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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #270 on: May 12, 2014, 09:36:11 am »
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Fuck it I'm too drunk to figure out how to delete this post.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #271 on: May 12, 2014, 09:37:44 am »
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ya know, for as much drama has been thrown around this forum for this war...Its really been a shitty war. No fief sieges whatsoever thus far and the war has been going on for over a week. Get it together people ffs.
Um, if I remember correctly, the 13 Knights captured New Anus Audi from G-Force.

I am pleased to announce that the fief of New Anus Audi now belongs to the 13 Knights, and following the example of our liege, his Majesty King James of Acre, we have made it a free trade fief*.  Tax is a mere 8%, goods price is 23, and plenty of prosperity so you won't get stuck hanging around for S&D.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #272 on: May 12, 2014, 01:06:36 pm »
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Hey idiot.... Thread title is "Squid declares war on Acre" Nothing to do with Gforce. I think I have come to the conclusion that the only reason I stay in this community is that my average (worldwide population) intelligence puts me on a massively higher playing field than most of you idiots combined and allows me a feeling of superiority that just isn't possible in the beacon of learning that is the midwest. Thanks for that ya fuckin idiots.  :wink:

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #273 on: May 12, 2014, 03:22:01 pm »
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"They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... shitposting, shitposting in the deep. We cannot get out. The shitposting moves in the dark. We cannot get out... They are coming."

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #274 on: May 12, 2014, 03:29:27 pm »
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Hey idiot.... Thread title is "Squid declares war on Acre" Nothing to do with Gforce. I think I have come to the conclusion that the only reason I stay in this community is that my average (worldwide population) intelligence puts me on a massively higher playing field than most of you idiots combined and allows me a feeling of superiority that just isn't possible in the beacon of learning that is the midwest. Thanks for that ya fuckin idiots.  :wink:

Shut your mouth when you talk in here squidsperglord#you'sabitch. decrypt that smart ass.   :wink:

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #275 on: May 12, 2014, 04:01:19 pm »
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Shut your mouth when you talk in here hospergler#you'sabitch. decrypt that smart ass.   :wink:

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #276 on: May 12, 2014, 04:49:42 pm »
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ya know, for as much drama has been thrown around this forum for this war...Its really been a shitty war. No fief sieges whatsoever thus far and the war has been going on for over a week. Get it together people ffs.

What the fuck are fief sieges....
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1242
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1232
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #277 on: May 12, 2014, 10:03:40 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #278 on: May 12, 2014, 11:43:03 pm »
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lol,...Shitposting...the art of pissing everyone off with nonsenseable insults... layers upon layers of sarcasm are an excellent method...see above example.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #279 on: May 13, 2014, 02:28:57 am »
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This thread has become boring. I want some more childish fighting. As pathetic as it is, its still hilarious.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #280 on: May 13, 2014, 02:55:58 am »
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Wow, Squids wasted 20 minutes in the Tilbaut battle once they ran out of ladders and didn't retreat. Rhalzo didn't kick or ban any of them to force them to retreat.

Really? Way to follow the rules squids.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #281 on: May 13, 2014, 02:58:12 am »
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Wow, Squids wasted 20 minutes in the Tilbaut battle once they ran out of ladders and didn't retreat. Rhalzo didn't kick or ban any of them to force them to retreat.

Really? Way to follow the rules squids.

Apparently that's what they do.  Recall the 'kick such and such' from the battle?  Who needs rules?

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #282 on: May 13, 2014, 03:35:07 am »
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Lol shut up. Not like you guys do anything anyways. Blah blah blah, you guys do nothing but complain. Just enjoy the battles.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #283 on: May 13, 2014, 03:37:40 am »
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Lol shut up. Not like you guys do anything anyways. Blah blah blah, you guys do nothing but complain. Just enjoy the battles.

Breaking rules is breaking rules. Only in NA does the side without ladders not get forcefully kicked to make them retreat. EU comes down hard on it.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #284 on: May 13, 2014, 03:54:13 am »
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Breaking rules is breaking rules. Only in NA does the side without ladders not get forcefully kicked to make them retreat. EU comes down hard on it.

No rules broken, we had a ladder, used it, then retreated after it broke.