Serves you right for recruiting young people. At hosp we 18+ 
How old was Swift and True, again? Or is it True and Swift...anyway...you're right. The reason the first post amused me was because this is the kind of thing I pulled in games, oh, more than a decade ago. Ganking afks, infiltrating factions, and initiating plots to undermine people. While membership to the individual clans in the FCC is regulated by those clans, I don't really know how generalized FCC members work...and I'm in it. That said, every game needs fresh blood to survive, and eliminating a large part of the new population seems unwise if we're to foster growth.
Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, you're always welcome back to FCC later, Ditto. We could even do a player exchange program.
This entire thing was worth this post...
Standing on the walkway above the castle gate, dynamike scratched his beard in thought. Below him and running away from the castle, all the while giggling manically to himself, was the young waif the FCC had taken up in their care.
The boy appeared to be in a joyous mood, judging by all the hopping up and down and hugging himself he did. Joyous, and perhaps a bit mad. He seemed to have many of our own troops and gear in his tow, which had a hard time keeping up with the skipping about.
dynamike thought about how he never really had the chance to get to know the guy as Kesh, the red pubes of fire witch from hell - as her friends called her - appeared.
"Sup, Kesh?" dynamike greeted and inquired "That guy leaving us again already?". Kesh, red light shimmering through her pants in the crotch area, replied "Yeah, seems like we got us another spy. A shame that, too. People just don't seem to be trustworthy anymore these days. Do you think we should stop believing in people and not giving any power to new members anymore?"
At these words dynamike turned around, grabbing Kesh by both shoulders, careful not to fuss with that beautiful red mane of hers, and shook her heavily "Don't you dare! Don't you even dare to think about it! Once we stop to believe in the good in people, once we stop treating everyone that comes to us for help as one of our own, this will be the time when the FCC fails! The time when the Companies of Calradia are FREE no more! A day like this may come, BUT TODAY IS NOT THIS DAY! ...hey, is your crotch light getting brighter??"
Kesh, clearly shaken from dynamike's speech - and possibly the actual shaking - strode to her room, locked her door and closed her blinds. Sounds akin to weeping could be heard through the castle for the next 20 odd minutes.
dynamike turned his gaze back to the outside of the castle, where the boy was slowly shrinking away into the distance. Pondering to himself, dynamike mumbled:
"Why the fuck is he walking upside down?"
