One night I dreamed I was browsing the diplomacy forum with Daruvian.
Many scenes from my diplomacy posts flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed shitposts on the forum.
Sometimes there were two sets of posts,
other times there were one set of posts.
This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my posting,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of posts.
So I said to Daruvian,
"You promised me Daru,
that if I upvoted you,
you would post with me always.
But I have noticed that during
the most trying periods of strategus
there have only been one
set of shitposts in the thread.
Why, when I needed you most,
you have not been there for me?"
Then Daruvian replied,
"The times when you have
seen only one set of shitposts,
is when I posted for you."