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NA-cRPG players are bracing for a gang war in the streets of Calradia. with the imminent release of an American red-haired mobster from jail.
"There will be shootings for sure. For the most part, it's nerd guy versus nerd guy but if you interfere in their business, if you are in the wrong part of the nerd ghetto at the wrong time, you're totally at risk," said Forum Police Det. Kalam Sherlock "They really don't care. They're not good with verbal skills, these spergs..."
The mobster who forum police worry will be the flashpoint for the violence of Brontosaurus 27. He has been linked to the multi-ethnic Independent Nerd gang whose nominal leader Rhalzo 28, was gunned down while Farmer Nate was in custody in 2012.
Forum police Det. Kalam Sherlock warns of a coming turf war between rival gangs in Calradia.
The Soldiers have been with strong leadership since then.
Spookisland is serving seven years stemming from the kidnapping and beating of Ildist and his Mates in 2012. Matey is due for release in June. His twin brother Farmer Nate is already out on parole for the same offence.
"Nate's the stronger person of the two. His reputation precedes him," Kalam said.
When Spookisland hits the streets, he will most likely attempt to unite the disparate elements of the Independent Soldiers under his rage leadership, Kalam said.
"A bunch of other guys think they run the [Strategus] show," Kalam said. "[Keshian] is going to completely take control."
And, Kalam added, there is concern that Matey's pending release will kick off a spate of violence over the unsolved 2011 shooting murder of DukeDickbutt's best friend, Jason, who died alongside former high-school basketball star Serge Diablo. The two men were shot dead at accused drug dealer Serge's East Calradia home. FlyingDildos, 30, was shot in a downtown nightclub last February and died in the downtown nightclub of Calradia called Hard Buttsex.
The grisly toll will rise when Matey is freed, Kalam predicted.
Once the Independent Soldiers are unified, Kalam said, the focus will shift to battles with established nerd organizations such as the FCC and the Fimbultvers as all try to carve out or maintain their place in Calradia's lucrative drug trade.
The expected clash between the FCC and the Bowlers is of particular concern because both groups are up-and-coming and eager to establish dominance in the eastcoast of Calradia.
"If they run into each other for whatever reason, it's all-out war," Kalam warned.
Sgt. Canary Bird of the B.C. Chaos Forum Task Force said, Matey is well known to them.
"We're aware of who he is, we're aware of his previous activities and we're aware of what he may get back into when he's released," Canary said.
Two members of the Independent Soldiers were warned on the forums last week with a warning percentage of 55%, got muted, and got mad on the internet, forum police say.
It is the first time Independent Soldiers have been arrested in the Diplomacy section of the Forums.
"If they view Mountain Blade as a place they can make internet gold money, they will come here," said
Mayor of Austria, chadz.
The reason the Soldiers are branching out to the the european part of Calradia is pretty clear, according to Kalam.
