This means WAR, Heretics!There you go, and its not like u guys didnt have this coming...
I have no problem with a nice war, regardless if we get roflstopmped or not *ahem*lol tell that to Kutt.
However any decent leader needs to follow a code of contact.
LL attacked our fief without any form of provocation. We don't even border. They also never bothered to post any kind of declaration of war or give any explanation whatsoever for this aggression.
Tl;dr niggaz, u gay
These swines will pay with their lives, no glory shall be held by those with the tags of LL. We shall fight brothers, to the last gin and 2tonic! HERETICS!
Yes, we should have made a shit talking topic instead. That would have been the more professional approach. There are no codes in strat, you should know that better than anyone.
lol tell that to Kutt.
It looks like the "Teutonics/Frisia are racists and there is moral obligation to fight them" casus belli is still in full effect
For lo, there was seen marching upon the great Teutonic castle of nerds, an army of LL nerds, and let no man say who among these two beasts of nerdkind are the nerdiest.
We betrayed KUTT, plain and simple. However, that doesn't mean we marched our armies to them, then left and the next minute we attacked. We left and then declared war like normal.Man, between you and the other members of Teutonics, you guys really gotta get your story straight.
Curious why Chaos never attacked the castle?
Curious why Chaos never attacked the castle?
Castle fights aren't as fun as village and field battles.
What you mean is they thought it would be too hard.
Just because one faction lost almost 10k troops, doesn't mean Chaos would have lost as much. I think the main reason is they were too scared. They can afford to spare the troops. Canary wants to save those troops too attack FCC. It's pretty obvs. I hope I don't offend anyone. It's my thought.
Edit: Downvotes are a joke, instead, write a comment.
Stop mentioning KUTT in this god damn thread.
We are simple bads
We don't really care about Strategus anymore, the 131.2 or so members in the newly reformed KUTT I think only...1? of us actually does anything in Strat.
Good for LL though attacking Slezkh Castle. If you hit the tower that faces your spawn with 4-5 catapult shots, it makes that tower go phantom so you can waltz right in. I told the EU guys that, and WHOA, they finally sieged Slezkh Castle.
Lost Legion is without honor, you have my sword teutonics!
Paranoid delusions, 1000% false and fabricated nonsense! and wild speculation!
Hm so first siege is over and.....
LL went 1:1 almost against KT
Nope, if I was Chaos I wouldn't either. You guy's obviously didn't want to get drawn into a meat grinder and backed out, just waiting to snatch whoever the fuck came out.
I was joking mostly, but we mainly didn't want to purse any further since TAMDA wasn't backing you guys. I am pretty sure war were declared thinking that they would.
1200 deaths vs 1500 is not 1:1
+ we had 6 less people because we fucked up in the rollcall.
.867 KDR is pretty damn close to 1:1. I never did say 1:1, you should re-read that.
And I was making a comment. Considering the "Fearsome" Reputation of that castle nearly 1.00 on the first siege is a better start. Those EU's can learn a few things from NA on how to siege.
I have no idea where the fearsome reputation comes from... Pretty sure Remnant took it in a Raid and then a Siege, winning both, at least on this side of the map.
.867 KDR is pretty damn close to 1:1. I never did say 1:1, you should re-read that.
And I was making a comment. Considering the "Fearsome" Reputation of that castle nearly 1.00 on the first siege is a better start. Those EU's can learn a few things from NA on how to siege.
I have no idea where the fearsome reputation comes from... Pretty sure Remnant took it in a Raid and then a Siege, winning both, at least on this side of the map.
Nope, if I was Chaos I wouldn't either. You guy's obviously didn't want to get drawn into a meat grinder and backed out, just waiting to snatch whoever the fuck came out.
Not only that but it gets really gay reading all these fucking shitstorms. This goes for both party's.
1200 deaths vs 1500 is not 1:1
+ we had 6 less people because we fucked up in the rollcall.
I have no idea where the fearsome reputation comes from... Pretty sure Remnant took it in a Raid and then a Siege, winning both, at least on this side of the map.
Smoothrich, this topic is for the LL vs Teutonic, so if you could please keep your Hate for everything FCC out, that would be much appreciated.
And yes that was a good fight last night. I personally think we could have done better if some perticular people would listen in TS though
I think the main reason is they were too scared. They can afford to spare the troops. Canary wants to save those troops too attack FCC.
Honestly, I want peace with chaos.enough with peace go fight. I'm sick of people crying everytime they get attacked in strat.
We had the pissing contest with them, it is time to lower the guns officially.
But that is another story.
enough with peace go fight. I'm sick of people crying everytime they get attacked in strat.
Erm, what?
We didn't have a battle with chaos for over a month. I am just tired of the pissing contest. That is all. I didn't cry when we got attacked and the actual war was happening.
I have no problem with a nice war, regardless if we get roflstopmped or not *ahem*
However any decent leader needs to follow a code of contact.
LL attacked our fief without any form of provocation. We don't even border. They also never bothered to post any kind of declaration of war or give any explanation whatsoever for this aggression.
Tl;dr niggaz, u gay
Goretooth, you quote one post but refer to another? That is a new thing...I recon.so quit crying and enjoy.
And I didn't cry when the war happened. I am referring to the war with chaos, not the war with LL. Find me a single post from me complaining about the war with Chaos. I didn't.
And this thread isnt' really a complain about the war per se, more of a "where are your manners gentlemen". I mean, I have earned 2m exp from this whole thing.
Find me a single post from me complaining about the war with Chaos.
GIVE ME MY FIEF BACK BIRDBRAINhappening in other channels.
Not sure about posts, but there is plenty of happening in other channels.
