There will be changelogs
There will bespacefights, trading, mining, crafting, fighting, newtonian spaceflight, pirating, player driven economics,changelogs,planets, hyperdrives, drama, mercy & lack thereof and last but not least: permadeath.
YOU EVER PLAYED EVE ONLINE!? OoDoes EVE let you design your own ships? Move inside them with other players? Ofc, there will always be a lot of similarities between space games, but they all have their own style :)
that game already exists.
I got it! It is the preparation for good news. Think about it.
Not sure if April fools..
Not sure if April fools..
But this remids me of Freelancer, a dream would come true. 8-)
There is something off with this. I somehow feel it's too simple for an april fools' day prank. The last one was complex and properly faked, this one is just text. Putting up a text like this - chadz knew exactly no one would fall for it.
He either lost his way of trolling, or elevated it to an entirely new level.
I think its not a double-bluff. Its a triple-bluff.
He says he makes some spacegame - but in a way we dont believe him. (Bluff 1) | Now we think hes Bluffing the Bluff, since it is so obvious. And we start to think that he could really make that spacegame (Bluff 2) | But in reality he is just bluffing the bluff, what would be (Bluff 3).
Easy, huh? ;)
There is something off with this. I somehow feel it's too simple for an april fools' day prank. The last one was complex and properly faked, this one is just text. Putting up a text like this - chadz knew exactly no one would fall for it.He fails... ironically.
He either lost his way of trolling, or elevated it to an entirely new level.
Can I build a ship in the shape of a penis and ram other spacecraft with it?
The only thing stopping you would be your impeccable sense of style.
yes.
Project Asinus is a spacegame we are creating as a group of independent game devs. But not just a simple spacegame, it's the most sandboxy spacegame you have ever seen, and hopefully unique for years to come.
First of all, there are no fixed spacecraft designs. Every spaceship is unique. Because you build it yourself. You place the engines and the cockpit yourself, you place doors, hallways and rooms, you place weapon batteries and life support systems yourself. Shield generators, stealth systems, hull design, cables, tubes - it's all up to you. You can design a freighter or a fighter, a battle cruiser or a carrier - or even an entire space station. Of course, a big spacecraft all by yourself is a bit boring. So you will form up in crews.
Crews can build and control spaceships together. Because you are not a spaceship - you are a person inside (and sometimes outside) a spaceship. You are the pilot, or the gunner, or the mechanic, or a soldier, or an engineer. Or a mixture of it all. Or whatever else you can think of. So your spaceship design matters, because it will be your base of operations. You can form up as a group of pirates in small fighters, or in a bigger multi-crew spaceship. A spaceship without someone handling it is as dangerous as an asteroid drifting through space.
This also means that spaceship fights are not limited to flinging missiles at each other - you can weld enemy spaceships open, board an enemy ship and simply kill the other crew directly.
There will be spacefights, trading, mining, crafting, fighting, newtonian spaceflight, pirating, player driven economics, changelogs, planets, hyperdrives, drama, mercy & lack thereof and last but not least: permadeath.
I heard leeching is allowed now !!?
So for people who weren't here ,last year 1st april chadz promised us that :Shit! That was first april? Okay. Then I honestly totally fell for it. Goddamn. I was hoping for and looking forward to it soooo much. :'((click to show/hide)
Can I build a horse archer spaceship and make people rage?Of course! If you're artist enough to make it as ugly
So for people who weren't here ,last year 1st april chadz promised us that : visitors can't see pics , please register or login
The only thing that can fail this great idea is retarded ship designs.You build it yourself. Of course there will be some abominations flying around .
Also, can we fly inside spaceships with smaller spaceships? Descent style?Yes.
Also, can we fly inside spaceships with smaller spaceships? Descent style?
Yes.I will build a carrier in form of an eggcell and only let spermstyle ships inside... :O
Oh btw, chadz forgot it but i'm joining dev team and as dev my first action will be to wipe all the chars
I'M SO EXCITEDAre you about to lose control?
AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
Are you about to lose control?
What makes you think that?I think I likes it
In related new: Because of so many new players joining, Stronghold Kingdoms is launching a new World. It's gonna be in space too! :D Go space games!
In related new: Because of so many new players joining, Stronghold Kingdoms is launching a new World. It's gonna be in space too! :D Go space games!
Assuming this is not a troll post, as a HUGE fan of space simulators this sounds great.
I'd be surprised to see it happen though, spacegames are very expensive to run and make (Thats why egosoft wasnt done an MMO version of their X series of space games, which doesnt all that chadz posted, besides making your own ship - as in the shell, you do get your own parts and some modifications - and it also has perm death, but being a SP game, you just go back to your last 'save')
I've actually tried to get into the whole 4x elaborate game thing with Aurora, as advertised by Paul, but even as an advid Dwarf Fortress fan I've been unable to really get into it. There's really a limit to how much micromanagement people can take I think.
Anyway, I hope someone makes that game one day. The only multi-crew vehicles I ever see are in WW2 games.
yes it is cool to be a driver-mechanic 3-7h in a day!!
Move Forward! on the right! Stop! check the oil!
:P
I need crew members ! Requirements: 18 + Online 24/7, adequacy, the ability to accurately and on time press the red button on my command :P
yes it is cool to be a driver-mechanic 3-7h in a day!!
Move Forward! on the right! Stop! check the oil!
:P
I need crew members ! Requirements: 18 + Online 24/7, adequacy, the ability to accurately and on time press the red button on my command :P
yes it is cool to be a driver-mechanic 3-7h in a day!!
Move Forward! on the right! Stop! check the oil!
:P
I need crew members ! Requirements: 18 + Online 24/7, adequacy, the ability to accurately and on time press the red button on my command :P
Well the engine technology could be particularly unstable, forcing the mechanic to switch between a large number of engines, having to do repairing minigames as fast and good as possible.
Well the engine technology could be particularly unstable, forcing the mechanic to switch between a large number of engines, having to do repairing minigames as fast and good as possible.Which is more fun to play according to you?
Which is more fun to play according to you?
I don't do virtual second jobs. Unless its a job that involves killing lots of people with guns, lasers or swords.
The intelligence report forgot to mention that the ships hull was made using a VERY unique and special technique, folding the hull A MILLION TIMES, making it unbreakable and indestructible.
If this game ever comes out there is going to a GINORMOUS amount of penis ships flying around sticking it to people
Imagine a whole fleet of dicks charging your ship.....
Which is more fun to play according to you?
I don't do virtual second jobs. Unless its a job that involves killing lots of people with guns, lasers or swords.
I recommend the developers of project asinus and anyone who is intrigued by the idea of a cooperative sci fi space game with lots of player control and emergent griefing check out space station 13, a game developed and maintained by everyone's favorite cRPG community members, goons!Oh god, byond?? That brings back memories. Never played that one, but I love the whole system they have set up there.
http://www.byond.com/games/Exadv1/SpaceStation13
good luck all
Someone loves all those dumb omgpop games, so don't knock it! Lots of people like being healers in MMORPGs and nothing is a dumber, simpler mini-game than watching bars and hitting "HEAL" over and over for hours. (I'm not saying *I* like these things, just that lots of people apparently do because they keep playing them.)
I would love to make a penis ship with maximum thickness of the hull in front to ram people.
Would be so hilarious.
OMG HE HAS OVER 9000mm HULL AT THE GLANS!!!AND HES COMING RIGHT AT US!!!EVADE!EVADE!
*cruuuuuuuuush*
and then I would scream in ingame chat : "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!"
Hilarious.
Until someone makes a ship that is a giant ass. You won't be able to resist attacking. Then when you thrust inside, that is when we spring our trap! Our team of highly trained ASSassins board your ship and kill your crew. Game over.Can I join your crew, sir? I can be the engineer overseeing the exterior sphincter.
