

Where did these left over Heraldic Transitional Armors come from then? We didn't bring them. Also, our +3 mongols and our +0/+1 Lamellar Gauntlets only get to 54/55, which isn't 60+.

Nothing against FCC, but god damn, heavy transitional the ENTIRE battle. Of course you can do good on strat with nothing but heavy armor(especially against a lighter armored foe).
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: BaleOhay on May 18, 2013, 05:13:28 pm
Why is it everytime people attack fcc they all get fixated on kesh. It is sad really.

Then the accusations start... we are seriously being called out for immediately attacking the place? How are we cheating now? We get called out for the strangest things.

Again we are armor crutchers. Can this one be dropped. You all know what armor you will see when fighting us. If you do not think you will win because of it. fight someone else. Stop using it as a built in excuse. Why does Ve and occitan (both use heavier and armored horses) not have to listen to it every time?

Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Bronto on May 18, 2013, 05:49:21 pm
Dude Bale was even in heraldic trans during the battle and so was most of Fallen. Learn to differentiate truth from lies. Also I was being sarcastic about the bragging and the bottom line is we won and got lots of xp. Also, people don't give a shit what occitan or VE use because they are not total shitbags. You guys complain and point out more "exploits" than anyone ever in the history of strat and I'm just throwing it back in your face. If you don't like it then just ignore me or don't reply. Unless as murdertron insinuated in a chaos thread I've struck a chord and you're being overly defensive about your own abuse of game mechanics. It's OK if it happens in your favor but not OK if someone points it out. Got it or should I dumb it down for your beautiful mind.
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: BaleOhay on May 18, 2013, 06:11:12 pm
Smoothrich change his name? The level is crying and hate is reminiscent
Title: Re: FCC Rage Harder
Post by: Bronto on May 18, 2013, 06:18:43 pm
SMOOTHRICH is a legend, how dare you besmirch his name in this thread. On that note i'm locking this until the need to shit talk rises again. (also good to have so i don't shit up anders thread...sorry anders for all those times!)+
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Bronto on June 17, 2013, 08:59:43 pm
EVERYONE WHO FOUGHT TODAY FOR FIDLGB, you are TRUE WARRIORS and against impossible odds we WON! Out ticketed 486 to 100; Out geared Heraldic trans to regular Gambesons and out weaponed, all the +3's to our tatar bows with regular arrows and unloomed iberians: and we DID IT!

YOU'RE ALL DOING A GREAT JOB!
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: cup457 on June 17, 2013, 09:15:42 pm
FCC didnt even manage to kill me once GF
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: BaleOhay on June 17, 2013, 09:51:50 pm
The prob with day time fights I guess.

Our clan is like the vampire... weak during the day deadly at night when we can get our fighters rolling
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Holiday203 on June 17, 2013, 10:28:25 pm
Yeah what he said.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Tojo on June 18, 2013, 01:02:27 am
sound like bronto just needs to get a normal 9-5 job and become a productive citizen like everyone else here... (sarcasm) (kinda)

Or how about everyone in Fcc sets their nighttime in strat during the day, that way all the battles will be bumped back to real primetime.

Also, you cant call it primetime in the middle of the day with only 70 players total on all NA server...

just sayin
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Rhalzo on June 18, 2013, 01:15:30 am
sound like bronto just needs to get a normal 9-5 job and become a productive citizen like everyone else here... (sarcasm) (kinda)

Or how about everyone in Fcc sets their nighttime in strat during the day, that way all the battles will be bumped back to real primetime.

Also, you cant call it primetime in the middle of the day with only 70 players total on all NA server...

just sayin

He does have one. He has an awesome job that let's him play cRPG during the work day. But to go with Bronto's statement: You guys all did a great job today!
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Kreczor on June 18, 2013, 01:26:16 am
Also, you cant call it primetime in the middle of the day with only 70 players total on all NA server...

just sayin

Err... technically in this case of using the term prime time he's definitely in the right here. His use of the word, and by extension everyone here's use of the term is "My Ideal Gaming Hours". If it works for him and he's saying it's his prime time, you can't do anything about it, especially saying he's wrong. That would just make you ignorant.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Bronto on June 18, 2013, 01:28:42 am
sound like bronto just needs to get a normal 9-5 job and become a productive citizen like everyone else here... (sarcasm) (kinda)

Or how about everyone in Fcc sets their nighttime in strat during the day, that way all the battles will be bumped back to real primetime.