Edit: Oh wait, here we are. (http://forum.meleegaming.com/spam/hey-birdbrain-canary/msg716801/#msg716801)
I tried to warn them all about WITCHCRAFT's spells.
Well we were trying to have good prime time battles...not sure why you would make these moves now instead of at a better time, but whatever.
This is what we get for trying to do prime time battles for everyone to enjoy. We could have just attacked your castle last night at 2:00 AM EST. and rocked you like we have been doing time and time again.
Cowardly Teutonic 30 man faction can't take on a 15 man faction by themselves and must call in the FCC 60 man faction.
This 15 man faction doesn't give a damn, come at us cowards and we will show you how real men fight.
This is what we get for trying to do prime time battles for everyone to enjoy. We could have just attacked your castle last night at 2:00 AM EST. and rocked you like we have been doing time and time again.
Cowardly Teutonic 30 man faction can't take on a 15 man faction by themselves and must call in the FCC 60 man faction.
This 15 man faction doesn't give a damn, come at us cowards and we will show you how real men fight.
This is what we get for trying to do prime time battles for everyone to enjoy. We could have just attacked your castle last night at 2:00 AM EST. and rocked you like we have been doing time and time again.
Cowardly Teutonic 30 man faction can't take on a 15 man faction by themselves and must call in the FCC 60 man faction.
This 15 man faction doesn't give a damn, come at us cowards and we will show you how real men fight.
We were informed by a hospitaller that they had provided much of the gear in your attack on slezkh castle (12K troops with plate and great mauls including what you had at home, etc.). it became clear that they were using as a proxy to obtain a castle closer to fcc territory for hospitaller aggression. We felt responsible that a small 15-man teutonic faction should be attacked by a 15 man faction with the support of a 80 man troop farming faction, primarily to get at us. Seemed unfair and that we needed to get involved. if it had been just 2 small factions we wouldn't have needed to get involved. You wouldn't have raised our suspicions if you hadn't given them blue gambesons (we are the only NA faction that used that and we left that in hosp lands earlier which was the last time we used them). Then we got more information from a hospitaller that clarified what was going on.
I was joking mostly, but we mainly didn't want to purse any further since TAMDA wasn't backing you guys. I am pretty sure war were declared thinking that they would.
We were informed by a hospitaller that they had provided much of the gear in your attack on slezkh castle (12K troops with plate and great mauls including what you had at home, etc.). it became clear that they were using as a proxy to obtain a castle closer to fcc territory for hospitaller aggression. We felt responsible that a small 15-man teutonic faction should be attacked by a 15 man faction with the support of a 80 man troop farming faction, primarily to get at us. Seemed unfair and that we needed to get involved. if it had been just 2 small factions we wouldn't have needed to get involved. You wouldn't have raised our suspicions if you hadn't given them blue gambesons (we are the only NA faction that used that and we left that in hosp lands earlier which was the last time we used them). Then we got more information from a hospitaller that clarified what was going on.
We were informed by a hospitaller that they had provided much of the gear in your attack on slezkh castle (12K troops with plate and great mauls including what you had at home, etc.). it became clear that they were using as a proxy to obtain a castle closer to fcc territory for hospitaller aggression. We felt responsible that a small 15-man teutonic faction should be attacked by a 15 man faction with the support of a 80 man troop farming faction, primarily to get at us. Seemed unfair and that we needed to get involved. if it had been just 2 small factions we wouldn't have needed to get involved. You wouldn't have raised our suspicions if you hadn't given them blue gambesons (we are the only NA faction that used that and we left that in hosp lands earlier which was the last time we used them). Then we got more information from a hospitaller that clarified what was going on.
1. I personally watched HG, LL(and the other earlier purple taken clan is hosp lands), and about 2 other clans every day right before night, and well being that you were all depositing your troops into the feif means that you had around 7k troops before I witnessed around 5k disappear. You are attacking with more than 2X that number. Along with the blue gambisons.
We were informed by a hospitaller that they had provided much of the gear in your attack on slezkh castle (12K troops with plate and great mauls including what you had at home, etc.). it became clear that they were using as a proxy to obtain a castle closer to fcc territory for hospitaller aggression. We felt responsible that a small 15-man teutonic faction should be attacked by a 15 man faction with the support of a 80 man troop farming faction, primarily to get at us. Seemed unfair and that we needed to get involved. if it had been just 2 small factions we wouldn't have needed to get involved. You wouldn't have raised our suspicions if you hadn't given them blue gambesons (we are the only NA faction that used that and we left that in hosp lands earlier which was the last time we used them). Then we got more information from a hospitaller that clarified what was going on.
For example i could say that someone from the FCC, who shall not be named, told me that in order to receive one of the FCCs unwanted fiefs in the north (which a number of factions have received) the leader of the receiving faction must go into a private team speak channel with Kesh and engage in cyber sex with him, more specifically eating out Kesh's ass. And again im not telling you who told me this, because... well... erm... uhh... becuase it just wouldn't be cool okay but rest assured its 100% true.
I for one believe that it's fairly blatant that you're giving gear to them, however I have no reason to believe that you're giving troops to them, for the reasons that Tanken stated.
Obviously Kesh is going to come out with some over the top story about some crazy conspiracy. Thats what Kesh does and everyone needs to be reminded of that any time he speaks as it doesn't hold much truth, or logic for that matter.
1. I personally watched HG, LL(and the other earlier purple taken clan is hosp lands), and about 2 other clans every day right before night, and well being that you were all depositing your troops into the feif means that you had around 7k troops before I witnessed around 5k disappear. You are attacking with more than 2X that number. Along with the blue gambisons.
2. I don't like oranges.
3. We only have 20 people in our faction that actually ever played strat, around 10 or so are KoJ. They never gave us anything and since have gone AFK, with the rest it was mostly 5 of us for about 2 month. Now we have about 7 doing anything in strat. So don't give me the smaller faction bullshit.
