I have a solution, next time you see a hot girl approach her and talk only with the crpg menu commands. She will love it!
This is a great plan.
approaches girl
girl: hey you need somethin?
dude: I am building a siege tower!
girl: what?
dude: I am building a siege tower! I need help at the siege tower! ... Man the siege tower!
girl: ...
dude: I am defending the flag! Defend the flag carrier!
girl: ok well my friends are waiting for me over there, so... c ya.
dude: Those Bastaaards!
girl splashes drink in face.
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dude: You'll pay with your life!
Cops show up
dude: shoot! shoot! shoot! Retreeeat!