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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #180 on: May 09, 2014, 09:27:58 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #181 on: May 09, 2014, 09:33:43 pm »
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I know I'm supposed to be nice to cRPG players now, but you guys are making a mockery of a passion of mine.

I am cRPG'S Senior VP of Shitposting, and with all the authority that position gives me I have to say this thread sucks and is making me slowly hate all of you because you're all rambling on about personal bullshit. Just call each other gay and get over it, jesus fuck sake. Let me try and guide you with two quotes that always keep my course true at times like this.

"A new command I give you: shitpost one another. As I have shitposted you, so you must shitpost one another."

"...For God so loved the world that that he gave his only son, so that whomever believeth in Him shall not perish but instead shitpost on the internet."

The only noticeable thing about your shit posts were the large caps and irregular swears, not much else.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #182 on: May 09, 2014, 10:14:58 pm »
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This thread gave me cancer.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #183 on: May 09, 2014, 10:20:16 pm »
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Perhaps my last post was a shit post.  As was the one where I called SuperDink_Wesley_AOW a super dink and a poopy pants.  I apologize for that.  But I suppose it sounded like I said people who live in their parents' basement were pathetic.  I do not believe that.  While I myself wouldn't live like that (mom said no way), I respect their lifestyle choice.  But I meant it was pathetic to take advantage of that to win quick battles.

WesleySnipes has put up some pretty entertaining posts that I plussed, but it gets annoying watching him keep trying (and often succeeding) pushing James' buttons.  But I hate his avatar.  The guy looks so damn smug.  I just hope it isn't actually a picture of Wesley.  I also have a hard time believing he's Canadian.  We are usually so damn polite.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #184 on: May 09, 2014, 10:41:42 pm »
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I know I'm supposed to be nice to cRPG players now, but you guys are making a mockery of a passion of mine.

I am cRPG'S Senior VP of Shitposting, and with all the authority that position gives me I have to say this thread sucks and is making me slowly hate all of you because you're all rambling on about personal bullshit. Just call each other gay and get over it, jesus fuck sake. Let me try and guide you with two quotes that always keep my course true at times like this.

"A new command I give you: shitpost one another. As I have shitposted you, so you must shitpost one another."

"...For God so loved the world that that he gave his only son, so that whomever believeth in Him shall not perish but instead shitpost on the internet."

Why in God's name, WHY did this get downvotes and my absolute piece of fucking shit not-even-a-shitpost get upvotes? I don't get it. I just woke up still a quarter-drunken to go to work and rambled about some shit. I don't understand things. Is shitposting so ingrained in my being that every post besides the PUBLIC SPERG ANNOUNCEMENTS are shitposts?

We live in an odd world. And be assured, I don't just defend his posts because I think he's cute. That's not even three-quarters of it!

Wait, nevermind, it's clearly entirely the work of my signature. Mystery solved.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #185 on: May 09, 2014, 10:58:55 pm »
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Bryggan, havnt you ever heard of the movie "Aliens"? Yea it's private Drake who dies pretty much when the marines land and search the mining colony. I am polite to the people who deserve it. Generally speaking, most Americans are assholes, which is why they think Canadians are super polite.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #186 on: May 09, 2014, 11:07:39 pm »
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squids you need to stop or else...
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #187 on: May 09, 2014, 11:16:32 pm »
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I wish both sides would stop with the somewhat high amounts of personal attacks. This entire war is a microcosm of the strat playing CRPG community. People going out of their way to bribe players off enemies rosters, ridiculous mercenary paying agreements and in general shitty attitudes. This is why I did not want to bring people back for this strat. To compete with everybody's poor sportsmanship, you have to stoop down to their level.