So what your telling me is that it is compleatly fair?
P.S. slim, close your legs, this post is starting to smell like fish.
So it is beyond belief that in 2 months straight of trading that we could come up with the gold for this gear? What do you think we've been doing for the last 2 months?
Heh, I was going to make a post about how I always call people out on shit, but then I'd really just be saying that I troll/argue with Kesh and Smooth and not really bother with Diplomacy. Since almost everyone calls out those 2 whenever they say something. Honestly, I like Bale as the FCC spokes boy, cause I can't ever find fault(usually) with what he says.
And arguing with smoothy is so fun! Vitirol is the best substance invented by strat players.
Care to explain where you got the gambesons from? I can believe you've got the gold for it, but some of the stuff I've seen you guys use is pretty odd for being bought in Hospitaller lands.
Now, if you had said you purchased gear from EU as well, it may have been believable, but I don't recall anyone stating that, only that you were trading in EU.
We have been recruit 24/7 for months, like 6 guys at all time + other from time to time.
P.S. We won this war anyway, I am actually complemented you had to call in your father to get you out of this whole mess.
I wanna see that smug face when we wipe you out of the face of NA and send you to a vacation in the EU.
I think saying "We" is giving you guys way too much credit...
Where are you getting the Gambesons from? We have never had them in any of our armies
Care to explain where you got the gambesons from? I can believe you've got the gold for it, but some of the stuff I've seen you guys use is pretty odd for being bought in Hospitaller lands.
Now, if you had said you purchased gear from EU as well, it may have been believable, but I don't recall anyone stating that, only that you were trading in EU.
I wanna see that smug face when we wipe you out of the face of NA and send you to a vacation in the EU.
Oh don't worry, we will be back to crush you yet again.
Cheers
The fault in your logic is that FCC has reason to believe that this is a proxy war, and the information that they claim to be receiving actually has somewhat valid backing. The difference between your example and what FCC's has posted, is that there are a number of things pointing towards a Hospitaller backing of LL, like the gambesons, the full Hospi roster, the fact that you vehemently deny any involvement in the war like we're accusing you of being lepers.
We've had Teutonic guys roaming in our lands too, We must be helping them as well? Obviously Kesh is going to come out with some over the top story about some crazy conspiracy. Thats what Kesh does and everyone needs to be reminded of that any time he speaks as it doesn't hold much truth, or logic for that matter. Hospitaller has not been helping LL as Krosis already pointed out, they have been doing there own thing and are doing a good job at it. FCC (meaning Kesh) has always waited for the right opportunity to pounce on clans that would give the least resistance, which there is nothing wrong with, But that is all he is doing now. Teutonic and FCC share a TS and have always helped each other so this should not be a surprise.
And saying a Hospitaller told you any of this is ridiculous as its just false, so if you actually did talk to someone then you need to smack your self for listening to someone that is not really in the faction or has any knowledge of what goes on, but if that really works then heck, I talked to an FCC member and he said you really do multi account, You once killed a kitten in real life by eating it, and you sent Bale $45 via paypal to make that insensitive virgin joke! (See Bale, I did think it was funny! lol)
Well Teutons have only been in your lands to get back from EU. I think I was the only Teuton to do one trade in your lands, from where I was ambushed by LL. Thanks for keeping waiting for my goods by the way for three days, no worries though I left with out them. Maybe you were keeping me in limbo for LL haha.
Sorry if LL feels outmatched but we were not sitting around all strat massing. We've been fighting more than just their faction, also LL made a good move to come in after Chaos steam rolled our other feifs. Not to mention that traitor scum Jason posting all our gear in the keep. Plus we fought off three waves of fully loomed plate, mauls, etc. I think we been doing plenty of fighting don't you think?
I thought it was 2 battles? we had three?
Lets see 6k v 1.5k
4k v 1.6k
oh yes ok yea 3 cause the recent battle of 3k versus 1.5k almost flag cap.
That was the other thing, a lot of the gear they got was hospitaller type equipment but quite a bit was -3, -4 as well which indicates it was leftovers from a previous battle and not freshly bought.And its more the gold for the equipment not the troops that was completely unbelievable for a faction their size. A 50 man faction would be hard pressed to equip 12,000 troops in plate and great mauls in the thousands. Not so hard if it was leftover gear from previous large sieges (Ichamur, Tilbaut castle, etc.) given to you.
Im not going to get someone kicked froma faction or get them in trouble just to appease you - i'm sorry but thats fucked up. We had a lot of reasons to believe you got hospitaller support and we got it confirmed and we acted based on that - end of story. If somehow this turned out to be incorrect - oh well, its not like you didn't merc in force against us in every battle anyway.
I'm gay.
No, we had 3 battles.the 3rd fight was 2000 vs 1500. I know this because i armed the troops the rest was naked population.
I fought in 2 of them, lost the one yesterday night.
edit: proof
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Well Teutons have only been in your lands to get back from EU. I think I was the only Teuton to do one trade in your lands, from where I was ambushed by LL. Thanks for keeping waiting for my goods by the way for three days, no worries though I left with out them. Maybe you were keeping me in limbo for LL haha.
Sorry if LL feels outmatched but we were not sitting around all strat massing. We've been fighting more than just their faction, also LL made a good move to come in after Chaos steam rolled our other feifs. Not to mention that traitor scum Jason posting all our gear in the keep. Plus we fought off three waves of fully loomed plate, mauls, etc. I think we been doing plenty of fighting don't you think?
Without a doubt this fight has been fair. You could say its unfair for us actually(as Holiday stated us getting steam rolled by Chaos).
