Are you that ugly-unfunny and weakling in real life? If you are unfunny and boring there's not much you can do i think, but you can always improve your face aesthetically using plastic surgery if you are so ugly, even tho i see many ugly motherfuckers together with good looking chicks here, but that's probably because they are NOT unfunny and maybe some of them also have lot of €€€€€€€€€€€.
So the good news is that you can improve your weak body, put up a bit of muscles, and if you are rly ugly you can use plastic surgery in order to have a pretty face. Improving your weak mind can be a bit harder .
Are you a Dutch midget? Dutch ppl should be the 2nd tallest ppl in the world, after the inhabitants of the Dinaric Alps. Are you sad because you are a midget, and ppl think you are a bad person because your heart is too close to your arsehole???