RP for Uumdi:
The smell of decay hung over the battlefield like a blanket covering nightly flatulences. Remnant dynamike carefully stepped around dead soldiers, looking for any survivors of the great battle that had taken place.
As he approached the area where the elite Chopas Troopas had held their stand he noticed they had defended with last breath a figure in their midst. The dead bodies in the courtyard formed a defensive circle around the slim form of a body on the ground, its long hair flowing like waves of Kool Aid, sunlight sparkling in well brushed strands.
Surely this must have been the fair maiden of this castle that the warriors of Choaps tried to protect.
Intrigued by the - surely more than carnal - love these men must have held for the slain beauty in their midst, dynamike stepped closer to glimpse at her features. Her fair skin still had the rosy hue of life in them, pink cheeks not yet subdued to the greyness of death.
dynamike bent down, intending to pay his respects to the source of the fierce resistance the Chapos were offering. As he watched over her, he noticed a strand of hair that had fallen across her face, covering her eyes. For some reason he felt the need to right this wrong, a last gesture to be done. As he made to brush the hair from the face of the fallen figure he lightly touched one cheek...
...and startled as the eyes snapped open and Uumdi spoke:
"These damn wine coolers sure pack a punch. What did I miss?"
Hahahahahaha, wine coolers are so good, I don't care what anyone says.
i cant keep up with this threadddddddddddd, blahhhlawufpaofsp;ghpf
Oh but we are.
Deep down we all love each other and want the best. When you hear someone say "
I wish so-and-so would die in real life", it really means "
I wish I could buy so-and-so a puppy. Then he might reflect on the beauty and simplicity of life and the experience of joy. Then maybe we could sit down to internet horses and have a variety of fun and interesting battles where we can appreciate each others' skill sets and contributions to a community of like-minded individuals."
"
Sperglord bundle of sticks" is the rough equivalent to "
beautiful man whom I admire and would wish to know on a more personal level."
Kesh might just be a reflection of our divine soul, and vice versa. Personally, my divine soul is something of a cross between Wojtek, EyeBeat, and a 2H cav build.