1. Teutonic on our last toe(losing almost 7k troops to Chaos)
2. LL takes advantage of our weakness.(somehow it's fair)
3. They attack with three waves.(Phenomenal gear)
4. Teutonic survives and counter attacks.
5. FCC has good reason to believe Hosp is supporting LL(Due to Hospitaller always seeking revenge on FCC)
6. Good reason, and allies have-will always exist in strat.
7. LL claims not fair.
8. Still pending.
We have no problem at all with you counter attacking us in any way shape or form. These seiges(and I'm sure these battles tomorrow) have/will be fun. I'm done fighting in this topic, we will fight it out tomorrow.
FCC just really do not like us apparently, and now we know it plain and simple.
There are no codes in strat, you should know that better than anyone.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!i think you forgot that I actually have you the gold for those 2k troops as well. Like everyone else has been saying hosp hast given us anything. Ever since FCC wiped kutt out we all immediately went to trading until we decided to put it together and make and attack. A month later of building up troops and a few more trade runs we had our armies equipped and ready to move. Simple as that. Like slim did say earlier tho it is flattering that you had to call for help in order to win the war, thx for the compliment and we will be seeing you again
That's on my end. That was my army I turned over to LL after I left them and joined Frisia. When I inherited Bulugur they left a lot of broken shit in there just in case we got attacked, at least we'd have something there. Then I grew a much larger 2000 man army and just threw that stuff in there. There was a LOT of -1, -2 stuff. This is completely honest, 100% accurate. If they used my army in one of their waves of attacks--then that's what you were seeing. And again, that was Hospitallers giving to KUTT, I gave it to them.
Also, our partnership with the Wolves was able to profit nearly 200k Strat Gold a week there for a while when it was going hot. When I left the Faction, Flowers had nearly 1.6 mil on him and Slim and DooM smaller, but still substantial amounts. Not including the amount Greatsage was hauling back over from EU (which was close to 600-800k if I remember right). These guys did a great job, they should feel happy about themselves that these large factions are that disturbed by their ability to gather and create these armies as fast as they did. They had no substantial outside help.
I've pretty much defused most of everyone's arguments about Hospitallers and LL's relationship, and I'm not even in either faction nor am I doing anything further than farming troops at the moment. To summarize what we've learned here..
1. Hospitaller gave Bulugur to ME, with broken gear in it.
2. I gave that gear and my army to LL when I left and joined Frisia.
3. KUTT members came back on and asked what do we do in strat? I said just go give your troops to LL. They did, pretty much all en masse because they were in Sungetche Castle for a LONG TIME.
4. I'm gay.
We have no problem at all with you counter attacking us in any way shape or form. These seiges(and I'm sure these battles tomorrow) have/will be fun. I'm done fighting in this topic, we will fight it out tomorrow.
FCC just really do not like us apparently, and now we know it plain and simple.
Was more than willing to give you those trade goods, was our mistake and I told you I would give you them, not once did I see you in Tulga which I own and is where I can give away goods.
Thanks tanken for pointing that out, we knew kesh was full of it stating he has some hospitaller informant as it was completely made up. This was just an excuse for FCC to go to war with LL.
Arathian, in your post above all you did was support my post even further. I stated only facts and accepted them.
Damn I posted again! Stop responding to me damn you.
You have posted how many times that this intervention is against the FCC rules and it is unfair.
Guess who is buggurt and whinin' now?
That was the other thing, a lot of the gear they got was hospitaller type equipment but quite a bit was -3, -4 as well which indicates it was leftovers from a previous battle and not freshly bought.And its more the gold for the equipment not the troops that was completely unbelievable for a faction their size. A 50 man faction would be hard pressed to equip 12,000 troops in plate and great mauls in the thousands. Not so hard if it was leftover gear from previous large sieges (Ichamur, Tilbaut castle, etc.) given to you.well we gained a lot of gear from the attack from jihad for one. Also it was only 8000 troops and that's not hard to equip after months of grinding. Next time your gonna declare a war plz dont make shit up, just say yolo like tretter did and leave it as that.
Im not going to get someone kicked froma faction or get them in trouble just to appease you - i'm sorry but thats fucked up. We had a lot of reasons to believe you got hospitaller support and we got it confirmed and we acted based on that - end of story. If somehow this turned out to be incorrect - oh well, its not like you didn't merc in force against us in every battle anyway.
1: It does go against everything FCC has been claiming for months, simple fact yet again.kesh has stated before on why they are attacking. has nothing to do with LL being a small clan. It's FCC looking at you guys as a hospitaller proxy. They only got involved when that became the case.
2: I just went through all of my posts in these topics and couldn't find myself saying the words "unfair" anywhere. All I said was that it is lame as hell, which it is.
Looks like FCC couldn't take the heat in the desert or the Steppes and are now heading to cool off in the Tundra.
When will Hospitallers learn that it's people like Goretooth who ruin their public image? It's hard to take a faction's diplomacy seriously when they have people like Goretooth running around directly insulting other clans whilst taunting them, a good way to provoke future attacks.I direct the insults truthfully and to the point. I think FCC and Teutonic knights are both greet clans. I mean I don't like bale and I don't mind kesh. But NH total douches all of them. Hosp lets me say whatever I want on the forums cause they know me and what I will say.
Although, now that I think about it, you guys probably prefer defense and this is some evil master plan to put the original defenders on the offense, since the previously weakened Fimbulvetr has since been reinforced by our good friends.
The fault in your logic is that FCC has reason to believe that this is a proxy war, and the information that they claim to be receiving actually has somewhat valid backing. The difference between your example and what FCC's has posted, is that there are a number of things pointing towards a Hospitaller backing of LL, like the gambesons, the full Hospi roster, the fact that you vehemently deny any involvement in the war like we're accusing you of being lepers.
