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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #45 on: September 21, 2013, 07:35:18 pm »
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Tread carefully NA strategus players, the GOBBLIN KING means business. It may look like he isn't doing anything but that's just part of his elaborate plan!

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #46 on: September 21, 2013, 08:16:23 pm »
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I see that the thread predicting my scourge of the Strategus map is turning into an e-peen thread for me.

Let me remind everyone for the 10th time that I actually am preparing something on Strategus, it's just taking for fucking ever because apparently that's how the god damn devs intended things to be.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #47 on: September 21, 2013, 08:47:34 pm »
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Ravens officially acknowledge the GOBBLIN KING as the leaders in all things GOBBLIN. All members of the GOBBLIN Nation are welcome to trade and visit our lands.

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #48 on: September 21, 2013, 08:55:22 pm »
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Let me remind everyone for the 10th time that I actually am preparing something on Strategus, it's just taking for fucking ever because apparently that's how the god damn devs intended things to be.

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2013, 08:39:32 am »
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Just to prove that I am doing something and not just posting repeatedly about nothing, here is a small taste of the upcoming power of THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING.

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #50 on: September 22, 2013, 04:33:20 pm »
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No mastwerwork heavy lances? The Goblin King's cav is gonna get face fucked.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #51 on: September 22, 2013, 04:38:59 pm »
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500 +3 Milan plate?!?!? damn....

You planning on invading EU or what?
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #52 on: September 22, 2013, 05:03:29 pm »
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The Gobblin King is also lacking in +3 Rondel Daggers; your defeat is assured
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #53 on: September 22, 2013, 06:33:38 pm »
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0 donkeys = 0 chance at success

Nice try but you failed before you began
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2013, 07:01:18 pm »
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your 1h selection is shit. an axe i cant lift a face hugging dirty pick and a slow face hugging warhammer. come back when you have LEE, EE or Side sword and BSS for 0 slot.

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #55 on: September 22, 2013, 07:13:38 pm »
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The Ancient One, Ingleram Isenzahn feared not the darkness of the cave or what he thought he would find inside it.

Long had he walked the mountains of his peoples land, guarding the borders and watching for bandits. In all the years since he started, he had encountered many strange creatures, ice giants, golems and GOBBLINs. Its was rumors of GOBBLINs that had brought him to this cave today. Miners from the village of Tash Kulun had reported a strange lack of GOBBLIN sightings and even stranger a total lack of GOBBLIN related livestock theft (or buggery).

The smell of a GOBBLIN cave is perhaps the worst part of such a expedition, there total lack of cleanliness plus a gleeful desire to disgust all those they come across combines into a wafting smell close to that of rotting cabbage with a dash of feces. Ingleram continued into the cave, curious as to the total lack of guards posted. By now he should have been challenged or even outright attacked for intruding this far into their lair. Up ahead Ingleram heard nothing but the slow drip of water against stone.

As the cave tunnel ended and a enormous cavern opened up, Ingleram saw no sign of the GOBBLIN tribe that he knew resided here. Only the smell remained but no trash or other debris typically left behind when a GOBBLIN tribe leaves a area. Walking to the center of the cavern, Ingleram looked around in wonder. Why would GOBBLINs clean up before they left? Taking everything with them? This was not like them at all.

At the back of the cavern, Ingleram found a ascending tunnel, that ultimately lead to the moonlit surface.

The tracks outside the cave were tightly packed and orderly, Ingleram reported when he rushed back into Narra a week later, having not slept once since the discovery.

"The GOBBLIN's are gathering in force and with some dark purpose. Whatever or whoever is driving them has a plan." Ingleram said to his Chieftain and all who were there in the Great Mead Hall of Narra that day saw fear flash across the pale, wrinkled face of The Ancient One.


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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #56 on: September 23, 2013, 02:54:46 am »
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After careful consideration and  weeks of study, I have concluded the GOBBLIN KING to be making serious strides for consideration for the best villain to roam Calradia.

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #57 on: September 23, 2013, 03:00:45 am »
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Just to prove that I am doing something and not just posting repeatedly about nothing, here is a small taste of the upcoming power of THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING.

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #58 on: September 23, 2013, 06:32:11 am »
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all this waiting and its just an attempt to poach a castle that just bled a buncha troops from a new faction that just got a foot hold in strat? shamefur dispray.

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #59 on: September 23, 2013, 09:31:06 am »
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THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING is moving onto even greater targets as it's power increases.

Soon we shall be upon them in a swift and massive GOBBLIN horde, unannounced.

Tens of thousands of GOBBLINS shall swarm over the lands of the undeserving.