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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #345 on: May 14, 2014, 11:44:17 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #346 on: May 14, 2014, 11:53:26 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #347 on: May 15, 2014, 12:51:40 am »
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"To me, the extraordinary aspect of shitposting lies in its simplicity. The easy way is also the right way, and shitposting is nothing at all special; the closer to the true way of shitposting, the less wastage of expression there is."


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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #348 on: May 15, 2014, 01:35:15 am »
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Two qualities are indispensable: first, a shitpost that, even in the darkest hour, retains some glimmerings of the inner light which leads to trolling; and second, the courage to follow this shitpost wherever it may lead.

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Quite frankly I like the Squid's aggressive stance this war.  But it does take forever to move your armies around, and the squids had already prepared for this.  Eventually there will be field battles.  But not sea battles.  And therein lies our advantage.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #349 on: May 15, 2014, 02:03:56 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #350 on: May 15, 2014, 02:34:44 am »
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My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #351 on: May 15, 2014, 04:26:23 am »
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Lots of wasted potential there. I really like the idea of a box of shitposts. It would be a much more surprising box than a box of chocolates.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #352 on: May 15, 2014, 04:26:35 am »
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One night I dreamed I was browsing the diplomacy forum with Daruvian.
Many scenes from my diplomacy posts flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed shitposts on the forum.
Sometimes there were two sets of posts,
other times there were one set of posts.

This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my posting,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of posts.
 
So I said to Daruvian,
"You promised me Daru,
  that if I upvoted you,
  you would post with me always.
  But I have noticed that during
  the most trying periods of strategus
  there have only been one
  set of shitposts in the thread.
  Why, when I needed you most,
  you have not been there for me?"
 
Then Daruvian replied,
"The times when you have
  seen only one set of shitposts,
  is when I posted for you."
« Last Edit: May 15, 2014, 04:30:46 am by WITCHCRAFT »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #353 on: May 15, 2014, 04:34:56 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #354 on: May 15, 2014, 05:02:33 am »
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Lots of wasted potential there. I really like the idea of a box of shitposts. It would be a much more surprising box than a box of chocolates.

*cough* AHEM


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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #355 on: May 15, 2014, 05:02:58 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #356 on: May 15, 2014, 05:12:27 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #357 on: May 15, 2014, 05:23:50 am »
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"Shitposting cannot succeed unless those who express their shitpost are prepared to shit wisely. The real safeguard of the shitpost, therefore, is a good toilet and an open forum."

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #358 on: May 15, 2014, 05:31:15 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #359 on: May 15, 2014, 05:34:04 am »
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"I have a dream that my four shitty children will one day play in a mod where they will not be judged by the bushiness of their neck beards, but by the content of their shitposts.

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