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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #135 on: September 03, 2014, 06:28:52 am »
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What the fuck is shit? This strat is the dumbest shit version I've seen to date and everyone should be quitting in mass to prove a point that this crap shouldn't just be rolled out just because, but rolled out when its well made. This strat is so bad that its effecting the quality of our drama and shitposts, I use to love reading all the crap everyone flung at each other but now it feels like I can barely get through the first post.

I feel sorry for everyone, seriously this is a giant waste of all your time. You're better off playing on NA 1/Na 2 leisurely because its better xp and a lot more fun. Better yet, come-play archeage when it launches on my birthday. I'll show you all how to have fun again with Hello Kitty Nautical Adventures.

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #136 on: September 03, 2014, 06:51:47 am »
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Is Desire really a girl?

ummm, yeah

she's german
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #137 on: September 03, 2014, 06:56:58 am »
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He must be pretty poor to go on without a mic.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #138 on: September 03, 2014, 07:27:53 am »
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ummm, yeah

she's german

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #139 on: September 03, 2014, 07:49:22 am »
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BUT YOU CAN NEVER KNOW FOR CERTAIN

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #140 on: September 03, 2014, 07:52:30 am »
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Thank you... thread derailed and dead yet?
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #141 on: September 03, 2014, 07:55:39 am »
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Thank you... thread derailed and dead yet?

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #142 on: September 03, 2014, 11:54:10 am »
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lol chosen1 getting dominated by Kesh in posts.
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also go fuck yourself for being the most passive-aggressive male I have ever seen on the internet/off the internet. Like fucking seriously, I would not blame any human being whatsoever for punching you in your what I can imagine smug little face. Not even any woman I've encountered in life as been as much of a pussy to be as passive aggressive as you. Fuck you rustle my jimmies, you and everything about your shitty personality.

fyi Kesh isn't passive aggressive.. he's sorta the opposite of passive aggressive in that he outright says whatever he means you idiot.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #143 on: September 03, 2014, 12:41:08 pm »
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Chosen1 AFter reading your posts i think You should retire back to white noise posts. Lol haha

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #144 on: September 03, 2014, 01:16:12 pm »
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ummm, yeah

she's german
isn't that Esca or Asca or something? She was in HoC I think
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #145 on: September 03, 2014, 03:31:50 pm »
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Passive-aggressive - fail.  One thing I don't think anyone can call me is that.  I insult people to their face and state it out front instead of passively holding it in like you have mostly been doing.  Do you even know what passive-aggressive even means?  Its what you have been doing.

Stop being so butt-hurt over not being as good in melee as me already.  I get it from your comments on NA1, you are jealous and competitive.

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Apparently I'm jealous of the vegan master race. I was going to keep this to PMs, but nah. Perhaps I am wrong about you being passive-aggressive, and I simply get confused because your prepubescent voice sounds so fucking similar to any bitchy woman I've heard in my life that it comes off as passive-aggressive.

And yes, you are so much better than me at melee. I bow down to your supreme skill. /s

You fucking suck at melee, I've never seen you land a kill in the 3 months I've been playing this shit mod. My comments on NA1? You mean the one day we were on the server at the same time and I told you to stop posting about strat, and after YOU got defensive insulted the fuck out of you? That was just because I really don't like you. Like seriously, I fucking hate being in a teamspeak channel with you. I would've left teamspeak last night to stop listening to your incessant whining about every god damn thing under the fucking sun if it wasn't a battle for my own strat faction.

TL;DR: Kesh is ultimate supreme melee god, and I'm upset bcuz bad.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #146 on: September 03, 2014, 04:10:49 pm »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #147 on: September 03, 2014, 04:15:29 pm »
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i miss huey more than ever now

what about me :(
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #148 on: September 03, 2014, 04:51:58 pm »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #149 on: September 03, 2014, 05:04:23 pm »
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Lol, I'm not even vegan.  I think ismisshotmail covers it pretty well -

fyi Kesh isn't passive aggressive.. he's sorta the opposite of passive aggressive in that he outright says whatever he means you idiot.


And aren't you the kid who always sounds like he has a retainer his mouth every time he talks in teamspeak?  I remember Kalam and us (FCC) teaching you how to play this game when you first joined.  Its hard to be offended when you are so way off man, mostly just kind of feel bad and a little sad for you. 

Its funny you mention you havent seen me kill anyone in melee in 3 months, that day you were commenting (raging) to everyone on the server how you hadn't seen anyone manual block in 3 months, kind of is starting to make me think you are blind playing with a braille equipped keyboard.  Certainly your lack of skill would further that belief.  I wonder how many other things you haven't seen in the last 3 months - anything that disagrees with your skewed perception (I repeatedly killed you that day and you started raging for the 1st time against me (passive aggressive all the time I've known you before that), but of course I didn't kill you because you haven't seen me get a melee kill in 3 months)?  You are rather amusing.

P.S.  Get your facts straight before making inaccurate insults (is veganism even an insult?), but then again I forgot you haven't seen anything in the past 3 months.  Good luck with that.
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