Ball licker was the first thing that came to my mind(im gay) when i first read that name "Balikar". I kicked myself in my brain's ass for thinking that though, because that is the most generic insult you could possibly come up with for the name Balikar. 0/10, literally 0/10.
Also, I don't think Kesh was intending to be humorous in that post, and if he was, I guess it's possible I've been misperceiving his light and kind natured attitude all along. I mean here I was thinking that these seemingly angry, hateful, rage-filled shitposts, were all the real Kesh! It's been a joke the whole time!! He isn't a mouth-breathing, hair-losing, strat-sperging, roster-snaking, try-hard, fucking wet brain of a nerd. The jokes on you dipshits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get real, he's a fucking nerd
I don't remember ever once saying that I don't care about strat. I think the resistance that we've put up against the suprise attacks you pulled on us is a testament to that in itself. I'm not going to lower myself to your level and say that you are bad at strat, because I don't believe it to be true. I certainly don't care enough about strat to throw petty insults about your real lives, or how bad you are at video games. I don't care to slandar you in public to gain support from other nerds. The community has been pretty much the same group of people for years now, with the occasional newcomer who sticks around(props). I think everyone who is capable of realizing how shadily you play strat, and how much bullshit you sling out of your mouth on a regular basis, has realized it at this point. The rest either just don't care enough to actually pay attention, are 14 years old and just have a foolish amount of blind faith in you, or are just shitlord loyalists. I'm not going to try to pick people off of your roster, and I'm not going to bribe mercs with c-rpg gold.
The squids are so obviously working together with the barbarians, the faction of Foxes or w/e that EU faction's name is(red), and the sloths, yet you claim to be the underdog, and say that we're the ones running and crying for help, just because we bought some troops off of LCHO in a pinch. You guys are really going to criticize Chosen1 for downvoting anything? You guys roam around in a pack on the forums upvoting eachother and downvoting in mass everyone else that disagrees in the slightest. I'm into upvoting, because I like to spread a positive vibe(most of the time), and I find downvoting to be generally pretty petty. I'm honestly kind of confused about the whole upvoting eachother for 10 pages in a row thing though. Do people actually believe a post to be more relevant and/or true when 12 biased-as-all-fuck people upvote it? Do you guys honestly get your jollies off of repeatedly complimenting your own groups, and eachother, regardless of whether or not a post was even funny, or to the point? And then following up with upvoting eachother? Seems pretty pathetic to me, but hey, I'm not that much of a forum warrior. Best of luck, and we'll see you on the battlefield