Also, you cant call it primetime in the middle of the day with only 70 players total on all NA server...

just sayin

FCC fanboy scum. My primetime is 9 to 5. Please refer to the picture in my first post.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: BaleOhay on June 18, 2013, 01:36:12 am
I am guessing your win had more to do with over 50% of our mercs that signed up not showing for the fight then anything else. In any case grats. We shall mourn the loss of those men with a feast in their honor in New Kelredan Castle
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Mayzer on June 18, 2013, 01:46:08 am
Everything's comin' up Milhouse

Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 18, 2013, 02:30:38 am
battle link?
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Tojo on June 18, 2013, 02:44:49 am
LOL FCC shall cleanse the land of arrogant flesh folds like ye...

~FCC fanboy
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Casimir on June 18, 2013, 02:45:49 am
'murica
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Rhalzo on June 18, 2013, 02:48:06 am
battle link?

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=4077

That would be the battle that is being talked about.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 18, 2013, 02:52:44 am
Oh well looks like I need to add that to battle roster then. Count that battle into the losses/kdr stuff.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Canuck on June 18, 2013, 04:49:56 am
Well.. You got what you asked for in this case. I mean you attacked Bronto during day time, (or night time even though I'm sure you know by now that he has different hours) Besides, it won't make a dent in the big FCC war machine anyway, so why not let them just enjoy the victory?
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Canary on June 18, 2013, 05:03:55 am
The elemental forces of light and time, the goodly power of holy sunlight shone down from the mystery of the æthereal realm beyond. It placed a boon upon our brows, the glistening of the dewy race of mankind perspiring in the glow. It was not a gift, it was righteousness incarnate. It was not a reward, but for our perseverance we've shewn gave us the power to dole out justice to the foes of the eternal wonders of the lands and the skies.

Justice given in battle. Justice received unfailingly by an enemy unwitting and ignorant of the cosmic powers granting us our strength. Penetrating rays of needle-like, shining justice and glory.

Awlpike justice.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: The_Slim on June 18, 2013, 05:07:50 am




Death to the FCC



Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Artyem on June 18, 2013, 05:13:44 am
The elemental forces of light and time, the goodly power of holy sunlight shone down from the mystery of the æthereal realm beyond. It placed a boon upon our brows, the glistening of the dewy race of mankind perspiring in the glow. It was not a gift, it was righteousness incarnate. It was not a reward, but for our perseverance we've shewn gave us the power to dole out justice to the foes of the eternal wonders of the lands and the skies.

Justice given in battle. Justice received unfailingly by an enemy unwitting and ignorant of the cosmic powers granting us our strength. Penetrating rays of needle-like, shining justice and glory.

Awlpike justice.

It truly was a good battle, your awlpike struck me down many times, and many of those many times did I say "aw fuck" in disgust.

Rondel Dagger Justice.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Darkkarma on June 18, 2013, 05:37:45 am
Great battle all around. Special shout outs to those beautiful fearless bastards that hindered the catapult attacks(if only slightly). It was really beautiful to see everyone on our end come together like that tonight given what little we had to work with.

You've all helped ensure that we shall remain unruly for at least another night.

You have our thanks.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Holiday203 on June 18, 2013, 05:52:23 am
FCC fanboy scum. My primetime is 9 to 5. Please refer to the picture in my first post.

You gotta calm down nerd
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Rhalzo on June 18, 2013, 06:13:48 am
Awlpike justice.

I'm glad I gave those 100 man armies some gear, haha.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Ganner on June 18, 2013, 08:56:18 am
You scumbags DARE attack my castle on the one day a week when im not home at all... YOU HEATHENS SHALL PAY!
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 18, 2013, 09:23:43 am
You scumbags DARE attack my castle on the one day a week when im not home at all... YOU HEATHENS SHALL PAY!

fyi they attacked me while i was at work, so we were item bugged. gf nerds
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Ganner on June 18, 2013, 09:25:33 am
And you tormented panda the unofficial mascot of choasnerdz?  YOU WILL PAY EVEN MORE SO!
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 18, 2013, 09:28:00 am
And you tormented panda the unofficial mascot of choasnerdz?  YOU WILL PAY EVEN MORE SO!