FCC has been seemingly friendly with Teutonics from the start, as well, and Hospitallers have been seemingly (obviously) friendly with LL / KUTT / whatever the fuck they want to be labeled as and the proxy theory is rather believable. I for one believe that it's fairly blatant that you're giving gear to them, however I have no reason to believe that you're giving troops to them, for the reasons that Tanken stated.
kesh has stated before on why they are attacking. has nothing to do with LL being a small clan. It's FCC looking at you guys as a hospitaller proxy. They only got involved when that became the case.
GORE! We need to play Aliens.LOL SUCH A waste of 50 bucks but okay :mrgreen:
LOL SUCH A waste of 50 bucks but okay :mrgreen:greatest game ever made stop your grinnin' and drop your linen'
We have to travel around to get our XP, no one ever seems to come at us after all.
@LL:
anyways, LL may as well be Hospitallers, they have been joined at the hip since strat 2; I honestly assumed we were at war with them for ages. Cry all you want, but Hospitallers will back you up if we send troops at your fief; why shouldn't we give some aid to people we get along with when they have their backs to the wall as the full plate great maul vultures descend upon their last stronghold while they are trying to rebuild after losing so much in their last war?
kesh has stated before on why they are attacking. has nothing to do with LL being a small clan. It's FCC looking at you guys as a hospitaller proxy. They only got involved when that became the case.
Please explain how we are FCCs proxy.
They came to your aid.
They give you advice on how to do stuff in strat.
Ask people from their side to merc for you.
Just SOME things that they've done. Then of course, other side does the third and first option if needed. Not that much diffferent between blocks, but either way.
?? A proxy is someone you feed troops and gear and gold to fight someone you want them to fight. We dont care who teutons fight, we are just making sure the proxy doesnt beat someone in our area that would hurt us against their papa bear clan.
?? A proxy is someone you feed troops and gear and gold to fight someone you want them to fight. We dont care who teutons fight, we are just making sure the proxy doesnt beat someone in our area that would hurt us against their papa bear clan.there is a difference of people being good friends and a proxy. Hosp and LL have been friends for a long time now yes but we are no proxy. Just because we can stay loyal to our friends doesn't mean they give us stuff and doesn't mean we give them stuff. Not once in any of the strat's has hosp given us gear or troop to fight with.
How Long did that take? Since the start of Strat?if you play your cards right, 1 week for 1 mil.
if you play your cards right, 1 week for 1 mil.
One mil in one week? Holy fuck your good. At that rate a 60 man faction can take over the map in a month.
One mil in one week? Holy fuck your good. At that rate a 60 man faction can take over the map in a month.
One mil in one week? Holy fuck your good. At that rate a 60 man faction can take over the map in a month.
I swear, do none of you nerdlings even bother to read my posts? You all keep reiterating shit I've already said twice.
stuff
Guys, cut the crap.
You didn't get ALL THIS PLATE all by yourselves. This is rediculous. We are talking about 5000 heavy plate armor that each costs 300 gold. And that is just the breastplates.
Not to mention the warhorses and all the rest of the crap.
Guys, cut the crap.
You didn't get ALL THIS PLATE all by yourselves. This is rediculous. We are talking about 5000 heavy plate armor that each costs 300 gold. And that is just the breastplates.
Not to mention the warhorses and all the rest of the crap.
Guys, cut the crap.
You didn't get ALL THIS PLATE all by yourselves. This is rediculous. We are talking about 5000 heavy plate armor that each costs 300 gold. And that is just the breastplates.
Not to mention the warhorses and all the rest of the crap.
Aquiring troops is the hard part. I would've made more gold if I had the means to use it, since I lack troop production, I lack the need for mass amounts of gold.
Guys, cut the crap.
You didn't get ALL THIS PLATE all by yourselves. This is rediculous. We are talking about 5000 heavy plate armor that each costs 300 gold. And that is just the breastplates.
Not to mention the warhorses and all the rest of the crap.
If hosps were feeding them plate and war horses, why do the Hosp armies usually end up having crappy geaR :(
If hosps were feeding them plate and war horses, why do the Hosp armies usually end up having crappy geaR :(
I must have missed some hosp fights, I don't remember ever seeing hospies in crap gear.
You certainly have, even I've had to apologize for some of it. The first attack on Tash Kulun was practically just lamellar.. actually in all of our current battles the gear we've used the most has been lamellar, rus cav boots and leather gloves.
Well stop giving LL 2349173971301 million worth of gear then! JEEZE GUYS!
That number was oddly specific...... Who is the spy!?!
my schlong is almost as big as a black man's
ITS TRUE, I'VE SEEN IT. imgayI always took you as a balls kinda guy?
Say it one thousands times how you were never given gear. It doesn't add up how "LL" could possibly afford those resources. Looking through FCCs Stand point they have a great reason to attack. It's "plain and simple" as you guys would say.
I must have missed some hosp fights, I don't remember ever seeing hospies in crap gear.
Just wanted to chime in myself here...why the fuck would hospitallers want LL to take out Teutonics...we have bigger fish to fry and would have better use for the gear in our own backyards. Teutonics are not important or significant on the strategus map. Not trying to be disrespectful, I like seeing you guys in the battle server, just stating the facts.
You nerds should have let this thread die 8 pages ago
As for Crispy, quit being a loser and play Crpg with your real life friends!
Considering the Teutonic corporation has 3x the member net income annually. I'm gonna pass.
PERHAPS I should rephrase that. You should join our TS, and become a member of Astralis.
Herp
Thread has turned gay.
/thread
#lockitup
LL eats the dust.GOTTEM
GOTTEM
As for Crispy, quit being a loser and play Crpg with your real life friends!
