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Offline Boerenlater

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That feel when no girlfriend
« on: August 03, 2013, 07:32:56 pm »
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I should kill myself already
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2013, 07:52:52 pm »
Dont know this. Explain

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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2013, 08:01:40 pm »
You got your hands don't you?

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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2013, 08:02:16 pm »
Who needs women when you have all the big chubby men in your clan?

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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2013, 08:13:17 pm »
Are you that ugly-unfunny and weakling in real life?  If you are unfunny and boring there's not much you can do i think, but you can always improve your face  aesthetically using plastic surgery if you are so ugly, even tho i see many ugly motherfuckers together with good looking chicks here, but that's probably because they are NOT unfunny and maybe some of them also have lot of €€€€€€€€€€€.

So the good news is that you can improve your weak body, put up a bit of muscles, and if you are rly ugly you can use plastic surgery in order to have a pretty face. Improving your weak mind can be a bit harder .


Are you a Dutch midget? Dutch ppl should be the 2nd tallest ppl in the world, after the inhabitants of the Dinaric Alps.   Are you sad because you are a midget, and ppl think you are a bad person because your heart is too close to your arsehole???




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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2013, 08:50:33 pm »
le cancer

le Go back to le 9gag
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2013, 09:58:43 pm »
Isn't that le reddit?
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2013, 09:59:40 pm »
I dont go on 9gag or reddit (those sites are for my old friends) so dunno why you think i go on that
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2013, 10:02:57 pm »
Reddit can be useful actually, it branches out for almost anything, I like to browse dota/warframe ones for information or just luls.

Nothing more really.

9GAG, I never browse it myself, but friends always link shit from there, so I tend to end up there often..

On topic: He probably does because of that comic style.
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2013, 12:38:35 am »
what boards do you browse, boerenlater? I never saw it anywhere else but on /fit/ (oh the irony)

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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2013, 12:51:10 am »
You have no gf because you sit here in front of the computer instead of being at a party and talking to girls.
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2013, 01:16:51 am »
You can still have a relationship at 30+. But before that, better stay alone. Still time for parties ofc.
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2013, 03:25:14 am »
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2013, 06:51:26 am »
Sex? Never heard of that gamemode!
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Re: That feel when no girlfriend
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2013, 08:24:00 am »
Sure!

Meet a girl that you will listen to the same music, you`ll go to concerts together, you  play videogames together, watch tv series together,  she is pretty, makes you love her , and then BOOOOM motherfucker! She asks you to break up, leaving you all alone with the memories forcing you not to leave your house because you don`t feel so, only to start playing c-rpg again and getting banned by cmp!!

Yes man! GF`s are fun!  :|
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