[SELL] Protection

[EponiCo]

If you are playing as a twohander you might allready have experienced it. There is a horse archer who stalks you, rides around you and shoots arrows at you until you are so full of rage that you leave the server. But then when you switch to another server he follows you and it starts all over again.
I as a horse archer disaprove of this, but ... accidents may happen. That's why I'd like to offer to all you some special protection.

Option 1) Buy one of the strawhats, stones, knives and other stuff I offer on the market for 10'000 gold. I will know who you are and make sure that such accidents don't happen to you.
Optiont 2) Buy one of the strawhats, stones, knives and other stuff I offer on the market for 30'000 gold. I will know who you are and make sure that such accidents don't happen to you and help you out against other horse archers.

Thank you for your time dear twohander. Remember, not living in fear of accidents is the greatest wealth of all.

[Wulzzz]

Before i go to sleep, i always look under my bed to see if a Horse Archer is stalking me.

[mulas]

Sure... If I was an admin, I will ban you permanently for ripping people off.

[MountedRhader]

Sure... If I was an admin, I will ban you permanently for ripping people off.

^

[tankmen]

*2h goes to siege*

what do?

[Torp]

Before i go to sleep, i always look under my bed to see if a Horse Archer is stalking me.

how come? you are already under my bed!

[EponiCo]

Sure... If I was an admin, I will ban you permanently for ripping people off.

I don't rip people off, I'm a legitimate businessman. I also loan money, 50% interest.

*2h goes to siege*

what do?

I have a hammer account, too.

[Glyph]

I don't rip people off, I'm a legitimate businessman. I also loan money, 50% interest.

I have a hammer account, too.

but how do you make sure that people pay you back? because you can't...
i'll loan a milion lol

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

Good sir, Is this straw hat 100% genuine straw?

and if so from where?

[Glyph]

Good sir, Is this straw hat 100% genuine straw?

and if so from where?

yes and from my barn where the cows shit on

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

Ohh so it has story behind it....

Im going to get a loan to buy this as it will get on VERYYY well and my freinds will go AHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU and call me the MESSIAH!

Because I have a brown straw hat!

[Leesin]

Aine the Rose now #1 on my HA's most wanted list. I'll shoot you down even if you're just in your pants and unarmed.

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

I rember that char.... It nearly got poll-kicked from server because it was hiding...

still want that straw hat!

[Toffi]

Well, mister, to be discret, which kind of 'accidents' are you talking about? Big glitch or something like that?

[Broc]

Sure... If I was an admin, I will ban you permanently for ripping people off.

You should ban the suckers who accept this offer, they're the ones with no common sense.