I love when people stick up for me. I can't fight for myself. I'm only a 12 yr old boy. Kthx

I'm gonna get banned from the forums soon. I can see this coming :D
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Ganner on June 18, 2013, 09:30:52 am
I love when people stick up for me. I can't fight for myself. I'm only a 12 yr old boy. Kthx

Indeed. This explains the questionable merit badge placement on your sash from your troop leader.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 18, 2013, 09:32:45 am
Indeed. This explains the questionable merit badge placement on your sash from your troop leader.

Well I think the long hair makes it questionable, and we all know that Kartoffeln is into young boys ;)
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Ganner on June 18, 2013, 09:35:55 am
Well I think the long hair makes it questionable, and we all know that Kartoffeln is into young boys ;)

It is known Khaleesi.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Uumdi on June 18, 2013, 11:20:29 am
I'm gonna get banned from the forums soon.

sasquatch fart attack ok i can RP a little better than that.

As trumpets sounded in the distance, the earth shook with hurried movement.  Prone to losing himself in the flow of time, Uumdi checked the nearest sundial.  As he stepped upon the middle stone, he carefully studied the perceived shadow of his person.  Surely war could not be so - for it did not rest upon the hemisphere labeled "PRIME TIME!!!"

Strange... for the smell of death resembled that of a sasquatch fart attack.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Bronto on June 18, 2013, 12:21:43 pm
You gotta calm down nerd

Holy hell you're dense! At least Tojo knew I was breaking his balls. This thread is for shit talking. Since you don't know what that is you should probably leave....or find the nearest adult.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: dynamike on June 18, 2013, 03:39:34 pm
I love when people stick up for me. I can't fight for myself. I'm only a 12 yr old boy. Kthx

I'm gonna get banned from the forums soon. I can see this coming :D

Indeed. This explains the questionable merit badge placement on your sash from your troop leader.

Well I think the long hair makes it questionable, and we all know that Kartoffeln is into young boys ;)

Get a room you two sweet potatoes  :lol:


RP for Uumdi:

The smell of decay hung over the battlefield like a blanket covering nightly flatulences. Remnant dynamike carefully stepped around dead soldiers, looking for any survivors of the great battle that had taken place.

As he approached the area where the elite Chopas Troopas had held their stand he noticed they had defended with last breath a figure in their midst. The dead bodies in the courtyard formed a defensive circle around the slim form of a body on the ground, its long hair flowing like waves of Kool Aid, sunlight sparkling in well brushed strands.

Surely this must have been the fair maiden of this castle that the warriors of Choaps tried to protect.

Intrigued by the - surely more than carnal - love these men must have held for the slain beauty in their midst, dynamike stepped closer to glimpse at her features. Her fair skin still had the rosy hue of life in them, pink cheeks not yet subdued to the greyness of death.

dynamike bent down, intending to pay his respects to the source of the fierce resistance the Chapos were offering. As he watched over her, he noticed a strand of hair that had fallen across her face, covering her eyes. For some reason he felt the need to right this wrong, a last gesture to be done. As he made to brush the hair from the face of the fallen figure he lightly touched one cheek...

...and startled as the eyes snapped open and Uumdi spoke:

"These damn wine coolers sure pack a punch. What did I miss?"
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Ethgar on June 18, 2013, 05:56:36 pm


RP for Uumdi:

The smell of decay hung over the battlefield like a blanket covering nightly flatulences. Remnant dynamike carefully stepped around dead soldiers, looking for any survivors of the great battle that had taken place.

As he approached the area where the elite Chopas Troopas had held their stand he noticed they had defended with last breath a figure in their midst. The dead bodies in the courtyard formed a defensive circle around the slim form of a body on the ground, its long hair flowing like waves of Kool Aid, sunlight sparkling in well brushed strands.

Surely this must have been the fair maiden of this castle that the warriors of Choaps tried to protect.

Intrigued by the - surely more than carnal - love these men must have held for the slain beauty in their midst, dynamike stepped closer to glimpse at her features. Her fair skin still had the rosy hue of life in them, pink cheeks not yet subdued to the greyness of death.

dynamike bent down, intending to pay his respects to the source of the fierce resistance the Chapos were offering. As he watched over her, he noticed a strand of hair that had fallen across her face, covering her eyes. For some reason he felt the need to right this wrong, a last gesture to be done. As he made to brush the hair from the face of the fallen figure he lightly touched one cheek...

...and startled as the eyes snapped open and Uumdi spoke:

"These damn wine coolers sure pack a punch. What did I miss?"


