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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #120 on: September 03, 2014, 12:44:04 am »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #121 on: September 03, 2014, 12:45:44 am »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #122 on: September 03, 2014, 01:46:14 am »
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Ball licker was the first thing that came to my mind(im gay) when i first read that name "Balikar". I kicked myself in my brain's ass for thinking that though, because that is the most generic insult you could possibly come up with for the name Balikar. 0/10, literally 0/10.

Also, I don't think Kesh was intending to be humorous in that post, and if he was, I guess it's possible I've been misperceiving his light and kind natured attitude all along. I mean here I was thinking that these seemingly angry, hateful, rage-filled shitposts, were all the real Kesh! It's been a joke the whole time!! He isn't a mouth-breathing, hair-losing, strat-sperging, roster-snaking, try-hard, fucking wet brain of a nerd. The jokes on you dipshits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I don't remember ever once saying that I don't care about strat. I think the resistance that we've put up against the suprise attacks you pulled on us is a testament to that in itself. I'm not going to lower myself to your level and say that you are bad at strat, because I don't believe it to be true. I certainly don't care enough about strat to throw petty insults about your real lives, or how bad you are at video games. I don't care to slandar you in public to gain support from other nerds. The community has been pretty much the same group of people for years now, with the occasional newcomer who sticks around(props). I think everyone who is capable of realizing how shadily you play strat, and how much bullshit you sling out of your mouth on a regular basis, has realized it at this point. The rest either just don't care enough to actually pay attention, are 14 years old and just have a foolish amount of blind faith in you, or are just shitlord loyalists. I'm not going to try to pick people off of your roster, and I'm not going to bribe mercs with c-rpg gold.

The squids are so obviously working together with the barbarians, the faction of Foxes or w/e that EU faction's name is(red), and the sloths, yet you claim to be the underdog, and say that we're the ones running and crying for help, just because we bought some troops off of LCHO in a pinch. You guys are really going to criticize Chosen1 for downvoting anything? You guys roam around in a pack on the forums upvoting eachother and downvoting in mass everyone else that disagrees in the slightest. I'm into upvoting, because I like to spread a positive vibe(most of the time), and I find downvoting to be generally pretty petty. I'm honestly kind of confused about the whole upvoting eachother for 10 pages in a row thing though. Do people actually believe a post to be more relevant and/or true when 12 biased-as-all-fuck people upvote it? Do you guys honestly get your jollies off of repeatedly complimenting your own groups, and eachother, regardless of whether or not a post was even funny, or to the point? And then following up with upvoting eachother? Seems pretty pathetic to me, but hey, I'm not that much of a forum warrior. Best of luck, and we'll see you on the battlefield

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #123 on: September 03, 2014, 01:56:23 am »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #124 on: September 03, 2014, 02:03:37 am »
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I upvoted mcdeath. I may be confused over how it works or he nailed it dead on. You can decide.


I also very rarely down vote. Up votes are reserved for things I find funny or agree with fully.

in your post I am not sure if you are talking to me, kesh, or everyone you are not happy with in one lump sum
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #125 on: September 03, 2014, 02:27:31 am »
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Sooo....... We accept your surrender Aldo?
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #126 on: September 03, 2014, 02:43:37 am »
+5
Addition: we allow, actually encourage "hostile" talk - drag it to the mud, no problem, but stay "in character" - it's your characters having a fight, not your real persons.

Sad that most of your "character"s are nerdy, trolling, vehement, pissy, whiny pre-teens who obviously don't get the respect they deserve at junior high so let it all out of their systems here.

Anyone have a "character" who is a mature, dignified adult?  The way I play this game is that my army is made up of seasoned warriors who won't listen to some bratty eleven year old, so in my mind Bryggan is somewhere between 20 and 50, a bit volatile and may have fits of screaming rage, but that's generally just him cursing the gods.  And he's drunk.

Oddly enough I upvoted several G-Force- yeah, G-Force- rants, because they while they were offensive they were also amusing and in character.

