Project Asinus - revealed!

[Niemand]

Okay. I will build a Ship in Form of those Penis-Fish. Those that swim up your pee and stick in your peehole to die there.

[Muki]

sounds like fun, through will you guys still be working on C-RPG?

[chadz]

yes.

[Tiberias]

yes.

Its still  April 1, right ?

[Cosmos_Shielder]

So for people who weren't here ,last year 1st april chadz promised us that : visitors can't see pics , please register or login

[Paul]

Did you gave up on relativity or did you implement those effects in some way?

[Rage_Guy]

can I has rocket launchers that look like dicks?

[Zandieer]

Project Asinus is a spacegame we are creating as a group of independent game devs. But not just a simple spacegame, it's the most sandboxy spacegame you have ever seen, and hopefully unique for years to come.

First of all, there are no fixed spacecraft designs. Every spaceship is unique. Because you build it yourself. You place the engines and the cockpit yourself, you place doors, hallways and rooms, you place weapon batteries and life support systems yourself. Shield generators, stealth systems, hull design, cables, tubes - it's all up to you. You can design a freighter or a fighter, a battle cruiser or a carrier - or even an entire space station. Of course, a big spacecraft all by yourself is a bit boring. So you will form up in crews.

Crews can build and control spaceships together. Because you are not a spaceship - you are a person inside (and sometimes outside) a spaceship. You are the pilot, or the gunner, or the mechanic, or a soldier, or an engineer. Or a mixture of it all. Or whatever else you can think of. So your spaceship design matters, because it will be your base of operations. You can form up as a group of pirates in small fighters, or in a bigger multi-crew spaceship. A spaceship without someone handling it is as dangerous as an asteroid drifting through space.

This also means that spaceship fights are not limited to flinging missiles at each other - you can weld enemy spaceships open, board an enemy ship and simply kill the other crew directly.

There will be spacefights, trading, mining, crafting, fighting, newtonian spaceflight, pirating, player driven economics, changelogs, planets, hyperdrives, drama, mercy & lack thereof and last but not least: permadeath.

I heard leeching is allowed now !!?

Permadeath + Leeching = Ultimate Game

[Naelia]

TROLL ?

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[Niemand]

So for people who weren't here ,last year 1st april chadz promised us that :

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Shit! That was first april? Okay. Then I honestly totally fell for it. Goddamn. I was hoping for and looking forward to it soooo much. :'(

[Kazak]

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[Teeth]

Can I build a horse archer spaceship and make people rage?

[Banok]

I actually believed last years cause I didn't see it on april fools day I found it later. FML.

[Longshaft]

Anyone who wants to make giant penis shaped rockets and land them on the moon or put them into orbit http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/

This sounds like a dream game.

You see chadz trolled us last time, quite hard, so hard....
So now he thinks that if he announces some hardcore shit, we will think "Wait, he trolled us last time, and he did it again? So he is trolling us by making us think its a troll but it is actually real? OMG ITS REAL!" but we hide it behind "Hah nice one chadz" when deep down inside we are all hoping that we are being the fool.

[Cyber]

can we fight space dragons?