The flying penis menace will soon be over.
Until someone makes a ship that is a giant ass. You won't be able to resist attacking. Then when you thrust inside, that is when we spring our trap! Our team of highly trained ASSassins board your ship and kill your crew. Game over.
The flying penis menace will soon be over.
Until someone makes a ship that is a giant ass. You won't be able to resist attacking. Then when you thrust inside, that is when we spring our trap! Our team of highly trained ASSassins board your ship and kill your crew. Game over.
The flying penis menace will soon be over.
You see, then we will use our secret weapon!CUMSHOT!
WITH AIDS!
Little Nanorobots will eat your defenses and leave you defenseless for our ass rape.
Haven't you ever wondered what Notch does on his free time..?
Haven't you ever wondered what Notch does on his free time..?
Project Asinus doesn't exist. There are no custom spaceships, there is no sandbox game, there is no space, there is no nothing. The only thing that is is actually an April joke. Deal with it...
Project Asinus doesn't exist. There are no custom spaceships, there is no sandbox game, there is no space, there is no nothing. The only thing that is is actually an April joke. Deal with it...http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-17611838
Project Asinus doesn't exist.
It does, actually, but the rest of what you said is true.
I'm going to hunt you down irl, knock you out, not sure how yet. I'll try not to cause permanent damage (with the knocking out part). Strap you to a chair, in a locked room, and then... AND THEN! I'm going to force you to talk to Boxxy, for hours, and days, and weeks. Until madness over comes you and you only wish for death. Then I will give you a gun with 1 bullet, and you, and I and Boxxy will stand in the room. And I will let you shoot who ever you want. I HATE THAT AVATARD!
I'd promptly hold you at gun point and cackle as I force you to talk to her for weeks on end.
I feel so lost....who the hell is Boxxy?
Wups.
I didnt get warned or muted? wat.
Got lucky there. :wink:
Ok made some progress.hmm that looks interesting(click to show/hide)
Ok made some progress.
http://www.knightsvsaliens.com/ (http://www.knightsvsaliens.com/)
http://www.spacescoundrel.com/ (http://www.spacescoundrel.com/)
This thread is homosex
Oh my, is chadz... Notch... 0x10c...
It's starting to become painfully obvious who does not have access to the Asinus forums when reading this thread :|
It's starting to become painfully obvious who does not have access to the Asinus forums when reading this thread :|Wait. You still have access O.o ?
Vibe on April 01, 2012, 17:52:33
I'M SO EXCITED
AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
Are you about to lose control?
As far as I'm concerned, 0x10c is a Project Asinus clone.... it was 'revealed' at beginning of this month - that is before 0x10c was revealed ...
maybe, and maybe you're just trolling effectively.(click to show/hide)
Vikingr doesn't have more mature players because it's more complex.Yeah. They got more mature players because, frankly, how can you NOT have more mature players than cRPG xD
By having less mature players, duhD:
i could be your father ...
and that is scary.
I can be your grandfather
I can be your ancestor.
...i AM your ancestor
I'm asian? My whole life was a lieee! :(
in before post : What life? :D
This line has been crossed quite awhile ago.
Project Asinus is a spacegame we are creating as a group of independent game devs. But not just a simple spacegame, it's the most sandboxy spacegame you have ever seen, and hopefully unique for years to come.
First of all, there are no fixed spacecraft designs. Every spaceship is unique. Because you build it yourself. You place the engines and the cockpit yourself, you place doors, hallways and rooms, you place weapon batteries and life support systems yourself. Shield generators, stealth systems, hull design, cables, tubes - it's all up to you. You can design a freighter or a fighter, a battle cruiser or a carrier - or even an entire space station. Of course, a big spacecraft all by yourself is a bit boring. So you will form up in crews.