HerpGOTTEM
LL eats the dust.did you beat them or FCC i'm confused
Feel free to mock them this way.
edit: also, theme song for the battle
did you beat them or FCC i'm confused
Hot air.
Nerd Rage
Of course, and any other minor clans who want to get involved in fun wars against other smaller clans for the rest of the Strategus are pretty much going to be drone strike targeted and wiped out of the game by Emperor Kesh, Spergking of the NA UIF because them and their sister clan Velucan Empire have had almost zero attacks against their homelands at all, and have endless supplies of +3 plated 2k stacks of troops that they have zero problems throwing at whoever they want.You got problems man.
At least Veluca has honorably been duking it out against a worthy foe, Occitan/Chev/SS, in a rather fun primetime only series of battles where everyone has great gear and good manners. Everyone likes Veluca even if they are overpowered dicks in Strategus, cuz they're good and fun players.
FCC though, oh boy. Item bombs, hypocritcal diplomacy, 6 am weekday attacks, ladder exploits, nighttime abuse, members openly account sharing/multiaccounting, and a neverending deluge of whiny, nasally shitposting, which is much how their Teamspeak sounds if you ever hung out there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TOo7DUOIKnw Enjoy Kesh ordering his clan to put "ladders on top of ladders" (illegal skyladdering ordered by the commander) while him and Fallen leader Loki try to plot to frame me for admin abuse by breaking server rules and just hilarious nerd rage in general.
Forget about the fact that they shit up every thread saying FCC SUPPORTS SMALL CLANS WE ARE HONORABLE ANTI HOSPITALLERS while proceeding to park into any other clans TS who dared to have 1 merc against them and shit talk for hours about how they OWED fcc, while still fabricating bullshit logic to invade and attempt to wipe out any small clan who dared wage a war and start winning against someone who FCC deemed as their vassal.
And here we have a thread reopened so we can all "point and laugh" at LL losing against a clan with endless +3 shiny troops who got attacked after spending a week sieging a castle in a series of exciting battles, just so FCC can get their pimply nerd dicks hard on WIPING OUT THE HOSPITALLER MENANCE and ensuring no more fun will be had by the LL guys for another few weeks at least.
Shameful. And to think, if only there were some factions left on the NA map with tens of thousands of troops fully geared in the waiting, possibly sharing a border with FCC, who can give them a taste of what it is like to be attacked in the middle of another war. Too bad no one like that seems to exist.
Of course, and any other minor clans who want to get involved in fun wars against other smaller clans for the rest of the Strategus are pretty much going to be drone strike targeted and wiped out of the game by Emperor Kesh, Spergking of the NA UIF because them and their sister clan Velucan Empire have had almost zero attacks against their homelands at all, and have endless supplies of +3 plated 2k stacks of troops that they have zero problems throwing at whoever they want.
At least Veluca has honorably been duking it out against a worthy foe, Occitan/Chev/SS, in a rather fun primetime only series of battles where everyone has great gear and good manners. Everyone likes Veluca even if they are overpowered dicks in Strategus, cuz they're good and fun players.
FCC though, oh boy. Item bombs, hypocritcal diplomacy, 6 am weekday attacks, ladder exploits, nighttime abuse, members openly account sharing/multiaccounting, and a neverending deluge of whiny, nasally shitposting, which is much how their Teamspeak sounds if you ever hung out there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TOo7DUOIKnw Enjoy Kesh ordering his clan to put "ladders on top of ladders" (illegal skyladdering ordered by the commander) while him and Fallen leader Loki try to plot to frame me for admin abuse by breaking server rules and just hilarious nerd rage in general.
Forget about the fact that they shit up every thread saying FCC SUPPORTS SMALL CLANS WE ARE HONORABLE ANTI HOSPITALLERS while proceeding to park into any other clans TS who dared to have 1 merc against them and shit talk for hours about how they OWED fcc, while still fabricating bullshit logic to invade and attempt to wipe out any small clan who dared wage a war and start winning against someone who FCC deemed as their vassal.
And here we have a thread reopened so we can all "point and laugh" at LL losing against a clan with endless +3 shiny troops who got attacked after spending a week sieging a castle in a series of exciting battles, just so FCC can get their pimply nerd dicks hard on WIPING OUT THE HOSPITALLER MENANCE and ensuring no more fun will be had by the LL guys for another few weeks at least.
Shameful. And to think, if only there were some factions left on the NA map with tens of thousands of troops fully geared in the waiting, possibly sharing a border with FCC, who can give them a taste of what it is like to be attacked in the middle of another war. Too bad no one like that seems to exist.
Arathian has deleted his post, thanks for having some class.
Death to the FCC!
I didn't delete any post, a mod did.
Mods are so stuck up lately that they don't even allow for a small victory dance :(
boo
boo mods
shame on you
VICTORY DANCE
WITH SOME VICTORY GIN
We have always been at war with Hospitaler.
edit: also I find your assertion about any alleged lack of class from my behalf highly offensive. Sir. *BUUUUUUURP*
Why would you celebrate a victory?
IIRC LL won the war against you... FCC beat them.
@Arathian "-" for OP title selection, too much hate inflicting, too less substance.
Of course, and any other minor clans who want to get involved in fun wars against other smaller clans for the rest of the Strategus are pretty much going to be drone strike targeted and wiped out of the game by Emperor Kesh, Spergking of the NA UIF because them and their sister clan Velucan Empire have had almost zero attacks against their homelands at all, and have endless supplies of +3 plated 2k stacks of troops that they have zero problems throwing at whoever they want.
At least Veluca has honorably been duking it out against a worthy foe, Occitan/Chev/SS, in a rather fun primetime only series of battles where everyone has great gear and good manners. Everyone likes Veluca even if they are overpowered dicks in Strategus, cuz they're good and fun players.
