SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE

[Thryn]

“Ah, you think shitposting is your ally? You merely adopted the shitpost. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the sperging until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but autistic!”

-Ban(e)

[Sandersson Jankins]

"I shitposted for Barack 'cause he was black. 'Cause that's why other folks shitpost for other people - because they shitpost like them. That's American shitposts, pure and simple."

-Samuel L. Jackson

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the spoiler is unrealistic; it would be purple flavored, not grape. PURPLE DRANK NIGGA

[chesterotab]

"To me, the extraordinary aspect of shitposting lies in its simplicity. The easy way is also the right way, and shitposting is nothing at all special; the closer to the true way of shitposting, the less wastage of expression there is."


-Bruce Lee

[Bryggan]

Two qualities are indispensable: first, a shitpost that, even in the darkest hour, retains some glimmerings of the inner light which leads to trolling; and second, the courage to follow this shitpost wherever it may lead.

Carl von Clauseshitz



Quite frankly I like the Squid's aggressive stance this war.  But it does take forever to move your armies around, and the squids had already prepared for this.  Eventually there will be field battles.  But not sea battles.  And therein lies our advantage.

[Wesleysnipes]

"Veni, vidi, vici"

-Sir Dontos Calamari

[Alaire]

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

~Forrest Gump

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Lots of wasted potential there. I really like the idea of a box of shitposts. It would be a much more surprising box than a box of chocolates.

[WITCHCRAFT]

One night I dreamed I was browsing the diplomacy forum with Daruvian.
Many scenes from my diplomacy posts flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed shitposts on the forum.
Sometimes there were two sets of posts,
other times there were one set of posts.

This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my posting,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of posts.
 
So I said to Daruvian,
"You promised me Daru,
  that if I upvoted you,
  you would post with me always.
  But I have noticed that during
  the most trying periods of strategus
  there have only been one
  set of shitposts in the thread.
  Why, when I needed you most,
  you have not been there for me?"
 
Then Daruvian replied,
"The times when you have
  seen only one set of shitposts,
  is when I posted for you."

[Noodlenrice]

"Veni, Vidi, Shiti"

"I came, I saw, I shitposted"

- Julius"the shitposter" Ceasar

[Thryn]

Lots of wasted potential there. I really like the idea of a box of shitposts. It would be a much more surprising box than a box of chocolates.

*cough* AHEM

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"Life is like a box of shitposts. You never know what autism you'll get."

 "Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you,
but I could shitpost like the wind blows. From that day on, if
I was ever going somewhere, I was shitposting!"

"They said it was a million dollar shitpost. But,
the devs must keep that money, cause I still ain't seen a
nickel of that million dollars."

“Sometime later - FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON - somebody shitposted that
nice young president when he was riding in his car and a few
years after that, somebody shitposted his little brother too - only he
was in the hotel kitchen.
Must be hard being shitposted.”

"Shitpost is as shitpost does"

Daruvian: "Sandersson, what is your sole purpose in this army?"
Sandy: "To shitpost, Drill Sergeant!"
Daruvian: "Sandersson, you are a @#$%&! genius!"

-Quotes from Forrest Gump

[SugarHoe]

- Julius"the shitposter" Ceasar

terrible
1/10

[Thryn]

Oh Sugar, there is something about you that truly draws sincerity and pleasure out from our inner being. You're so eloquent in your humble state that it mesmerizes the vast number of players who look up to you. I don't know if you know this, but you're one of the grand personalities that holds the fine community together, driving us toward the preservation of this not only this mod, but the livelihood that was built by players like you.

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You're a goddamned retard.

[CALAMARI]

"Shitposting cannot succeed unless those who express their shitpost are prepared to shit wisely. The real safeguard of the shitpost, therefore, is a good toilet and an open forum."

-Frankshit D. Roosevelt-

[Noodlenrice]

"I have a dream that my four shitty children will one day play in a mod where they will not be judged by the bushiness of their neck beards, but by the content of their shitposts.

-Martin Shit Poster Jr.

[Thryn]

"I have a dream that my four shitty children will one day play in a mod where they will not be judged by the bushiness of their neck beards, but by the content of their shitposts.

-Martin Shit Poster Jr.

10/10