I implore both sides to pull back from the way this has been acted out and try to find ways to bring other players into strat who may be turned away by the current horrible state of relations within strat.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #188 on: May 09, 2014, 11:49:13 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #189 on: May 10, 2014, 12:11:19 am »
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King James? More like King Lames!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #190 on: May 10, 2014, 12:13:20 am »
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King James? More like King Lames!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yoshi?!? More like SUSHI  :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #191 on: May 10, 2014, 12:43:46 am »
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Disclaimer: This post does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of Hospitaller or any Hospitaller member. Permission was not granted to me by the Great Leper King Peppovitch to make the following statements.

A brief history lesson for ya'll as far as I can remember (too much pot). Both Acre and Squid were founded through varying degrees of treachery/dishonorable actions. Way back in the day of Strat 1 as we Templars were fighting the then relatively unknown Druzhina there was a strength in the Templar order from a collection of NA players. This strength of the Templars with North American Ping was led by myself and Marshall Reinhardt. Upon extensive game mechanic abuse, the Russian horde began overwhelming us pious Templars and when we were at our greatest moment of need, the Marshall left the Templars to go on to form Acre. Our forces were quickly overwhelmed and after the wipe, I took a hiatus from the council. Though I was bitter about this abandonment for quit some time, bygones are bygones and quite honestly, I am rooting for Acre in this war as well as in their future endeavors.

The squids, as far as I know and I may be horribly mistaken here so please forgive me if so and correct me so I may have an accurate working knowledge of the applicable histories, were also founded on dishonorable actions. Back in strat 4 when KUTT was a new, prosperous clan with much potential (an ally and friend of hosp btw, so personal bias will apply to following statement), the teutonic knights were formed as an offshoot of KUTT. I believe this was Wesley. Well, ambitions have a tendency to invalidate loyalties in many men and women and soon the teutonic knights split from KUTT and in a highly dramatic fashion betrayed and essentially assisted in the massive gangrape of KUTT. They were wiped off the map in about a week's time. Teutonics (a very short lived clan name and their actions invalidated any claim they may have had to an honorable knightly RP name) died out and eventually became AOW and now Squids.

The basic point here is that both of these clans have skeletons in their closets, so please stop this petty fighting over the moral high ground because honestly, neither of you have a legitimate claim to any moral argument. When you have to pay mercs to fight for you, you're doing something seriously wrong. Not only are you both paying mercs to fight, but you have devolved to pathetic squabbling over the ensuing drama from said paying of mercs. Both of your shits stink, acre's in my slightly biased opinion slightly less so.

That being said...Go Acre!

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #192 on: May 10, 2014, 12:58:31 am »
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The Teutonics were originally going to join Fimbulvetr, but Occitan attacked us and they backed out.

and then they attacked Ismirala, gf.

also, Frisia got a bunch of duped shit from attacking Mawiti last strat.  I think Sandy put all of it on a guy that was mostly inactive and was sending him to go AFK in a castle somewhere.  Boy, weren't we surprised when AoW attacked him.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #193 on: May 10, 2014, 01:03:47 am »
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The Teutonics were originally going to join Fimbulvetr, but Occitan attacked us and they backed out.

and then they attacked Ismirala, gf.

I think they were going to join fimbulvetr but this was the time of digglez and I think he did some diggling and turned wesley off of it?

Or maybe turboflex did some flexing and turned him off of it, he could be known to do that from time to time.

But yeah, if I remember right they attacked us at ismirala but we had a fucking sick-ass merc pool and had our shit together at the time so we repelled them and were about to try a counter-attack when CHAOS and friends decided to gangfuck them. People were all like "muh mega super-secret alliance" and I was all like "damnit i just wanted to kick their asses for being dicks but instead all i got to do was kill all their traders and watch them get gang-banged by 3 clans at once"
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #194 on: May 10, 2014, 01:13:38 am »
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I think they were going to join fimbulvetr but this was the time of digglez and I think he did some diggling and turned wesley off of it?

Or maybe turboflex did some flexing and turned him off of it, he could be known to do that from time to time.

That's entirely possible, Digglez was pretty good at ruining strat relations.

Not Turboflex though, he's like the dad of the internet, a true nice guy.
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