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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #45 on: March 26, 2015, 02:31:00 pm »
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #46 on: March 26, 2015, 02:39:31 pm »
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I can't poop without thinking about this now.
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #47 on: March 26, 2015, 02:48:12 pm »
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I can't poop without thinking about this now.

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #48 on: March 26, 2015, 03:44:53 pm »
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I can't believe no one has posted this yet. I had to put it in a spoiler, cause slightly inappropriate.

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #49 on: March 26, 2015, 03:52:15 pm »
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I can't believe no one has posted this yet. I had to put it in a spoiler, cause slightly inappropriate.

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I do not believe that this would be possible. The muscular strength involved wouldn't allow for the poop to exit. Clearly bogus.
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #50 on: March 26, 2015, 04:57:45 pm »
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #51 on: March 26, 2015, 05:55:17 pm »
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People who stand up to wipe probably do this as well

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #52 on: March 27, 2015, 10:12:29 am »
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How else should I place my Sir Harrington?
Otherwise i wouldn't have place for my laptop - idleing crpg :lol:

Actually I think I kinda wipe it, standing up though.. coz I dont like to feel like cartman..
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #53 on: March 27, 2015, 05:32:20 pm »
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2015, 08:21:41 pm »
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Where's the 'both' option? Standing up in public restrooms, sitting down in the sanctity of my own throne room.

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #55 on: March 27, 2015, 11:00:31 pm »
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another plus of standing up is we arent as at risk for hemorrhoids as you sitters  :mrgreen:
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #56 on: March 27, 2015, 11:21:53 pm »
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another plus of standing up is we arent as at risk for hemorrhoids as you sitters  :mrgreen:

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #57 on: March 28, 2015, 05:50:25 am »
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It may also happen if you sit on the toilet too long because when you sit on the toilet, your anus relaxes, allowing the veins around to fill with blood, which then puts pressure on those veins.
http://www.livescience.com/34734-hemorrhoid-symptoms-treatment-causes.html


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Hemorrhoids may be caused by:

    Straining during bowel movements
    Constipation
    Sitting for long periods of time, especially on the toilet
    Certain diseases, such as liver cirrhosis
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000292.htm

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Do not strain or sit on the toilet for long periods of time
http://www.mckinley.illinois.edu/handouts/hemorrhoids.html


https://www.southerncross.co.nz/AboutTheGroup/HealthResources/MedicalLibrary/tabid/178/vw/1/ItemID/577/Haemorrhoids-causes-symptoms-treatment-prevention.aspx
http://www.hartfordmedicalgroup.com/ed_colorectal_hemorrhoids.php
http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/safelysit.html
https://www.healthtap.com/topics/does-sitting-on-the-toilet-too-long-cause-hemorrhoids

i could link you more


and sure, sitting while wiping wont be NEAR long enough to cause any hemorrhoid issues, i merely said it as a humorous joke
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #58 on: March 28, 2015, 08:05:20 am »
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I know :). Plus we really don't want to get into a debate about hemorrhoids... Well at least I don't :lol:
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #59 on: March 28, 2015, 07:00:34 pm »
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I tried, in my mind, to figure how to wipe while sitting down today when I shat, and it felt very weird and with very little space. Standing up feels more natural, and, by the way, to whoever mentioned stuff dropping on the floor/pants, you stand up but keep your butt over the toilet.  :D