Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

[Teeth]

Turns out there are certain things of which I don't really know how other human beings do it. I have lived a blissful life always wiping my butt while sitting down. In a recent conversation I learned that a significant number of people stand up do wipe, which blew my mind and which seems rather retarded. Naturally I immediately wanted to know how cRPG players handle the wiping business.

[Molly]

While standing upright?
I imagine that to be technically rather difficult. It is indeed very surprising to me that there would be someone standing while wiping.

Is it a cultural thing?

[Clockworkkiller]

i stand when i wipe, its not a upright stand, its knee's bent, bending over. stance makes wiping a lot easier

how the fuck do you wipe effectively while sitting down, and not get your hand covered in shit.

[Latvian]

normal people imo wipe while sitting, otherwise would be just strange

[Patoson]

Hahahahahaha

This thread made my day.

[Son Of Odin]

[Teeth]

i stand when i wipe, its not a upright stand, its knee's bent, bending over. stance makes wiping a lot easier

how the fuck do you wipe effectively while sitting down, and not get your hand covered in shit.

Unless you produce extremely high shit heaps, there should be like a 15 cm clearance between your butt and the shit. I tried wiping while standing bend over, but my butt was still significantly more clenched than the natural spread you get from the seat. Besides, standing in a halfway squat is a lot less comfortable than just calmly sitting. There was also a drop of piss at risk of dropping into my pants as I hadn't done ye old dick shake yet, but I guess I could avoid that with more careful planning next time.

I am pretty sure most tissue holders are placed with sitting down in mind.

[Leshma]

How many of you wash your butt instead of wiping it with tissues? Also how many of you are bums who don't wipe it at all? How many of you live in such cold climate and have no need for wiping?

Brilliant thread

[Daunt_Flockula]

Why do we always find this kind of threads on melee gaming forums ?

No idea. But we obviously need a subforum dedicated entirely to shit. The crpg community deserves it

[Leshma]

Unless you produce extremely high shit heaps, there should be like a 15 cm clearance between your butt and the shit. I tried wiping while standing bend over, but my butt was still significantly more clenched than the natural spread you get from the seat. Besides, standing in a halfway squat is a lot less comfortable than just calmly sitting. There was also a drop of piss at risk of dropping into my pants as I hadn't done ye old dick shake yet, but I guess I could avoid that with more careful planning next time.

I am pretty sure most tissue holders are placed with sitting down in mind.

 

There is no 15 cm distance between my pile of shit and my ass because I flush the toilet as soon I defecate the white horse, to make sure smell goes away. Then I wipe my ass and flush again when I'm done.

But Leshma, think of the poor children who have no water before you flush the toilet twice during one shitting!

[Miwiw]

How do you wipe sitting? And dont you want to see your shit before putting paper on it? That means you need to stand up, turn around and enjoy first. Then you wipe.

[WarLord]

How do you wipe sitting? And dont you want to see your shit before putting paper on it? That means you need to stand up, turn around and enjoy first. Then you wipe.

[[ptx]]

People that wipe standing up are probably the same people that are responsible for this heresy:

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I can't possibly trust anyone like that.

[Gravoth_iii]

Half standing, hell naw i aint reaching down the toilet even with a super low chance of scratching the tip of the mountain.

More importantly, do you wipe upwards or downwards, downwards being towards your dick?

[Miwiw]

More importantly, do you wipe upwards or downwards, downwards being towards your dick?

wait, I thought wiping is only about making sure your dick doesnt get dirty. The rest doesnt really matter.