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #127 on: September 03, 2014, 03:20:35 am »
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Short version -  ALDO RAGE!!!!!  You are super good at strat Aldo, you deserve a participation sticker for doing roughly a 1 to 1 with equipment that costs 10x ours.  Bravo.  Pats aldo on the back.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #128 on: September 03, 2014, 03:29:53 am »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #129 on: September 03, 2014, 04:03:19 am »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #130 on: September 03, 2014, 04:55:51 am »
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All I've been able to comprehend in this thread so far is McDeath taking a decent shot at Kesh, and then Kesh for some reason cyberbullying Chosen1? As far as I'm concerned everyone that's posted in this thread more than 3 times is a complete and total bundle of sticks. I feel more gay just for posting in this cancer pit twice.

But seriously Kesh, you seem like the kid on the playground that gets laughed at for missing a catch or some shit, and then throwing the ball at the kid's balls to get back at him. Grow the fuck up, seriously, you're a grown ass man sitting on the internet cyberbullying fucking teenagers and other grown ass men who are just trying to have some entertainment in their spare time.

You're the reason I hate vegans. And also because fuck vegans and your bird seed diet.

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Oh and also go fuck yourself for being the most passive-aggressive male I have ever seen on the internet/off the internet. Like fucking seriously, I would not blame any human being whatsoever for punching you in your what I can imagine smug little face. Not even any woman I've encountered in life as been as much of a pussy to be as passive aggressive as you. Fuck you rustle my jimmies, you and everything about your shitty personality.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #131 on: September 03, 2014, 05:08:23 am »
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All I've been able to comprehend in this thread so far is McDeath taking a decent shot at Kesh, and then Kesh for some reason cyberbullying Chosen1? As far as I'm concerned everyone that's posted in this thread more than 3 times is a complete and total bundle of sticks. I feel more gay just for posting in this cancer pit twice.

But seriously Kesh, you seem like the kid on the playground that gets laughed at for missing a catch or some shit, and then throwing the ball at the kid's balls to get back at him. Grow the fuck up, seriously, you're a grown ass man sitting on the internet cyberbullying fucking teenagers and other grown ass men who are just trying to have some entertainment in their spare time.

You're the reason I hate vegans. And also because fuck vegans and your bird seed diet.

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Oh and also go fuck yourself for being the most passive-aggressive male I have ever seen on the internet/off the internet. Like fucking seriously, I would not blame any human being whatsoever for punching you in your what I can imagine smug little face. Not even any woman I've encountered in life as been as much of a pussy to be as passive aggressive as you. Fuck you rustle my jimmies, you and everything about your shitty personality.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #132 on: September 03, 2014, 05:34:49 am »
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All I've been able to comprehend in this thread so far is McDeath taking a decent shot at Kesh, and then Kesh for some reason cyberbullying Chosen1? As far as I'm concerned everyone that's posted in this thread more than 3 times is a complete and total bundle of sticks. I feel more gay just for posting in this cancer pit twice.

But seriously Kesh, you seem like the kid on the playground that gets laughed at for missing a catch or some shit, and then throwing the ball at the kid's balls to get back at him. Grow the fuck up, seriously, you're a grown ass man sitting on the internet cyberbullying fucking teenagers and other grown ass men who are just trying to have some entertainment in their spare time.

You're the reason I hate vegans. And also because fuck vegans and your bird seed diet.

**EDIT**

Oh and also go fuck yourself for being the most passive-aggressive male I have ever seen on the internet/off the internet. Like fucking seriously, I would not blame any human being whatsoever for punching you in your what I can imagine smug little face. Not even any woman I've encountered in life as been as much of a pussy to be as passive aggressive as you. Fuck you rustle my jimmies, you and everything about your shitty personality.

WOW...i mean just wow


Seriously bro











Kesh is really a vegan?
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #133 on: September 03, 2014, 05:51:46 am »
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO you HAVE to be bias towards Kesh at ALL TIMES!! He is our master. Do not disrespect our leader.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #134 on: September 03, 2014, 06:08:53 am »
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WOW...i mean just wow


Seriously bro











Kesh is really a vegan?
Is Desire really a girl?
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