Author Topic: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun  (Read 17370 times)

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #105 on: September 02, 2014, 07:33:03 pm »
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Actually that is a blatant lie, saw you change paths several times as you headed down to desert, where you recently reside near dhibbain after you maneuvered around the hills.  Just find it amusing that you felt the need to lie over something that nobody cares about.

Dionysus - Chosen1 has like 12 people at least he follows.  His life is dedicated to -1ing anyone who ever slighted him in a video game - by -1ing, oh god the pain!! lol.  His morning breakfast takes about 2 hours as he sits in his mom's basement with drool dripping down his double-chins salivating over his morning -1ing.  So yeah he can do it over his morning stuffing of his fat little kid ass. 

I probably shouldn't say these things but its just so easy to make fun of someone like Chosen1 that has no friends in real life and must resort to patrolling the forums of some dead mod to -1 as he patrols his school in his role as hall monitor as the girls laugh behind his back at such fat pile of shit that will never amount to anything but drinking alone in his parent's basement for the rest of his life to try to hide the fact from himself that he is a completely irrelevant and useless piece of garbage that no one cares about except his parents.

At this point every -1 chosen1 puts on your posts should be a compliment as this disgusting acne -ridden, obese 14 year old doesn't approve of you and is jealous of your superior intelligence as his porcine brain only thinks very slowly to the point where he spends half his life patrolling a dying mods forum.

Does that cover it all do you think Di?  I feel like its too easy to make fun of Chosen1?  Should I feel bad about making fun of such a useless piece of offal that everyone in his real life already makes fun of as he cuts himself at home for every -1 he can makes and dresses up in women's clothing to make himself feel like at least 1 girl likes him as he stares at himself in his mirror.

I feel like I just read a smoothrich or daruvian post. I mean that as a compliment in the improving of your trolling ability Kesh.

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #106 on: September 02, 2014, 07:49:13 pm »
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Yeah fuk u and u too haha shit, poop, cock

nerds so bad get life rekt

Im gun piss in ur sandcastle baby bitch while fukin ur mum



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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #107 on: September 02, 2014, 10:36:50 pm »
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As a Member of both KbW and MB.

I have spoken my peace as far as I could care.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #108 on: September 02, 2014, 11:23:30 pm »
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pretty tasteless stuff kesh

1st off I agree.

2nd are you sure you are daruvian?
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #109 on: September 02, 2014, 11:28:03 pm »
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Only cause you're saying it wrong.  ;-)

yeah but pretty sure this is what we will all be calling you from now on.... or at least those with a sense of humor
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #110 on: September 02, 2014, 11:57:23 pm »
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yeah but pretty sure this is what we will all be calling you from now on....

Huh, why? Cause you have to be a sperg lord and insult someone cause you can't honestly do something with yourself?

I mean, really, stooping to kesh level now?
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #111 on: September 03, 2014, 12:04:28 am »
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« Last Edit: September 03, 2014, 12:42:53 am by Chosen1 »
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings cmp, I would feel pretty bad too if I was a useless no life virgin who spent his adulthood making video games LOL
its ok though, now i have more time to - all the posters i dont like
But I wrote a poem that I would like you all to read
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #112 on: September 03, 2014, 12:11:02 am »
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Huh, why? Cause you have to be a sperg lord and insult someone cause you can't honestly do something with yourself?

I mean, really, stooping to kesh level now?

because he named his forum name ballicker and that is funny. If it was someone I know and was friendly with i would call them that forever and laugh every time.. also Murder pointed it out. Kesh humor generally not to my taste

people call me BaleOGay all the time and that is just as funny. Learn not to take things personally. If you try and get the humor in life you will find you are happier overall.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #114 on: September 03, 2014, 12:12:27 am »
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bringing RL stats into the interwebs is lame. you're basically the guy who when gets beat at the mile run in high school always yells "ATLEAST I HAVE 4,000,000 +3 ITEMS ON THE INTERWEBS".

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #115 on: September 03, 2014, 12:14:54 am »
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another awesome fact about the internet is you can claim any damn thing and it does not even have to be true!!! This shit is amazing


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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #116 on: September 03, 2014, 12:15:27 am »
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Im here the french scum comming back BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUI OUI OUI

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #117 on: September 03, 2014, 12:26:38 am »
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people call me BaleOGay all the time and that is just as funny. Learn not to take things personally. If you try and get the humor in life you will find you are happier overall.

No one really cares.  I sure as hell don't.  Besides, you guys have been calling me that for what, 9 months or so now?  ;-)


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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #118 on: September 03, 2014, 12:32:59 am »
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No one really cares.  I sure as hell don't.  Besides, you guys have been calling me that for what, 9 months or so now?  ;-)

If you don't care, then get over us attacking you on the forums.

Nuff said ;)
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #119 on: September 03, 2014, 12:34:13 am »
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No one really cares.  I sure as hell don't.  Besides, you guys have been calling me that for what, 9 months or so now?  ;-)

see he gets it and i am sure calls me baleogay
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