Well done good sir, well done!!! 
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on June 18, 2013, 07:01:57 pm
CHAOS IS BAD CHAOS IS BAD CHAOS IS BAD

BAD BAD BAD




Ok, we can all stop fighting now.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 18, 2013, 07:29:28 pm
CHAOS IS BAD CHAOS IS BAD CHAOS IS BAD

BAD BAD BAD




Ok, we can all stop fighting now.

choas scum
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Holiday203 on June 18, 2013, 08:53:03 pm
Holy hell you're dense! At least Tojo knew I was breaking his balls. This thread is for shit talking. Since you don't know what that is you should probably leave....or find the nearest adult.

Whoa. Calm down nerd.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Mae. on June 18, 2013, 09:02:13 pm
i cant keep up with this threadddddddddddd, blahhhlawufpaofsp;ghpf
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Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Uumdi on June 18, 2013, 09:55:49 pm
RP for Uumdi:

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Hahahahahaha, wine coolers are so good, I don't care what anyone says.

i cant keep up with this threadddddddddddd, blahhhlawufpaofsp;ghpf
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Oh but we are.  Deep down we all love each other and want the best.  When you hear someone say "I wish so-and-so would die in real life", it really means "I wish I could buy so-and-so a puppy.  Then he might reflect on the beauty and simplicity of life and the experience of joy.  Then maybe we could sit down to internet horses and have a variety of fun and interesting battles where we can appreciate each others' skill sets and contributions to a community of like-minded individuals."

"Sperglord bundle of sticks" is the rough equivalent to "beautiful man whom I admire and would wish to know on a more personal level."


Kesh might just be a reflection of our divine soul, and vice versa.  Personally, my divine soul is something of a cross between Wojtek, EyeBeat, and a 2H cav build.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 18, 2013, 10:57:17 pm
Chaos?  More like gayos, Uumdi take your gay agenda somewhere else...heathen.   
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Uumdi on June 18, 2013, 11:06:13 pm
Chaos?  More like gayos, Uumdi take your gay agenda somewhere else...heathen.

please, huseby, the D
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 18, 2013, 11:06:57 pm
Fine I'll throw you a bone
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 20, 2013, 07:36:46 pm
Uumdi, I fucking love you man. You make my day XD
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Bittersteel on June 20, 2013, 07:54:17 pm
It's war. Even if it wasn't his prime time does it matter? It's a medieval war game. This happened in medieval times, if you don't like how the medieval times 'worked' out, then don't play a game about it that makes you rage.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Jack1 on June 20, 2013, 07:56:35 pm
It's war. Even if it wasn't his prime time does it matter? It's a medieval war game. This happened in medieval times, if you don't like how the medieval times 'worked' out, then don't play a game about it that makes you rage.

Your about a month late on that m'boy
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Rikthor on June 20, 2013, 09:12:09 pm
It's war. Even if it wasn't his prime time does it matter? It's a medieval war game. This happened in medieval times, if you don't like how the medieval times 'worked' out, then don't play a game about it that makes you rage.

....are you trying to imply this game should be realistic?

A game where people in full armor can jump and do 360's with a pike, a game where you can be shot with 5 arrows and it not even take you below half health, a medieval war game littered with two handed heroes?
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Smoothrich on June 20, 2013, 10:12:59 pm


 a game where you can be shot with 5 arrows and it not even take you below half health

This is very realistic, there are plenty of accounts of knights having dozens of arrows in their armor and being fine.

"Baha al-Din also described the difference in power between the Crusader crossbow and the bows of his own army. He saw Frankish infantrymen with from one to ten arrows sticking from their armoured backs marching along with no apparent hurt, whilst the crossbows struck down both horse and man amongst the Muslims.[6]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Arsuf

Nerf Archery, Buff Xbows
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Bittersteel on June 20, 2013, 10:59:39 pm
Your about a month late on that m'boy


I have internet explorer.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Equal on June 21, 2013, 02:24:30 am
It's war. Even if it wasn't his prime time does it matter? It's a medieval war game. This happened in medieval times, if you don't like how the medieval times 'worked' out, then don't play a game about it that makes you rage.
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Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 21, 2013, 02:28:43 am
Listening to all the rage shit on these forums has literally given me a hemorrhoid.
Title: Re: FCC Good Fight
Post by: Canuck on June 21, 2013, 03:50:50 am
Listening to all the rage shit on these forums has literally given me a hemorrhoid.

I wouldn't want to hear Microsoft Sam reading all that crap to me either.