Crews can build and control spaceships together. Because you are not a spaceship - you are a person inside (and sometimes outside) a spaceship. You are the pilot, or the gunner, or the mechanic, or a soldier, or an engineer. Or a mixture of it all. Or whatever else you can think of. So your spaceship design matters, because it will be your base of operations. You can form up as a group of pirates in small fighters, or in a bigger multi-crew spaceship. A spaceship without someone handling it is as dangerous as an asteroid drifting through space.
This also means that spaceship fights are not limited to flinging missiles at each other - you can weld enemy spaceships open, board an enemy ship and simply kill the other crew directly.
There will be spacefights, trading, mining, crafting, fighting, newtonian spaceflight, pirating, player driven economics, changelogs, planets, hyperdrives, drama, mercy & lack thereof and last but not least: permadeath.
Project Asinus is a spacegame we are creating as a group of independent game devs. But not just a simple spacegame, it's the most sandboxy spacegame you have ever seen, and hopefully unique for years to come.OR you could add magic to Crpg and make it WOW
First of all, there are no fixed spacecraft designs. Every spaceship is unique. Because you build it yourself. You place the engines and the cockpit yourself, you place doors, hallways and rooms, you place weapon batteries and life support systems yourself. Shield generators, stealth systems, hull design, cables, tubes - it's all up to you. You can design a freighter or a fighter, a battle cruiser or a carrier - or even an entire space station. Of course, a big spacecraft all by yourself is a bit boring. So you will form up in crews.
Crews can build and control spaceships together. Because you are not a spaceship - you are a person inside (and sometimes outside) a spaceship. You are the pilot, or the gunner, or the mechanic, or a soldier, or an engineer. Or a mixture of it all. Or whatever else you can think of. So your spaceship design matters, because it will be your base of operations. You can form up as a group of pirates in small fighters, or in a bigger multi-crew spaceship. A spaceship without someone handling it is as dangerous as an asteroid drifting through space.
This also means that spaceship fights are not limited to flinging missiles at each other - you can weld enemy spaceships open, board an enemy ship and simply kill the other crew directly.
There will be spacefights, trading, mining, crafting, fighting, newtonian spaceflight, pirating, player driven economics, changelogs, planets, hyperdrives, drama, mercy & lack thereof and last but not least: permadeath.
Yes chadz please just drop all the ambitious shit you're trying to do, lay down on the floor and do fucking nothing. You would be a fool trying to do something with your life.
Go and write a book about crpg.
Please don't make this and continue working on CRPG and fixing Strategus.
I'm sorry chadz, but you're not going to become an indie peasant to a multimillionaire celebrity like Notch. Just continue supporting your mod and don't try anything dumb.
What, this was a joke? And I was going to lay bets on which ship was built first, Millennium Falcon or Serenity.That would have been Serenity because the Millenium Falcon would be too expensive. Plot armour (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotArmor) isn't cheap, ya know.
I'm going to make a flying Twin towers.
The email will be used to draw the first closed beta testers. Nothing more.Will it be a random selection?
Not yet decided. We aren't even close to a private alpha yet, so this is just guesswork. But we might keep in the beginning to people who we believe can act within the rules of a (very basic) NDA.I was hoping for something like that. You know how most of the people around here behave so finding decent testers should be easy enough. No giving away top secret donkey-grade confidential material :D
Project Afixed, btw.sinus - revealed!
Not yet decided. We aren't even close to a private alpha yet, so this is just guesswork. But we might keep in the beginning to people who we believe can act within the rules of a (very basic) NDA.
I read it...but didn't understand... I m french AND brainless (same disease ?)
French are not brainless. Brainless people can't collaborate that well.
Aren't you Hungarian?
Everyone forgets the damn H.
Q _Q
But Oberyn wrote Hungarian. Or is it Ungarian? :P
Edit: or are you referring to your daily shot of happiness?
