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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

Sitting down
71 (57.3%)
Standing up
53 (42.7%)

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #75 on: April 01, 2015, 06:42:40 am »
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drink more fluids and use flushable wet/most/diaper/whatever-their-called for wiping

you heard it hear folks wipe with a diap
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #76 on: April 01, 2015, 02:48:55 pm »
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There's a good reason for me to wipe standing up (not straight up ofc, just a bit).
You see, the way I use the tp is:
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It makes the whole process much faster, but you can't really do that effectively while sitting.

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #77 on: April 01, 2015, 02:50:09 pm »
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if you have to grab half the entire roll to wipe macropus you need to change your diet buddy.
I don't know enough

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #78 on: April 01, 2015, 02:53:39 pm »
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if you have to grab half the entire roll to wipe macropus you need to change your diet buddy.
too much bear meat I think

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #79 on: April 01, 2015, 11:30:15 pm »
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I've read this whole thread, it's really interesting but noone mentioned my problem.

You see, I don't wipe my ass until I'm done and it often happens then once I try to wipe the shit off my asshole it's already dry and can't quite wipe it well, so I have to use water to soften the shit up, and then it also happens that I get my hands covered in wet shit and sticky toilet paper and I just snap, start swearing and I'm mad overall.

You know shitting is optional right? if you hold it in for a week it will start getting absorbed into your bloodstream and you dont need to poo anymore
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #80 on: April 04, 2015, 03:54:05 am »
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #81 on: April 06, 2015, 08:49:36 pm »
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Do you guys also salute your poop when you flush?  :oops:
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #82 on: April 08, 2015, 08:49:31 pm »
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Do you guys also salute your poop when you flush?  :oops:

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #83 on: April 08, 2015, 08:51:31 pm »
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #84 on: April 08, 2015, 09:05:55 pm »
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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #85 on: April 08, 2015, 09:48:15 pm »
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No way! Are you taking me for some sort of savage?  :?

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #86 on: March 06, 2016, 04:51:46 pm »
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I do both. The first wipe is a scout, I do it sitting down. Usually just to check how things are going, but lately I'm getting the bunny tail poop where I have to do at least 3 sitting wipes to get it off. Then I stand up, present my butt like a submissive slut and continue wiping until clean, alternating between directions. Some time ago I used to get the so called clean poops, where they come out in one, solid ingot, and leave the anus area completely clean. Those were glorious days, but I really don't know what causes the difference in shit structure.

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #87 on: March 06, 2016, 05:14:27 pm »
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Funny that I thought the notorious thread in question was originally created by Clockwork, the official forum sicko. Turns out Teeth is on par with him as long as he is willing to be :D

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #88 on: March 06, 2016, 09:39:34 pm »
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I'm fucking disgusting lol

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Re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
« Reply #89 on: March 06, 2016, 10:17:48 pm »
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I'm fucking disgusting lol

Yeah you disgusting sitting down wiper you.

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