FCC though, oh boy. Item bombs, hypocritcal diplomacy, 6 am weekday attacks, ladder exploits, nighttime abuse, members openly account sharing/multiaccounting, and a neverending deluge of whiny, nasally shitposting, which is much how their Teamspeak sounds if you ever hung out there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TOo7DUOIKnw Enjoy Kesh ordering his clan to put "ladders on top of ladders" (illegal skyladdering ordered by the commander) while him and Fallen leader Loki try to plot to frame me for admin abuse by breaking server rules and just hilarious nerd rage in general.
Forget about the fact that they shit up every thread saying FCC SUPPORTS SMALL CLANS WE ARE HONORABLE ANTI HOSPITALLERS while proceeding to park into any other clans TS who dared to have 1 merc against them and shit talk for hours about how they OWED fcc, while still fabricating bullshit logic to invade and attempt to wipe out any small clan who dared wage a war and start winning against someone who FCC deemed as their vassal.
And here we have a thread reopened so we can all "point and laugh" at LL losing against a clan with endless +3 shiny troops who got attacked after spending a week sieging a castle in a series of exciting battles, just so FCC can get their pimply nerd dicks hard on WIPING OUT THE HOSPITALLER MENANCE and ensuring no more fun will be had by the LL guys for another few weeks at least.
Shameful. And to think, if only there were some factions left on the NA map with tens of thousands of troops fully geared in the waiting, possibly sharing a border with FCC, who can give them a taste of what it is like to be attacked in the middle of another war. Too bad no one like that seems to exist.
HeroParty... champions of justice! protector of small clans! http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=2791 oh... maybe not.Ascalon took the fief from Gforce MAfia, which we swore are allegiance too. So, they are just retaking an old fief.
Lets also completely ignore FCC launching attacks into hosp lands, and HeroParty land... and lets ignore how hero party blatantly broke the rules in order to prevent us taking their fief. and lets ignore how smoothrich ban kesh because he hates him and then lost his admin for it. and lets ignore how all the 6am battles we have had are caused by enemies with awful nighttime settings. yes let us just ignore anything that might suggest smoothrich ever says anything even remotely biased or false because smooth NEVER lies. EVER. he is also the least trolly person on the forums, he is only muted half the time because he speaks TOO MUCH truth.
Ascalon took the fief from Gforce MAfia, which we swore are allegiance too. So, they are just retaking an old fief.
http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/hero_party-pledges-allegiance-to-the-godfather/ (http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/hero_party-pledges-allegiance-to-the-godfather/)
So it is ok for heroparty/semenstorm to attack smaller factions when they have grievances, but it is somehow a horrible blasphemy for FCC to do so? I still think it is funny that the whole reason we ended up against Hero Party (who we were previously very friendly with) was because they were attacking BIRD CLAN after it absorbed LLJK. HP picking on the 5ish actives who made up the new BIRD CLAN and FCC defending their God King against such aggression. but hey, heroparty loves small clans unlike FCC >.>Never said it was horrible blasphmy. I mean, they have what 35 members to you guys have what 62 members. So it looks worse when you attack a small faction. Also, Hero Party didn't attack a smaller clan while they were already at war, fighting an equal sized clan. They didn't completely take them by surprise either. Bird knew HP was coming. They had time to defend. You just showed up and attacked everything.
Lol we have 62 members. These member counts are so fucking off.
LL had months of preparation, wearing full plate that-they-totally-got-by-themselves-not-hospitalers-promise and warring without warning, declaration or provocation a faction that was beaten to a pulp almost a month ago.
I don't get why people keep saying that LL beat Teutonics, they didn't win any of their sieges and it looked pretty bleak after the last one regardless of FCC jumping in.
As he gets away with a ban-worthy fief transfer in the middle of being besieged (own clan member attacks their own fief) and then his faction attacks a 1-man clan's village.Good to see you posting with just one account. Gotta keep things fair and legit.
I don't get why people keep saying that LL beat Teutonics, they didn't win any of their sieges and it looked pretty bleak after the last one regardless of FCC jumping in.
Please note that this is coming from a neutral in this whole war, I have nothing to do with LL and my faction recently fought the Teutonics, so don't you dare say that I'm their ally.
Because they did.. the only reason LL didn't take that castle the night after the whole witchcraft incident was because they didn't want to have a shitty time for the siege. FCC took advantage of this, and started attacking the armies that were going to take the castle, before prime time kicked in.
Everyone that was in those 3 siege battles knows that the next one would have been it.. and it wouldn't have been hard either, considering Teutonics lost most of their gear in those first 3.
I think you guys are getting just as cocky as the Teutonics are, that last siege wasn't a victory and I personally don't consider that a complete victory for the entire war.
Now, if someone wants to dig up all of the battles that went down between Teutonic and LL and figure out who had the most victories, we'll be able to safely say who won the actual LL vs Teutonic war.
I think you guys are getting just as cocky as the Teutonics are, that last siege wasn't a victory and I personally don't consider that a complete victory for the entire war.
Now, if someone wants to dig up all of the battles that went down between Teutonic and LL and figure out who had the most victories, we'll be able to safely say who won the actual LL vs Teutonic war.
If it was anyones fight..... why did FCC get involved?
Second of all, I still personally disagree, it can either be called a stalemate or a close victory for Teutonics, they didn't lose any of the sieges and I'm pretty sure they have the highest amount of wins total.
Matey, the difference between semenstorm attacking a small clan and FCC attacking a small clan is, semenstorm doesn't parade about saying they don't attack small clans. Pretty straightforward.
Ascalon's 1-man faction (don't worry there are a couple occitan armies close by).