My nickname, dummkopf. :mrgreen:
Oh, you are right. Don't know where this comes from. Even the most famour Christo, the Count of Monte Christo, is written with "h", I just checked it... I will use the mnemonic Chungaryristo and never forget it again.
No, Cristo is. I am German. We don't collaborate. We get collaborated. :wink:
Yes, Germans collaborating with the people who occupied their lands? That, like, totally never happened.
Since the Second World War the term "Collaboration" acquired a very negative meaning as referring to persons and groups which help a foreign occupier of their countrydue to actual use by people in European countries who worked with and for the chocolate chip cookie German occupiers. Linguistically, "collaboration" implies more or less equal partners who work togetherwhich is obviously not the case when one party is an army of occupation and the other are people of the occupied country living under the power of this army.
I meant the collaboration with the historic connotation.
Thanks for recruiting me chadz. I have to say, that laser idea is brilliant.
NDA BREAKER NDA BREAKER FIRE HIM!!! OUT OF A CANON!!!Frank Ima attack Fisdnar with 200000 men and 800000 MW Stones
...Yeah that laser canon will do. FIRE THE CANON!
Project Asinus is aspacegamelarge content addition for C-rpg we are creating as a group of independent game devs. But not just a simplespacegameaddition, it's the most sandboxyspacegameaddition to C-rpg you have ever seen, and hopefully unique for years to come.
First of all, there are no fixedspacecraftfief or castle designs. Everyspaceshipfief is unique. Because you build it yourself. You place theengines and the cockpit yourselfbuildings farms and fences, you place doors, hallways and rooms, you placeweapon batteries and life support systemscool medieval shit yourself.Shield generatorsWalls,stealth systemsTunnels,hullKeep design, cables, tubes - it's all up to you. You can design afreighter or a fightertrade town or military garrison, abattle cruiser or a carrierbig ass castle - or even an entirespace stationCity. Of course, a bigspacecraftCity all by yourself is a bit boring. So you will form up in crews.
Crews can build and controlspaceshipsMedieval developments together. Because you are not aspaceshipMedieval development - you are a person inside (and sometimes outside) aspaceshipcastle, city, town. You are thepilotlord, or thegunnerman at arms, or themechanicblacksmith, or a soldier, or an engineer. Or a mixture of it all. Or whatever else you can think of. So yourspaceshipmedieval development design matters, because it will be your base of operations. You can form up as a group of pirates in smallfightersraping caves, or in a biggermulti-crew spaceshiphall of pederasty. Aspaceshipfief without someone handling it is as dangerous as an asteroid drifting through space.
This also means thatspaceshipfights are not limited to flinging missiles at each other - you canweld enemy spaceships openbreak enemy walls down,board an enemy shipenter the keep and simply kill the other crew directly.
There will bespacefightssieges, trading, mining, crafting, fighting, newtonian spaceflight, pirating, player driven economics, changelogs,planetskingdoms,hyperdrivesnight riders, drama, mercy & lack thereof and last but not least:permadeathvisitors can't see pics , please register or login
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What about Dwarf fortress?
What happened with Asinus?
Cancelled?
What happened with Asinus?check my sig for the info thread
Cancelled?
check my sig for the info thread
Know your place, Earl.
Is renown really what decides your rank? I've seen someone with 400 and still Earl yet i believe i've seen someone a bit over 400 renown points and who's Duke
Know your place, Earl.
Pfft, custom title is +300 renown.
So its just garrysmod spacebuild but with combat?amazing
Anyways, im a 3d artist. Holler if you need anything :)(click to show/hide)
So its just garrysmod spacebuild but with combat?plzplz what programs are you using? I see some ZBrush here
Anyways, im a 3d artist. Holler if you need anything :)
where did project asinus go?
where did project asinus go?Even I know it is M:BG
Even I know it is M:BGB:MG? Do you mean bgm, background music, perhaps? Of course the game will have background music!
This sounds a lot like StarMade, in retrospect