Please guys lets not be stupid, LL won that last castle siege brilliantly, the only reason it didn't change owner is because of a shitty mechanic period... All the flags were capped and 1 person delayed in the end and we know what happened.
I don't have anything against Teutonics but please, you guys have to stop being cocky and accept that you were living on borrowed time.
Actually thats exactly what smoothrich spouts on about all the time - "to end the tyranny of FCC" and let semenstorm duke it out with equal sized factions, despite the fact that it repeatedly attacks really tiny factions like, BIRD clan (even needed occitan help for that), Frisians (made Occitan do all the work for them on that one), and now Ascalon's 1-man faction (don't worry there are a couple occitan armies close by).
I know you guys are pissed off.
Kind of sounds like the sieges of curaf castle. Borrowed time.
It's actually a 2 man faction. He's got 1 guy to help him out!(Ever seen Errant?)Speaking of 2 man factions FCC :mrgreen:
Speaking of 2 man factions FCC :mrgreen:lol wat? Kesh is one guy.
Totally irrelevant like if i was saying you're on borrowed time before your next forum mute for shit posting on any subjects possible... Means nothing in the current conversation.
So much nerd rage. lol, you are one of the funnier ragers on the forums shincock,
really gives me a good laugh, mostly because i think you are one of those 120 lb guys who imagines himself a "tough guy". thanks man.
Try 6 foot 3, 240 lbs - Outdoorsman and lumberjack as a profession - I'll let you draw the picture. :lol: :rolleyes:
So much nerd rage. lol, you are one of the funnier ragers on the forums shincock, really gives me a good laugh, mostly because i think you are one of those 120 lb guys who imagines himself a "tough guy". thanks man.ROFL shin would destroy you and likely all of FCC at the same time.
So not too bright jock, who talks shit on forums about me. Got it. Canadians, can't live with them and can't finalize their 51st statehood.Just because someone is big and strong, and works outdoors doesn't make them dumb. What do you look like? How do I not know you're 120lb "tough" guy.
So not too bright jock, who talks shit on forums about me. Got it.
Shinock eats fat nerds like you for breakfast. :P
So easy to shit talk when you're hiding behind a screen, isn't it. lol.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Kesh, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I need to prove everything to everyone and this is especially true on a forum or video game and I've felt the need to flex my muscles and threaten anyone in these places just because im an actual internet ''tough guy'' and need to do that kind of shit probably hoping to feel better along the way after being bullied so much in their lives for being pathetic.
Περιμένετε, δεν είστε ένα ελληνικό τύπο στο Μόντρεαλ; :P
Gawd, the google translate for Greek still makes me cringe
lol, I can imagine... but hey, I tried... :mrgreen:
Nice work - sums you up rather nicely.
So not too bright jock, who talks shit on forums about me. Got it. Canadians, can't live with them and can't finalize their 51st statehood.
The wood Shinock lumbers has in all likelihood provided you the computer desk to type your horrible posts on, so show some appreciation.
lol, he's actually a Land Surveyor; but happens to cut the trees in the way to make clear lines. I just tease him with the lumberjack title. No flannel involved. :P
Keep not banning people for having their ally attack it just before an enemy attacks to prevent the enemy from attacking just because they are an ally despite being one of the biggest proponent of the carpet bombing of the fallen when they did it even less blatantly. great adminning, so completely impartial.They did unban you. Don't know why probably ton of bitching on the forums and IRC from FCC/vassals. :mrgreen:
Keep not banning people for having their ally attack it just before an enemy attacks to prevent the enemy from attacking just because they are an ally despite being one of the biggest proponent of the carpet bombing of the fallen when they did it even less blatantly. great adminning, so completely impartial.Kesh that is not their decision. I talked to Canary and asked him if anything was going to happen to me. His response was the devs have not commented on it yet. Meaning its a dev decision, not a level 3 NA admin's decision.
So far out all of these latest posts I have learned is Shinock is a lumberjack so he probably has a proper beard, not a neckbeard like many of the posters in this thread. That is all I have gleaned from latest shitposting going on.You should also have learned I'm OH, so pretty, and that I'm still "desperately wanting" the ass raping from Daruvian I was promised.
Keep not banning people for having their ally attack it just before an enemy attacks to prevent the enemy from attacking just because they are an ally despite being one of the biggest proponent of the carpet bombing of the fallen when they did it even less blatantly. great adminning, so completely impartial.
Just stop posting...
Keep not banning people for having their ally attack it just before an enemy attacks to prevent the enemy from attacking just because they are an ally despite being one of the biggest proponent of the carpet bombing of the fallen when they did it even less blatantly.
This run-on sentence is a work of sublime beauty. I recommend reading it out loud to oneself on a single breath.Does anyone else find it ironic that Kesh calls Shinock a "not to bright jock" yet Kesh types at a third grade level. While Shinock, typing in his second language, tends to do better with sentence structure, spelling, etc.
Guys, I love all of you. But I want you to take a moment, look at yourself, and laugh your ass off. Because for those of us whom aren't currently gritting our teeth and slapping our keyboard--we're doing just that. Taking this shit way too seriously, more so than this mod or strategus even deserves any more.
Get
Over
It
Nerds.
Well this last stint of shit-talking and dick-waving wasn't even funny as it usually tends to be. It was just really disheartening.
At least it's probably humorous to the EUbros.
You are doing it wrong. Don't bother showing up without bringing your special Diplomacy Glasses to see things from the right perspective.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Does anyone else find it ironic that Kesh calls Shinock a "not to bright jock" yet Kesh types at a third grade level. While Shinock, typing in his second language, tends to do better with sentence structure, spelling, etc.(click to show/hide)
...No, at least not to me.
At least it's probably humorous to the EUbros.